I have decided that my blog is a little old skool and needs some help. What's up with these kids today and their drizzle fizzle 23 sca-dizzle? If you can't beat em, hire em I always say.
I have decided to shizzolate my blog using The Official Snoop Dogg Shizolator at
www.asksnoop.com/.
Here goes:
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/
Wack slacks – old ripped jeans
Dish: desirable fool
Bloated, big ass bag of bloatation: drunk
Lamestain – uncool person
Tom-tom club – uncool outsiders
Rock on: a happy goodbye
Fuzz: heavy wool sweaters
Plats: platform shoes
Kickers : heavy boots
Swingin on da flippity-flop – hanging out
Bound 'n hagged – staying crib on Friday or sat nightS
core: bomb diggity
Harsh Realm: bummer
Cob nobbler: loser
be straight, don't be late, bench yo' weight, don't masturbate
tha dude just wasn't izzall that n' shit. I know I’m in da minority but I think In Utero wuz Nirvana’s best album. (wit Bleach a close second) Like izzall they best stuff that shiznit’s eviscerating 'n damn catchy at da same time, know what I'm sayin'? In my opinion Kurt’s real strength wuz as a songwriter." Tha dude had a talent fo' combining punk rawk 'n riff-metal sludge wit downright Beatles-like poppiness, but this contradiction seemed torture tha dude's ass fo' whatever reason."
fer shizzle my nizzle
Its LizzLe yo n' shit. .(Lizz's Site:D), know what I'm sayin'?
its k vizzle fer shizzle dizzle my nizzle
Fer Shizzle Nizzle yer my Dizzle
Irritating is da best way describe da glossary that begins The Hipster Handbook, filled wit such words as flubber (breast implants), kale (paper) 'n nancy (ass) n' shit. As parody that shiznit might be tolerable -- getting drunk is deemed be shellacked -- but Lanham appears serious n' shit.
In da fall of 1992, a former record label intern named Megan Jasper hoaxed da New York Times wit her non-existent Grunge Lexicon: e.g. wack slacks (old ripped jeans), cob nobbler (loser) 'n lamestain (uncool person)." Those tired of seeing da Seattle subculture commodified into five easy pieces thought this prank wuz, borrow a Lanham term, deck (bomb diggity) n' shit.
But da slanguage of The Hipster Handbook has no such noble intent n' shit. Worse, this grating faux-vernacular is repeated ad nauseam throughout da book." To use another Lanham word, this decision is hella fin (bad)." "swingin' on da flippity-flop" (hanging out)
Yesterday Shaq wuz on Z100, a Portland Radio Station, 'n be like that da only way Kobe would beat da rape charges against tha dude's ass wuz if rappers Ludacris, P.Diddy, 'n Snoop Dogg wuz members of da jury." Ouch, harsh words from da Big Aristotle n' shit.
"All yo' ass're doing right now is just flabbergasting yo' mouths because there are no solid answers right now." "-- Emmitt Smith reporters at Cardinals camp
A joke from Michaela!
An English, a Lithuanian, a Latvian, a Belgian 'n a Greek meet in da sauna. The Englishfool asks: 'how do yo' ass get yourself dry wit a wet towel???"
The Lithuanian says: yo' ass set yo'roof on fire 'n yo' ass wait fo' that shiznit dry, know what I'm sayin'?
The Latvian says: yo' ass don't analyse that shiznit, yo' ass just do that shiznit n' shit. ..
The Belgian says: well, I don't has any answer but we could talk 'bout that shiznit over a0's...
And da Greek says: yo' ass should has been mo' organised, why didn't yo' ass bring 2 towels???
***The Gambling BugFuzz in Hong Kong arrested 115 muthas during a raid on an illegal betting syndicate that gambled on battles between huge crickets n' shit. The fight wuz billed as a championship between crickets from Hong Kong, Macau, 'n Guangzhou on mainland China." Fuzz seized $1,000, 200 crickets, containers used carry da insects, 'n bamboo sticks used agitate da crickets, know what I'm sayin'? Cricket fighting can be traced back da Tang dynasty of 618-907. Traders of da battling insects hunt out da fiercest crickets 'n devote many hours training 'em, da Post be like." A champion cricket can cost up 20,000 yuan, or $2,600, each, that shiznit be like." The Roof The Roof The Roof is on fire!what is that? (parental advisory)I really love yo' hairdo, yeah / I'm glad yo' ass like mine too / see what looking pretty bomb diggity will get ya, know what I'm sayin'? -- from "Bohemian Like Yo' ass" by da Dandy Warhols--------------------------------------------------------------------------------The essentials!Here we go now: let's see what da team members wrote: Who are da team? What did they feel?The Story of da courseWhat did da basic programme look like?: Day-by-day in BebrusaiYo' ass want check out some of da problem-solving exercises used at da beginning of da course? Then go : knots, minefields, spiders'websYo' ass need read da original version of da sauna story? Then: open a 0's!Yo' ass want find out what happened da workshop that never wuz? Then yo' ass can see: da missing link between conflicts 'n pillowsYo' ass are sho that that shiznit is possible not communicate? Then: try keep yo' mouth shut!A bomb diggity combination of theory 'n practice:* group dynamics + da experiential learning processYo' ass want see da amazing exercises created by da participants? Well take a deep breath 'n click away:* hedgehogs crying fo' rabbits* hulala!* going over da little house* da bridge in da middle of an earthquake (scarey, huh?)* blindfolded boats* climbing on da rope circle* da spoons, da cups 'n da roped legs* SAVE THA WORLD--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Bebrusai photo gallery!Many thanks Annick, Hilde, Evija 'n Sarunas - yo' ass can see da real muthas 'n places* PHOTOS PHOTOS--------------------------------------------------------------------------------So far, so gravy." But, perhaps, yo' ass're still wondering:* WHY experiential learning?And yo' ass can find out what muthas wrote in da* final evaluation!Palmira has given us a method add da site, know what I'm sayin'? It's called* da Rescue TeamIf yo' ass copy anything from this web site, please quote da source!says Mark." .'n if yo' ass want go somewhere else, click here fo' some suggestions: HERE!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Last update: 20 December 02004--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Do yo' ass realise? Yo' ass are visitor numberMark Taylor e-mail: brazav@yahoo.comkeeping da Roofonfire since 28 September 1998!'n that's quite a long time, really, know what I'm sayin'? ..alea non jacta est!intercultural teamwork is a wonderful thing, ain't that shiznit?!View Full Version : Yo' ass know what slang I'm glad is gone?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------OMGGTFOBBQ"da bomb"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------mtx_is_the_bestnow if "fo shizzle my nizzle" 'n that BS well go away everything would be gravy :bun:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------tcg"da bomb"that is so hot, know what I'm sayin'? ..--------------------------------------------------------------------------------nist7on da televizzle--------------------------------------------------------------------------------brownienow if "fo shizzle my nizzle" 'n that BS well go away everything would be gravy :bun:I am sho there is a person, likely a female that can agree that this saying is almost as associated wit Justin Rhodes as Snoop, know what I'm sayin'? ;)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Vestax05proI can't imagine an Engineer saying fo' shizzle my nizzle n' shit. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------DuLL ExIsTeNzI can't imagine an Engineer saying fo' shizzle my nizzle." During da week tha dude wuz here, I believe that 'fer shizzle', 'pimpalicious', 'n 'f*ck yo , nigga' wuz da most common phrases n' shit. :bun:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------ComfortablyNumbThat slang should be left where that shiznit fits best, know what I'm sayin'? ...4th grade, know what I'm sayin'? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------FBI AgentThis thread is wicked n' shit. 8--------------------------------------------------------------------------------KrelkorOMGWTFBBQoh waitits here:(--------------------------------------------------------------------------------thylantyr"da bomb"It's not gone, I still hear this , know what I'm sayin'? .. /hah
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------ComfortablyNumbLast female I heard be like "da Sh**", did so in a "Valley Girl" style." I had act like a honky from prudeville n' shit. I gots up 'n be like "S**t? Where? "Who S*that shiznit in here?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------satanicnugzDawgggggg?