I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death my right to stop you from saying it, by any means necessary"

That isn't what those pompous and self-righteous blowhards used to say, but it is now:

American Legion Declares War on Peace Movement
The organization the American Legion has voted at its national convention to target peace activists and the antiwar movement. The group boasts nearly 3 million members. The group's national commander called for an end to all "public protests" and what he called "media events" against the war, even though they are protected by the Bill of Rights. Thomas Cadmus told the convention "The American Legion will stand against anyone and any group that would demoralize our troops, or worse, endanger their lives by encouraging terrorists to continue their cowardly attacks against freedom-loving peoples. The delegates voted to use whatever means necessary to "ensure the united backing of the American people to support our troops and the global war on terrorism."

(From the democracy now webpage)


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [tropicana_show] TONIGHT HOT TALENT STRONG DRINKS

Holy smokes, with a program like that I'd need strong drinks!
 
Will anybody be playing Mr. Yuk covers?  Is anybody from the Tropicana days a transvestite? Is there any Tropicana link here AT ALL?
 
Whatever.  We old crippled-up stay-at-homes need to support live music.
 
This is the kind of stuff I'm doing these days:
 
 
not Wimps, but pretty wimpy
 
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[CanYoAssDigIt] The oddest moment in a jandek concert...

"I'm fairly sure he played all new material (at least, the 12 songs didn't synch up with anything in the known catalog). "I don't care about the girls/ I don't care about the boys" our hero moaned in his trademark sing-song, a career manifesto for this guy if ever I heard one. Jandek's guitar parts came in two types: strummed atonal chordings and slashed atonal chordings. The oddest moment? When he tuned a string. Jandek tunes his guitar? Who knew?"

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] more country crap

I wish you could hear this so that you could share my joy.

This is like that sucky Mayberry song.... nostagia for an imaginary
place, how sick is that? I'm going to add "Mayberry" so you can enjoy
it too.

In Craig Morgan's ideal world, those sadistic rustic bastards actually
LIKE singing off key, and you ought to hear the lewd snear he puts
into "baby, cut that coupon out!" The highlight of Craig's whole week.

But he's a weak mofo, he missed the opportunity to slip in a little
product placement (like the wily Rascal Flatts and their ice cold
cherry coke - how much did they get paid for that? Morgan could have
made Raymond ( his version of Goober the Grease Monkey) a Jiffylube
employee, pocketed a little on the deal. Better luck next time, jerk!

Artist: Craig Morgan
Song : That's What I Love About Sunday

Lyrics:

Raymond's in his Sunday best,
He's usually up to his chest in oil an' grease.
There's the Martin's walkin' in,
With that mean little freckle-faced kid,
Who broke a window last week.
Sweet Miss Betty likes to sing off key in the pew behind me.

That's what I love about Sunday:
Sing along as the choir sways;
Every verse of Amazin' Grace,
An' then we shake the Preacher's hand.
Go home, into your blue jeans;
Have some chicken an' some baked beans.
Pick a back yard football team,
Nothin' much of anything:
That's what I love about Sunday.

I stroll to the end of the drive,
Pick up the Sunday Times, grab my coffee cup.
It looks like Sally an' Ron, finally tied the knot,
Well, it's about time.
It's 35 cents off a ground round,
Baby. cut that coupon out!

That's what I love about Sunday:
Cat-napping on the porch swing;
You curled up next to me,
The smell of jasmine wakes us up.
Take a walk down a back road,
Tackle box and a cane pole;
Carve our names in that white oak,
An' steal a kiss as the sun fades,
That's what I love about Sunday,
Oh, yeah.

Ooh, new believers gettin' baptized,
Momma's hands raised up high,
Havin' a Hallelujah good time
A smile on everybody's face.
That's what I love about Sunday,
Oh, yeah.

That's what I love about Sunday,
Oh, yeah.

