Dear Howard,
I remember you once got a guy called Melvin the Peevish Dwarf or something like that voted into People Magazine's top 20 most beautiful people list. I am hoping you can work your magic for me.
I am a 53 year old creative musical artist with two fans. My music is just too far ahead, or behind, our times for it to catch on, but if I could just get a break, I know I'd make good. It's the management, you see.
Check out some of my music: http://www.last.
and you'll understand that I'm just too innovative, too creative for the ignorant, tasteless, clueless swine that makes up the bulk of today's listening public.
However, I believe there is one demographic that can appreciate what I do. The KISS Army. With this in mind, I have entered the Eventful/Guitar Center contest to open for KISS in various cities. My nearest city (as of the coming September) will be Detroit.
I am currently ranked number 96, with zero votes. However, I'm only 926 votes behind the front running band (http://eventful.
Howard, you are my only hope.
Thank you,
Matt Love
The Pope of Pop © 2010
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I want to play in your town for you and 2 of your friends.
http://eventful.
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