I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [B-52'S] BIG B-52'S NEW COMING SOON!

Umm... let me guess... Ricky Wilson is still alive? It was actually
The Changling who died on his behalf, so he could go into hiding and
re-emerge just when we need him the most to defeat the forces of evil?

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Date: Sep 14, 2005 10:08 AM
Subject: [B-52'S] BIG B-52'S NEW COMING SOON!
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BIG B-52'S NEW COMING VERY SOON!

SCREW YOU WIGS ON TIGHT! GET READY... THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD!

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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Happy 13th!

The Lulina conquest of the world continues:

"I bought a book to study english, I want to pratice to
speak with you and other foreign people, to make new
friends. this week I have an enterview with a man
from a radio station from Belgica (I don't know if in
United States you speak "Belgica", it's in Europe...).
I think it will be fun, but I don't know to speak in
english, my friend Bruno will help me."

love
lu.
(happy 13th!)"

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Check it out - Knucklehead has credibility with the hip hop community!

Knucklehead (US)
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kengosha entertainment posted on Thu April 7, 2005
  you guys consistenly have good music keep it up.........if you get a chance holla at us.
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check this............

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only in sub genres:
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Monday, September 12, 2005

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Our store is your cureall!

Okay, but what if you're the potent one and she finds one who's impotent? It could happen.

On 9/12/05, Matt Love < matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
thank you for the excellent advice. I have been concerned for a while that my girl would find another men.

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Sunday, September 11, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Kitchie Nadal Inform....

Hey, thanks for the nice thoughts. I like to be scientific about
things, however rediculous they are, so I did exactly what this e-mail
said; I LOOKed up ''smith sisters murdered anonymously''. on GOOGLE

because after all, I don't want to be killed in the closet and
skinned to death, too. and what do you know, Snopes was the first
thing that came up at Google (attached below in it's entirety).

I was thinking about forwarding this to my friend Lisa Smith (aka
Danger Bird) but why waste her time?

You shouldn't waste your time, either. You should spend your time
wisely by going and listening to Lisa's music at
http://www.myspace.com/dangerbirdmusic
or by going and listening to Dweebish's music at
http://www.myspace.com/dweebishband

Thanks for being smart!

Snopes

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/ghosts/skinned.asp

Skinned Flick

Claim: Ghosts of two murdered teen girls return to kill and skin
parents who failed to tell their subsequent son of the girls'
existence.

Status: False.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2005]

girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger.

crazy1 86:hey baby!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: whos dis???
crazy1 86:ur secret admirer!!!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: o really.... quite lyin! whos dis???
crazy1 86:i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
crazy1 86:i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: tonight u will see me some time tonight....
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...

crazy1 86 had signed off.

the girl was so scared she locked alll her doors and windows. she made
sure her room was secured. she was so scared if it was a joke or for
real. she didnt know when he was going to come. the girl was frighten
so she decided to sleep with her little sister. the girl dozed off
quikly. then she heards a knock on the window. the girl slowly walked
to the window. it started knocking louder. the girl looked through the
windows and saw nothing. just some of the tree branches. the girl went
back to bed with her sister. the bed was wet and a pretty smells
horrid. maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found
blood everywhere. the girl panick. she didnt know what to do. she ran
and hid in the closet incase the guy was their for her. while looking
through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. it was dark so
she couldnt figure out who it was. she started to get more frighten.
the man crept closer to the closet. the girl closed her eyes as if it
was a dream. then suddenly he open the closet door and pulled her out.
her parents found her dead. she was skinned all the way and was hunged
in her sisters closet.

PART 2...

2 years after the the sisters deaths, the her parents got pregnant
with a baby boy the girls room became a guest bedroom and the little
sisters room where the murder took place became the babys room. the
baby grew up to be a secessful kid. one night he was on the computer
and got a instant messege.

h0tNsPiCy91:hey lil bro!!!
2seXay4u: who the f is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: its your big sis.
2seXay4u: i never had a sister. im an only child.
2seXay4u:this is some kinda joke huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: i died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91:we were murdered in your room which was once my little
sisters room. she was killed in bed when i was sleeping and i was
killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u:quite lying. i never had a sister. if i did my parents would
tell me. whatever. your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: you dont believe me? well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: i carved my name, time and date i was being murdered.
then i carved my little sister name.
h0tNsPiCy91: if you dont believe me little brother check the internet.
type in ''smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
h0tNsPiCy91: i gtg little brother. i love you. and mom and dad soo
much. i cant believe they kept us a secret from you. they should burn
in hell.

the boy checked the closet. he saw the carvings. was it true? he
surfed the internet and everything was their about the anonymous
murder in the house. the next morning the boy went downstairs. it was
so queit. maybe mom and dad was sleeping.. hours later the boy found
his parents in their closets skinned and hung. then he found more
carvings on the ground. it says '' I TOLD YOU I WASNT LYING. LITTLE
BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CANT
BELIVE IT. WELL IM FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD. I WONT HURT YOU LIKE HOW
THEY DIED. I LOVE YOU!