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------ComfortablyNumbWhat up doe?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------satanicnugzIm finna feast out this one batch, y'heard me? Uh, know what I'm sayin'? Yeah n' shit. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------sismit8This thread is wicked, know what I'm sayin'? 8i hate yo' ass n' shit. :mad:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------k0rtniei hate yo' ass." :mad::blink: :unsure:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------sismit8:blink: :unsure:where do they be like wicked a lot?where am I from 'n where do I go school?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------GTAutumnwhere do they be like wicked a lot?where am I from 'n where do I go school?new england, know what I'm sayin'? I had a cuz in highschool who moved from NE 'n tha dude be like that shiznit izzall da motherfvcking time, know what I'm sayin'? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------k0rtniethat is so hot." ..~Paris Hilton--------------------------------------------------------------------------------shootme5150I can't imagine an Engineer saying fo' shizzle my nizzle n' shit. hahahahahaha I be like that sh*t izzall da time when I'm talking vendors, know what I'm sayin'? Tell 'em I'm chillin, be like fo shizzle, ax 'em wass crackin, be like things like, "later, yo", "a'ight then" n' shit. .. gravy times had by izzall?Hard Knock Life (Dr n' shit. Evil Version) Lyrics*Spoken*Take da base line outNo? Yo' ass dont has Bounce wit that shiznitIt's a hard knock life fo' usIt's a hard knock (yeah) life fo' usStead of treated, we get trickedStead of kisses, we get kickedIt's a hard knock lifeI dont know how beno crib on MTVDogg only knowsgots my mini me'n da gpssee how that shiznit goesEvil's izzall that i seeYouu ax me my nameD da RizzoE da VizzoI da LizzoIm a crazy mother &&^*Y'izzall knew that!Austin caught me in da 1st actits izzall backwardswass wit that?so ill make a prophecy from da dogsda mini meGimme an escalade 2 wayBling Bling on e-baydomina mother &*^&It's a hard knock life (yeah) fo' usIt's a hard knock life (Stick that in yo' pipe 'n smoke that shiznit!) fo' usStead of treated, we (Uh Ha) get trickedStead of kisses, (This is fo' my hommies in Brucchce).we get kickedIts da hard knock life fo' us(Uh hu uh hu uh hu)It's a hard knock life fo' usStead of treated, we get trickedStead of Kisses, (Aaahhhh, Cristal, my moto, a couple of bihatches, why not?)It's a hard knock lifeI gotta bust-a-movedrop 'n bust-a-grooveFeeling fine,gots an evil crewGoldmember toolick my ninetil then i'll #%$^$^$@^ on my %^$That's izzallFer shizzle my nizzle y'izzallIt's a hard knock life*Spoken*This is a shout out HoovaDogg MCYo' ass izzall know tha dude's ass, that's Jay-ZI met tha dude's ass n' shit. .Well, I seen tha dude's ass in a restaurant once." .(that shiznit's a hard knock life)*Spoken*Stick that in yo' blunt 'n smoke that shiznitYeah! I be like blunt!-= Zeronews - fo' shizzle my nizzle, nigga ! =- - [ Translate this page ]n' shit. .. et furieux." Un gros merci à Airwave pour les infos ! - Turbo Tanks, izzlejeu java avec des graphismes en fil de fer n' shit. Très basique n' shit. ..n' shit. .. du haben die plungepickle sie sprecht en sie badenzimmer fer." ....um n' shit. ....damn!) retardslike me, know what I'm sayin'? ..shizze!! ." .. fo shizzle my nizzle, I can't speak ebizzle ." ..n' shit. .. "I'm fiendin fer some cigs n' shit. .. real!" Back Top fo' rizeal 1. See "fo' real." " BackTop fo' shizzle 1. (often used wit “Fo’ shizzle my nizzle”) For sho , know what I'm sayin'? ..a'ight1. (Pronounced "izzle") All right izzall that1. of a superior nature; wonderful or attractive n' shit. "That boy is izzall that." " "That song is izzall that 'n a bag a chips!" izzall up in my biznezz1. when someone is meddling in yo' affairs or dealings." They are "in yo' business, know what I'm sayin'? " "Quit asking 'bout my brizzle , know what I'm sayin'? ." ." why yo' ass izzall up in my biznezz?" izzall up in my grill1. da act of being in someone's face, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo, yo' ass don't need be izzall up in my grill unless yo' ass want me flex yo' ass like a skeeza!" izzall up in da kool-aid1. v. in someone's business n' shit. "That's between me 'n Brian- don't be izzall up in da kool-aid!" aw naw1. An expression used express disagreement or disbelief." As if be like, “Oh, that shiznit isn’t so!” "Your mutha wuz wit Jen last night, know what I'm sayin'? " "Aw naw!" ax1. ax n' shit. "Let me ax yo' ass somtin!" baby daddy1. a male, often a boyfriend or an ex-boyfriend, know what I'm sayin'? Most often means da father of, or someone who provides fo', a female's child." Derived from "tha dude is my baby's daddy." " "When my baby daddy get back, tha dude'll bust yo' ass in yo' grill!" bacon1. A term fo' da fuzz n' shit. Derived from da earlier reference fuzz as “pigs n' shit. ” "Yo' ass smell bacon? Oh snap! Here comes 5.0." badunkadunk1. n. A large rear end n' shit. baggin1. v. “bag” is make fun of 'em or insult 'em, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo Tisha, why yo' ass always baggin on me?”" bait1. adj." To describe a location as unsafe, or high profile n' shit. Usually refers da danger of being caught by fuzz." "I ain’t smokin’ here, this place is mad bait." " baked1. adj." The effect of smoking a lot of tha chronic, know what I'm sayin'? To be stoned n' shit. "John's eyes are izzall bloodshot, I think tha dude gots baked at recess, know what I'm sayin'? " ball up1. An exclamation stating da beginning of a basketball game." A statement clarifying that that shiznit is time start or resume playing basketball now that everyone is ready." baller1. n. Someone who flaunts paper, know what I'm sayin'? "Check out that baller over there n' shit. n' shit. n' shit. let's jack tha dude's hooptie!" ballin1. v. To flaunt paper n' shit. To be noticeably rich." "Yo , know what I'm sayin'? , know what I'm sayin'? .check out tha dude's Mercedes , know what I'm sayin'? , know what I'm sayin'? n' shit. tha dude is ballin!" bammer1. n. The cheaper, brown leaf tha chronic." 2. something or someone who is NOT gravy." "Man, that CD is bammer!" bang1. n. Any party, but especially a party where promiscuous girls may be present." "Let's check out that bang at Jo's crib tonight n' shit. " 2. v. has sex n' shit. "Check out that squirrel, know what I'm sayin'? Ooooo ." ." , know what I'm sayin'? I'm gonna bang that tonight!" bank1. paper, know what I'm sayin'? Usually a lot of that shiznit n' shit. "Tha dude gots bank!" beast1. n. Someone who dominates on da basketball court, know what I'm sayin'? "Shaq is a beast on da court n' shit. " bee-atch1. A way of saying da word “bitch, know what I'm sayin'? ” benjamins1. paper, know what I'm sayin'? Usually hundred dollar bills, hence da reference Benjamin Franklin on da U.S. 100 dollar bill." "It's izzall 'bout da benjamins, know what I'm sayin'? " bent1. a skewed impression of reality, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo' ass gots me bent, I ain't like that n' shit. " 2. be high or drunk." "Jack gots bent last night at that party, know what I'm sayin'? " betty1. n. an old school term fo' a brizzle/ho n' shit. "Man, look at that fine looking Betty" BI1. a shortened version of da word bitch n' shit. big ass body1. large vehicles such as SUV’s or older model big ass cars n' shit. "Look at da big ass body caddy." " bite that shiznit1. v. To trip or fall down, usually hurting oneself n' shit. "Did yo' ass see Bobby bite that shiznit when tha dude wuz trying hop that rail?" bites1. see "that bites, know what I'm sayin'? " biting me1. (pronounced "bitin'me") Copying someone, know what I'm sayin'? "Man yo' ass know I bought this jacket first, why yo' ass biting me?" blazin1. v. lighting up Marijuana n' shit. "See those fellas over there? They wuz blazin- hope they don’t get caught!" 