****

RASCAL FLATTS LYRICS

"Mayberry"

Sometimes it feels like this world is spinning faster
Than it did in the old days
So naturally we have more natural disasters
From the strain of a fast pace

Sunday was the day of rest
Now its one more day for progress
And we can't slow down
Cause more is best
It's all an endless process

Well I miss Mayberry
Sittin on the porch drinking ice cold Cherry --- Coke
Where everything is black & white
Pickin on a Six String
Where people pass by and you call them by their first name
Watching the clouds roll by
bye bye

Sometimes I can hear this old earth shouting
Through the trees as the wind blows
Thats when I climb up here on this mountain
To look through God's window

Now I can't fly
But I've got two feet
To get me high up here
Above the noise and city streets
My worries disappear

Well I miss Mayberry
Sittin on the porch drinking ice cold Cherry --- Coke
Where everything is black & white
Pickin on a Six String
Where people pass by and you call them by their first name
Watching the clouds roll by
bye bye

Sometimes I dream I'm driving down an old dirt road
Not even listed on the map
I pass a dad and his son carrying a fishing pole
But I always wake up everytime I try to turn back

Well I miss Mayberry
Sittin on the porch drinking ice cold Cherry Coke
Where everything is black & white
Pickin on a Six String
Where people pass by and you call them by their first name
Watching the clouds roll by
bye bye

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Hey Pat, put that cross down this minute, you'll poke somebody in the eye with it!

Since the subject was raised about Pat Robertson (by somebody else
rather than me - I'd much rather talk about movies and comic books,
and I will soon have something to say about "Lost in Translation") I'm
attaching the following which I think is better than the other piece I
forwarded.

Pat Robertson is indeed a jihadist and a terrorist - but he won't be
punished. this writer is another poor sucker who actually believed
what he was told in civics class, rather than understanding (as Ronald
Reagan did) that "facts are stupid things."

Fortunately for him, he wised up in his twilight years. It's still
early evening for me, so I can join the fun, casting principle and
silly notions about rights and dignity aside, and root like a rapid
pig in the trough along with everybody else.

Yippee!

August 24, 2005

The Rev. Pat and Posada Carriles, Bush's Kind of Killers
Why Pat Robertson Isn't Treated as a Terrorist
By JOHN CHUCKMAN

America's fundamentalist carnival includes many fascinating acts. Pay
your money, and you can watch preachers weeping and screaming,
dismissing whole segments of humanity as evil, threatening murder,
shaking down congregations for extra donations to
named-after-themselves projects, or hitting people in the head to heal
cancer. You will also see some monsters finally caught after years of
molesting children or hear others advocating crimes against humanity
such as using nuclear weapons.

Pat Robertson is one of the Christian Sideshow's longer-running acts,
periodically adding some new nightmare to his grim repertoire. Oddly,
Pat regards himself as a kind statesman-preacher, a latter-day
boondocks version of Talleyrand, Talleyrand having started his
remarkable and utterly unprincipled career as a Bishop. Pat regularly
mixes the tax-free benefits of religion with the promotion of nasty
politics. He has run for President, started quasi-religious
organizations to promote his political ambitions, and freely offers
his uninformed advice on national and world affairs.

Talleyrand had his various church properties and offices to support
him in princely fashion while he worked at politics. Pat supports his
public-minded work on resources gathered through one of America's
greatest money-changer-in-the-temple careers. The fortune generated
through decades of his appeals to unhappy, lonely people watching
television gives him access to a genuine commercial empire, from
so-called Christian broadcasting to oil refining.

A key difference between Talleyrand and Pat is that Talleyrand was
frightfully clever and was a breathtaking success at politics. I put
the difference, in part, down to style. Talleyrand in person might
remind one of the late Archbishop Sheen, snapping and twirling his
scarlet cape and watching his listeners with penetrating eyes - to all
that would added something of Lord Byron's fascinating stench of
corruption. Robertson has never quite escaped the
Jesus-on-the-dashboard flavor of his early career. Pat is pure Super
Duper Auto Parts, Aisle Six, smiling salesman for mud flaps and
sequined sets of big dice, but with enough animal cunning to have
risen to running every Aisle Six on the continent.

Pat recently announced on national television that America should
murder the elected leader of another country, President Chavez of
Venezuela. Previously Pat restricted himself to insulting the religion
of a billion people, Islam, or insulting the victims of natural
disasters in the United States. After a hurricane in which old men,
women, and children died, Pat blamed the victims for their fate by
claiming God was punishing America's immorality. His latest effort
breaks new ground, being, by any meaningful definition, public
advocacy of terror.