- LISA SMITH ''

this is a death chain. if you dont send this in the next hour the
parents will kill you at night. they will kill you

DONT BELEIVE ME? LOOK IT UP N GOOGLE

Origins: We began encountering this tale in our inbox in late June
2005. Almost two months later, near the end of August 2005, versions
mailed to us began including this coda:
ps guys..i looked it up on google and it really happened. creepy eh? i
dont normally do these..but this one kind of bothered me a little bit.
heres the article.

"Smith sisters murdered anonymously

In 1993, two sisters were brutally murdered in the small-town
community of Plainfield, wisconsin. Lisa Smith, 19; and her sister,
Sarah Smith, 15; were attacked in their parent's home on the night of
November 17th, around 1:30AM. Sarah was found stabbed and strangled in
the bed where she had been sleeping. Her sister Lisa was found hanging
in her sister's closet, skinned alive. Police conducted an extensive
investigation, but to no avail. The motives for the attack were never
discovered, nor was the attacker ever found. The only lead athorities
had was a log found in Lisa's computer, showing a series of
threatening messages sent through an Internet Relay Chat service. The
case was closed in October of 2000."
Plainfield, Threatening with a knifeWisconsin, is a community of less
than a thousand people located in central Wisconsin. As its one claim
to fame, it was the birthplace of Ed Gein, a farmer who was convicted
of murdering one woman in 1957 and confessed to having killed another
in 1954. His notoriety came, however, from his use of dead bodies: he
mutilated the corpses of women, cutting off a variety of their body
parts and fashioning these into macabre items.

As one might suspect, murder in Plainfield is relatively rare. As one
might further suspect, no two teen girls named Lisa and Sarah Smith
were murdered in that town in 1993, nor their parents a number of
years later. The story is fiction, plain and simple, just another
example of the 'bad things will happen to you if you don't forward
this chain letter' genre. (The concept is stated explicitly in its
text: "this is a death chain. if you dont send this in the next hour
the parents will kill you at night.") We discuss another example of
this type of chain letter — one that uses a photo to tell its chilling
tale — in our "Bed Reckoning"
article.

Numerous inconsistencies in the Internet-circulated story provide
enough clues to its being fiction that even those lacking access to
online news archives should be able to dismiss it as an attempt to
yank their chains:

* The younger sister is murdered while the older girl is either
sleeping beside or going to the window to check on an odd sound, yet
the older sibling hears nothing happening in the room and is alerted
to something's being amiss only because the bed is wet and
ill-smelling upon her return to it.

* Rather than scream for help or run from the room, the older girl
hides in the closet.

* The older sister is pulled from the closet by her murderer and
her body is returned there to be hung for her parents to discover, yet
while she's in this closed space before her killer takes her from it,
she carves hers and her sister's names and the time and date. If she
had something with which to gouge messages into the floorboards or
onto the walls, why didn't she use it to stab at her attacker and
escape his clutches? Also, wasn't it thoughtful of her murderer to
afford her time to finish her woodworking escapades before coming for
her?

* The parents (who we presume are sleeping in the same house,
since the story doesn't mention their being absent that night) hear
nothing of their two daughters being murdered.

* The son (who we work out from the story is 12 years old: "15
years ago" less "2 years after the the sisters deaths" less a
nine-month gestation period) lives those twelve years in the murder
room yet never once notices the message carved in the closet.

* The girls were murdered "In 1993" yet the IM'ing ghost of one of
them informs her brother she died "15 years ago." Our calendar says
it's 2005, not 2008.

* Instant message capability didn't become an online reality until
1997 when AOL introduced its Instant Messenger service. Yahoo
Messenger (which the narrative tells us was used by the murderer to
contact one of the sisters prior to his killing her) began in 1999.
However, while IM didn't exist in 1993, chat rooms did — IRC (Internet
Relay Chat) was most certainly part of the cyber world at least as far
back as 1993, else I retain rather vivid yet baseless false memories
of what I was doing with a great many of my nights back then.

If all this seems too silly to bother dissecting, we initially thought
so too. Then we read this discussion at alexlab.com, which shows at
least some folks have been taking the story somewhat seriously.

