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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Understanding cartoons is a hard job...

A very controversial cartoon. Who's right? Who knows? I thought it
was obvious - they are showing Condi carrying the love child of GWB.
It looks exactly like him.... (see below)

I read that Condi denies she called Duibya her husband when she was
drunk at that party. "I don't remember saying that. I don't think I
said that" she said rubbing her temples, nursing a hangover. Hardly a
vigorous denial.

Half the party guests (the Republicans) said she never said it. The
other half (the Democrats) said that she did.

****

A cartoon appearing in the Palestinian Authority's daily, shows U.S.
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice pregnant with a monkey; the
cartoon is mocking her statement about a "New Middle East" being born.

Sick.

Source: PMW
3 Responses to "Palestinian Cartoon Shows Condoleezza Rice Pregnant With Monkey"

1. Leatherneck Says:

Where is the MSM outrage? Shouldn't we be burning stuff, flags,
and killing each other over this cartoon? Oh wait, that is what the
moon god worshippers do after Fridays prayers, and the MSM works for
them.

Comment by Leatherneck — August 4th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
2. Danj3ris Says:

How the hell is this racist?

The cartoonist is basically saying, "Condoleeza Rice's ideas
will give birth to a less intelligent, unevolved, having to be led
around like children, middle east."

Yes it was not tactful to have a black woman giving birth to a
monkey, the cartoonist should have researched that notion that western
cultures, especially Americans, would make that connection (
Black-Monkey ), but this message is not what the cartoonist was trying
to convey. For goodness sakes, if the message was to be racist, there
are far more direct messages and images to convey that idea. And they
wouldnt put a caption mentioning the birth of the Middle East!

That's pretty slick, taking a cartoon about a Middle Easterner's
view, and applying American-Born rasicm to it. Stay on topic America.

Comment by Danj3ris — August 7th, 2006 at 10:59 pm
3. Bentley Says:

You are mistaken if you believe that this cartoon is not racist.
In fact, I doubt that many non Muslims understand the complete
significance of it.
The ape is what the Muslims believe the Jews were turned into
for "falsely" worshipping God on Saturday instead of Friday. Hence, it
is ultimately racist on several levels and certainly malevolent.

Comment by Bentley — August 17th, 2006 at 2:48 pm

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [sporkiatric] At War

That's a great quote from our fearful leader. I remember his advice after 9/11 - "don't panic. resume shopping"

what a resident!  the best resident the white house has ever had.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [OregonDems_etc] sicko Scalia asks, ‘Are you going to convict Jack Bauer?’

"We've all watched '24′ and rooted for Jack Bauer as he breaks all the rules in a desperate attempt to save lives."

Not me.  The show's odious content announces itself like the stench of a deer corpse festering and rotting in the woods. I give it a wide berth. I guess a lot of people are attracted to that kind of thing, though I don't know why.

We have been reduced from citizens to consumers. If what we chose to consume is the only means we have left to vote for what we want, why do people so cavalierly squander that vote unless they aspire to be sub-human?

On 6/20/07, Kathleen Bushman <sassykathy46@gmail.com> wrote:

Scalia asks, 'Are you going to convict Jack Bauer?'

posted Tuesday, 19 June 2007

http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/11177.html#more-11177

Scalia asks, 'Are you going to convict Jack Bauer?'

Posted 2:42 pm 

It's surprisingly disappointing just how little progress we've made on certain basic questions about torture. ( via Andrew Sullivan)

Senior judges from North America and Europe were in the midst of a panel discussion about torture and terrorism law, when a Canadian judge's passing remark - "Thankfully, security agencies in all our countries do not subscribe to the mantra 'What would Jack Bauer do?' " - got the legal bulldog in [Justice Antonin Scalia] barking.

The conservative jurist stuck up for Agent Bauer, arguing that fictional or not, federal agents require latitude in times of great crisis. "Jack Bauer saved Los Angeles. … He saved hundreds of thousands of lives," Judge Scalia said. Then, recalling Season 2, where the agent's rough interrogation tactics saved California from a terrorist nuke, the Supreme Court judge etched a line in the sand.

"Are you going to convict Jack Bauer?" Judge Scalia challenged his fellow judges. "Say that criminal law is against him? 'You have the right to a jury trial?' Is any jury going to convict Jack Bauer? I don't think so.

"So the question is really whether we believe in these absolutes. And ought we believe in these absolutes."

Remember, in some legal circles, Scalia is considered one of the giants in conservative intellectual thought.

It's likely that Scalia was using a cultural reference to prove a broader point about torture and the rule of law, but I'm not entirely sure what that point is. It seems to have something to do with Scalia's apparent belief that those U.S. officials who commit torture deserve legal amnesty, just so long as the ends justify the means.

Just think, having this guy sitting on the Supreme Court was disconcerting before he started using fiction to rationalize torture.

