I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Because he wants to dance...

and who wouldn't want to shake a leg to the funky dance tunes of janky?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: chthonic <chthonic@chthonicstreams.com>
Date: Aug 10, 2005 2:24 PM
Subject: Re: [Jandek] NYC tickets via ticketweb
To: jandek@mylist.net

got mine just now. limit 2 tix per person. they are "general
admission" which is good i
think.

anyone ever seen any musical acts at anthology? is it in the same
room they screen the
films? meaning, are there seats? i'd prefer it if there weren't.

thanks for the up-to-date info seth! you helped a lot with your
ticket updates. although i
may or may not like the concert itself (depending on what he does),
for me to live in a city
he's actually playing and not go seems wrong!

d.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [music_in_action] Songwriting Contest Sept 30th Deadline

I get a lot of e-mails like this. It's always the same thing. You win
money money money! What an honor! What a thrill! How lucrative!

but then you look at the application, and they want something that
they never mention in the e-mail - a chunk of money to enter.

They are just redistributing money from one songwriter for another,
taking their share in the process.

Come on, I can do that! Send me $10.00 and e-mail me an mp3. I'll
decide which one I like best, and I'll send the winner most of the
money. Do it now!

I'll bet not one person does this. Why? Because I'm being honest. I'm
telling you up front that I am running a lottery for songwriters.
They are doing exactly the same thing!

Don't compete against other songwriters in lotteries - work together
to improve the lot of all songwriters!

Thank you for your time.

Joe Swordfish
www.soundclick.com/songpoet

On 8/10/05, Jon Batson <songmaker04@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> http://www.ncsongwriters.org/contest.html
>
> Enter Our Eighth Annual Songwriter's Contest!
>
> Over $3500 in cash and prizes
>
> Everyone who enters wins something
>
>
>
> "Winning the NC Songwriter's Co-op Song Contest was a much needed
> affirmation at just the right time in my life. It was sort of like
> ammunition against all those people who said, `Jeez, the music
> business is really tough, etc…' I could say, `Look what I did. The NC
> Songwriter's Co-op has chosen me as the best songwriter in a place
> full of great songwriters. People are talking about me, talking about
> my show. I can do this.' And I do. " – Jonathan Byrd, 2000 winner
>
>
>
> "It was a real honor to be chosen as a finalist. During the contest,
> it was a real treat to play for an audience of folks who feel
> similarly about songs, about stories as I do. As someone who plays
> fairly regularly, I can say it's a rarity to have such an attentive
> crowd to play for. Winning the contest was a high point of 2004 for
> me and I sincerely thank the good folks at NCSC for making me feel
> welcome." -- Rick Spreitzer, 2004 winner
>
>
>
> Final deadline is September 30.
>
> Finalists will be notified in October and perform at our finals event
> on November 12 at the ArtsCenter in Carrboro, NC.
>
>
>
> Special Discount for early entry and NCSC Members.
>
> See application for details
> http://www.ncsongwriters.org/contest.html
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Yahoo! Groups Links
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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Yes, let's all do this

Lulina requests: "I go to leave soon the programming of the festival
under and asking for that to the people mentalize good vibe
cocaine-glue and a large barrel of lilac color for the health of all
we."


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Monday, August 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Gouranga

He has a point.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Neateye <nitaigouranga@aol.com>
Date: Aug 8, 2005 9:27 PM
Subject: Gouranga
To: "Matt.mattlove1" <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>

Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ....
That which brings the highest happiness!!


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Thursday, August 04, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Exp. singer with limitless range seeks others to form band...

Wow, forget about a paltry 6 octave range (minnie ripperton and all
those SCRUBS) - I want a vocalist that can get down to tectonic plates
rubbing together and up to infrared - I think this is the vocalist
fI've been looking for

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Jandek] Austin Show Sold Out

Jandekmania in full force...

On 8/3/05, Danen D. Jobe <djobe@uark.edu> wrote:
> Just noticed surfing by the jandek Austin site that the show is sold out (but "a handful of tickets may be available later in the month"). Hope everyone got theirs!
>
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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] My buddy David Price is heading straight for Caligula's Enemies List

Way to go, David!