Why won't Pat Robertson be treated as a terrorist? Believe me, if you
said what he said about any of America's current leaders, you would be
arrested quickly under the Patriot Act and locked away. Why will Pat
Robertson's broadcasting empire not be classified as an organization
supporting terrorist activities? Perfectly legitimate organizations in
other parts of the world have been declared outlaw in the United
States for having less direct association with terrorist hate-speech.
Several bloodthirsty-sounding Muslim clerics, completely
unrepresentative of their faith, have been jailed recently for speech
closely resembling Robertson's.

At the very least, Robertson should be charged under hate-speech laws.
But such laws are weak in the United States, and many Americans fear
the idea of hate-speech laws. So radio and television broadcasters
continue spewing hate and dishonest claims in the exalted name of free
speech.

We really do know why Pat Robertson won't be treated as a terrorist.
It's for the same reason Bush's former Attorney General of the United
States could tell a group of decent, honest, hard-working American
Muslims that they should count themselves lucky they weren't being
treated the way Japanese Americans were during World War II. It's for
the same reason that Bush protects a mass murderer named Luis Posada
Carriles from extradition and trial. It's for the same reason that
American troops have made a horror of the lives of millions of
innocent Iraqis. It's for the same reason a distraught mother who lost
her son in Iraq is vilified by Right Wing savages. It's the same
reason why the morally-contemptible Bush is President.

The reason is the worship of power and greed. While it's true that a
great deal of America's history has to do with worshipping power and
greed, never in my memory has it been so openly expressed, so
contemptuously embraced as it is today. It is a sad to reflect in my
twilight years that almost everything I was taught as a boy has proved
to be wrong. I don't mean subjects like math or English. I mean
values. Most of the evidence of my adult life tends to support the
opposite of every moral lesson of my youth, certainly as they apply to
the land of my birth, a place where power and greed now trump
everything.

I was taught murder always is wrong. I was taught lying always is
wrong. I was taught that lusting after money and power is wrong. I was
taught that good men prevailed and evil men sooner or later paid for
their acts. These lessons came from a ferociously-honest and brave
mother who alone raised two boys on the South Side of Chicago. They
came also from the church I attended. And they came from some
wonderful books and stories I read.

The success of vicious Pat Robertson and his even more vicious
President, George Bush, provide almost perfect allegories for the
soul-dead thing America has become.

Religion, politics, journalism, and even academics serve the American
worship of power and greed. I had a brief exchange recently with an
exalted fellow from one of America's many well-financed propaganda
mills tarted up to resemble research organizations. This exalted
fellow had been on a national radio interview, interestingly enough on
the same subject of Venezuela. Apart from inaccurate claims about a
new broadcast network established in Venezuela while he made a case
for American interference, when reminded that Mr. Chavez was
democratically elected, he chimed in with, "So was Hitler!"

Hitler, despite huge expenditures and desperately hard campaigns,
never received more than just over a third of votes. He was appointed
Chancellor, after a long series of backroom manipulations, by the
Republic's ancient and exhausted President von Hindenburg. Hitler's
rise more closely resembles that of some of America's favorite shady
men in Iraq and Pakistan than it does that of a man whose election was
closely scrutinized and declared fair by international watchers.

I couldn't let such an inaccurate claim stand and looked up his outfit
on the Internet. There, on a page resembling something from a
university or research center, was a large quote from Rush Limbaugh
about the tremendous job they were doing. What kind of a research
institution quotes Rush Limbaugh? There were also, importantly, links
for bequests and gifts. And there was an e-mail link to the man on the
Venezuela case.

My particular exalted fellow answered at length, accepting the truth
of my correction, but making a mighty effort to turn someone's getting
one-third of the vote into a de facto election. There were paragraphs
of labored reasoning larded with unnecessary facts, perhaps from a
history text quickly consulted before replying. He missed the point
entirely of respecting a genuinely democratic decision. Here is the
kind of analysis being touted across America in an effort to influence
the world. And these people do influence the world.

The same people helped bring you the murderous disaster in Iraq.

John Chuckman lives in Canada.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: When Did Kelly Clarkson Become So Hip?

The correct answer is: Never.

On 8/24/05, MTV News <mtvnews@mx.mtvagent.com> wrote:

  TOP STORIES FOR 08.24.2005

When Did Kelly Clarkson Become So Hip?