I'll spare you the tirade on why torture is morally indefensible, and why torture doesn't provide useful information anyway, and why relying on fictional characters to justify real-life crimes is patently ridiculous, but will instead focus on two points.

First, Bauer-like scenarios don't happen .

We've all watched '24′ and rooted for Jack Bauer as he breaks all the rules in a desperate attempt to save lives.

The problem with this scenario (as many others have pointed out) is that it makes a number of assumptions that are empirically dubious. First, the ticking-bomb scenario assumes not only that we have knowledge of an imminent attack, but also that we have the right guy in custody, i.e., a person with information that can prevent that attack from happening. In real life, our intelligence is never even close to that good. Intelligence, as the WMD fiasco makes clear, is far from an exact science. A significant percentage of the people we've detained as suspected terrorists have turned out to be people who were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Should someone who may or may not be a terrorist and may or may not know anything useful be tortured based solely on intelligence "chatter" about an upcoming attack? This is much closer to the type of situations that actually present themselves in real life.

Second, Bauer-like scenarios offer the wrong lessons.

The grossly graphic torture scenes in Fox's highly rated series "24″ are encouraging abuses in Iraq, a brigadier general and three top military and FBI interrogators claim.

The four flew to Los Angeles in November to meet with the staff of the show. They said it is hurting efforts to train recruits in effective interrogation techniques and is damaging the image of the U.S. around the world, according The New Yorker.

"I'd like them to stop," Army Brig. Gen. Patrick Finnegan, dean of the U.S. Military Academy at West Point, told the magazine.

Finnegan and others told the show's creative team that the torture depicted in "24″ never works in real life, and by airing such scenes, they're encouraging military personnel to act illegally.

"People watch the shows, and then walk into the interrogation booths and do the same things they've just seen," said Tony Lagouranis, who was a U.S. Army interrogator in Iraq and attended the meeting. "The kids see it, and say, 'If torture is wrong, what about '24′?" Finnegan said.

Apparently, it's not just the kids ― dangerous Supreme Court justices have come to the same conclusions.

Gary Solis, a retired law professor who designed and taught the Law of War for Commanders curriculum at West Point, tried to explain to his students that Jack Bauer would be prosecuted for his conduct. The class was not persuaded. After one particularly aggressive interrogation scene, Solis said, "I tried to impress on them that this technique would open the wrong doors, but it was like trying to stomp out an anthill."

Maybe Solis needs to talk to Scalia, too.

 

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: I can't beleive it.....

Wow, it's awe inspiring!

My favorite so far is this one:

[no subject]
*{RickReed4President2004} The Ballad of Rick REED, RxR From: Rick
REED=20 4. [cybillshepherd4president2004] Cybill SHEPHERD's Women's
Rights Bill 200= 4! ...
osdir.com/ml/science.chemistry.the-chemistry-cluster/2007-02/msg00000.html
- 112k - Cached - Similar pages - Note this

A bunch of RxR messages sandwitched in between formula and scientific
discourse, perhaps of a microbiological nature, maybe the person is
preparing for a NASA mission to Saturn. Will she see Alf when she
gets there?

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>
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> Cybill SHEPHERD...
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> and hit SEARCH..
>
> where it takes you..
> incredible crap that people have forwarded OTHER places ABOUT me...and then
> my stuff I did to myself.
>
> I don't know if you get there JUST by sending an email to yourself with
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> and it is highlighted with a blue line under it..
> but I noticed in my signature when I got a copy that Cybill's name was
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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Why does everybody have to be so stupid?

I found a pathetic blog at
http://bastardsinc.blogs.com/bastardsinc/2005/01/index.html

This is the kind of pathetic mouth poop you find there:
PM of Australia has donned the lycra pants and oiled his body to lay
some Smack Down on the weasly fuckers attending the World Economic
Forum in Davos, Switzerland. Ostensibly a chance for the world's
nations to discuss future trends and economic policy, it degenerated
into a frenzy of anti-US sentiment. And Howie wasn't happy.

I tried to leave a very clever and evolved comment:
Name: Matt Love
Email Address: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com
URL: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mattlove1
Comments:
Howie's lips are chapped and his knees are sore, but the Chimp in
Chief is happy. He doesn't have a Monica but he's got the next best
thing. Chief Bastard has a small and malformed penis. He's beating a
dead horse, when the US empire is over, everybody will breathe a
little easier.

When I tried to post I got this message: Registration is required.

I am not going to waste my time, but I didn't want my typing to be in
vain, so I'm sharing with you. Lucky people.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] The Bush Collective to Canadians: Resistance is Futile. You will be assimilated

And their government, which works for BushCo, not for their people,
says "Come right in, we'll leave the light on!"