On today's Democracy Now! Program:

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
The Intelligence-University Complex: CIA Secretly Supports Scholarships

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College students are also being integrated into the U.S. foreign
policy agenda. Last year the Senate created a scholarship to train
intelligence operatives and analysts in American universities for
careers in the CIA and other agencies. We speak with the
anthropologist who designed the scholarship and another anthropologist
who has spoken out opposing the program. [includes rush transcript]
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We continue to look at the issue of the militarization of civil
institutions – this time in academia. The Intelligence Authorization
Act is an annual bill that allocates funds for intelligence agencies.
When congress passed the 2004 legislation and President Bush signed it
into law, the bill drew fire from many corners because it expanded the
Patriot Act and was passed with little debate.
But there was another provision in the legislation that received
almost no attention. Section 318 of the bill appropriated 4 million
dollars to fund a pilot program called the Pat Roberts Intelligence
Scholars Program, known as PRISP. The program is named after Kansas
Republican Pat Roberts, who is chairman of the Senate Select Committee
on Intelligence. The scholarship was created in order to train
intelligence operatives and analysts in American universities for
careers in the CIA and other agencies. The students receive up to
$50,000 dollars over a two-year period and are required to complete at
least one summer internship at the CIA or other approved agencies. The
program is veiled in secrecy - there are no public lists of the
participants and there is no requirement that they disclose their
affiliation to their professors. David Price in his article in
CounterPunch titled, "The CIA's Campus Spies," writes that he tried to
obtain more details about the program but the CIA spokesperson was
reluctant to discuss them. Price states that the agency did confirm
that "PRISP now funds about 100 students who are studying at an
undisclosed number of universities…. but they refused to identify
which campuses are hosting these covert scholars."

David Price, professor of anthropology who teaches at St. Martin's
university. He is also author of the book, Threatening Anthropology:
McCarthyism and the FBI's Surveillance of Activist Anthropologists.
Felix Moos, professor of anthropology who teaches at Kansas
University. PRISP is largely the brain-child of professor Moos who
brought the idea for the program to Senator Roberts.

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AMY GOODMAN: We are joined now by David Price from Washington state.
He is in Olympia, Professor of Anthropology who teaches at St. Martins
University, also author of the book, Threatening Anthropology:
McCarthyism and the F.B.I.'s Surveillance of Activist Anthropologists.
And we're joined by the man who was involved in the creation of these
scholarships, Felix Moos, joins us from Kansas, Professor of
Anthropology, who teaches at Kansas University. PRISP is largely his
brainchild. He brought the idea forward for the program to his
senator, Roberts. Lets first go to Professor Moos. Your idea for this
and, specifically, for anthropologists.

FELIX MOOS: Yes.

AMY GOODMAN: Can you explain why you feel this is so important, and
also if you could talk about the secrecy of the program, professors
perhaps not knowing that their students are receiving money from the
C.I.A.?

FELIX MOOS: Well, the initial idea was that we desperately need people
who are competent in foreign languages and areas, which we don't have.
As you probably are aware, we have far too few interpreters in any
government agency. We have far too few American intellectuals who
speak foreign languages. And therefore, I thought that to have more
analysts that are competent in foreign languages and areas was a good
idea. It had nothing to do with secrecy. I have never argued that we
should introduce spying into American academia. I have been a
university professor for more than 44 years. And certainly, I am not
for secrecy or any classified activities that cannot be openly
discussed. But what I wanted to do is to open a dialogue among
anthropologists of the changed world in which we find ourselves.

AMY GOODMAN: David Price, you, too, are a professor of anthropology.
Your response?

DAVID PRICE: Good morning, Amy. My response is that secrecy is
definitely becoming a part of this program and the other programs that
are coming along with it. What we're seeing now is a very dramatic
shift in funding for graduates and undergraduates in the social
sciences and other fields that want to do international study. In the
past, we had programs like Fulbright or Title 6 that gave students
money to study foreign languages on their own, you know, a number of
which have always gone to work for the State Department, intelligence
agencies and so on.