Barbara "skinned divers" Mikkelson

Last updated: 1 September 2005

On 9/11/05, draco malfoy <andrewtom2003@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Message: SCARY!!! BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!
> Message: scary huh?!?!?!?!?!...
> Message: Message: Body: SCARY
> Body: girl meets a boy on her
> yahoo
> messenger.
>
> crazy1 86:hey baby!!!
> h0tNsPiCy91: whos dis???
> crazy1 86:ur secret admirer!!!!!
> h0tNsPiCy91: o really.... quite lyin! whos
> dis???
> crazy1 86:i loved u the first time a stared
> in your
> eyes...
> crazy1 86:i think about u everyday... you
> are my
> dream come true.
> crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u
> remember
> tho.
> crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain
> takes
> away my feelings of u.
> crazy1 86: tonight u will see me some
> time
> tonight....
> h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
> crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good
> care of
> you...
> crazy1 86 had signed off.
> the girl was so scared she locked alll her
> doors
> and windows. she made sure her room
> was
> secured. she was so scared if it was a joke
> or for
> real. she didnt know when he was going
> to come.
> the girl was frighten so she decided to
> sleep with
> her little sister. the girl dozed off quikly.
> then she
> heards a knock on the window. the girl
> slowly
> walked to the window. it started knocking
> louder.
> the girl looked through the windows and
> saw
> nothing. just some of the tree branches.
> the girl
> went back to bed with her sister. the bed
> was wet
> and a pretty smells horrid. maybe her
> sister wet
> the bed... the girl checked and found
> blood
> everywhere. the girl panick. she didnt
> know what to
> do. she ran and hid in the closet incase
> the guy
> was their for her. while looking through
> the cracks
> of the closet the girl saw a shadow. it was
> dark so
> she couldnt figure out who it was. she
> started to
> get more frighten. the man crept closer to
> the
> closet. the girl closed her eyes as if it was
> a
> dream. then suddenly he open the closet
> door and
> pulled her out. her parents found her
> dead. she was
> skinned all the way and was hunged in
> her sisters
> closet.
> PART 2...
> 2 years after the the sisters deaths, the
> her
> parents got pregnant with a baby boy the
> girls
> room became a guest bedroom and the
> little
> sisters room where the murder took place
> became
> the babys room. the baby grew up to be a
> secessful kid. one night he was on the
> computer
> and got a instant messege.
>
> h0tNsPiCy91:hey lil bro!!!
> 2seXay4u: who the f is this?
> h0tNsPiCy91: its your big sis.
> 2seXay4u: i never had a sister. im an
> only child.
> 2seXay4u:this is some kinda joke huh?
> h0tNsPiCy91: mom and dad never told
> you?
> h0tNsPiCy91: i died 15 years ago with
> your other
> older sister.
> h0tNsPiCy91:we were murdered in your
> room
> which was once my little sisters room. she
> was
> killed in bed when i was sleeping and i
> was killed in
> the closet and skinned to death.
> 2seXay4u:quite lying. i never had a
> sister. if i did
> my parents would tell me. whatever. your
> stupid.
> h0tNsPiCy91: you dont believe me? well
> if you
> wanna look in your closet floor.
> h0tNsPiCy91: i carved my name, time
> and date i
> was being murdered. then i carved my
> little sister
> name.
> h0tNsPiCy91: if you dont believe me
> little brother
> check the internet. type in ''smith sisters
> murdered
> anonymously''.
> h0tNsPiCy91: i gtg little brother. i love
> you. and
> mom and dad soo much. i cant believe
> they kept
> us a secret from you. they should burn in
> hell.
> the boy checked the closet. he saw the
> carvings.
> was it true? he surfed the internet and
> everything
> was their about the anonymous murder in
> the
> house. the next morning the boy went
> downstairs.
> it was so queit. maybe mom and dad was
> sleeping.. hours later the boy found his
> parents in
> their closets skinned and hung. then he
> found more
> carvings on the ground. it says '' I TOLD
> YOU I
> WASNT LYING. LITTLE BROTHER, I
> LOVED
> MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME
> A
> SECRET. I CANT BELIVE IT. WELL IM
> FREE
> FROM THIS COLD WORLD. I WONT
> HURT YOU
> LIKE HOW THEY DIED. I LOVE YOU!
> - LISA SMITH ''
> this is a death chain. if you dont send this
> in the
> next hour the parents will kill you at
> night. they will
> kill you
>
> DONT BELEIVE ME? LOOK IT UP N GOOGLE
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Leslie_Morris_Online] The Best of Both Worlds

Leslie Morris is a savior.

I am leaving the Church of Ed Wood and joining the Church of Leslie
Morris because Leslie Morris has a proven record of salvation, and Ed
Wood doesn't. Also the Church of Ed Wood has censored every post I've
ever tried to post on their list, and I can post anything I want on
the Leslie Morris list.

Dog farts.

See what I mean?