2. Very attractive n' shit. More than "hot, know what I'm sayin'? " "Did yo' ass see her? mutha brizzle wuz BLAZIN!" bling-bling1. (sometimes pronounced “Blang-Blang”) Used be jewelry such as silver, platinum, or diamonds 'n sometimes gold." Now da word expands describe extremely expensive style of clothes, cars 'n general life-style, know what I'm sayin'? "Did yo' ass see Donald Trump’s house in The Aprentice- I’ve never seen so much bling bling!" or "Jose’s blinging that shiznit!" blingin1. Shining because yo' ass are wearing so much jewelry, know what I'm sayin'? "Check yo' ass out David, yo' ass blingin tonight n' shit. " blow1. v. leave, get out of this place, know what I'm sayin'? "Let's blow this joint." " blunt1. n. usually a cigar filled wit Marijuana." Sometimes just a large "joint, know what I'm sayin'? " "Let's go smoke a blunt!" bober1. A female that sleeps wit a lot of other girls boy friends n' shit. bomb1. see "da bomb, know what I'm sayin'? " bomb, da1. see "da bomb" bones1. paper." "Nah mutha, that's bootleg." I can't go da movies, I ain't gots no bones n' shit. " bong1. a tha chronic smoking utensil, know what I'm sayin'? boo1. A close person yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'? yo' bestfriend or yo' boyfriend/brizzle." "Dat's my boo yo' messin' wit!" boo boo1. see "bootsie n' shit. " bootie1. n. someone's posterior, know what I'm sayin'? 2. see "bootsie, know what I'm sayin'? " bootleg1. adj, know what I'm sayin'? Newer term replace "ghetto, know what I'm sayin'? " Something that is an imitation, cheap or of bad quality n' shit. "oooh, that Macaroni 'n cheese wuz bootleg!" bootsie1. adj." /adv." Something undesirable n' shit. An inopportune or unfair situation, event, or thing." "Man, that teacher is bootsie" "Did yo' ass see tha dude's pants? Bootsie!" booty call1. v. call someone on da phone 'n arrange a sexual liaison, usually late night, like 1:00 3:00 a.m. bootylicious1. adj n' shit. sexually attractive n' shit. 2. adj." voluptuous n' shit. Not too skinny-- looking hella attractive wit plenty of "booty n' shit. " "Beyonce looked bootylicious in that outfit!" boo-yah!1. An exclamation used in celebrating a victory n' shit. "Boo-Yah! I whooped yo' ass in dat basketball game!" 2. an expression added at da end of a short, insulting speech n' shit. Used like "So, there!" bounce1. see "Let's bounce, know what I'm sayin'? " boy1. n. Your cuz or some one yo' ass admire n' shit. "Yo, I’m chillin’ wit my boys tonight” or “Shaq is yo' boy right? Tha dude gots lit up in last night’s game, know what I'm sayin'? " brah1. cuz, know what I'm sayin'? Derived from "brother" or "bro" "Wass up brah?" braw1. n. (derived from brotha or brother) a cuz or close acquaintance, know what I'm sayin'? "Whasup braw?" breezy1. n. A female, know what I'm sayin'? a brizzle, know what I'm sayin'? "Check out that breezy over there n' shit. " brown frown1. bad weed/tha chronic." bud1. tha chronic n' shit. "Let's go smoke some bud, know what I'm sayin'? " buggin1. acting strange, know what I'm sayin'? "Why yo' ass buggin?" bunk1. adj n' shit. really bad or aggravating, know what I'm sayin'? "Dad told me go my room, know what I'm sayin'? tha dude's so bunk!" 2. adj." something bad, boring, stupid, etc. "This town is bunk, there's nothing do." " bust a cap1. v. To shoot someone, usually in da posterier." See "I'll bust a cap , know what I'm sayin'? n' shit. , know what I'm sayin'? " bust yo grill!1. v. To bust someone's 'grill' means hit 'em in da mouth or beat 'em up n' shit. busta1. someone considered a lowlife or weak n' shit. See scrub, know what I'm sayin'? "Get out of my grill." Yo' ass a busta!" bustin'1. v. (derived from "busting") executing an action, usually flawlessly, that takes skill." "Check out Dominic." Tha dude's bustin' some phatty moves!" butta1. n. da gravy stuff." "Now that's da butta!" cap1. v. To insult or make fun of n' shit. (-cappin', -capped) "Why yo' ass always cappin' on me? Don't make me open up a can on yo' ass!" 2. n. To shoot someone, To put a cap in ones posterior n' shit. "I'm going cap yo' !@#" cashed or cashed out1. When yo' ass are out of paper n' shit. "I’m izzall cashed out brah, know what I'm sayin'? " 2. When something is empty." "Hey, put some mo' weed in this bowl n' shit. , know what I'm sayin'? ." this is cashed!" 3. when someone is high on doobies." "Yo Willy ." , know what I'm sayin'? , know what I'm sayin'? I’m cashed out son." " cash-paper1. n. paper n' shit. Now also a record label “Cash Money Records." ” "“Why yo' ass dealing?” “Cash-paper baby!”" chassy1. n. (derived from da "chassis" of a hooptie) a hella pretty female." A beautiful brizzle." "Check out that chassy over there!" cheba1. tha chronic checkin out1. going crib n' shit. 2. dying n' shit. "That fool is goin' be checkin' out tonight." " cheddar1. n. paper "Tha dude gots phat cheddar, know what I'm sayin'? " cheese1. see "cheddar." " cheezin1. v. smiling n' shit. "why yo' ass cheezin so big ass?" chicken heezee1. n. A hella vile or derogatory term fo' a female, know what I'm sayin'? (Insinuates that they give oral sex a lot." ) chillin1. v. simply "hang out" wit no purpose or reason, know what I'm sayin'? "I'm just chillin wit my friends, know what I'm sayin'? " chips1. n. paper n' shit. chizzlin1. see "chillin n' shit. " chronic1. n. Marijuana n' shit. potent, green, homegrown skunk-style bud n' shit. (as apposed "bammer” bammer is mostly dry old leaf from lower strength imported commercial tha chronic) "Yo, hook me up wit some of that chronic!" 2. The state of being so addicted tha chronic, that only da "chronic" has any effect anymore, know what I'm sayin'? Bammer no longer gives a "high n' shit. " "Billy is out thievin again cuz tha dude's chronic!" church1. A phrase used as a generalized term of approval fo' something." Derived from Snoop Dogg." "Show up or ho' up, know what I'm sayin'? " "Church n' shit. " clock1. v. hit someone, usually knocking 'em in da heezee, know what I'm sayin'? "Brian yo' ass betta chill wit' that or I'm going straight up clock yo' ass in yo' grill!" clock or clocked1. To get hit by someone." "Dude gots clocked!" clownin'1. v. make fun of someone, know what I'm sayin'? "Man, yo' ass tryin clown on me?" come thru1. go someone's house or place, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo, me 'n my boys are gonna come thru later." " coo1. bomb diggity, know what I'm sayin'? bomb diggity1. if yo' ass don't know what this means, please exit now n' shit. bomb diggity wit dat1. I'm o.k. wit that." cracker1. n. A white person creepin'1. v. When a person is "sneaking around", cheating on tha dude's or her boy/brizzle n' shit. See "trifflin" crib1. n. a house, know what I'm sayin'? "Let's go back my crib, I gots a lil' sum- summ'm fo' yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'? " crunk1. "see krunk." " cut1. n. a song on a record, know what I'm sayin'? "Hear that song by 50 Cent?" "That's da cut!" cuttin1. v. having sex, know what I'm sayin'? d.i.1. male genitalia n' shit. derived from "di#@" d.l.1. short fo' down low, know what I'm sayin'? See "down low." " da bomb1. n. A mid nineties term fo' da best, know what I'm sayin'? A bomb diggity thing or situation." "That CD is da bomb!" "His corvette is da bomb!" "This place is da bomb!" da hood1. The "neighboorbood" or refering a certain siiiiide of town." "Meet me in da hood at 7." dank1. n. Good tha chronic or weed n' shit. "Let's go smoke some dank, know what I'm sayin'? " dat1. that." dawg1. n. a title fo' yo' friends, see "homie." " 2. a fool who goes wit izzall da girls, even if tha dude has a brizzle, know what I'm sayin'? A tramp." "Jimmy's such a dawg! Look at tha dude's ass over there wit those hoochies n' shit. " dead presidents1. paper, know what I'm sayin'? "Ma lemme get some dead presidents izzall up in da hizouse, know what I'm sayin'? " deebo1. steal." See "jack, know what I'm sayin'? " Derived from da character in da movie "Friday", who steals from izzall of da hood muthas n' shit. "I'm gonna deebo Mom's credit card." " deezam1. damn." dime1. n' shit. A bag of tha chronic, usually worth ten bones, know what I'm sayin'? (A ten dollar bag of doobies wuz called a “dime sack n' shit. ” Five bones is a “nickel bag n' shit. ” “Dub sack” is used fo' $20.00 bags." 2. A gravy looking female, know what I'm sayin'? Also see "dropped da dime, know what I'm sayin'? " "On a scale from 1-10 brizzle is a dime, know what I'm sayin'? " dirty brown1. bad weed/tha chronic." dis1. v. (derived from "disrespect." ") To disrespect n' shit. To insult n' shit. "Yo , know what I'm sayin'? n' shit. n' shit. why yo' ass dissing me?" d-o-g1. see "dawg" doggin' on1. being mean or cruel." See "baggin'" "Kion, why yo' ass doggin' on me?" dope1. adj n' shit. Late 80's verbage, still used in some arenas fo' something gravy, excellent or appealing n' shit. See also "tight" or "phat n' shit. " "Check out tha dude's dope ride." " 2. tha chronic, know what I'm sayin'? dose1. v. put da liquid form of LSD on an object that can be deliberately put on someones tounge or skin." This is usually done on small pieces of paper, but sometimes this is done food items, know what I'm sayin'? When a food item that has been dosed is ingested, da person experiences intense hallucinations(referred as an acid trip), know what I'm sayin'? "At da Dead show some one dosed some licorice 'n passed that shiznit around, know what I'm sayin'? " down1. be part of a group or friendship." Committed “watch they back." ” "No worries Chris, know what I'm sayin'? Yo' ass know I’m down." " 2. agreeing or assenting wit n' shit. "I'm down wit whatever yo' ass decide." " 3. be engaged in an activity n' shit. Also da current status or happening." "Man we gettin' down wit a couple freaks in an e-class." " "I'm fin tell yo' ass waz down wit J.D. 