In a survey of rockers and other hipsters, nearly all of the artists copped to liking at least something about Kelly Clarkson. So how did the former Red Bull girl transform herself from the next Jessica Simpson into a cool rock singer?

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R. Kelly Heading To Miami For VMA Performance

My Chemical Romance Add Tour Dates, Promise Surprises

For The Record: Quick News On Alicia Keys, Michael Jackson, Pam Anderson, Missy Elliott, Iron Maiden, Twista & More

Gamers Remodel R. Kelly's 'Closet,' Replace Sex With Cuddling

Good Charlotte Say New LP Won't Be So '80s; Call Hilary 'The Greatest Singer Today'

50 Cent On Ice, Kanye In Camo And Shavo Outshining Arnold: VMA First Impressions

System Of A Down Kick Out The Jams On Hypnotize

JoJo Gushes About 'R.V.' Adventure With Robin Williams

Scott Stapp Admits To Drastic Failings, Looks To The Past For Solo LP

Hot Hot Heat Join Foos, Fear Warm Drinks And Turkish Prisons On Tour

California Court Rules Gay Couples Liable For Child Support

Pras Does 'Something Crazy' To U2 Favorite With Bono's Blessing

'Idol' Dropout Mario Vazquez Says 'Everything Is Falling Into Place'

Alcohol 101 Now A Required Course As Colleges Battle Binge Drinking


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Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Eminem Cancels European Tour

I ADORE all those headlines. That's fuckin entertainment! An exercise for the imagination. Since I don't know most of the "artists" mentioned, I don't know where the rapper/ band name ends and the rest of the sentence begins.

"311's Don't Tread Walks In Footsteps Of Van Halen, Pantera"
That is right.

"Girlz Of Destruction Obliterating Gaming Gender Barriers"
Ooh! Wonder what risky thing they're doing to eliminate outdated gender roles! Betcha they're going to forfeit all the advantages traditionally associated with being a womyn!

'Five Letters, One Word': Diddy Drops The 'P'
Make that 72-point type! Right up there with "Japs Bomb Pearl Harbor!"

"New 'Zelda' Delayed Until Early 2006 — At Least"
Lord, stop my tears!

On 8/19/05, Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
I was so ashamed to be caught out in peddling days old celebrity
gossip that I subscribed to MTVs news list so I could get the latest
and greatest as it happens.

Of course, you never really get the real news when it happens.  When
Courtney ODs at a party, she was "having a fainting spell."

When Kurt Cobain attempted suicide a couple weeks before his
successful attempt, they blamed it on flu medication and a prim little
glass of wine (I think he was in Rome at the time).

Armed as we are with the Bizarro-Ultrazine-Bullshit-
Detector, I predict it's just a matter of time before we get the real
story about whats up with this vile creep.  Let's just hope it's
terminal

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: MTV News <mtvnews@mx.mtvagent.com>
Date: Aug 17, 2005 5:54 AM
Subject: Eminem Cancels European Tour
To: Matt Love < matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>



  TOP STORIES FOR 8.17.2005


Eminem Cancels European Tour Due To Exhaustion

Citing exhaustion complicated by other medical issues, Eminem has
canceled his European tour dates. The shows are not expected to be
rescheduled, according to a statement released by his record label
late Tuesday.

More


Gangbangers Lend A Hand On Kanye West's 'Jesus Walks': VMAs Behind The Camera

Judge Reduces Murder Charges Against Cassidy, Sets Bail at $2.5 Million

Notorious B.I.G.'s Family Seeks $2 Million In Legal Fees

For The Record: Quick News On Phil Anselmo, Good Charlotte, Ludacris,
Ciara, Avril Lavigne, Gorillaz & More

For 'Virgin' Leading Man Steve Carell, First Time's A Charm

Madonna Injured In Horseback-Riding Accident

Bored With Sleeping In Pools Of Money, Fall Out Boy Plot Secret Tour

Girlz Of Destruction Obliterating Gaming Gender Barriers

'Five Letters, One Word': Diddy Drops The 'P'

311's Don't Tread Walks In Footsteps Of Van Halen, Pantera

Labels Fighting Over Music Pitbull Made When He Was A Puppy

Single Mother Of Five Takes On RIAA In Downloading Case

Dropping Daylight: Music-School Dropouts Who Insist Keyboards Rock

Alicia Keys Targeting Film Assassin Role Alongside Affleck

Relient K Kind Of Like Getting Flipped The Bird

New 'Zelda' Delayed Until Early 2006 — At Least

Elliott Smith, Polyphonics Bring Balance To 'Thumbsucker' Soundtrack

'Sin City' Co-Directors Working On Sequels, Eyeing A Tarantino Replacement


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Friday, August 19, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [anti_pop_punk_community] settle this argument please!!