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On 9/11/05, Leslie Morris <dr_spider_man@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> I saved a man¡¦s life the other day and it feels kinda
> good.
> Saturday morning I ran into Eva in the corridor. She
> was all upset as Simon (her husband) was having an
> epileptic fit (ok it was either a fit or a seizor, he
> just seemed drunk or tired) and need to get to
> hospital. To make this a little complicated, he had a
> fit the pervious day. The doctors wanted him to say of
> another day. But he checked out early as he needed to
> go to work as they are poor English back packers. So
> Eva or Simon just didn¡¦t have enough money to call
> anther ambulance so (Weekend at Berine¡¦s style) we
> planed to get this coma induced man into a taxi.
> Luckily the hospital was only 5mins up the road.
>
> STEP 1:
> We needed to get him dressed as he was TOTALLY NAKED
> and sweaty and bleeding out of the nose.
>
> STEP 2:
> We (and when I say we, I mean I) needed to get him
> down a flight of stairs. He didn¡¦t want a go and he
> put up a bit of a fight and did I mention he was
> covered in sweat.
>
> STEP 3:
> Ok at this stage we¡¦re in the hallway at the front of
> the house. I got Karl to run up the road and call a
> taxi. It came right away then Karl mentioned that we
> need to take this guy to hospital. Karl turned around
> to open the front door and the taxi took off.
>
> STEP 4:
> Karl had to leave so I got Holly to get a taxi. He
> miss heard me and I just want him to go outside and
> tell us when to taxi got there.
>
> STEP 5:
> 10 minutes later I¡¦m running up the road to call a
> taxi.
>
> STEP 6:
> I ran legion taxis and the line was busy.
>
> STEP 7:
> I ran back down to the house to get the white pages.
>
> STEP 8:
> Called a taxi.
>
> STEP 9:
> I kept the taxi driving in delightful conversation so
> he wouldn¡¦t the catatonic guy in-between Eva and
> myself.
>
> STEP 10:
> We got to the hospital. At this stage Simon was coming
> around. I was tired so I just grabbed him like a piece
> of meat and ripped him from the back seat of the taxi
> and plonked him on the side walk. At this stage he
> demanded to know what was going on.
>
> STEP 11:
> We got him to the emergency ward. The doctors saw him.
>
> Then yesterday Eva told me that Simon actually had a
> life treating viral infected that was caused by the
> fit (she didn¡¦t go into to much detail, even if she
> did I doubt I would have understood) and he would have
> died if we didn¡¦t get him there when we did.
>
> And I have to say knowing that I¡¦ve help saved this
> guys life, is a very humbling, delightful and odd
> feeling.
>
>
> Ok on to another unrelated matter
>
> Today I was in the dock of the Burwood Westfeild I was
> with James. Now most of you won¡¦t know how bad docks
> smell. They smell a little better then your local tip.
> Sometimes they smell like fruit, but only sometimes.
> So we were dumping cardboard in the cardboard bailer.
> Some how we broke it and a nice non English speaking
> man was fixing it. Bord, like always: I dared James to
> lick this gross sign that was on the cardboard bailer.
> It had bits of brown and red goo had congealed on it.
> He refused. I said I¡¦ll give him a dollar. He
> refused. Lying I said ¡¦50 Dollars¡¦ and the bastard
> did it. Now what was I to do? This guy licked this
> sign!!! Given the choice between licking to sign and
> blowing off Michael Jackson the average people would
> go with Jackson. Sure he licked a non gross bit and it
> was more like a touch than I lick. So there was only
> one thing I could do. Not give him the 50 bucks and
> lick the sign myself. So I did. Not all this sign
> licking must have attached same ladies. James told me
> later than the girl behind us trying to start a
> conversation with us but I was too concerned on the
> sign licking incident to even notice them.
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Re: [Can Yo' ass Dig It?] [CanYoAssDigIt] Remember the Day

Sugarzareh is right on! I'm so sick of those America-hating liberals
that are hating America by voting for a guy who actually fought in a
war, who acknowledged he committed war crimes, and can't get enough of
it - he promised to fight Bush's war harder and better than Bush
himself! What a flippy floppy knee jerk weakling!

Give me a guy who coked and boozed his way through the national guard
- who heartlessly sends people off to fight and die for oil, a guy who
never troubled his brain with a useful thought, who doesn't listen to
anyone other than his circle of thugs and pirates, who doesn't mess
around with serving, but rather ruling, who doesn't bother with
elections, he just steals the office....

this is a guy who loves America and we real Americans gotta love the
guy that loves us!

Share the love and lynch a liberal today!

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Remember the Day

If you hate America so much, you don't even know what day I'm talking
about, so log out and go to some far-left (i.e. timidly critical of
Caligula) site where you belong.

Let us honor this day of tragedy. Small gestures reflect large ones.
It's the law. Or at least should be. WILL be.

Go out and shoot an unarmed person whom you have convinced is your
friend. Spy on your neighbor, and tell. Give your money to a rich
person. Feel sorry for corporations. Keep tabs on everybody. Follow
people home from mosques. Just say no to Miranda rights. When asked for
a Social Security Number, donate DNA along with it. Kill anybody who
acts like Jesus. But suck Jesus's cock.

sugarzareh

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Thursday, September 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Soundclick Chart Action

Blood Paradise is tearing up the Soundclick Charts:

Currently in the daily charts:

main genres:
I Licked Her Arm:
· #2426 in the Acoustic charts
· #308 in the Acoustic Folk sub charts

Little Dog From Hell:
· #2354 in the Pop charts
· #88 in the Contemporary Gospel sub charts

Drunken Irish Punk:
· #2732 in the Alternative charts
· #383 in the Experimental sub charts

only in sub genres:
Still Playing The Guitar That Calvin Johnson Broke:
· #415 in the Alternative : Alt Power Pop sub charts

It's nice to know that those Gospel Music Fans are getting down with
"Little Dog From Hell."

Homeless Goats isn't getting quite so much action:

Charts: Only your strongest songs appear in the charts.

