[CanYoAssDigIt] They'll Never Do That Again....

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several
years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice:
picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and
some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and
fixed up for swimming.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond
and look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He
grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing
with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young
women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to
the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the
alligator."

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