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Sunday, September 11, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Kitchie Nadal Inform....

Hey, thanks for the nice thoughts. I like to be scientific about
things, however rediculous they are, so I did exactly what this e-mail
said; I LOOKed up ''smith sisters murdered anonymously''. on GOOGLE

because after all, I don't want to be killed in the closet and
skinned to death, too. and what do you know, Snopes was the first
thing that came up at Google (attached below in it's entirety).

I was thinking about forwarding this to my friend Lisa Smith (aka
Danger Bird) but why waste her time?

You shouldn't waste your time, either. You should spend your time
wisely by going and listening to Lisa's music at
http://www.myspace.com/dangerbirdmusic
or by going and listening to Dweebish's music at
http://www.myspace.com/dweebishband

Thanks for being smart!

Snopes

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/ghosts/skinned.asp

Skinned Flick

Claim: Ghosts of two murdered teen girls return to kill and skin
parents who failed to tell their subsequent son of the girls'
existence.

Status: False.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2005]

girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger.

crazy1 86:hey baby!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: whos dis???
crazy1 86:ur secret admirer!!!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: o really.... quite lyin! whos dis???
crazy1 86:i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
crazy1 86:i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: tonight u will see me some time tonight....
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...

crazy1 86 had signed off.

the girl was so scared she locked alll her doors and windows. she made
sure her room was secured. she was so scared if it was a joke or for
real. she didnt know when he was going to come. the girl was frighten
so she decided to sleep with her little sister. the girl dozed off
quikly. then she heards a knock on the window. the girl slowly walked
to the window. it started knocking louder. the girl looked through the
windows and saw nothing. just some of the tree branches. the girl went
back to bed with her sister. the bed was wet and a pretty smells
horrid. maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found
blood everywhere. the girl panick. she didnt know what to do. she ran
and hid in the closet incase the guy was their for her. while looking
through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. it was dark so
she couldnt figure out who it was. she started to get more frighten.
the man crept closer to the closet. the girl closed her eyes as if it
was a dream. then suddenly he open the closet door and pulled her out.
her parents found her dead. she was skinned all the way and was hunged
in her sisters closet.

PART 2...

2 years after the the sisters deaths, the her parents got pregnant
with a baby boy the girls room became a guest bedroom and the little
sisters room where the murder took place became the babys room. the
baby grew up to be a secessful kid. one night he was on the computer
and got a instant messege.

h0tNsPiCy91:hey lil bro!!!
2seXay4u: who the f is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: its your big sis.
2seXay4u: i never had a sister. im an only child.
2seXay4u:this is some kinda joke huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: i died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91:we were murdered in your room which was once my little
sisters room. she was killed in bed when i was sleeping and i was
killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u:quite lying. i never had a sister. if i did my parents would
tell me. whatever. your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: you dont believe me? well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: i carved my name, time and date i was being murdered.
then i carved my little sister name.
h0tNsPiCy91: if you dont believe me little brother check the internet.
type in ''smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
h0tNsPiCy91: i gtg little brother. i love you. and mom and dad soo
much. i cant believe they kept us a secret from you. they should burn
in hell.

the boy checked the closet. he saw the carvings. was it true? he
surfed the internet and everything was their about the anonymous
murder in the house. the next morning the boy went downstairs. it was
so queit. maybe mom and dad was sleeping.. hours later the boy found
his parents in their closets skinned and hung. then he found more
carvings on the ground. it says '' I TOLD YOU I WASNT LYING. LITTLE
BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CANT
BELIVE IT. WELL IM FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD. I WONT HURT YOU LIKE HOW
THEY DIED. I LOVE YOU!

- LISA SMITH ''

this is a death chain. if you dont send this in the next hour the
parents will kill you at night. they will kill you

DONT BELEIVE ME? LOOK IT UP N GOOGLE

Origins: We began encountering this tale in our inbox in late June
2005. Almost two months later, near the end of August 2005, versions
mailed to us began including this coda:
ps guys..i looked it up on google and it really happened. creepy eh? i
dont normally do these..but this one kind of bothered me a little bit.
heres the article.