A very clever way to promote a band, you are to be commended for your
devious and clever tactics.

How would you catagorize this music:

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

Is it clever folk pop? Weird new Americana? Lame ass shit?

No clever stealth marketing here folks, that's MY MUSIC I'm talking about at

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

Let me repeat:

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

and again:

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

one final time:

www.soundclick.com/bureaucratica

Bureaucratica: New Music for Old People

On 8/19/05, rockinfingers23 <rockinfingers23@yahoo.com> wrote:
> My friend and I were having an argument over what genre this band is.
> He says punk and say rock!! It got pretty bad. The band is called The
> Casanovas from Australia. My friend works at Universal so that's where
> he heard them and shared their music with me. I think he's wrong about
> them being punk. I think they remind me of Jet or AC/DC but I'll let
> the public decide....
> Here's a link to their myspace page:
> http://www.myspace.com/thecasanovas
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Eminem Cancels European Tour

I was so ashamed to be caught out in peddling days old celebrity
gossip that I subscribed to MTVs news list so I could get the latest
and greatest as it happens.

Of course, you never really get the real news when it happens. When
Courtney ODs at a party, she was "having a fainting spell."

When Kurt Cobain attempted suicide a couple weeks before his
successful attempt, they blamed it on flu medication and a prim little
glass of wine (I think he was in Rome at the time).

Armed as we are with the Bizarro-Ultrazine-Bullshit-
Detector, I predict it's just a matter of time before we get the real
story about whats up with this vile creep. Let's just hope it's
terminal

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: MTV News <mtvnews@mx.mtvagent.com>
Date: Aug 17, 2005 5:54 AM
Subject: Eminem Cancels European Tour
To: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>

TOP STORIES FOR 8.17.2005

Eminem Cancels European Tour Due To Exhaustion

Citing exhaustion complicated by other medical issues, Eminem has
canceled his European tour dates. The shows are not expected to be
rescheduled, according to a statement released by his record label
late Tuesday.

More

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Judge Reduces Murder Charges Against Cassidy, Sets Bail at $2.5 Million

Notorious B.I.G.'s Family Seeks $2 Million In Legal Fees

For The Record: Quick News On Phil Anselmo, Good Charlotte, Ludacris,
Ciara, Avril Lavigne, Gorillaz & More

For 'Virgin' Leading Man Steve Carell, First Time's A Charm

Madonna Injured In Horseback-Riding Accident

Bored With Sleeping In Pools Of Money, Fall Out Boy Plot Secret Tour

Girlz Of Destruction Obliterating Gaming Gender Barriers

'Five Letters, One Word': Diddy Drops The 'P'

311's Don't Tread Walks In Footsteps Of Van Halen, Pantera

Labels Fighting Over Music Pitbull Made When He Was A Puppy

Single Mother Of Five Takes On RIAA In Downloading Case

Dropping Daylight: Music-School Dropouts Who Insist Keyboards Rock

Alicia Keys Targeting Film Assassin Role Alongside Affleck

Relient K Kind Of Like Getting Flipped The Bird

New 'Zelda' Delayed Until Early 2006 — At Least

Elliott Smith, Polyphonics Bring Balance To 'Thumbsucker' Soundtrack

'Sin City' Co-Directors Working On Sequels, Eyeing A Tarantino Replacement

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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fighting Evil With Evil

I presume everybody has heard of the process of Extraordinary
Rendition. This is the process through which Caligula and his gang
kidnap people (innocent or guilty) and ship them off to
torture-friendly countries where they try to extract information (that
they may or may not have) by any means necessary.

I don't have a problem with this. To make an omelette you have to
break a few eggs. Torture a few innocent people, by all means. It's
funny because I don't know them.