In the 1990s, we saw a shift with the development of programs, like
the National Security Education Program, which was very controversial
and had sort of soft payback requirements, where students would later
go and be asked to at least look for employment in national security
agencies. Now with the development of the Pat Roberts program and
another program called the Intelligence Community Scholars Program
that's just coming online, we have sort of indentured scholarship,
where from the front in, there's pre-loyalty, where people who are
going to work for intelligence agencies are brought aboard with the
understanding that, you know, people won't know who they are, and then
later throughout -- they'll go through the education process, and then
later, they'll go and be doing intelligence work. My -- one of my many
concerns is that this will inevitably limit and dumb down the type of
intelligence that's gathered and the analysis that happens, because
you will only have a select group of people, who going into the
process are already thinking in very limited ways.

AMY GOODMAN: Professor Felix Moos.

FELIX MOOS: Yeah. I think the concerns by David, with whom I have
spoken at many occasions, both publicly and privately, are completely
misplaced, because I seriously doubt that a program that funds 100 or
so individuals in a university system that includes at least 2,000
institutions of higher learning are going to subvert American
academia. The thought that this would dumb down intelligence
operations is completely misplaced, because we need more people who
speak languages and now foreign areas to experience, rather than only
academics teaching in universities. And therefore, I would argue that
rather than accuse one side or the other by being -- bending the
truth, we should have a dialogue of how to educate a new generation of
anthropology students within the United States that know a lot more
about the world than they do.

AMY GOODMAN: David Price, the issue of secrecy, and we only have a few
seconds to go, but the fact that the professors don't even know if
their students are on the C.I.A. payroll?

FELIX MOOS: That's not true. That's not true. The Pat Roberts
scholarship program does not force individuals to any secrecy. If the
critics of the Pat Roberts program would contact Senator Roberts'
office for information --

DAVID PRICE: The interesting thing is, of course, there's secrecy. Not
a single participant in this program has come forward.

AMY GOODMAN: Well, I'm going to leave it there, because we have to
wrap up the show, but I do want to ask people to email us at
mail@democracynow.org with their concerns and questions, and we'll put
them to you for a discussion later. I want to thank you both for being
with us.

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Saturday, July 30, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Ladies- Come and Get It!

The proprietor of this blog does not normally allow advertising.
However, I have made special arrangements as a humanitarian effort on
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Friday, July 22, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Every 18 Months

A young fellow with that sly grin that says "I'm just a little more
savvy than the rest of you" on public transit was explaining gambling in
other nations. Outside the US (He didn't say where) they have something
better than Lotto. It's a sure thing. You put money into it, and
eventually you get it back, and more. "They call it Pyramid."
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[CanYoAssDigIt] How Government Should Work

Meet the New Boss...

State News Release


Office of the Governor

Date: July 21, 2005
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Althea Cawley-Murphree, Governor's Communications Office, 360-902-4136
Kate Engle Rothschild, CERB Program Manager, 360-725- 4058


State investment in Walla Walla County will create jobs and open more markets for Washington produce

OLYMPIA -- A new state investment in Walla Walla County will lead to more good paying jobs for the community and open up more markets to Washington produce.

Today the Washington State Community Economic Revitalization Board (CERB) conditionally approved an $800,000 loan and $200,000 grant for the Port of Walla Walla. The new funds will be used to make public infrastructure improvements to port-owned property so a new Washington business, RailEx, LLC, can move in and open a state-of-the-art produce packing and distribution facility.

"This is an excellent example of how government should work," Gov. Christine Gregoire said. "These funds will help the port turn this piece of property into productive land that will put people to work and help produce grown in our state reach more people - everybody wins."

The port will use the state funds to construct an access road and make drainage improvements to the property adjacent to Highway 12 in Walla Walla County. RailEx will then construct a $10 million facility and $2.5 million rail "loop track" around port property. Once up and running, RailEx estimates its operation will create 148 full-time jobs at wages that exceed the average annual Walla Walla County salary.

The Port of Walla Walla and other sources will match the state investment with slightly more than $1 million for additional public project costs.

