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Thursday, September 20, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [seattlecacophony] Re: SANTA IS EVIL! GO BUNNIES!

I welcome any interested parties to join my religion (and mailing list), The Orthodox Mystic Knights of the Easter Bunny. The tenets of the faith are explained at:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OrthodoxMysticKnightsoftheEasterBunny

We are proud to count among our members Goodman Garbanzobean, the man who hitchhiked across the nation (and all the way to Central America) in a pink bunny suit.

There are lots of opportunities for advancement in our church.  One of our 13 Popes, The Pope of Anderson Island, committed suicide in May, and we need a replacement.  No need to relocate; Seattle is close enough.

On 9/18/07, Beat Hussy <rantypants@beathussy.com > wrote:

Making Georgetown THE ideal place to combine Santarchy and Prank Day -
ending the festivities with a random, renegade takeover party (now new
and improved with clowns, bunnies and KRUMPASES!)

Or, you know, just passing out in a doorway somewhere ;)

:b

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> -------- Original Message --------

> Subject: Re: [seattlecacophony] Re: SANTA IS EVIL! GO BUNNIES!
> From: Angel Fraley <angelfraley@yahoo.com>
> Date: Tue, September 18, 2007 1:06 pm
> To: seattlecacophony@yahoogroups.com
>
> Ok, so if I sew a bunch of Santa outfits with a bunny tail, a santa hat with bunny ears, red and white clown stripe bottoms to match----will this be the ideal new Santarchy look? I'm just trying to forcast the costume trends for my fall/winter production?
>
> My opinion on Georgetown is that it is an industrial apocolypse of dilapidated buildings and concrete. that is all...., but hey if Santarchy has to go there.....Apocolypse it is!
>
> A
>
> e duck <educkor@yahoo.com> wrote:
> No bunnies. Wait until Easter then knock yourself
> out. December is for Santa. We are The Red Menace
> for fucksake! Let's do it right.
>
> --- Gary Watts <fatmedia@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > http://www.krampus.com/
> >
> > Looks like the traditional day in Europe is Dec 5th.
> >
> >
> > Bunny Krampus anyone?
> > -Gary
> >
> > On Sep 18, 2007, at 2:40 AM, Bill Beaty wrote:
> >
> > > At 12:35 AM 9/18/2007 -0700, you wrote:
> > > >Does anyone remember what the scary as hell
> > traditional character we
> > > >were saying there should be some of this year? My
> > mind fails me. I
> > > >can't remember what he did either, but it was way
> > worse than coal.
> > > >Eating babies? Stuffing oranges up people's
> > noses? Taking the
> > > >abominable snowman to the vet to be neutered?
> > Something?!!
> > >
> > > Those Austrians know what Christmas is all about:
> > Hoards of
> > > Krampuses (Krampi?) descend on December 5th, see:
> > >
> > > http://www.amasci.com/X-MASS.html
> > > http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=krampus
> > >
> >
> http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=krampus&search=Search
> > >
> > > Modern Krampus just takes all your christmas
> > presents away if
> > > you've been bad.
> > >
> > > Krampus of old takes all the bad children away in
> > his sack!
> > > Also drags pubescent females off into the dark
> > during
> > > Krampus Night, and delivers painful whacks to
> > shoppers with
> > > his bundle of dry twigs (or besom, an ancient
> > symbol of power,
> > > magik staff often mistaken for a broom.)
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > ((((((((((((((((((((((( ( ( (o) ) )
> > )))))))))))))))))))))))
> > > William J. Beaty
> > http://staff.washington.edu/wbeaty/
> > > Research Engineer UW Chem Dept, Bagley Hall RM74
> > > beaty@chem.washington.edu Box 351700, Seattle, WA
> > 98195-1700
> > > ph:206-543-6195 fax:206-685-8665
> >
>
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