The Plan to Disappear Canada
'Deep integration' comes out of shadows.
View full article and comments here
http://thetyee.ca/Views/2007/06/08/DeepIntegrate/
By Murray Dobbin
Published: June 8, 2007

TheTyee.ca

If the machinations going on in this country regarding so-called "deep
integration" were instead a communist conspiracy to take over the
country (you will, of course, have to try hard to imagine this) the
news media would be blaring the story.

Pundits would pontificate, editorialists would erupt, security forces
would be unleashed.

Instead, a virtual conspiracy to make the country disappear through
assimilation into the U.S. gets barely a mention.

But news of the scheme -- formally called the Security and Prosperity
Partnership of North America (SPP) -- is finally breaking out of the
secret chambers of the ruling elite and the federal government. This
is both good news and bad. It's good that ordinary citizens are
finally getting a glimpse of the betrayal of their country. The news
is bad because it reflects just how much of this scheme is already
being implemented.

Given the meetings of CEOs and politicians to advance the scheme
politically, as well as all that must go into its actual
implementation, there is simply too much activity to keep secret.

Ten dots to connect

Here are 10 developments in the plan to disappear Canada.

1) Pesticides 'harmonized.' The most thoroughly reported story (though
even this did not go much beyond the CanWest chain) was the revelation
that Canada was about to "harmonize" its regulations, setting limits
for pesticide residue on fruits and vegetables. In 40 per cent of the
cases, the U.S. allows for higher levels. Richard Aucoin, chief
registrar of the Pest Management Regulatory Agency, which sets
Canada's pesticide levels, said that Canada's
higher levels were a "trade irritant."

The downgrading of health protection had been a NAFTA initiative, but
is being "fast-tracked" as part of the Security and Prosperity
Partnership. This is just the tip of the iceberg. Some 300 regulatory
regimes are currently going through the same process.

2) Tory tirade.

The next story that broke through the wall of media silence reported
on the paranoid reaction of the Harper Conservatives to any criticism
of the SPP. The occasion was hearings of the Commons International
Trade Committee into the SPP, forced by the NDP.

Gordon Laxer, head of Alberta's Parkland Institute, was testifying on
the energy implications of the SPP, warning that eastern Canada could
end up "freezing in the dark." He had barely started when the chair of
the committee,Conservative MP Leon Benoit, demanded that Laxer halt
his "irrelevant" testimony. The Committee members overruled Benoit --
who promptly (and illegally) adjourned the meeting and stomped out.
The NDP and Liberal members nonetheless continued without him.

3) Council of corporate power.

The SPP initiative began in earnest back in 2002 with the Canadian
Council of Chief Executives (formerly the BCNI), the most powerful
corporate body in the country. It continues it leadership role, but
does not promote the scheme just in its own name. It instead has
helped create several supportive bodies that now help drive the
agenda. Included in these are the North American Competitive Council
(NACC), which includes CEOs of the largest North American
corporations, and which institutionalizes the exclusively corporate
nature of the agreement. The NACC is the only advisory group to the
three NAFTA/SPP governments.

4) Secretive summit.

The NACC at least is public. But much of what happens in building the
elite consensus for deep integration is done in absolute secrecy or
very privately, away from the prying eyes of the media. The most
secretive of these was held last year from Sept. 12 to 14, in Banff
Springs. As The Tyee reported, the gathering was sponsored by
something called the North American Forum* and it was attended by some
of the most powerful members of the North American ruling elite.

Attendees, according to a leaked list that could not be confirmed,
included Donald Rumsfeld, George Schultz (former U.S. Secretary of
State), General Rick Hillier, Defence Minister Gordon O'Connor and
Minister of Public Safety Stockwell Day. The media was not informed of
the meeting and it was first revealed by the weekly Banff Crag &
Canyon.

Stockwell Day refused to even confirm he was there, but said that even
if he was, it was a "private" meeting that he would not comment on.
There is no better indication that these meetings, and the SPP itself,
constitute a parallel governing structure -- unaccountable to any
democratic institution or the public.

5) 'No fly' coordination. Canada will have its own "no-fly" list just
like our U.S. "partner."

As the Council of Canadians pointed out: "The no-fly list is very much
a Security and Prosperity Partnership initiative. 'The SPP Report to
Leaders, August 2006' outlines 105 SPP initiatives. Initiative #93
states, 'Develop, test, evaluate and implement a plan to establish
comparable aviation passenger screening, and the screening of baggage
and air cargo (for North America).'"

Canada's privacy commissioner Jennifer Stoddart has raised a number of
concerns about the plan including the fact that the list will be
shared with the U.S., that "false positives" are a virtual certainty,
and that there is no evidence put forward by the government that the
list will improve airline security.

6) Bye, bye Canadian dollar?

