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Dear Guitar Center,

I have just entered the "Your band opening for KISS in Detroit" contest, and I'm pretty excited about it. I've wanted to open for KISS ever since I started manipulating photos of myself to look like a member of KISS over a year ago! (see attached).

I've want to really do my homework, and be totally ready for this contest.... I have some important decisions to make. I am preparing to accept a lone of $50,000 from either Dr. Robort Sawadogo of the Bank of Africa, Mr. Fred Dickson of Santos Finance Firm, or Mr. Cox Billy (apparently representing himself) to finance a tour to  Nigeria, Côte d'Ivoire, and India. When I  accept this money, I will turn it over to Adebayo Shamsudeen a Nigerian living in Côte d'Ivoire who is making all the arrangements, he will take care of everything - bookings, travel to the venues, shelter, meals, promotion... he's very kind.

Even though they are kind of counting on me there, I am wondering if it would help my chances in this contest if I were to take the $50,000 instead, and invest it in equipment from Guitar Center?  I want to be fully prepared for this gig opening for KISS, it's been my dream to play in the Hyundai Civic Arena in Detroit ever since the collapse of the American economic system!

I don't mean this as a bribe or anything. I just think I should have the best equipment, and you have the best equipment, and I want to make it mine.

OK, also, I just want to make sure I'm within the rules if I announce my candidacy for this performance opportunity in my fan newsletter. My mailing will go out to 47,000 fans.  Well, just between you and me, I'm not sure how many of them are actually fans, I bought the mailing list off the internet after I got an email from Mr. Carlos Ayala advising me of their availability. It's kind of amazing you can get anything in the world delivered to your email address!  These emails are from a very valuable demographic, they are all pharma company employees, there's a lot of money in that, I'm told. I'm sure they'll love to get my interesting news, but I just want to make sure it's within the rules if I do this.

I've attached a copy of the last one I sent out, just to give you a better idea of what I'm about with these. Though I already announced my tour of Africa and India, it went out ot my list before I added Mr. Ayala's 47,000 fans... it went out to both my hardcore fans, and 13 people that come to my shows occasionally, so if I have to retract, it won't be from so very many people...

I kind of have trouble knowing if I'm including too much personal information, you know what I mean, it's hard for me to judge these things, I kind of have Tourette's Syndrome of the fingers, ha ha. It's tricky when it comes to  both rock and roll, your fans want to know every little detail of your life, they think they own you, and if they think you have let them down, they go all Mark David Chapman on your ass, you know?  But what can you do?

Thank you,

Matt Love
The Pope of Pop ©2010

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Dear Fans,

I thought when people learned about my upcoming tour of Nigeria, Côte d'Ivoire, and India, they'd want to get on board, and sure enough, I've been showered with offers of financial assistance. Dr. Robort Sawadogo of the Bank of Africa, and Mr. Fred Dickson of Santos Finance Firm, and Mr. Cox Billy (apparently representing himself)  are putting together competing financial packages for my upcoming tour, and I'm weighing all my options, looking for the best deal. As a loyal fan, you know that that you expect the best value for your money, and that's what I always try to deliver!

I'm pretty excited about this trip, Mr. Adebayo Shamsudeen is making all the arrangements, as soon as I get the money together, I'll send it to him, and he will take care of everything - bookings, travel to the venues, shelter, meals, promotion... he's very kind.

On another front, It's cute, but I think I there's a bit of rivalry between a couple of women there to be my girlfriend. Miss.Jessica Kipkalya Kones has kindly provided me with contact information with Dr. Sawadog, I think she's kind of sweet on me, she asked me to call her by her nickname, "Toady."  She sent me a couple of pictures of her, which I've attached - she sure doesn't look like a toad to me!

And Toni Payne of Nigerian Entertainment Magazine has been very helpful as well, I think maybe it goes beyond a professional interest - check out her picture on their website, isn't she a beauty:

http://www.nigerianentertainment.com/frontpage/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=52&Itemid=50

That's how I met Mr. Shamsudeen , he's a freelance journalist sent by Nigerian Entertainment Magazine to interview me on two occasions. I made a couple of animations from the transcripts of these interviews, just to add an exciting visual element. You can view them here:

http://www.youtube.com/mattlove1#p/a/u/2/OGyqRgw9EEk

and here:

http://www.youtube.com/mattlove1#p/a/u/0/fami4xjYGM0

Mr. Harpreet Arora interviewed me for Split, an Indian Magazine about popular music:
http://split-magazine.com/

I made a video of this also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGyqRgw9EEk

Any way, on the financing of the tour, it's hard for me to know which of these busy businessmen I should go with.  Do you think that's where the word business comes from - people in business are always busy, aren't they? I am considering a contest... fans, vote for Dr. Sawadogo or Mr. Dickson or Mr. Billy - who do you think should be my financial partner in this tour?  Maybe if you win, you get to go on the tour with us, and help me repay my loan. I'm just spitballing here, maybe you have a better idea, write me if you do, you know I love to hear from my fans! 

Thank you,

Matt

The Pope of Pop ©2010

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