"Smith sisters murdered anonymously

In 1993, two sisters were brutally murdered in the small-town
community of Plainfield, wisconsin. Lisa Smith, 19; and her sister,
Sarah Smith, 15; were attacked in their parent's home on the night of
November 17th, around 1:30AM. Sarah was found stabbed and strangled in
the bed where she had been sleeping. Her sister Lisa was found hanging
in her sister's closet, skinned alive. Police conducted an extensive
investigation, but to no avail. The motives for the attack were never
discovered, nor was the attacker ever found. The only lead athorities
had was a log found in Lisa's computer, showing a series of
threatening messages sent through an Internet Relay Chat service. The
case was closed in October of 2000."
Plainfield, Threatening with a knifeWisconsin, is a community of less
than a thousand people located in central Wisconsin. As its one claim
to fame, it was the birthplace of Ed Gein, a farmer who was convicted
of murdering one woman in 1957 and confessed to having killed another
in 1954. His notoriety came, however, from his use of dead bodies: he
mutilated the corpses of women, cutting off a variety of their body
parts and fashioning these into macabre items.

As one might suspect, murder in Plainfield is relatively rare. As one
might further suspect, no two teen girls named Lisa and Sarah Smith
were murdered in that town in 1993, nor their parents a number of
years later. The story is fiction, plain and simple, just another
example of the 'bad things will happen to you if you don't forward
this chain letter' genre. (The concept is stated explicitly in its
text: "this is a death chain. if you dont send this in the next hour
the parents will kill you at night.") We discuss another example of
this type of chain letter — one that uses a photo to tell its chilling
tale — in our "Bed Reckoning"
article.

Numerous inconsistencies in the Internet-circulated story provide
enough clues to its being fiction that even those lacking access to
online news archives should be able to dismiss it as an attempt to
yank their chains:

* The younger sister is murdered while the older girl is either
sleeping beside or going to the window to check on an odd sound, yet
the older sibling hears nothing happening in the room and is alerted
to something's being amiss only because the bed is wet and
ill-smelling upon her return to it.

* Rather than scream for help or run from the room, the older girl
hides in the closet.

* The older sister is pulled from the closet by her murderer and
her body is returned there to be hung for her parents to discover, yet
while she's in this closed space before her killer takes her from it,
she carves hers and her sister's names and the time and date. If she
had something with which to gouge messages into the floorboards or
onto the walls, why didn't she use it to stab at her attacker and
escape his clutches? Also, wasn't it thoughtful of her murderer to
afford her time to finish her woodworking escapades before coming for
her?

* The parents (who we presume are sleeping in the same house,
since the story doesn't mention their being absent that night) hear
nothing of their two daughters being murdered.

* The son (who we work out from the story is 12 years old: "15
years ago" less "2 years after the the sisters deaths" less a
nine-month gestation period) lives those twelve years in the murder
room yet never once notices the message carved in the closet.

* The girls were murdered "In 1993" yet the IM'ing ghost of one of
them informs her brother she died "15 years ago." Our calendar says
it's 2005, not 2008.

* Instant message capability didn't become an online reality until
1997 when AOL introduced its Instant Messenger service. Yahoo
Messenger (which the narrative tells us was used by the murderer to
contact one of the sisters prior to his killing her) began in 1999.
However, while IM didn't exist in 1993, chat rooms did — IRC (Internet
Relay Chat) was most certainly part of the cyber world at least as far
back as 1993, else I retain rather vivid yet baseless false memories
of what I was doing with a great many of my nights back then.

If all this seems too silly to bother dissecting, we initially thought
so too. Then we read this discussion at alexlab.com, which shows at
least some folks have been taking the story somewhat seriously.

