I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Paris Hilton -- charges of "special treatment" !!!

I hope Paris doesn't really reform... where would we be without the Paris we love to hate?

that's pretty much what an MSNBC commentator said. In the course of the interview he also called her "a petre dish."

POOR PARIS!!!!

On 6/13/07, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:

Paris' Parents Skip Line on Jail Visit
 
Claims of "Special Treatment" Enrage Other Visitors
 
AP
LOS ANGELES (June 13) -- Paris Hilton's parents visited their daughter after breezing past others waiting to see loved ones -- an incident that raised new complaints that the heiress is receiving special treatment.
 
what a surprise!!!


The visit came less than a week after Hilton was reassigned to house arrest days after being jailed for violating parole. The 26-year-old celebrity was later ordered back to jail.
 
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WireImage.com
In a phone call to Barbara Walters, Paris Hilton says she plans on giving up the "dumb" act and that she's seen the way of God in jail.
 
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Alvina Floyd, one visitor to the at the Twin Towers Correctional Facility, waited more than four hours to visit her fiance. It normally takes two hours, and Floyd, 20, blamed the Hiltons for the delay.

"I have to be at work later," she said. "I can't wait here all day."

Shatani Alverson, 23, said she was hustled out of the jail's visiting room moments after her husband walked in because of the Hiltons. She was told to come back after lunch.

Steve Whitmore, a sheriff's spokesman, said it was routine for high-profile inmates to receive visitors during lunch, a time when the visiting room is normally cleared out and closed.

The visit came shortly after the Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors ordered Sheriff Lee Baca to respond by next week to allegations of favoritism for reassigning Hilton to house arrest. At the time, Baca cited an undisclosed medical condition as the reason for making the decision.
 
Hilton was sent to a medical ward, where sheriff's officials said it costs $1,109 a day to house a female inmate compared to $99 a day in the general population.
 
that's over 11 times more!!!

 
 
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2007-06-13 06:48:32
 
 
 
 
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Meet the Ill Figures

Check out my new collaborators at illfigures.com! To learn the whole
story of how I came to work with them, read the following, observing
the usual e-mail conventions of starting from the message at the
bottom and working up... otherwise it will make no sense at all. if
you read from the bottom up it will improve to the point of making
very little sense.

To: The ill figures

http://www.myspace.com/theillfigures
Date: 13/06/2007
Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: thanks for the request...
Body: Yes, I have to agree, they are great. I wish I could take
credit for them, the are all covers... some of well known artists like
the Beatles, some less well known, such as another guy named Matt
Love.

I would like to do "Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Oak Tree" next.
I expect that this catchy tune, popularlized by Don "No Soul" Simmons
in the movie classic "Amazon Women On The Moon" will be the one to
rocket me into stardom.

I propose that I send you guys an arrangement on an mp3 - you get
whatever band members are available and willing to play along (no
preparation or rehearsal necessary) and send that back to me in a
separate mp3. I'll subtract whatever original tracks are superfluous,
and we will have our collaboration.

Please send me an e-mail address where I can send you the file.

And I've added you as a friend, congratulations!

Matt

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: The ILL Figures
Date: 13/06/2007

THANK YOU MATT!!! YOU HAVE GREAT TUNES!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Matt
Date: Jun 12, 2007 2:00 PM

Hey ILL Figures

Sounding good! I'm accepting friend requests from musicians who are
potential collaborators.

Check out my toonz at http://www.soundclick.com/mattlove

I think we can find some common ground, let me know what you think!

Matt

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [progressive] Quotes from ICH

On 6/12/07, rita@rgpproductions.net <rita@rgpproductions.net> wrote:

>
> The victor will never be asked if he told the truth: Adolf Hitler

I wonder if Hitler ever actually said that. I think that Hitler
probably said more things he never said than Yogi Berra and Dan Quayle
put together.

The beauty part of having devils (particularly dead ones) like Hitler
is that you can put any kind of outrageous statement or cautionary
tale into his mouth that you want, and nobody will rise to his
defense!

I'm not here to defend Hitler, but to defend us. Defend us from Bad
Thinking. The Bad Thinking that follows Bad Quotes. If people can use
phrases like "Bad Guys" with a straight face, surely you can allow me
to discuss the concept of Bad Thoughts.

To think that Hitler was unconcerned with truth would be wrong, I
think. Take Mein Kampf (German: My Struggle), for example. Hitler's
first proposed title was "Four and a Half Years of Struggle against
Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice!"

Not "the Struggle FOR Lies." Or perhaps the best example: "The Big
Lie." It is often erroneously claimed or implied Hitler had advocated
the use of the Big Lie as a viable propaganda technique. However,
Hitler, when writing of the Big Lie in Mein Kampf, was in fact
criticizing the Jews for [what he perceived as] use of the Big Lie.

If you Google this last statement, you'll find it's from Wikepedia,
but don't think this is the extent of my knowledge about it, I
researched it thoroughly in the past, and it's true.