According to Port of Walla Walla Commission President Ken Jantz, "This project solves a major transportation problem that has plagued the Washington state fresh produce industry for years. It will give growers in our state a consistent transportation supply option to get their fresh produce to East Coast customers."

RailEx is the newest member of a 50-year-old group of providers of produce from Maine to Florida. The group provides fresh produce to the largest grocery chain stores in the eastern United States. RailEx will use new high-efficiency refrigerated boxcars to ship produce from Washington to a planned distribution facility in Albany, New York. The company estimates these non-stop trips will deliver produce from coast to coast in as little as five days, cutting the typical rail time by more than half.

"These state funds will have a significant impact," said Juli Wilkerson, director of the Washington Department of Community, Trade and Economic Development. "Along with the RailEx jobs, the new facility will also create more work for area trucking companies. It will take more than 150 truck loads of produce to fill a train for its cross-country journey."

RailEx expects to hire most of its employees from Walla Walla, Benton, and Franklin counties. It is estimated that every state dollar invested in public infrastructure improvements for this project will generate $1.50 in state and local revenue.

The release of the CERB funds is contingent on RailEx finishing its development plan, and the Port of Walla Walla and RailEx finalizing other funding sources and obtaining necessary permits.

 



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[CanYoAssDigIt] Worst news yet: Eminem: 'I'm Not Retiring'

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] She'll just use her super cold breath to put out forest fires...

And she probably knows how to talk a kid down from a bad acid trip
(like Jimmy Carter in a very funny SNL skit a million years ago)

-----Original Message-----
From: Cawley-Murphree, Althea [mailto:Althea.Cawley-Murphree@GOV.WA.GOV]
Sent: Thursday, July 14, 2005 7:09 PM
To: WASHINGTON-GOVERNOR-NEWS@listserv.wa.gov
Subject: NEWS RELEASE: Gov. Gregoire passes fire safety qualifications
tes t

Contact: Governor's Communications Office, 360-902-4136;
www.governor.wa.gov

Gov. Gregoire passes fire safety qualifications test

OLYMPIA - July 14, 2005 - Today Gov. Christine Gregoire earned her "red
card," meeting safety qualifications that will allow her to visit fire lines
to get firsthand information. With the fire season under way now in Eastern
Washington, the governor will be prepared to inspect affected areas.

"I want to understand the conditions that our firefighters face in keeping
our families, communities and resources safe," said the governor. "Having
this training means that I will be able to safely enter these areas to get
the most up-to-date information."

Gregoire is the first governor in Washington history to receive this
training. She completed the firefighters work capacity test by walking one
mile in under the 16 minute-limit and properly deploying her fire shelter.
Department of Natural Resources staff in a non-suppression role are expected
to undergo light physical fitness training as well as an eight-hour annual
firefighter refresher course. The governor will be able to approach a fire
line, but will have a qualified individual escorting her.

"I have the utmost respect for the hard and dangerous work done by our
firefighters. Now that I have sampled just a sliver of what they undergo in
the course of their day, that respect has deepened."

Gregoire was accompanied by Commissioner of Public Lands Doug Sutherland and
Maj. Gen. Timothy Lowenberg, adjutant general of the Washington Military
Department. The first gentleman, Mike Gregoire, also participated in the
exercise, which took place on the Chehalis Western Trail near Lacey.

The governor declared a drought in March and expressed concern that dry
conditions would pose greater threats of major fires. In anticipation of an
active fire season, Gregoire participated on Monday in a tabletop wild-land
firefighting exercise with representatives of a number of state and federal
agencies, including the Emergency Management Division of the Military
Department, Washington State Patrol, Department of Natural Resources and
Federal Emergency Management Agency. The tabletop exercise will ensure the
highest level of coordination by those agencies and officials charged with
executing the state's wild-land firefighting plan.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Kitchie Nadal The Bill Wyman Complex

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Kal-El <jowelle@yahoo.com>
Date: Jul 18, 2005 8:07 AM
Subject: Kitchie Nadal The Oedipus Complex
To: kitchienadal@yahoogroups.com

The Oedipus Complex

Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!!