Barbara "skinned divers" Mikkelson

Last updated: 1 September 2005

On 9/11/05, draco malfoy <andrewtom2003@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Message: SCARY!!! BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!
> Message: scary huh?!?!?!?!?!...
> Message: Message: Body: SCARY
> Body: girl meets a boy on her
> yahoo
> messenger.
>
> crazy1 86:hey baby!!!
> h0tNsPiCy91: whos dis???
> crazy1 86:ur secret admirer!!!!!
> h0tNsPiCy91: o really.... quite lyin! whos
> dis???
> crazy1 86:i loved u the first time a stared
> in your
> eyes...
> crazy1 86:i think about u everyday... you
> are my
> dream come true.
> crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u
> remember
> tho.
> crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain
> takes
> away my feelings of u.
> crazy1 86: tonight u will see me some
> time
> tonight....
> h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
> crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good
> care of
> you...
> crazy1 86 had signed off.
> the girl was so scared she locked alll her
> doors
> and windows. she made sure her room
> was
> secured. she was so scared if it was a joke
> or for
> real. she didnt know when he was going
> to come.
> the girl was frighten so she decided to
> sleep with
> her little sister. the girl dozed off quikly.
> then she
> heards a knock on the window. the girl
> slowly
> walked to the window. it started knocking
> louder.
> the girl looked through the windows and
> saw
> nothing. just some of the tree branches.
> the girl
> went back to bed with her sister. the bed
> was wet
> and a pretty smells horrid. maybe her
> sister wet
> the bed... the girl checked and found
> blood
> everywhere. the girl panick. she didnt
> know what to
> do. she ran and hid in the closet incase
> the guy
> was their for her. while looking through
> the cracks
> of the closet the girl saw a shadow. it was
> dark so
> she couldnt figure out who it was. she
> started to
> get more frighten. the man crept closer to
> the
> closet. the girl closed her eyes as if it was
> a
> dream. then suddenly he open the closet
> door and
> pulled her out. her parents found her
> dead. she was
> skinned all the way and was hunged in
> her sisters
> closet.
> PART 2...
> 2 years after the the sisters deaths, the
> her
> parents got pregnant with a baby boy the
> girls
> room became a guest bedroom and the
> little
> sisters room where the murder took place
> became
> the babys room. the baby grew up to be a
> secessful kid. one night he was on the
> computer
> and got a instant messege.
>
> h0tNsPiCy91:hey lil bro!!!
> 2seXay4u: who the f is this?
> h0tNsPiCy91: its your big sis.
> 2seXay4u: i never had a sister. im an
> only child.
> 2seXay4u:this is some kinda joke huh?
> h0tNsPiCy91: mom and dad never told
> you?
> h0tNsPiCy91: i died 15 years ago with
> your other
> older sister.
> h0tNsPiCy91:we were murdered in your
> room
> which was once my little sisters room. she
> was
> killed in bed when i was sleeping and i
> was killed in
> the closet and skinned to death.
> 2seXay4u:quite lying. i never had a
> sister. if i did
> my parents would tell me. whatever. your
> stupid.
> h0tNsPiCy91: you dont believe me? well
> if you
> wanna look in your closet floor.
> h0tNsPiCy91: i carved my name, time
> and date i
> was being murdered. then i carved my
> little sister
> name.
> h0tNsPiCy91: if you dont believe me
> little brother
> check the internet. type in ''smith sisters
> murdered
> anonymously''.
> h0tNsPiCy91: i gtg little brother. i love
> you. and
> mom and dad soo much. i cant believe
> they kept
> us a secret from you. they should burn in
> hell.
> the boy checked the closet. he saw the
> carvings.
> was it true? he surfed the internet and
> everything
> was their about the anonymous murder in
> the
> house. the next morning the boy went
> downstairs.
> it was so queit. maybe mom and dad was
> sleeping.. hours later the boy found his
> parents in
> their closets skinned and hung. then he
> found more
> carvings on the ground. it says '' I TOLD
> YOU I
> WASNT LYING. LITTLE BROTHER, I
> LOVED
> MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME
> A
> SECRET. I CANT BELIVE IT. WELL IM
> FREE
> FROM THIS COLD WORLD. I WONT
> HURT YOU
> LIKE HOW THEY DIED. I LOVE YOU!
> - LISA SMITH ''
> this is a death chain. if you dont send this
> in the
> next hour the parents will kill you at
> night. they will
> kill you
>
> DONT BELEIVE ME? LOOK IT UP N GOOGLE
>
>
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