I think they should start a program (from which I have unconditional
immunity) through which citizens can report candidates for
Extraordinary Rendition to the government. Your neighbor's dog keeps
you awake at night, you call homeland security, your neighbor spends a
couple of weeks in an Egyptian prison getting beaten with hoses and
his nuts shocked - he will see the error of his ways.

I have a candidate for this program. As soon as they put in place, I
want the writer of this song to disappear in the middle of the night,
and be gone for a long, long time. I want him treated in such a way
that when he comes back, he will never repeat the terrorist act of
writing another song like this one.

Artist: Buddy Jewell
Song: Help Pour Out The Rain (Lacey's Song)

The moment was custom-made to order:
I was ridin' with my daughter on our way back from Monroe.
An' like children do, she started playin' twenty questions,
But I never could've guessed one would touch me to my soul.

She said: "Daddy, when we get to Heaven, can I taste the Milky Way?
"Are we goin' there to visit, or are we goin' there to stay?
"Am I gonna see my Grandpa? Can I have a pair of wings?
"An' do you think that God could use another Angel,
"To help pour out the rain?"

Well, I won't lie: I pulled that car right over,
An' I sat there on the shoulder tryin' to dry my misty eyes.
An' I whispered: "Lord, I wanna thank you for my children.
"'Cause your innocence that fills them often takes me by surprise."

Like: "Daddy, when we get to Heaven, can I taste the Milky Way?
"Are we goin' there to visit, or are we goin' there to stay?
"Am I gonna see my Grandpa? Can I have a pair of wings?
"An' do you think that God could use another Angel,
"To help pour out the rain?"

Well, I thought about it later on,
An' a smile came to my face.
An' when I tucked her in to bed,
I got down on my knees an' prayed.

Lord, when I get to Heaven, can I taste the Milky Way?
"I don't wanna come to visit 'cause I'm comin' home to stay?
"An' I can't wait to see my family and meet Jesus face to face.
"An' do you think, Lord, you could use just one more Angel,
"To help pour out the rain?"

Mmmm, can I help pour out the rain?

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Monday, August 15, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Kitchie Nadal halu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

profound, whether English is your first, second, or third language.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Because he wants to dance...

and who wouldn't want to shake a leg to the funky dance tunes of janky?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: chthonic <chthonic@chthonicstreams.com>
Date: Aug 10, 2005 2:24 PM
Subject: Re: [Jandek] NYC tickets via ticketweb
To: jandek@mylist.net

got mine just now. limit 2 tix per person. they are "general
admission" which is good i
think.

anyone ever seen any musical acts at anthology? is it in the same
room they screen the
films? meaning, are there seats? i'd prefer it if there weren't.

thanks for the up-to-date info seth! you helped a lot with your
ticket updates. although i
may or may not like the concert itself (depending on what he does),
for me to live in a city
he's actually playing and not go seems wrong!

d.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [music_in_action] Songwriting Contest Sept 30th Deadline

I get a lot of e-mails like this. It's always the same thing. You win
money money money! What an honor! What a thrill! How lucrative!

but then you look at the application, and they want something that
they never mention in the e-mail - a chunk of money to enter.

They are just redistributing money from one songwriter for another,
taking their share in the process.

Come on, I can do that! Send me $10.00 and e-mail me an mp3. I'll
decide which one I like best, and I'll send the winner most of the
money. Do it now!

I'll bet not one person does this. Why? Because I'm being honest. I'm
telling you up front that I am running a lottery for songwriters.
They are doing exactly the same thing!

Don't compete against other songwriters in lotteries - work together
to improve the lot of all songwriters!

Thank you for your time.