Kitchie Nadal
http://www.kitchienadal.com

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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Lil' Kim Hits Lil' Cease With $6 Million Suit

Sheesh talk about nerve - that's what separates the little people from
the big people. the big people have no sense of shame. they don't
learn from their mistakes, they just go after people that bring their
mistakes to light!

And after Lil' Kim gets done with Lil' Cease, she's going after Lil' Desist!

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Lil' Kim Hits Lil' Cease With $6 Million Suit

Lil' Kim filed a civil lawsuit against one of the men whose testimony
led to her conviction on perjury and conspiracy charges. The rapper
accuses Lil' Cease of using her name and likeness to promote a
forthcoming Junior M.A.F.I.A. DVD.

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Ashanti Takes Stand, Denies Producer's Career-Launching Claims

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Alchemist On Bus Crash: 'I Was Flying Like A Dishrag'

New Releases: Jermaine Dupri, Now! 19, Frank Black, 'Dukes Of Hazzard'
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Arcade Fire Hiding In Plain Sight With New Single, Fall Tour

Jack Black, Natalie Portman, Rob Zombie Animate Comic-Con

Hilary Draws The Line At Collaborating With Good Charlotte

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Truer words were never spoken...

From Lulina's blog last month, as translated from Portuguese to
English by Google:

"Google says that you said: "typical I am indie that requebra with the
head and shakes devagarinho the body, who wants you cochilar, and
alone if empolga or when music is muuuuito good, or when she is
muuuuito drunk." The adds of words were too hard will be poor old
feeble google translating tool, but it sounds like how Calvin dances,
and everybody loves the way he dances around here "

He is therefore that I taste of the Matt. To be compared with the
Calvin (of the Beat Happening) dancing motivated me not to give up
requebrar for there.

and then on July 8, 2005:

In 2013 the humanity will be abduzida.
She is on that she says to music "Plan 13 from to outer space". But
the letter tá in foreign language, that is imperceptible to the human
ears, that penalty.

I finished to place in the tramavirtual. It is an old music that I and
Leo made, is part of the Abduzida, but the Matt asked for, then tá
back in the site. This is dedicated to the Matt, was thanks to this
phrase "Plan 13 from to outer space" that it found me in google and in
them we become virtual friends and musical partners until today.


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Friday, July 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Church and State

Governor Gregoire is not just saying that she is praying, or that we should be praying, she says we ARE praying- all of us in the Snake of Washington. Uppity atheists unite al-goddam-ready!

Since Christine is a Catholic, here's a joke I saw recently:
Q: What does a Catholic say at confession?
A: You first.

State News Release


Office of the Governor

Date: July 07, 2005
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Althea Cawley-Murphree, Governor's Communications Office, 360-902-4136


Gov. Christine Gregoire extends condolences to people of London

OLYMPIA -- Gov. Christine Gregoire today extended her condolences to the people of London who suffered multiple, coordinated attacks on their city. The governor visited London last month on her first trade mission. She said:

"Today my thoughts and prayers, and those of my family and six million Washingtonians, are with the people of London. On September 11, 2001, the people of Great Britain stood with us in our hour of terror. Today we stand with them. We are united by a common grief and a common purpose to make the world a safer place.

[and so on]
-sugarzareh






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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Make Me A Star

Date: Thu, 7 Jul 2005 16:06:28 -0700
From: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>
To: Gedewe Productions

Hey man, that's cool. Your loss is William Morris' gain!

On 7/4/05, Gerry D Welch Jr <gedewe@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Dear Mr. Matt Love,
>
> I reviewed the material you sent via email, and I do
> not think you are what this production is looking for
> at this time. However, I do appreciate your interest
> in Gedewe Productions, and I wish you the best of luck
> with your future endeavors.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Gerry "Maestro" Welch
> Gedewe Productions
> www.gedeweproductions.com
>
>
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Dear Maestro

I'm ready for the bigtime.

see my application at:

http://home.earthlink.net/~mattlove1/ApplicationForm.htm

this is not for a rival company, this was for a one time only event.
I am in it for the long run.

if there is any other kind of information you need from me, let me know

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Thursday, July 07, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Can Yo' ass Dig It?] 7/07/2005 07:04:59 PM

I saw a commercial for a navigational system for GM cars that used a
muzak version of "The Long And Winding Road."