Currently in the daily charts:

main genres:
Red Is The Color:
· #2379 in the Acoustic charts
· #279 in the Acoustic Vocals sub charts

We'll have to come up with some more material

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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Bob Denver and William H. Rehnquist - a twofer of tragedy?

We've mourned the recent passing of one clown - Bob Denver. We have
overlooked another, somewhat historically less significant clown -
William H. Rehnquist.

I've been hearing a lot of nonsense about this minor comedian on the
news lately. In the spirit of fairness and balance, I let Richard M.
Nixon and Mike Whitney speak about Rehnquist.

First, Nixon:

'Who the hell is that clown?" President Richard M. Nixon asked an aide
after a White House meeting on July 1, 1971. He was referring to an
assistant attorney general wearing Hush Puppies and a pink shirt that
clashed with a psychedelic tie. "Is he Jewish?" Nixon went on. "He
looks it. That's a hell of a costume he's wearing, just like a clown."
The president was told the man was William H. Rehnquist.

The name didn't stick. On July 24, Nixon referred to him as
"Renchburg." On October 5, Sen. Barry Goldwater, in a telephone
conversation with Nixon, brought up a "young fellow in the Justice
Department. You know I can't think of his name. Oh, God, his name
slips me." Then it came to him: "Ah, Bill Rensler." "Oh," responded
Nixon, "I know Rensler well, an excellent man." At that moment, the
president had no idea that 16 days later he would be naming
"Renchburg" or "Rensler" to the U.S. Supreme Court.

***

Closing with the words of Mike Whitney:

September 6, 2005

Why Rehnquist Shouldn't be Buried on American Soil
The Death of a Partisan Chief Justice
By MIKE WHITNEY

"He was a man of character and dedication. His departure represents a
great loss for the court and for our country."

George W. Bush on hearing of the death of Supreme Court Justice
William Rehnquist

Let's not wring out the tears for William Rehnquist. The man was the
worst chief justice to ever serve on the Supreme Court; a complete
failure who disgraced his office and the people he was supposed to
serve. Never in the 200 year history of the nation has the high court
sustained more damage under the stewardship of one man.

Rehnquist's partisan handiwork rigged the 2000 election and set the
country in a downward spiral to ruin. He cobbled together the
coalition of rogue-jurists who stripped the Florida Supreme Court of
their constitutionally-guaranteed right to decide the outcome of state
elections and overturned the fundamental principle of democratic
government; the right to have one's vote counted.

Rehnquist invoked the 14th amendment; the "equal protection" clause to
elevate his friend George W. Bush to president. Prior to that, the
amendment had never even been used in cases other than racial
discrimination. Legal scholars and attorneys alike scoffed at the
shaky reasoning that held the case together. It was a complete
travesty that both Republicans and Democrats disdained. Rehnquist
abandoned every principle of judicial impartiality to shoehorn a
derelict-Texan into the Oval Office and to uphold his standing as a
charter member of the ruling class.

Look at the results.

Look what happens when the will of the people is brazenly ignored to
execute an elite agenda.

Iraq, the Cheney Energy papers, 9-11, Enron, Valerie Plame, Abu
Ghraib, Falluja, Guantanamo; the long litany of Bush-crimes should be
inscribed on Rehnquist's headstone next to the number of casualties
produced by his partisan blunder.

Rehnquist was an ardent class-warrior from his earliest days on the
court. He strongly opposed gay rights, abortion, gun control and
affirmative action, but was a staunch proponent of the death penalty.
This tells us that his sense of justice was shaped by his belief in
punishment, not mercy. Although Rehnquist would zealously defend the
right of the state to exterminate its own citizens, he vacillated on
even most basic rights of the individual.

In case after case, the Rehnquist Court bowed to the authority of the
president; allowing Bush to detain foreign nationals without formally
charging them with a crime and permitting the incarceration of "enemy
combatants" indefinitely at Guantanamo Bay subject to a review by
hand-picked military tribunals.

Rehnquist has repeatedly dodged the Jose Padilla case to allow the
president the tyrannical power of imprisoning an American citizen
without honoring habeas corpus, due process, or the presumption of
innocence. His evasion has upended the fundamental principle of
"inalienable rights", the cornerstone of the Constitution, and
condemned an innocent man to 3 and half years in solitary confinement.

Padilla has never been charged with a crime. It is a disgrace that
should enrage every American.

Justice John Paul Stevens' summarized the feelings of most Americans
who reject the idea that citizens can be stripped of their rights
according to presidential edict. He said, the results of the Padilla
case pose "a unique and unprecedented threat to the freedom of every
American citizen... At stake is nothing less than the essence of a
free society... For if this Nation is to remain true to the ideals
symbolized by its flag, it must not wield the tools of tyrants even to
resist an assault by the forces of tyranny."

Rehnquist had every opportunity to watch Bush's dismal war on terror.
He knew that the "forces of tyranny" had been greatly exaggerated to
carry out a global-militaristic strategy. Never the less, he
consistently chose to bolster the powers of the executive rather than
defend the basic rights of the citizen.