Joe Swordfish
www.soundclick.com/songpoet

On 8/10/05, Jon Batson <songmaker04@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> http://www.ncsongwriters.org/contest.html
>
> Enter Our Eighth Annual Songwriter's Contest!
>
> Over $3500 in cash and prizes
>
> Everyone who enters wins something
>
>
>
> "Winning the NC Songwriter's Co-op Song Contest was a much needed
> affirmation at just the right time in my life. It was sort of like
> ammunition against all those people who said, `Jeez, the music
> business is really tough, etc…' I could say, `Look what I did. The NC
> Songwriter's Co-op has chosen me as the best songwriter in a place
> full of great songwriters. People are talking about me, talking about
> my show. I can do this.' And I do. " – Jonathan Byrd, 2000 winner
>
>
>
> "It was a real honor to be chosen as a finalist. During the contest,
> it was a real treat to play for an audience of folks who feel
> similarly about songs, about stories as I do. As someone who plays
> fairly regularly, I can say it's a rarity to have such an attentive
> crowd to play for. Winning the contest was a high point of 2004 for
> me and I sincerely thank the good folks at NCSC for making me feel
> welcome." -- Rick Spreitzer, 2004 winner
>
>
>
> Final deadline is September 30.
>
> Finalists will be notified in October and perform at our finals event
> on November 12 at the ArtsCenter in Carrboro, NC.
>
>
>
> Special Discount for early entry and NCSC Members.
>
> See application for details
> http://www.ncsongwriters.org/contest.html
>
>
>
>
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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Yes, let's all do this

Lulina requests: "I go to leave soon the programming of the festival
under and asking for that to the people mentalize good vibe
cocaine-glue and a large barrel of lilac color for the health of all
we."


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Monday, August 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Gouranga

He has a point.

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Date: Aug 8, 2005 9:27 PM
Subject: Gouranga
To: "Matt.mattlove1" <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>

Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ....
That which brings the highest happiness!!


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Thursday, August 04, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Exp. singer with limitless range seeks others to form band...

Wow, forget about a paltry 6 octave range (minnie ripperton and all
those SCRUBS) - I want a vocalist that can get down to tectonic plates
rubbing together and up to infrared - I think this is the vocalist
fI've been looking for

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Jandek] Austin Show Sold Out

Jandekmania in full force...

On 8/3/05, Danen D. Jobe <djobe@uark.edu> wrote:
> Just noticed surfing by the jandek Austin site that the show is sold out (but "a handful of tickets may be available later in the month"). Hope everyone got theirs!
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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] My buddy David Price is heading straight for Caligula's Enemies List

Way to go, David!

On today's Democracy Now! Program:

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
The Intelligence-University Complex: CIA Secretly Supports Scholarships

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College students are also being integrated into the U.S. foreign
policy agenda. Last year the Senate created a scholarship to train
intelligence operatives and analysts in American universities for
careers in the CIA and other agencies. We speak with the
anthropologist who designed the scholarship and another anthropologist
who has spoken out opposing the program. [includes rush transcript]
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We continue to look at the issue of the militarization of civil
institutions – this time in academia. The Intelligence Authorization
Act is an annual bill that allocates funds for intelligence agencies.
When congress passed the 2004 legislation and President Bush signed it
into law, the bill drew fire from many corners because it expanded the
Patriot Act and was passed with little debate.
But there was another provision in the legislation that received
almost no attention. Section 318 of the bill appropriated 4 million
dollars to fund a pilot program called the Pat Roberts Intelligence
Scholars Program, known as PRISP. The program is named after Kansas
Republican Pat Roberts, who is chairman of the Senate Select Committee
on Intelligence. The scholarship was created in order to train
intelligence operatives and analysts in American universities for
careers in the CIA and other agencies. The students receive up to
$50,000 dollars over a two-year period and are required to complete at
least one summer internship at the CIA or other approved agencies. The
program is veiled in secrecy - there are no public lists of the
participants and there is no requirement that they disclose their
affiliation to their professors. David Price in his article in
CounterPunch titled, "The CIA's Campus Spies," writes that he tried to
obtain more details about the program but the CIA spokesperson was
reluctant to discuss them. Price states that the agency did confirm
that "PRISP now funds about 100 students who are studying at an
undisclosed number of universities…. but they refused to identify
which campuses are hosting these covert scholars."

David Price, professor of anthropology who teaches at St. Martin's
university. He is also author of the book, Threatening Anthropology:
McCarthyism and the FBI's Surveillance of Activist Anthropologists.
Felix Moos, professor of anthropology who teaches at Kansas
University. PRISP is largely the brain-child of professor Moos who
brought the idea for the program to Senator Roberts.