And I'm not sure about this, but I'm pretty sure that Poise female
incontinence and loss of bladder control products used "Sweet Jane" in
their commercial.

I am guessing that neither of these will push the kind and gentle
sugarzareh over the edge. But I will probably find something taht
will before I get away from TV land.


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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] They should be horsewhipped - pt. 2

I got absolutely no traction on my screed about Paul Rogers (Free, Bad
Company, The Firm) standing in for Freddie Mercury on a Queen tour.
(my verdict: sick and wrong)

I'm surprised. OK, how about this one: INXS choosing a new lead
singer on the basis of winning a reality TV show. Is that tacky, or
what? I saw one commercial where somebody was auditioning by singing
"Rock and Roll all night" (Kiss).

Still not outraged? I saw an ad for Fidelity Investments that used
"Little Green Bag."

well? Hmmm?


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Language Watch & Half As Smart, all in one

The Wenatchee World ran an editorial from Maj. JEffery S. Tontini an
active duty marine dude who graduated from wenatchee high school in
1986 about the liberation of iraq, he's "defending" us, even though a
friend of his didn't fly the flag because she didn't want people to
think she supported the rape and pillage of Iraq, he's "defending" her
too.

I don't want his defense of me, but it's part of the package deal - I
get to obey the provisions of the patriot act, the US tortures people
in secret prisons around the planet, that's the social contract. Fair
enough, but I'm getting away from the best part of the piece:

"I am not saying lives are INDISPENSIBLE (emphasis added). In fact,
just the opposite. Lives are precious."

I'm not saying Tontini is disassembling. I'm just saying he's stupid.

And now to wash the bad taste out of my mouth, a few words from a
smart marine (not oxymoronic, there have been a couple):

Smedley Butler on Interventionism
-- Excerpt from a speech delivered in 1933, by Major General Smedley
Butler, USMC.

War is just a racket. A racket is best described, I believe, as
something that is not what it seems to the majority of people. Only a
small inside group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the
benefit of the very few at the expense of the masses.

I believe in adequate defense at the coastline and nothing else.
If a nation comes over here to fight, then we'll fight. The trouble
with America is that when the dollar only earns 6 percent over here,
then it gets restless and goes overseas to get 100 percent. Then the
flag follows the dollar and the soldiers follow the flag.

I wouldn't go to war again as I have done to protect some lousy
investment of the bankers. There are only two things we should fight
for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of
Rights. War for any other reason is simply a racket.

There isn't a trick in the racketeering bag that the military gang
is blind to. It has its "finger men" to point out enemies, its "muscle
men" to destroy enemies, its "brain men" to plan war preparations, and
a "Big Boss" Super-Nationalistic-Capitalism.

It may seem odd for me, a military man to adopt such a comparison.
Truthfulness compels me to. I spent thirty- three years and four
months in active military service as a member of this country's most
agile military force, the Marine Corps. I served in all commissioned
ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major-General. And during that period,
I spent most of my time being a high class muscle- man for Big
Business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a
racketeer, a gangster for capitalism.

I suspected I was just part of a racket at the time. Now I am sure
of it. Like all the members of the military profession, I never had a
thought of my own until I left the service. My mental faculties
remained in suspended animation while I obeyed the orders of
higher-ups. This is typical with everyone in the military service.

I helped make Mexico, especially Tampico, safe for American oil
interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the
National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping
of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefits of Wall
Street. The record of racketeering is long. I helped purify Nicaragua
for the international banking house of Brown Brothers in 1909-1912
(where have I heard that name before?). I brought light to the
Dominican Republic for American sugar interests in 1916. In China I
helped to see to it that Standard Oil went its way unmolested.

During those years, I had, as the boys in the back room would say,
a swell racket. Looking back on it, I feel that I could have given Al
Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in
three districts. I operated on three continents.


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