I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Re: [Alex Carr] URU Phharmaccy

Look, Redd, I'm sure you're a nice guy and everything, and I don't
want to cause you problems. Everybody has to make a living, I
understand that. I just want to give you some friendly advice. You
have come to the wrong place. Nobody at the Alex Carr list has any
need for Viagra. At all. The fact is, all you have to do is listen
to Alex Carr music before the sex act, and you will be hard all night
long. Every time, all the time. What's more, it works the same on
women. When your date comes over, just invite her into the living
room, pour a couple of glasses of wine, and put Alex Carr on the
stereo. Soon she will be clawing at you like a rabid macaw.

If you don't believe me, just go to http://www.alexcarr.org/ and see
for yourself. As long as you follow the rules (don't operate any
heavy equipment while under the influence of Alex Carr's music, and a
couple of dozen other common sense practices) the Alex Carr
Organization will guaran-damn-tee you will have a red hot time or
double your money back.

You can't lose. Except your shirt on this Viagra business, you big silly.

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