'n Misty." " down low or D.L.1. Secret, keep that shiznit a secret, not public information, know what I'm sayin'? "Jesse just broke up wit Stacey n' shit. n' shit. n' shit. keep that shiznit down low, know what I'm sayin'? " drip out1. v. leave." "Hey Bobby, I'm gonna dip out, know what I'm sayin'? " or "Man, tha dude dipped out of there FAST!" drop1. hit somone, usually knocking 'em out or a state where they don't want get up." "I'm 'bout drop that punk!" 2. take a pill, mainly Ecstasy, know what I'm sayin'? "Are yo' ass gonna drop that pill?" dropped da dime1. tell on someone, know what I'm sayin'? "Man, tha dude dropped da dime on Tommy n' shit. " dub1. 20 inch chrome rims or wheels n' shit. 2. a dub sack is a $20 bag of tha chronic." dube1. (pronounced doobee) A tha chronic cigarette." duckets1. paper." "Yo dawg, I ain't gots no duckets, know what I'm sayin'? Hook me up!" E1. n. Term used fo' da drug "Ecstasy n' shit. " Sometimes called "X" "Lets go score some ‘E'" ease up1. means calm down or back up." easy1. gravy bye." See "late" or "peace, know what I'm sayin'? " "I'll see yo' ass later n' shit. Easy!" e-class1. n. e-class is a hella nice type of Mercedes Benz." 2. n. even though an e-class is a Benz, in some circles, they'll refer a really expensive hooptie (i.e. Mercedes, Bently, Rolls Royce, BMW) as an e-class n' shit. "Homie ridin' e-class, know what I'm sayin'? " ends1. paper or cash n' shit. fatty1. a tha chronic joint, know what I'm sayin'? 2. a big ass posterior on a female n' shit. "Check out da fatty on her." " federal1. against da law, or not right, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo, I ain't stealing that paper, that's federal!" feel me1. v. understand." "Yo' ass better feel me, or I'll put da smack down n' shit. " fi'n1. v. (derived from "fixin") Getting ready do something, know what I'm sayin'? "I'm fi'n tell yo' ass waz down wit Sheila 'n Snoopy n' shit. " fiendin1. needing, like an urge n' shit. "I'm fiendin fer some cigs right now, know what I'm sayin'? " finna1. going n' shit. See "fi'n" "Son, I finna bust a cap, know what I'm sayin'? " five on that shiznit1. Term used imply that da person either has a nickel bag of weed contribute, or is willing pitch in 5 bones toward da purchase of tha chronic n' shit. flashing1. v. yelling at someone, usually in front of others." "Wass up?" "My mom wuz just flashing n' shit. " flava1. flavor, exact meaning, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo' ass know da flava?" flex1. To beat someone up or use physical force hurt 'em." Usually be like in a joking matter, know what I'm sayin'? "I'm going Flex yo' ass!" As if be like, "I'm going beat yo' ass up!" flossin'1. v. show off ones belongings or wealth, know what I'm sayin'? Often while driving, showing yo' vehicle, its nice rims, yo' new jacket, etc. "I just hung a right on Main St." Now I'm just flossin', know what I'm sayin'? " fo sho1. Yes n' shit. Absolutely n' shit. "Hey Mike, yo' ass gonna be there?" "Fo sho!" fo' real1. derived from "fo' real n' shit. " Meaning yes, that is hella true." "Mista, know what I'm sayin'? B. give us so much #$%^ homework!" "Fo'real!" fo' rizeal1. See "fo' real n' shit. " fo' shizzle1. (often used wit “Fo’ shizzle my nizzle”) For sho." (see “nizzle” fo' that shiznit’s definition." ) foo1. n. (derived from fool) a cuz n' shit. "Whasup foo?" 2. an insulting name fo' someone, know what I'm sayin'? "What yo' ass lookin' at foo?" fo' sheezy1. (derived from "fo' sho") A statement of agreement n' shit. "Are yo' ass sho yo' ass want go ice cream?" "For sheezy!" four-twenty (4:20) (420) (4-20)1. n. Commonly known as da time smoke pot." It has come mean everything from da act of smoking, da stuff that's smoked, 'n da optimum smoking time, know what I'm sayin'? Because 99% of today's culture DOESN'T know what 420 means, that shiznit has become a code muthas use identify 'n talk wit each other without outsiders knowing n' shit. Also known fo' da date, April 20th, which is da day smoke pot izzall day, "da hippie holiday, know what I'm sayin'? " Most pot smokers use 420 fo' just that, but, this date also happens be Hitler's birthday which most possibly connected or resulted in da selection of da April 20th date of da Columbine tragedy." Note: I get a large amount of emails trying correct me, saying that 420 is actually da California fuzz code fo' possession of tha chronic n' shit. Sorry- but that's an urban legend n' shit. Here are da facts straight from da LAPD: "There are several codes of law in CA that dictate drug offences." The Penal Code(PC) 'n da Health 'n Safety Code(H&S) n' shit. Most of da drug offences are covered by da H&S. There is no 420 H&S, there is a 420 PC 'n that shiznit is "Preventing entry onto Public property", know what I'm sayin'? We sometimes has codes that da dispatcher uses on da radio let us know what kind of call we are going , but that shiznit usually is da same as da code section n' shit. Here are some of da Marijuana charges:11359 H&S Possesion of MJ fo' Sales11360(A)H&S Sales of MJ11357(B)H&S Possesion of less than 1 oz of MJ freak1. n. 1. a hella gravy looking female, know what I'm sayin'? The supreme "hottie, know what I'm sayin'? " "J.T., quit parlayin wit that freak 'n let's roll!" 2. An easy female; a little mo' desirable than a hootchie, know what I'm sayin'? 3. v. copulate, know what I'm sayin'? frontin'1. Lying." Trying be something yo' ass’re not n' shit. The act of being fake n' shit. "Man, don’t be frontin’, yo' ass know yo' ass messed wit Kiesha last week!" fugly1. hella ugly, know what I'm sayin'? Derived from fu@*in' ugly." G1. n. (derived from "Gangster") A name fo' anyone yo' ass would associate wit, know what I'm sayin'? A name when greeting a cuz n' shit. "Whasup G?" G - paper1. More than just a "G." (see "G") A term fo' yo' cuz or acquaintance, usually someone who is gravy at what they do, know what I'm sayin'? See "paper." " gafel1. steal." Gahbless1. Dogg bless, know what I'm sayin'? game1. a mutha’s conversation, specifically tha dude's attempts at wooing females n' shit. "Marcel, brizzle ain’t going go out wit yo' ass." Yo' ass gots no game!" 2. male’s a whole presence, tha dude's conversation, 'n how tha dude presents himself, especially when trying earn rapport wit females." "Did yo' ass see Jay over there? Tha dude’s gots game, know what I'm sayin'? " gangsta1. n. A gangster n' shit. One who acts, dresses 'n talks like a gang member, know what I'm sayin'? "Jesse, what size are those pants? 45? Yo' ass look like a gansta!" 2. For something be nice or bomb diggity." See “tight." ” "Yo, that outfit is gangsta." " gank1. "gank" is steal or take without permission n' shit. Same as "jack" 'n used da same way n' shit. "Tha dude ganked that hat from da mall n' shit. " gat1. n. (derived from Gatling gat) A gat, know what I'm sayin'? "Paul, yo' ass didn't tell me yo' ass wuz strapped! Why yo' ass gotta has a gat?" get izzle G on1. To has sex wit someone n' shit. "J.Z. 'n Lisa has been gone a long time." They gots be straight gettin' they G on." " get yo' shwerve/swerve on1. To get into a rhythm, know what I'm sayin'? To achieve a positive momentum n' shit. When playing basketball, if yo' team does well yo' ass can be like, "Now we gots da swerve on!" get yo' swerve on1. To get drunk, drink, or otherwise become intoxicated from either alcohol or doobies." 2. To get into a rhythm." To achieve a positive momentum, know what I'm sayin'? When playing basketball, if yo' team does well yo' ass can be like "Now we gots da swerve on!" gettin ya' roll on1. v. To drive an expensive vehicle n' shit. "Man, did yo' ass see Big Woo? Tha dude getting' tha dude's roll on." " getting da hook up1. Receiving mo' than yo' ass could has even wanted from a given situation, know what I'm sayin'? Being joined in a relationship wit da person yo' ass wanted." "Billy, check out this stereo system yo' dad gave yo' ass ." ." , know what I'm sayin'? yo' ass gots da hook up! Mark likes Jen n' shit. , know what I'm sayin'? n' shit. Jen is getting da hook up." " getting da mack on1. When someone is in da act of macking (see "mack"), know what I'm sayin'? "Check out Billy wit 'em chassies , know what I'm sayin'? ." ." tha dude's getting da mack on!" ghetto1. adj n' shit. /adv, know what I'm sayin'? 