Rehnquist fancied himself a "strict constructionist"; a judge who
simply applied the constitution according to its literal meaning. As
it turns out, he was entirely unwilling to defend any part of the Bill
of Rights (excluding the revered 2nd amendment) and significantly
eroded the institution he was supposed to preserve.

Forget the state ceremonies for the deceased Chief Justice. Just put a
crease in the soil at Potter's field and kick a few leaves over the
hardening carcass.

If it was up to me, Rehnquist would never be buried on American soil.
The man betrayed his country and his name should be struck from the
history books.

He did nothing to shore up civil liberties or to preserve the
constitution. His tenure at the high court merely paved the way for
the Imperial Presidency and the further savaging of the rule of law.

Let Bush and his ilk sing Rehnquist's praises. What difference does it
make? The man was a miserable American and a dead-loss as a chief
justice.

Mike Whitney lives in Washington state. He can be reached at:
fergiewhitney@msn.com

***

A friend objected to the idea of striking him from the history books.
We should remember, and avoid repeating this sorry chapter in the
history of "justice"

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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Profound thoughts

From Luciana's blog, as translated by Google:

I read in a t-shirt now has little:

WEAPONS DO NOT KILL PEOPLE.
PEOPLE ARE THAT THEY KILL PEOPLE.
SHE SAYS NOT THE PEOPLE.
human being is enough of violence.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Re: Fats Domino Missing in New Orleans Floods

On 9/6/05, tim_tt2 <tim_tt2@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Fats is safe in case ya'll haven't heard.Woo Hoo! Also Kanye West says
> Bush hates black people which is why FEMA dropped the ball in New
> Orleans(eh?).

It's more a matter of Bush's caste hating poor people. Whether Bush
likes or dislikes anybody, or is capable of thought as we know (which
is debatable) is irrelevant There is a strong corrolation between
poverty and blackness in this country, but I'm sure that people that
do the thinking and planning think that black folks like Oprah,
Michael Jordan, Bill Cosby, Michael and Colin Powell are just fine.

It's pretty damn telling that the Caligula regime waited a couple of
days before they responded, but their sock puppet made and appearance
at Trent Lott's place and vowed to the American people that they were
going to rebuild it bigger and better.

And they caused their sock puppet to say that Michael Brown was doing
a great job.

I welcome calls for taking FEMA out of Homeland Security. An
excellent first step. Dismantling this nightmare agency has to start
somewhere - New Orleans is a pretty good illustration how this has
nothing to do with increasing our security, and everything to do with
increasing neocon control over the world, including us.

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Thursday, September 01, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death my right to stop you from saying it, by any means necessary"

That isn't what those pompous and self-righteous blowhards used to say, but it is now:

American Legion Declares War on Peace Movement
The organization the American Legion has voted at its national convention to target peace activists and the antiwar movement. The group boasts nearly 3 million members. The group's national commander called for an end to all "public protests" and what he called "media events" against the war, even though they are protected by the Bill of Rights. Thomas Cadmus told the convention "The American Legion will stand against anyone and any group that would demoralize our troops, or worse, endanger their lives by encouraging terrorists to continue their cowardly attacks against freedom-loving peoples. The delegates voted to use whatever means necessary to "ensure the united backing of the American people to support our troops and the global war on terrorism."

(From the democracy now webpage)


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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [tropicana_show] TONIGHT HOT TALENT STRONG DRINKS

Holy smokes, with a program like that I'd need strong drinks!
 
Will anybody be playing Mr. Yuk covers?  Is anybody from the Tropicana days a transvestite? Is there any Tropicana link here AT ALL?
 
Whatever.  We old crippled-up stay-at-homes need to support live music.
 
This is the kind of stuff I'm doing these days:
 
 
not Wimps, but pretty wimpy
 
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[CanYoAssDigIt] The oddest moment in a jandek concert...

"I'm fairly sure he played all new material (at least, the 12 songs didn't synch up with anything in the known catalog). "I don't care about the girls/ I don't care about the boys" our hero moaned in his trademark sing-song, a career manifesto for this guy if ever I heard one. Jandek's guitar parts came in two types: strummed atonal chordings and slashed atonal chordings. The oddest moment? When he tuned a string. Jandek tunes his guitar? Who knew?"

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] more country crap

I wish you could hear this so that you could share my joy.

This is like that sucky Mayberry song.... nostagia for an imaginary
place, how sick is that? I'm going to add "Mayberry" so you can enjoy
it too.

In Craig Morgan's ideal world, those sadistic rustic bastards actually
LIKE singing off key, and you ought to hear the lewd snear he puts
into "baby, cut that coupon out!" The highlight of Craig's whole week.

But he's a weak mofo, he missed the opportunity to slip in a little
product placement (like the wily Rascal Flatts and their ice cold
cherry coke - how much did they get paid for that? Morgan could have
made Raymond ( his version of Goober the Grease Monkey) a Jiffylube
employee, pocketed a little on the deal. Better luck next time, jerk!