Evil people never announce that they are doing evil - probably in
almost all cases, they believe they are doing good, those other
monkeys over there are doing evil. Reagan didn't say "I'm going to
lie to you and steal from you and give all your money to the rich and
that's where it will stay" - he said "the Democrats want to limit your
opportunity and freedom. Poor misguided Democrats - I used to be one
of them, now I see the light."

He might have even believed it. This is how demagoguery works. Don't
trust quotes that make the person they are attributed to sound like
Lex Luthor.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: KROQ Freedom of Choice Weekend

KROQ is finally starting to listen to their listeners:

This long 4th of July Weekend, we're going to the beach and you're taking over. Just send us your ultimate three-song KROQ Bloq, and we'll play it for you. Leave us your phone number, and we'll even call and let you introduce your own bloq. You get an instant career in radio and we sleep in. Get your bloq in now - one to a customer.

I submitted:

Name :: Matt Love
City :: Wenatchee
Phone :: 509-663-7073
Email :: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com
   
Artist 1 :: Dweebish
Song 1 :: Daggers In Your Eyes

Artist 2 :: Remote Possibility
Song 2 :: Underwater Groove

Artist 3 :: Royale
Song 3 :: Shy Lulins
 

Thanks for sending us your bloq, now go, order some pizzas and sit down by the phone and wait for us to call.

Cast your own vote! 

Hopefully, for the same choices I've made!

e-mail:  kroq@listenerclub.com

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: KROQ Street Team <kroq@listenerclub.com >
Date: Jun 12, 2007 6:01 PM
Subject: KROQ Freedom of Choice Weekend
To: Matt Love <mattlove1@earthlink.net>

This 4th Of July, it's a Freedom of Choice weekend on KROQ. Just tell us your ultimate three-song bloq and we'll play it, no questions asked. Give us your phone number, and we'll even call and let you introduce it ('cause all your peeps say you have a great voice and a face for radio).
So KROQ Street Team members, here's your chance to get your bloq in before anyone else.
 
 
 
KROQ Street Team
KROQ-FM
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Los Angeles, CA. 90034
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Nuremberg prosecutor says Guantanamo trials unfair

C'mon, Nurenberg was just a kangaroo court, "justice" imposed on the losers of a conflict by the winners.  The US won, so now it can do whatever it wants... torture, disapparances... that's what you get to do when you are a superpower.

As usual, I have a better idea.  Let's find out what Paris Hilton thinks about it, now that she's been imprisoned and tortured!  Boo hoo, poor Paris...

Breaking News and Commentary from Citizens for Legitimate Government
12 Jun 2007
All links to articles as summarized below are available here:

Nuremberg prosecutor says Guantanamo trials unfair 11 Jun 2007 The U.S. 'war crimes' tribunals at Guantanamo have betrayed the principles of fairness that made the Nazi war crimes trials at Nuremberg a judicial landmark, one of the U.S. Nuremberg prosecutors said on Monday. "I think Robert Jackson, who's the architect of Nuremberg, would turn over in his grave if he knew what was going on at Guantanamo," Nuremberg prosecutor Henry King Jr. told Reuters in a telephone interview. "It violates the Nuremberg principles, what they're doing, as well as the spirit of the Geneva Conventions of 1949." King, 88, served under Jackson, the U.S. Supreme Court justice who was the chief prosecutor at the trials created by the Allied powers to try Nazi military and political leaders after World War Two in Nuremberg, Germany. [You know you're living in a Reichwing dictatorship when the Nuremberg prosecutor is critical of your regime. --LRP]

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[CanYoAssDigIt] My campaign...

I've sent the following e-mail to Geico:

Dear Sir or Ms:

I have seen and enjoyed your commercials "better ways to spend 15
minutes online." I'd be very honored if you would feature one of my
videos on YouTube as an example of "worse ways of spending time on the
internet than visiting Geico.com."

My vids can be previewed at http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=mattlove1.

thank you for your consideration.

Matt Love
matt.mattlove1@gmail.com

****
If anybody wants to support me in this campaign, please use the form
page on Geico's page at:

http://www.geico.com/contactus/email.php#

Thanks!

Matt

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[CanYoAssDigIt] mattlove1 sent you a recommendation

Hi there,

mattlove1 at Last.fm wants to recommend this artist to you:

Matt Love
http://www.last.fm/music/Matt+Love

Personal message:
Hey, I think you might like Matt Love, check it out.

Thanks,
mattlove1

P.S. Here's what I'm listening to:
http://www.last.fm/user/mattlove1/

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Good one

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Who wants to be a game show host?

I still think they missed some great opportunities with Bob Barkers
retirement. They should have used a reality TV show to choose his
replacement

I know I would have loved to have been on it... I would have suffered
any indignity to compete for the opportunity to work with Barker's
Beauties everyday.

However, if I won, I would insist that they start calling them "Love's
Lovelies."

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