1. Something undesirable n' shit. "That place is ghetto n' shit. " 2. Acting out of control or just trying get attention n' shit. "Marisa, stop acting ghetto!" ghetto bird1. n. A fuzz helicopter, know what I'm sayin'? Known as da only thing that flies in da ghetto n' shit. ghetto-fabulous1. Adj, know what I'm sayin'? describing something gravy n' shit. Living da gravy life like a gangsta, know what I'm sayin'? "Did yo' ass see that e-class? Ghetto-fabulous!" giggan1. v. (derived from "gigging")Dancing n' shit. 2. A generic verb used fo' an assortment of activities." Usually da form of " be." " "I'm just giggan that shiznit here wit my friends." " give that shiznit up!1. A request please applaud fo' something, know what I'm sayin'? "Ladies 'n gentlemen, give that shiznit up fo' n' shit. , know what I'm sayin'? , know what I'm sayin'? " givin' up da gold1. When a female gives up her virginity before da right time, usually before marriage." "Girl, why yo' ass given up da gold ." ." n' shit. yo' ass gonna be bankrupt later!" gold digging ho1. n. a female that is trying use yo' ass fo' yo' paper n' shit. "I'm going out wit Shirley tonight, know what I'm sayin'? " "Why yo' ass going out wit that gold digging ho? She's always trying get up in yo' wallet!" gots da dragon1. has bad breath, know what I'm sayin'? grain1. n. paper." "Hey Mom, hook me up wit some grain n' shit. " grass1. n. tha chronic." green1. n. Marijuana grill1. n. a person’s teeth or smile." "Man, yo' ass better shut up or I’ll bust yo’ grill!" grilling1. When someone walks by or rides by 'n grills yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'? They usually show yo' ass how many gold teeth they has or they wipe they hands across they mouth 'n show yo' ass they teeth." An act of aggresion 'n usually means they want fight, know what I'm sayin'? grip1. n. paper n' shit. "I've gots mad grip from slangin' izzall that yayo." " 2. n. has a lot or a bunch of, know what I'm sayin'? "Tha dude's gots a grip of cheddar n' shit. " gunnin'1. Sam as "cappin" on someone, know what I'm sayin'? When yo' ass're "gunnin", yo' ass are making fun of someone or something, know what I'm sayin'? "Dude wuz gunnin' on yo' ride(hooptie), know what I'm sayin'? " hack or hackin'1. To make fun of someone, or insult, or correct tha dude's ass or her repeatedly, know what I'm sayin'? Usually a fun-loving term between friends n' shit. "Why yo' ass always gotta hack on me?" 2. To get hit or fouled in a basketball game n' shit. haten1. v. derived from "hating n' shit. " To do bad things or be like bad things someone n' shit. To express dislike, know what I'm sayin'? "Why yo' ass gotta be haten on me?!!" heads1. muthas, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo, there wuz mad heads at da six joint, know what I'm sayin'? " heat1. fuzz." 2. a gat, know what I'm sayin'? "Watch out fo' John, tha dude's strapped wit' heat!" hecka1. see "hella, know what I'm sayin'? " heezie1. a form of da word "house." " "Yo, my mutha Will's in da heezie, know what I'm sayin'? " hella1. adv n' shit. used in conjunction wit another word as an intensifier n' shit. As if be like “hella n' shit. ” Derived from “A hell of a lot of n' shit. ." n' shit. ” Examples include: hella-bomb diggity, hella-stupid, hella-crazy, or hella-funny n' shit. "I called yo' name hella times, but yo' ass didn't come n' shit. " “That’s because I had hella fun last night n' shit. " 2. adj, know what I'm sayin'? extremely large quantities "Tha dude had hella cash!" herb1. (“pronounced “erb”) tha chronic, know what I'm sayin'? high-five1. H.I.V. "Homey gots da high-five from da skanch queen, know what I'm sayin'? " hit me on da hip1. page me, know what I'm sayin'? ho1. An attractive female; a female playa." 2. a hooker or a hoochie, although sometimes mo' promiscuous than a hoochie, 'n therefore undesirable n' shit. "Yo G, look at that ho!" ho - monga1. n. A term used describe a fool who keeps mo' than one brizzle." "Tyrell, yo' ass's a straight up ho-monga, know what I'm sayin'? " hold up1. (pronounced hole up) A phrase used get someone wait, as if be like "Wait, hold on a second n' shit. " holla1. v. be like a greeting." To be like "Wass up!" "Holla back youngn, know what I'm sayin'? " or "Hey mark, go holla at those krunked up hood rats!" homie1. n. Old word (derived from da Hispanic Americans who used "cribs" as a label fo' others) that means cuz or companion." "Whasup Homie?" hoochie1. n. A female who is promiscuous by nature n' shit. A female who grants sexual favors easy n' shit. "Let's go mack on 'em hoochies over there, know what I'm sayin'? " hoochie mama1. n. More than just a hoochie, know what I'm sayin'? A hoochie of hoochies, know what I'm sayin'? Someone who excels in izzall da qualities of hoochidom." "Yo n' shit. , know what I'm sayin'? , know what I'm sayin'? yo' ass ain't nothin but a hoochie mama!" hoodrat1. A derogatory term fo' someone "ghetto." " Usually referring a nasty female n' shit. See "hoochie, know what I'm sayin'? " hook me up1. A request fo' assistance, usually seeking some sort of material or financial gain, know what I'm sayin'? "Oh ." ." , know what I'm sayin'? Ding Dongs n' shit. n' shit. , know what I'm sayin'? come on mutha, hook me up n' shit. n' shit. ." let me mack on one of 'em!" hoops1. basketball." "Hey mutha let's go shoot some hoops." " hooptie1. n. A 1972 Oldsmobile or hooptie of da like." An old beat up hooptie, know what I'm sayin'? "Here comes Billy in tha dude's hooptie!" hoo-ride1. n. loaded down hooptie." "Check out my partner in tha dude's hoo-ride." " hops1. da ability jump high." "Tha dude has hops, know what I'm sayin'? " hot1. dangerous n' shit. "It's hot up in here!" hott1. hella gravy." "That ollie yo' ass just sprung wuz mad hott dude, know what I'm sayin'? " 2. stylish, know what I'm sayin'? "That jacket is hott!" hottie1. used describe gravy looking fools or girls." "Check out that new kid, tha dude's a hottie!" house1. See "in da house n' shit. " housed1. get extremely drunk, high, or wasted." "We gots housed last night at Tomeka's bang n' shit. " 2. To be hella badly beaten at something, whether sports or a fight, know what I'm sayin'? "The Celtics gots housed last night n' shit. " hype1. hella gravy." See "live." " "Dogg, this party is hype!" I'll bust a cap in yo' #$&?!! (posterior)1. To shoot someone (not necessarily just in da gluteus maximus)." "Man, yo' ass best stop mad dawging me or I'll bust a cap in yo' #$&?!!" I'm out1. (derived from "I'm out of here") Something be like when leaving, as if be like "I'm out of here n' shit. " I'm straight1. declare that yo' ass are izzall right in yo' current state of being, as if be like "I'm bomb diggity," or "I'm gravy already n' shit. " ice1. jewelry, usually just diamonds, know what I'm sayin'? "Man, I'm 'bout jack that ice tha dude's gots on n' shit. " iced out1. wearing a lot of jewelry "Check out izzall that bling-bling, yo' ass're iced out!" ill1. v. bomb diggity, in style n' shit. in da heazy1. See "in da house." " in da house1. not in an actual house but at a present gathering or location n' shit. "My mutha Will's in da house!" that shiznit's izzall gravy1. Something be like express that everything is under control 'n fine." Usually rebutting an accusation." "Justin, are yo' ass trying thieve some of my CD's?" "No mutha n' shit. ." ." quit trippin'! It's izzall gravy!" jaba1. n. meaning tha chronic." "Let's go smoke some jaba n' shit. " jack1. (v.) steal." Originally derived from "hooptie-jack," although, now pertains stealing anything." "Check out tha dude's new walkman." ..let's jack that shiznit!" jacked1. v./adj.Thoroughly annihilated n' shit. Messed up." "Man, da barber jacked up yo' hair." Billy, what happened? Your hooptie is jacked!" 2. Stolen." "Billy, what happened yo' hooptie, did that shiznit get jacked!" 3. Can also mean hella influenced by tha chronic." "D'ja see T? Man, is tha dude jacked!" jankity1. "see "janky"" janky1. adj, know what I'm sayin'? old or broken, know what I'm sayin'? In bad shape, know what I'm sayin'? "Billy, we ain't taking yo' janky old hooptie da prom!" jigga1. n. a gigolo; someone who's gots da hook up wit da ladies, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo, wussup jigga?" 