Artist: Craig Morgan
Song : That's What I Love About Sunday

Lyrics:

Raymond's in his Sunday best,
He's usually up to his chest in oil an' grease.
There's the Martin's walkin' in,
With that mean little freckle-faced kid,
Who broke a window last week.
Sweet Miss Betty likes to sing off key in the pew behind me.

That's what I love about Sunday:
Sing along as the choir sways;
Every verse of Amazin' Grace,
An' then we shake the Preacher's hand.
Go home, into your blue jeans;
Have some chicken an' some baked beans.
Pick a back yard football team,
Nothin' much of anything:
That's what I love about Sunday.

I stroll to the end of the drive,
Pick up the Sunday Times, grab my coffee cup.
It looks like Sally an' Ron, finally tied the knot,
Well, it's about time.
It's 35 cents off a ground round,
Baby. cut that coupon out!

That's what I love about Sunday:
Cat-napping on the porch swing;
You curled up next to me,
The smell of jasmine wakes us up.
Take a walk down a back road,
Tackle box and a cane pole;
Carve our names in that white oak,
An' steal a kiss as the sun fades,
That's what I love about Sunday,
Oh, yeah.

Ooh, new believers gettin' baptized,
Momma's hands raised up high,
Havin' a Hallelujah good time
A smile on everybody's face.
That's what I love about Sunday,
Oh, yeah.

That's what I love about Sunday,
Oh, yeah.

****

RASCAL FLATTS LYRICS

"Mayberry"

Sometimes it feels like this world is spinning faster
Than it did in the old days
So naturally we have more natural disasters
From the strain of a fast pace

Sunday was the day of rest
Now its one more day for progress
And we can't slow down
Cause more is best
It's all an endless process

Well I miss Mayberry
Sittin on the porch drinking ice cold Cherry --- Coke
Where everything is black & white
Pickin on a Six String
Where people pass by and you call them by their first name
Watching the clouds roll by
bye bye

Sometimes I can hear this old earth shouting
Through the trees as the wind blows
Thats when I climb up here on this mountain
To look through God's window

Now I can't fly
But I've got two feet
To get me high up here
Above the noise and city streets
My worries disappear

Well I miss Mayberry
Sittin on the porch drinking ice cold Cherry --- Coke
Where everything is black & white
Pickin on a Six String
Where people pass by and you call them by their first name
Watching the clouds roll by
bye bye

Sometimes I dream I'm driving down an old dirt road
Not even listed on the map
I pass a dad and his son carrying a fishing pole
But I always wake up everytime I try to turn back

Well I miss Mayberry
Sittin on the porch drinking ice cold Cherry Coke
Where everything is black & white
Pickin on a Six String
Where people pass by and you call them by their first name
Watching the clouds roll by
bye bye

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Hey Pat, put that cross down this minute, you'll poke somebody in the eye with it!

Since the subject was raised about Pat Robertson (by somebody else
rather than me - I'd much rather talk about movies and comic books,
and I will soon have something to say about "Lost in Translation") I'm
attaching the following which I think is better than the other piece I
forwarded.

Pat Robertson is indeed a jihadist and a terrorist - but he won't be
punished. this writer is another poor sucker who actually believed
what he was told in civics class, rather than understanding (as Ronald
Reagan did) that "facts are stupid things."

Fortunately for him, he wised up in his twilight years. It's still
early evening for me, so I can join the fun, casting principle and
silly notions about rights and dignity aside, and root like a rapid
pig in the trough along with everybody else.

Yippee!

August 24, 2005

The Rev. Pat and Posada Carriles, Bush's Kind of Killers
Why Pat Robertson Isn't Treated as a Terrorist
By JOHN CHUCKMAN

America's fundamentalist carnival includes many fascinating acts. Pay
your money, and you can watch preachers weeping and screaming,
dismissing whole segments of humanity as evil, threatening murder,
shaking down congregations for extra donations to
named-after-themselves projects, or hitting people in the head to heal
cancer. You will also see some monsters finally caught after years of
molesting children or hear others advocating crimes against humanity
such as using nuclear weapons.

Pat Robertson is one of the Christian Sideshow's longer-running acts,
periodically adding some new nightmare to his grim repertoire. Oddly,
Pat regards himself as a kind statesman-preacher, a latter-day
boondocks version of Talleyrand, Talleyrand having started his
remarkable and utterly unprincipled career as a Bishop. Pat regularly
mixes the tax-free benefits of religion with the promotion of nasty
politics. He has run for President, started quasi-religious
organizations to promote his political ambitions, and freely offers
his uninformed advice on national and world affairs.

Talleyrand had his various church properties and offices to support
him in princely fashion while he worked at politics. Pat supports his
public-minded work on resources gathered through one of America's
greatest money-changer-in-the-temple careers. The fortune generated
through decades of his appeals to unhappy, lonely people watching
television gives him access to a genuine commercial empire, from
so-called Christian broadcasting to oil refining.

