I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, March 04, 2005

Fwd: Knucklehead - bustin rhymes and kickin it with a tasty groove

More people would know about the amazing aphrodisiac qualities of Alex
Carr's music if he wasn't so dang modest. Cami uses her list to promo
her music like mad, but Alex's list is given over to humanitarian
causes - helping men find their lost erections, finding dates for
losers who haven't been out with a girl for 7 years (oops, that was me
once! never mind!) and so on.

Well, if Alex is too modest, let me blow his horn (and only his horn,
that's where I draw the line) - the music of Alex Carr is fucking
awesome, it's better than trepanation, and it's easier to stop if you
decide you don't like it!

Go to www.alexcarr.org, you won't be sorry, for reals!

While you are online, you might as well got to
www.soundclick.com/knuckleheadus and check out some of my modest
offerings. I've been experimenting with the musical vernacular of
today's sepia (and would-be-sepia) Euterpian professors. I am
referring to rap, of course, or hip hop, or folk music with the melody
taken out and a lot of swear words inserted.

Though I am new to this genre, my output seems to be catching on in a
big way. Check out the numbers below. It's true that getting to 7,
000 or 8,000 on the charts doesn't seem like much of an achievement,
but you have to consider that means over 485,000 songs are below
these.

Pretty fly for a white guy!

http://www.soundclick.com/knuckleheadus

brand new - no ranking yet!
White Guy Rap edit song info pictures delete license
Status: Free mp3. Uploaded: 28 Feb 05
mp3 size is 5.25 MB
Genre: HipHop - Old School

Who Ya Callin A Ho? edit song info pictures delete license
Status: Free mp3. Uploaded: 15 Feb 05
mp3 size is 2.84 MB
Genre: HipHop - Battles/Disses
Highest charts position: # 10659 ( 494,802 songs currently listed in HipHop)
Highest charts position in subgenre: # 660 ( 15,144 songs currently
listed in HipHop > Battles/Disses)

Thug edit song info pictures delete license
Status: Free mp3. Uploaded: 10 Feb 05
mp3 size is 1.26 MB
Genre: HipHop - Old School
Highest charts position: # 7374 ( 494,802 songs currently listed in HipHop)
Highest charts position in subgenre: # 256 ( 3,773 songs currently
listed in HipHop > Old School)

Think Again edit song info pictures delete license
Status: Free mp3. Uploaded: 10 Feb 05
mp3 size is 2.76 MB
Genre: HipHop - Battles/Disses
Highest charts position: # 8718 ( 494,802 songs currently listed in HipHop)
Highest charts position in subgenre: # 543 ( 15,144 songs currently
listed in HipHop > Battles/Disses

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