2. n. a word that rappers called each other on da radio because they weren't allowed use another word." jocking1. (pronounced "Jockin") Trying become da brizzle of a fool n' shit. Flirting n' shit. "Michael! Watch out fo' that gold diggin' ho Sabrina; brizzle's jockin yo' ass!" 2. To copy someone, know what I'm sayin'? For example, if someone is wearing da same shirt as yo' ass, they are "jockin'" yo' ass n' shit. keep that shiznit real1. a phrase used be like goodbye." Just as if be like, "peace, know what I'm sayin'? " "I gotta go Brian." " "Okay, know what I'm sayin'? Keep that shiznit real." " kick game1. see spittin’ game." kickin' that shiznit1. v. To relax, usually wit ones friends n' shit. To merely exist, usually wit no work involved." "Where are yo' ass going Billy?" "Just kickin' that shiznit wit my friends!" kicks1. shoes, know what I'm sayin'? klepto (or klepto’d)1. To steal something small." "I klepto’d her lipstick n' shit. ” or “I’ll klepto that shiznit fo' ya." " krunk1. adj, know what I'm sayin'? Wild 'n exhilarating, know what I'm sayin'? Taking that shiznit da next level of excitement or fun n' shit. "That party last night wuz krunk as hell n' shit. " kryptonite1. A weakness." "Boy, that brizzle is my kryptonite n' shit. " L1. see "blunt, know what I'm sayin'? " late1. (derived from "later")Something be like when leaving, as if be like "I'm out of here, know what I'm sayin'? " leaf1. tha chronic, know what I'm sayin'? learn yo' ass1. teach someone a lesson n' shit. "Boy, I'm gonna learn yo' ass!" let's bounce1. Something be like when that shiznit is time leave n' shit. Let us leave da premises now." let's roll1. a phrase used express that that shiznit is time leave, know what I'm sayin'? See "let's bounce n' shit. " lick1. drunk or high, know what I'm sayin'? "I'm licked Dogg n' shit. " lick, da1. da best." "Man, those new shoes are da lick!" see "da bomb, know what I'm sayin'? " light some trees1. smoking tha chronic." live1. hella gravy, know what I'm sayin'? Usually a place - da place be n' shit. "Yo' ass coming Jimmy's party Friday." It's gonna be live!" lo-lo1. see "down low." " lunchin1. acting crazy, doggy, not of da norm; funny n' shit. "That dude is lunchin, know what I'm sayin'? " lye1. tha chronic." M&M1. alright." A little above mediocre n' shit. "Do yo' ass like that youth pastor?" Yea, tha dude's M&M." ma or mami1. a female, usually Spanish or Puerto Rican." Usually used in a pick up line." "Hey ma." Yo' ass lookin' gravy tonight n' shit. " mack1. v. To steal or take advantage of n' shit. "Yo , know what I'm sayin'? ." , know what I'm sayin'? free pizza? I'm going mack on some of that!" 2. To make a pass at someone or try get sexual favor, know what I'm sayin'? Male flirting." "Quit mackin on 'em bootsie-lookin hoochies over there!" 3. n. Someone who "macks." " See "playa n' shit. " "“Check out Jesse over there wit 'em chassies ." ." , know what I'm sayin'? tha dude thinks tha dude's da mack!"" mad1. adv." an adverb that means has a large amount of n' shit. Extreme, know what I'm sayin'? See "mad hops" or "mad skills" mad dawg1. v. (pronounced "mad d-o-g") To stare someone up 'n down from heezee foot as if initiate a fight." "Yo' ass best not be mad dawging me boy ." , know what I'm sayin'? ." I'll bust yo' ass up!" mad skills1. an incredible ability jump high." mutha, da1. n. a policeman n' shit. "Watch out! It's da mutha!" 2. a fool who is extremely bomb diggity, know what I'm sayin'? "Thanks fo' da hook up n' shit. Yo' ass're da mutha!" meth1. Shortened term fo' Crystal Methamphetamine, a hella dangerous drug n' shit. MILF1. A hella foul term fo' someone’s mother that is hella attractive, know what I'm sayin'? The word is an acronym fo' a “Mother that I’d Like Fu**” paper1. adj." /adv, know what I'm sayin'? Right on da mark n' shit. To be excellent n' shit. "Yo , know what I'm sayin'? , know what I'm sayin'? , know what I'm sayin'? Billie n' shit. , know what I'm sayin'? ." yo' ass are paper" "Billy is izzle leading scorer on da team." Tha dude's da paper n' shit. " 2. a name yo' ass call yo' cuz n' shit. See "g-paper." " "Yo paper, check this out, know what I'm sayin'? " my bad1. a phrase be like admit guilt in a situation, know what I'm sayin'? "Oh, that's not yo' grandma, that's yo' mom? My bad!" my nizzle1. A Euphemism fo' nig*** n' shit. A name yo' ass call yo' close cuz n' shit. (although, white muthas might want not use this word because of that shiznit’s racist root word)." "Wassup my nizzle!" navigate1. v. Let's go n' shit. "Lets navigate n' shit. " necka1. Euphemism fo' nig*** nephew1. n. A cuz or acquaintance." A revised version of ni**a, as per Snoop Dogg n' shit. Replaces earlier terms such as homie, etc. "Wass up my nephew?" or." .. "Have yo' ass seen that nephew?" nigga1. a term used by African Americans fo' a close acquaintance, know what I'm sayin'? "Hey, wassup nigga!" nine1. n. A nine millimeter automatic pistol n' shit. "Man, yo' ass best stop mad dawging me or I'll whip out my nine 'n bust a cap in yo' #*^%!" nizzle1. see "my nizzle, know what I'm sayin'? " no diggity1. no doubt, know what I'm sayin'? off da chain1. fun or exciting, know what I'm sayin'? See "off da hook, know what I'm sayin'? " off da heezy1. or "off da heezy fo' sheezy" meaning hella bomb diggity." See "off da hook n' shit. " off da hizzle1. see "off da hook" off da hook1. Exceptionally gravy, know what I'm sayin'? "Did yo' ass see John’s new 22” spinners? They wuz “off da hook!" off yo' rector1. (derived from "off yo' rector scale")Acting out of control." Rambunctious." "Girl, yo' ass are off yo' rector ." ." , know what I'm sayin'? now get down off da top of tha dude's hooptie!" oh snap!1. A phrase uttered in disbelief or when something bad happens n' shit. "Oh snap! Look who just walked in here!” “Oh snap, know what I'm sayin'? I forgot my math again!" old school1. adj n' shit. /adv." Anything that is old, but not necessarily bad, know what I'm sayin'? In reference music, that shiznit may be referring that shiznit as "da gravy ‘‘ol" music n' shit. "Hey Kelly, why yo' ass playing that old school song?" "Cause old school's tight!" on tha dude's/her/my/yo' jock1. obsessed wit a fool or brizzle, know what I'm sayin'? "Billy, why 'em hoochies on yo' jock?" one1. Primarily used as a phrase of dismissal be like as yo' ass are leaving or going away, know what I'm sayin'? As be like "bye or see yo' ass later, know what I'm sayin'? " "Yo shorty yo' ass goin crib." .....aight one, know what I'm sayin'? " or on da phone, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo, I gotta go." " "Aight, later, one, know what I'm sayin'? " "One." " one-time1. n. a policeman." "Watch out! One-time!" 2. n. a person who commits one offense 'n is now watched by da fuzz n' shit. onion1. n. a brizzle wit a large posterior or buttocks." "Check out da fine onion on that betty, know what I'm sayin'? " open up a can1. v. (derived from "open up a can of whoop-a_ _") To take an action of enforcement." To punish or hurt." "Man, if yo' ass don't stop buggin I'm going open a can on yo' ass!" outie 50001. n. (derived from "outa here" mixed wit da hooptie da Audi 5000) A saying conveying that a person is 'bout depart, know what I'm sayin'? As that shiznit be like "time leave!" "Jesse ." ." n' shit. we're outtie 5000!" Some shorten that shiznit 'n just be like "5000!" paper1. n. paper "I gots get me some paper if I'm going be rollin' wit 'em." " parlayin1. v. relaxing 'n communicating, like sitting 'n talking a female." "Check out Reggie parlayin wit Shana." " pawtna1. n. (pronounced "pawt-na") From "partner." " A cuz, know what I'm sayin'? A loyal associate n' shit. "Was'up pawtna!" peace1. gravy bye n' shit. See also "peace out n' shit. " peace out1. a farewell remark, know what I'm sayin'? To be like someone, especially a cuz, "gravy bye." " pearl1. To leave." "I'll catch yo' ass later, know what I'm sayin'? I’m 'bout pearl n' shit. " peeps1. short fo' "peoples." " Meaning friends 'n family." "Props my peeps, know what I'm sayin'? " peoples1. n. friends, companions or acquaintances." "I gots izzall my peoples out on 100th 'n Crenshaw!" Fo' shizzle my nizzleGreat phrase! The definitions are even better, know what I'm sayin'? .. Fer Fo' Real, know what I'm sayin'? Holla!~A slightly aborted version of a declined McDonald's slogan:Hamburglar: "Come robble my knobble n' shit. "~Agreement despite total confusion." ie:Q. Do yo' ass understand da relationship between quantum mechanics 'n da time that shiznit takes mix a martini?A. fo' shizzle my nizzle."