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AMY GOODMAN: We are joined now by David Price from Washington state.
He is in Olympia, Professor of Anthropology who teaches at St. Martins
University, also author of the book, Threatening Anthropology:
McCarthyism and the F.B.I.'s Surveillance of Activist Anthropologists.
And we're joined by the man who was involved in the creation of these
scholarships, Felix Moos, joins us from Kansas, Professor of
Anthropology, who teaches at Kansas University. PRISP is largely his
brainchild. He brought the idea forward for the program to his
senator, Roberts. Lets first go to Professor Moos. Your idea for this
and, specifically, for anthropologists.

FELIX MOOS: Yes.

AMY GOODMAN: Can you explain why you feel this is so important, and
also if you could talk about the secrecy of the program, professors
perhaps not knowing that their students are receiving money from the
C.I.A.?

FELIX MOOS: Well, the initial idea was that we desperately need people
who are competent in foreign languages and areas, which we don't have.
As you probably are aware, we have far too few interpreters in any
government agency. We have far too few American intellectuals who
speak foreign languages. And therefore, I thought that to have more
analysts that are competent in foreign languages and areas was a good
idea. It had nothing to do with secrecy. I have never argued that we
should introduce spying into American academia. I have been a
university professor for more than 44 years. And certainly, I am not
for secrecy or any classified activities that cannot be openly
discussed. But what I wanted to do is to open a dialogue among
anthropologists of the changed world in which we find ourselves.

AMY GOODMAN: David Price, you, too, are a professor of anthropology.
Your response?

DAVID PRICE: Good morning, Amy. My response is that secrecy is
definitely becoming a part of this program and the other programs that
are coming along with it. What we're seeing now is a very dramatic
shift in funding for graduates and undergraduates in the social
sciences and other fields that want to do international study. In the
past, we had programs like Fulbright or Title 6 that gave students
money to study foreign languages on their own, you know, a number of
which have always gone to work for the State Department, intelligence
agencies and so on.

In the 1990s, we saw a shift with the development of programs, like
the National Security Education Program, which was very controversial
and had sort of soft payback requirements, where students would later
go and be asked to at least look for employment in national security
agencies. Now with the development of the Pat Roberts program and
another program called the Intelligence Community Scholars Program
that's just coming online, we have sort of indentured scholarship,
where from the front in, there's pre-loyalty, where people who are
going to work for intelligence agencies are brought aboard with the
understanding that, you know, people won't know who they are, and then
later throughout -- they'll go through the education process, and then
later, they'll go and be doing intelligence work. My -- one of my many
concerns is that this will inevitably limit and dumb down the type of
intelligence that's gathered and the analysis that happens, because
you will only have a select group of people, who going into the
process are already thinking in very limited ways.

AMY GOODMAN: Professor Felix Moos.

FELIX MOOS: Yeah. I think the concerns by David, with whom I have
spoken at many occasions, both publicly and privately, are completely
misplaced, because I seriously doubt that a program that funds 100 or
so individuals in a university system that includes at least 2,000
institutions of higher learning are going to subvert American
academia. The thought that this would dumb down intelligence
operations is completely misplaced, because we need more people who
speak languages and now foreign areas to experience, rather than only
academics teaching in universities. And therefore, I would argue that
rather than accuse one side or the other by being -- bending the
truth, we should have a dialogue of how to educate a new generation of
anthropology students within the United States that know a lot more
about the world than they do.

AMY GOODMAN: David Price, the issue of secrecy, and we only have a few
seconds to go, but the fact that the professors don't even know if
their students are on the C.I.A. payroll?

FELIX MOOS: That's not true. That's not true. The Pat Roberts
scholarship program does not force individuals to any secrecy. If the
critics of the Pat Roberts program would contact Senator Roberts'
office for information --

DAVID PRICE: The interesting thing is, of course, there's secrecy. Not
a single participant in this program has come forward.

AMY GOODMAN: Well, I'm going to leave it there, because we have to
wrap up the show, but I do want to ask people to email us at
mail@democracynow.org with their concerns and questions, and we'll put
them to you for a discussion later. I want to thank you both for being
with us.

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Saturday, July 30, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Ladies- Come and Get It!

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Friday, July 22, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Every 18 Months

A young fellow with that sly grin that says "I'm just a little more
savvy than the rest of you" on public transit was explaining gambling in
other nations. Outside the US (He didn't say where) they have something
better than Lotto. It's a sure thing. You put money into it, and
eventually you get it back, and more. "They call it Pyramid."
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