David Dodge, the head of the Bank of Canada, told a Chicago audience
that a single currency for North America "is possible." That would see
a big chunk of Canadian sovereignty and the ability to guide the
economy through monetary policy go out the window. It's not the first
time Dodge has mused about abandoning the Canadian dollar - or deep
integration.

7) Water and oil giveaways.

The deep integrationists clearly see Canadian water as a North
American resource, not a Canadian resource. At yet another very
private meeting, held in Calgary on April 27th under the auspices of
yet another forum, it was made clear that water is on the table for
negotiation.
Discussion of bulk "water transfers" and diversions took place at a
Calgary meeting of the North American Future 2025 Project (partly
funded by the U.S. government). The meeting based its deliberations on
the false notion that Canada has 20 per cent of the world's fresh
water. Actual available supply amounts to only around six per cent --
about the same as has the U.S.

The water (and environment) meeting was preceded by another on April 26th
talking about "North American" energy. The beneficiary of these discussions
is pretty clear when you realize Canada has no national energy policy. We are
the only energy exporting country in the world without a one.

Gordon Laxer told the Parliamentary committee: "The National Energy
Board wrote me on April 12: 'Unfortunately, the NEB has not undertaken any
studies on security of supply.'" He was also told by the NEB that Canada does
not maintain a 90 day energy reserve as other developed nations do. As Laxer
points out, "Canada may be a net exporter, but it still imports 40 per cent of
its oil -- 850,000 barrels per day -- to meet 90 per cent of Atlantic Canada's
and Quebec's needs, and 40 per cent of Ontario's."

Canada exports 63 per cent of its oil production and 56 per cent of its natural
gas, percentages that can never decrease under NAFTA.

8) NAFTA Superhighway.

State governments in the U.S. are becoming increasingly alarmed at the
prospects of deep integration. Earlier this year, Idaho became the
first state to pass a legislative resolution directing the U.S.
Congress to drop out of the SPP, which is referred to as the North
American Union amongst U.S. opponents. Thirteen states in addition to
Idaho are calling on Congress to abandon the SPP: Georgia, Arizona,
Missouri, Illinois, Oregon, Montana, South Carolina, Oklahoma, Utah,
South Dakota, Tennessee, Washington and Virginia.

Part of the opposition is focused on plans for a so-called NAFTA
Superhighway: actually a corridor several hundred metres wide
including rail lines, freeways and pipelines from Mexico to the
Canadian border. There is a growing grass roots movement against the
SPP in the U.S., but led by the right over the issue of compromising
American sovereignty.

9) Trade, Investment and Labour Mobility Agreement (TILMA).

While U.S. states, concerned about state rights under an unaccountable
"North American Union," are organizing against the scheme, Canadian
provinces are either blithely unaware or knowingly complicit in the
deal. More Canadians may be aware of TILMA -- the investors' rights
agreement between B.C. and Albert -- than they are about the SPP, but
in reality they are one and the same.

TILMA is major piece of the deep integration, deregulation imperative
and fits hand in glove with the SPP. There is a similar, though more
informal, process evolving in the Atlantic provinces, called
"Atlantica." And B.C. is now pushing the so-called Gateway Initiative,
a kind of regional superhighway project that will see huge and
environmentally disastrous
expansion of ports, highways and pipelines to further supply the
U.S.'s insatiable demand for resources and cheap Asian goods.

10) The next SPP summit.

The third leaders summit on the SPP will take place this August
21-22nd in Montebello, Quebec, not far from Ottawa. By the time it
does many more Canadian will be aware of it. Part of the reason that
news of the SPP/deep integration issue is finally seeing the light of
day is that opposition is growing and groups fighting the SPP are
having an impact. The Council of Canadians, the CLC and the Canadian
Centre for Policy Alternatives held an SPP teach-in in Ottawa last
month and many civil society groups are now taking deep integration to
their members.

Demonstrations are planned for the summit. The NDP continues to press
the government on SPP secrecy and the Green Party's Elizabeth May has
said deep integration will be a focus of the party's election
platform. It is hard to think of any other issue in modern Canadian
history, especially one that will literally determine whether the
country survives or not, that has taken so long to get public
attention. I first wrote about it September, 2002.

By the time the SPP summit has come and gone and the fall political
season begins, deep integration, the most treacherous plan for the
country yet devised by Bay Street, will be increasingly exposed. And
by the next election, we could see a repeat of the great "free trade"
election of 1988. This time we have to win.
*
Correction note: At 12:20 p.m. on June 4, we corrected the name of the forum.
Related Tyee stories:
'For Our Own Good, Give Canada Away'
The 'deep integrationists' plan one happy continent, but we must teach
the little ones.
Secret Summit on Shared 'Security'
Why was North America's power elite invited to Banff?
Trade Debate BC Libs Don't Want
Talk of TILMA deal censored in the legislature. But not in The Tyee.
Murray Dobbin writes his State of the Nation column twice monthly for The
Tyee.

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