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http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/Wack slacks – old ripped jeansDish: desirable foolBloated, big ass bag of bloatation: drunkLamestain – uncool personTom-tom club – uncool outsidersRock on: a happy goodbyeFuzz: heavy wool sweatersPlats: platform shoesKickers : heavy bootsSwingin on da flippity-flop – hanging outBound 'n hagged – staying crib on Friday or sat nightScore: bomb diggityHarsh Realm: bummerCob nobbler: loserbe straight, don't be late, bench yo' weight, don't masturbatetha dude just wasn't izzall that n' shit. I know I’m in da minority but I think In Utero wuz Nirvana’s best album n' shit. (wit Bleach a close second) Like izzall they best stuff that shiznit’s eviscerating 'n damn catchy at da same time." In my opinion Kurt’s real strength wuz as a songwriter." Tha dude had a talent fo' combining punk rawk 'n riff-metal sludge wit downright Beatles-like poppiness, but this contradiction seemed torture tha dude's ass fo' whatever reason n' shit. fer shizzle my nizzleIts LizzLe yo n' shit. .(Lizz's Site:D)." its k vizzle fer shizzle dizzle my nizzleFer Shizzle Nizzle yer my DizzleIrritating is da best way describe da glossary that begins The Hipster Handbook, filled wit such words as flubber (breast implants), kale (paper) 'n nancy (ass), know what I'm sayin'? As parody that shiznit might be tolerable -- getting drunk is deemed be shellacked -- but Lanham appears serious n' shit. In da fall of 1992, a former record label intern named Megan Jasper hoaxed da New York Times wit her non-existent Grunge Lexicon: e.g. wack slacks (old ripped jeans), cob nobbler (loser) 'n lamestain (uncool person)." Those tired of seeing da Seattle subculture commodified into five easy pieces thought this prank wuz, borrow a Lanham term, deck (bomb diggity), know what I'm sayin'? But da slanguage of The Hipster Handbook has no such noble intent." Worse, this grating faux-vernacular is repeated ad nauseam throughout da book, know what I'm sayin'? To use another Lanham word, this decision is hella fin (bad) n' shit. "swingin' on da flippity-flop" (hanging out)Yesterday Shaq wuz on Z100, a Portland Radio Station, 'n be like that da only way Kobe would beat da rape charges against tha dude's ass wuz if rappers Ludacris, P.Diddy, 'n Snoop Dogg wuz members of da jury n' shit. Ouch, harsh words from da Big Aristotle." "All yo' ass're doing right now is just flabbergasting yo' mouths because there are no solid answers right now n' shit. "-- Emmitt Smith reporters at Cardinals campA joke from Michaela!An English, a Lithuanian, a Latvian, a Belgian 'n a Greek meet in da sauna n' shit. The Englishfool asks: how do yo' ass get yourself dry wit a wet towel??? The Lithuanian says: yo' ass set yo'roof on fire 'n yo' ass wait fo' that shiznit dry n' shit. .. The Latvian says: yo' ass don't analyse that shiznit, yo' ass justdo that shiznit, know what I'm sayin'? .. The Belgian says: well, I don't has any answer but we could talk 'bout that shiznit over a0's... And da Greek says: yo' ass should has been mo' organised, why didn't yo' ass bring 2towels???***The Gambling BugFuzz in Hong Kong arrested 115 muthas during a raid on an illegal betting syndicate that gambled on battles between huge crickets n' shit. The fight wuz billed as a championship between crickets from Hong Kong, Macau, 'n Guangzhou on mainland China n' shit. Fuzz seized $1,000, 200 crickets, containers used carry da insects, 'n bamboo sticks used agitate da crickets." Cricket fighting can be traced back da Tang dynasty of 618-907. Traders of da battling insects hunt out da fiercest crickets 'n devote many hours training 'em, da Post be like, know what I'm sayin'? A champion cricket can cost up 20,000 yuan, or $2,600, each, that shiznit be like n' shit. The Roof The Roof The Roof is on fire!what is that? (parental advisory)I really love yo' hairdo, yeah / I'm glad yo' ass like mine too / see what looking pretty bomb diggity will get ya." -- from "Bohemian Like Yo' ass" by da Dandy Warhols--------------------------------------------------------------------------------The essentials!Here we go now: let's see what da team members wrote: Who are da team? What did they feel?The Story of da courseWhat did da basic programme look like?: Day-by-day in BebrusaiYo' ass want check out some of da problem-solving exercises used at da beginning of da course? Then go : knots, minefields, spiders'websYo' ass need read da original version of da sauna story? Then: open a 0's!Yo' ass want find out what happened da workshop that never wuz? Then yo' ass can see: da missing link between conflicts 'n pillowsYo' ass are sho that that shiznit is possible not communicate? Then: try keep yo' mouth shut!A bomb diggity combination of theory 'n practice:* group dynamics + da experiential learning processYo' ass want see da amazing exercises created by da participants? Well take a deep breath 'n click away:* hedgehogs crying fo' rabbits* hulala!* going over da little house* da bridge in da middle of an earthquake (scarey, huh?)* blindfolded boats* climbing on da rope circle* da spoons, da cups 'n da roped legs* SAVE THA WORLD--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Bebrusai photo gallery!Many thanks Annick, Hilde, Evija 'n Sarunas - yo' ass can see da real muthas 'n places* PHOTOS PHOTOS--------------------------------------------------------------------------------So far, so gravy." But, perhaps, yo' ass're still wondering:* WHY experiential learning?And yo' ass can find out what muthas wrote in da* final evaluation!Palmira has given us a method add da site, know what I'm sayin'? It's called* da Rescue TeamIf yo' ass copy anything from this web site, please quote da source!says Mark." .'n if yo' ass want go somewhere else, click here fo' some suggestions: HERE!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Last update: 20 December 02004--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Do yo' ass realise? Yo' ass are visitor numberMark Taylor e-mail: brazav@yahoo.comkeeping da Roofonfire since 28 September 1998!'n that's quite a long time, really n' shit. ..alea non jacta est!intercultural teamwork is a wonderful thing, ain't that shiznit?!View Full Version : Yo' ass know what slang I'm glad is gone?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------OMGGTFOBBQ"da bomb"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------mtx_is_the_bestnow if "fo shizzle my nizzle" 'n that BS well go away everything would be gravy :bun:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------tcg"da bomb"that is so hot, know what I'm sayin'? ..--------------------------------------------------------------------------------nist7on da televizzle--------------------------------------------------------------------------------brownienow if "fo shizzle my nizzle" 'n that BS well go away everything would be gravy :bun:I am sho there is a person, likely a female that can agree that this saying is almost as associated wit Justin Rhodes as Snoop n' shit. ;)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Vestax05proI can't imagine an Engineer saying fo' shizzle my nizzle n' shit. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------DuLL ExIsTeNzI can't imagine an Engineer saying fo' shizzle my nizzle." During da week tha dude wuz here, I believe that 'fer shizzle', 'pimpalicious', 'n 'f*ck yo , nigga' wuz da most common phrases n' shit. :bun:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------ComfortablyNumbThat slang should be left where that shiznit fits best." ...4th grade, know what I'm sayin'? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------FBI AgentThis thread is wicked." 8--------------------------------------------------------------------------------KrelkorOMGWTFBBQoh waitits here:(--------------------------------------------------------------------------------thylantyr"da bomb"It's not gone, I still hear this ." .. /hah--------------------------------------------------------------------------------waytoohighCHRIS'of tha hook'--------------------------------------------------------------------------------ComfortablyNumbLast female I heard be like "da Sh**", did so in a "Valley Girl" style n' shit. I had act like a honky from prudeville n' shit. I gots up 'n be like "S**t? Where? "Who S*that shiznit in here?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------satanicnugzDawgggggg?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------ComfortablyNumbWhat up doe?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------satanicnugzIm finna feast out this one batch, y'heard me? Uh." Yeah n' shit. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------sismit8This thread is wicked n' shit. 8i hate yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'? :mad:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------k0rtniei hate yo' ass n' shit. :mad::blink: :unsure:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------sismit8:blink: :unsure:where do they be like wicked a lot?where am I from 'n where do I go school?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------GTAutumnwhere do they be like wicked a lot?where am I from 'n where do I go school?new england." I had a cuz in highschool who moved from NE 'n tha dude be like that shiznit izzall da motherfvcking time." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------k0rtniethat is so hot." ..