I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] My life

Anne and I went to Office Depot yesterday. They had a book display.
Featured Prominently - Donald Trump's book "Think Like a Billionaire."

I decided to take his advice. I told the entire staff "You're fired!"
And then I looted the store.

Life is good.

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