A key difference between Talleyrand and Pat is that Talleyrand was
frightfully clever and was a breathtaking success at politics. I put
the difference, in part, down to style. Talleyrand in person might
remind one of the late Archbishop Sheen, snapping and twirling his
scarlet cape and watching his listeners with penetrating eyes - to all
that would added something of Lord Byron's fascinating stench of
corruption. Robertson has never quite escaped the
Jesus-on-the-dashboard flavor of his early career. Pat is pure Super
Duper Auto Parts, Aisle Six, smiling salesman for mud flaps and
sequined sets of big dice, but with enough animal cunning to have
risen to running every Aisle Six on the continent.

Pat recently announced on national television that America should
murder the elected leader of another country, President Chavez of
Venezuela. Previously Pat restricted himself to insulting the religion
of a billion people, Islam, or insulting the victims of natural
disasters in the United States. After a hurricane in which old men,
women, and children died, Pat blamed the victims for their fate by
claiming God was punishing America's immorality. His latest effort
breaks new ground, being, by any meaningful definition, public
advocacy of terror.

Why won't Pat Robertson be treated as a terrorist? Believe me, if you
said what he said about any of America's current leaders, you would be
arrested quickly under the Patriot Act and locked away. Why will Pat
Robertson's broadcasting empire not be classified as an organization
supporting terrorist activities? Perfectly legitimate organizations in
other parts of the world have been declared outlaw in the United
States for having less direct association with terrorist hate-speech.
Several bloodthirsty-sounding Muslim clerics, completely
unrepresentative of their faith, have been jailed recently for speech
closely resembling Robertson's.

At the very least, Robertson should be charged under hate-speech laws.
But such laws are weak in the United States, and many Americans fear
the idea of hate-speech laws. So radio and television broadcasters
continue spewing hate and dishonest claims in the exalted name of free
speech.

We really do know why Pat Robertson won't be treated as a terrorist.
It's for the same reason Bush's former Attorney General of the United
States could tell a group of decent, honest, hard-working American
Muslims that they should count themselves lucky they weren't being
treated the way Japanese Americans were during World War II. It's for
the same reason that Bush protects a mass murderer named Luis Posada
Carriles from extradition and trial. It's for the same reason that
American troops have made a horror of the lives of millions of
innocent Iraqis. It's for the same reason a distraught mother who lost
her son in Iraq is vilified by Right Wing savages. It's the same
reason why the morally-contemptible Bush is President.

The reason is the worship of power and greed. While it's true that a
great deal of America's history has to do with worshipping power and
greed, never in my memory has it been so openly expressed, so
contemptuously embraced as it is today. It is a sad to reflect in my
twilight years that almost everything I was taught as a boy has proved
to be wrong. I don't mean subjects like math or English. I mean
values. Most of the evidence of my adult life tends to support the
opposite of every moral lesson of my youth, certainly as they apply to
the land of my birth, a place where power and greed now trump
everything.

I was taught murder always is wrong. I was taught lying always is
wrong. I was taught that lusting after money and power is wrong. I was
taught that good men prevailed and evil men sooner or later paid for
their acts. These lessons came from a ferociously-honest and brave
mother who alone raised two boys on the South Side of Chicago. They
came also from the church I attended. And they came from some
wonderful books and stories I read.

The success of vicious Pat Robertson and his even more vicious
President, George Bush, provide almost perfect allegories for the
soul-dead thing America has become.

Religion, politics, journalism, and even academics serve the American
worship of power and greed. I had a brief exchange recently with an
exalted fellow from one of America's many well-financed propaganda
mills tarted up to resemble research organizations. This exalted
fellow had been on a national radio interview, interestingly enough on
the same subject of Venezuela. Apart from inaccurate claims about a
new broadcast network established in Venezuela while he made a case
for American interference, when reminded that Mr. Chavez was
democratically elected, he chimed in with, "So was Hitler!"

Hitler, despite huge expenditures and desperately hard campaigns,
never received more than just over a third of votes. He was appointed
Chancellor, after a long series of backroom manipulations, by the
Republic's ancient and exhausted President von Hindenburg. Hitler's
rise more closely resembles that of some of America's favorite shady
men in Iraq and Pakistan than it does that of a man whose election was
closely scrutinized and declared fair by international watchers.

I couldn't let such an inaccurate claim stand and looked up his outfit
on the Internet. There, on a page resembling something from a
university or research center, was a large quote from Rush Limbaugh
about the tremendous job they were doing. What kind of a research
institution quotes Rush Limbaugh? There were also, importantly, links
for bequests and gifts. And there was an e-mail link to the man on the
Venezuela case.

My particular exalted fellow answered at length, accepting the truth
of my correction, but making a mighty effort to turn someone's getting
one-third of the vote into a de facto election. There were paragraphs
of labored reasoning larded with unnecessary facts, perhaps from a
history text quickly consulted before replying. He missed the point
entirely of respecting a genuinely democratic decision. Here is the
kind of analysis being touted across America in an effort to influence
the world. And these people do influence the world.

The same people helped bring you the murderous disaster in Iraq.

John Chuckman lives in Canada.

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