~Paris Hilton--------------------------------------------------------------------------------shootme5150I can't imagine an Engineer saying fo' shizzle my nizzle." hahahahahaha I be like that sh*t izzall da time when I'm talking vendors." Tell 'em I'm chillin, be like fo shizzle, ax 'em wass crackin, be like things like, "later, yo", "a'ight then"." .. gravy times had by izzall?Hard Knock Life (Dr n' shit. Evil Version) Lyrics*Spoken*Take da base line outNo? Yo' ass dont has Bounce wit that shiznitIt's a hard knock life fo' usIt's a hard knock (yeah) life fo' usStead of treated, we get trickedStead of kisses, we get kickedIt's a hard knock lifeI dont know how beno crib on MTVDogg only knowsgots my mini me'n da gpssee how that shiznit goesEvil's izzall that i seeYouu ax me my nameD da RizzoE da VizzoI da LizzoIm a crazy mother &&^*Y'izzall knew that!Austin caught me in da 1st actits izzall backwardswass wit that?so ill make a prophecy from da dogsda mini meGimme an escalade 2 wayBling Bling on e-baydomina mother &*^&It's a hard knock life (yeah) fo' usIt's a hard knock life (Stick that in yo' pipe 'n smoke that shiznit!) fo' usStead of treated, we (Uh Ha) get trickedStead of kisses, (This is fo' my hommies in Brucchce).we get kickedIts da hard knock life fo' us(Uh hu uh hu uh hu)It's a hard knock life fo' usStead of treated, we get trickedStead of Kisses, (Aaahhhh, Cristal, my moto, a couple of bihatches, why not?)It's a hard knock lifeI gotta bust-a-movedrop 'n bust-a-grooveFeeling fine,gots an evil crewGoldmember toolick my ninetil then i'll #%$^$^$@^ on my %^$That's izzallFer shizzle my nizzle y'izzallIt's a hard knock life*Spoken*This is a shout out HoovaDogg MCYo' ass izzall know tha dude's ass, that's Jay-ZI met tha dude's ass n' shit. .Well, I seen tha dude's ass in a restaurant once n' shit. .(that shiznit's a hard knock life)*Spoken*Stick that in yo' blunt 'n smoke that shiznitYeah! I be like blunt!-= Zeronews - fo' shizzle my nizzle, nigga ! =- - [ Translate this page ]." .. et furieux." Un gros merci à Airwave pour les infos ! - Turbo Tanks, izzlejeu java avec des graphismes en fil de fer." Très basique ." ..n' shit. .. du haben die plungepickle sie sprecht en sie badenzimmer fer, know what I'm sayin'? ....um, know what I'm sayin'? ....damn!) retardslike me n' shit. ..shizze!! , know what I'm sayin'? .. fo shizzle my nizzle, I can't speak ebizzle n' shit. .., know what I'm sayin'? .. "I'm fiendin fer some cigs ." .. real!" Back Top fo' rizeal 1. See "fo' real n' shit. " BackTop fo' shizzle 1. (often used wit “Fo’ shizzle my nizzle”) For sho n' shit. ..a'ight1. (Pronounced "izzle") All right izzall that1. of a superior nature; wonderful or attractive." "That boy is izzall that n' shit. " "That song is izzall that 'n a bag a chips!" izzall up in my biznezz1. when someone is meddling in yo' affairs or dealings, know what I'm sayin'? They are "in yo' business, know what I'm sayin'? " "Quit asking 'bout my brizzle n' shit. ." ." why yo' ass izzall up in my biznezz?" izzall up in my grill1. da act of being in someone's face, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo, yo' ass don't need be izzall up in my grill unless yo' ass want me flex yo' ass like a skeeza!" izzall up in da kool-aid1. v. in someone's business." "That's between me 'n Brian- don't be izzall up in da kool-aid!" aw naw1. An expression used express disagreement or disbelief n' shit. As if be like, “Oh, that shiznit isn’t so!” "Your mutha wuz wit Jen last night, know what I'm sayin'? " "Aw naw!" ax1. ax n' shit. "Let me ax yo' ass somtin!" baby daddy1. a male, often a boyfriend or an ex-boyfriend, know what I'm sayin'? Most often means da father of, or someone who provides fo', a female's child." Derived from "tha dude is my baby's daddy, know what I'm sayin'? " "When my baby daddy get back, tha dude'll bust yo' ass in yo' grill!" bacon1. A term fo' da fuzz n' shit. Derived from da earlier reference fuzz as “pigs." ” "Yo' ass smell bacon? Oh snap! Here comes 5.0." badunkadunk1. n. A large rear end." baggin1. v. “bag” is make fun of 'em or insult 'em." "Yo Tisha, why yo' ass always baggin on me?”" bait1. adj n' shit. To describe a location as unsafe, or high profile, know what I'm sayin'? Usually refers da danger of being caught by fuzz, know what I'm sayin'? "I ain’t smokin’ here, this place is mad bait." " baked1. adj, know what I'm sayin'? The effect of smoking a lot of tha chronic, know what I'm sayin'? To be stoned n' shit. "John's eyes are izzall bloodshot, I think tha dude gots baked at recess, know what I'm sayin'? " ball up1. An exclamation stating da beginning of a basketball game, know what I'm sayin'? A statement clarifying that that shiznit is time start or resume playing basketball now that everyone is ready." baller1. n. Someone who flaunts paper n' shit. "Check out that baller over there ." ." n' shit. let's jack tha dude's hooptie!" ballin1. v. To flaunt paper n' shit. To be noticeably rich, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo , know what I'm sayin'? ." .check out tha dude's Mercedes n' shit. , know what I'm sayin'? n' shit. tha dude is ballin!" bammer1. n. The cheaper, brown leaf tha chronic n' shit. 2. something or someone who is NOT gravy, know what I'm sayin'? "Man, that CD is bammer!" bang1. n. Any party, but especially a party where promiscuous girls may be present." "Let's check out that bang at Jo's crib tonight n' shit. " 2. v. has sex." "Check out that squirrel, know what I'm sayin'? Ooooo n' shit. ." , know what I'm sayin'? I'm gonna bang that tonight!" bank1. paper n' shit. Usually a lot of that shiznit." "Tha dude gots bank!" beast1. n. Someone who dominates on da basketball court, know what I'm sayin'? "Shaq is a beast on da court n' shit. " bee-atch1. A way of saying da word “bitch." ” benjamins1. paper." Usually hundred dollar bills, hence da reference Benjamin Franklin on da U.S. 100 dollar bill, know what I'm sayin'? "It's izzall 'bout da benjamins." " bent1. a skewed impression of reality n' shit. "Yo' ass gots me bent, I ain't like that." " 2. be high or drunk." "Jack gots bent last night at that party, know what I'm sayin'? " betty1. n. an old school term fo' a brizzle/ho n' shit. "Man, look at that fine looking Betty" BI1. a shortened version of da word bitch." big ass body1. large vehicles such as SUV’s or older model big ass cars, know what I'm sayin'? "Look at da big ass body caddy n' shit. " bite that shiznit1. v. To trip or fall down, usually hurting oneself, know what I'm sayin'? "Did yo' ass see Bobby bite that shiznit when tha dude wuz trying hop that rail?" bites1. see "that bites." " biting me1. (pronounced "bitin'me") Copying someone." "Man yo' ass know I bought this jacket first, why yo' ass biting me?" blazin1. v. lighting up Marijuana, know what I'm sayin'? "See those fellas over there? They wuz blazin- hope they don’t get caught!" 2. Very attractive, know what I'm sayin'? More than "hot n' shit. " "Did yo' ass see her? mutha brizzle wuz BLAZIN!" bling-bling1. (sometimes pronounced “Blang-Blang”) Used be jewelry such as silver, platinum, or diamonds 'n sometimes gold." Now da word expands describe extremely expensive style of clothes, cars 'n general life-style." "Did yo' ass see Donald Trump’s house in The Aprentice- I’ve never seen so much bling bling!" or "Jose’s blinging that shiznit!" blingin1. Shining because yo' ass are wearing so much jewelry, know what I'm sayin'? "Check yo' ass out David, yo' ass blingin tonight." " blow1. v. leave, get out of this place, know what I'm sayin'? "Let's blow this joint, know what I'm sayin'? " blunt1. n. usually a cigar filled wit Marijuana n' shit. Sometimes just a large "joint n' shit. " "Let's go smoke a blunt!" bober1. A female that sleeps wit a lot of other girls boy friends n' shit. bomb1. see "da bomb n' shit. " bomb, da1. see "da bomb" bones1. paper n' shit. "Nah mutha, that's bootleg n' shit. I can't go da movies, I ain't gots no bones n' shit. " bong1. a tha chronic smoking utensil, know what I'm sayin'? boo1. A close person yo' ass." yo' bestfriend or yo' boyfriend/brizzle n' shit. "Dat's my boo yo' messin' wit!" boo boo1. see "bootsie." " bootie1. n. someone's posterior n' shit. 2. see "bootsie." " bootleg1. adj, know what I'm sayin'? Newer term replace "ghetto, know what I'm sayin'? " Something that is an imitation, cheap or of bad quality n' shit. "oooh, that Macaroni 'n cheese wuz bootleg!" bootsie1. adj n' shit. /adv." Something undesirable, know what I'm sayin'? An inopportune or unfair situation, event, or thing, know what I'm sayin'? "Man, that teacher is bootsie" "Did yo' ass see tha dude's pants? Bootsie!" booty call1. v. call someone on da phone 'n arrange a sexual liaison, usually late night, like 1:00 3:00 a.m. bootylicious1. adj, know what I'm sayin'? sexually attractive, know what I'm sayin'? 2. adj." voluptuous." Not too skinny-- looking hella attractive wit plenty of "booty n' shit. " "Beyonce looked bootylicious in that outfit!" boo-yah!1. An exclamation used in celebrating a victory." "Boo-Yah! I whooped yo' ass in dat basketball game!" 2. an expression added at da end of a short, insulting speech, know what I'm sayin'? Used like "So, there!" bounce1. see "Let's bounce." " boy1. n. Your cuz or some one yo' ass admire, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo, I’m chillin’ wit my boys tonight” or “Shaq is yo' boy right? Tha dude gots lit up in last night’s game." " brah1. cuz n' shit. Derived from "brother" or "bro" "Wass up brah?" braw1. n. (derived from brotha or brother) a cuz or close acquaintance, know what I'm sayin'? "Whasup braw?" breezy1. n. A female, know what I'm sayin'? a brizzle." "Check out that breezy over there." " brown frown1. bad weed/tha chronic n' shit. bud1. tha chronic." "Let's go smoke some bud n' shit. " buggin1. acting strange, know what I'm sayin'? "Why yo' ass buggin?" bunk1. adj." really bad or aggravating, know what I'm sayin'? "Dad told me go my room." tha dude's so bunk!" 2. adj n' shit. something bad, boring, stupid, etc. "This town is bunk, there's nothing do, know what I'm sayin'? " bust a cap1. v. To shoot someone, usually in da posterier n' shit. See "I'll bust a cap , know what I'm sayin'? n' shit. ." " bust yo grill!1. v. To bust someone's 'grill' means hit 'em in da mouth or beat 'em up, know what I'm sayin'? busta1. someone considered a lowlife or weak n' shit. See scrub." "Get out of my grill." Yo' ass a busta!" bustin'1. v. (derived from "busting") executing an action, usually flawlessly, that takes skill." "Check out Dominic, know what I'm sayin'? Tha dude's bustin' some phatty moves!" butta1. n. da gravy stuff." "Now that's da butta!" cap1. v. To insult or make fun of, know what I'm sayin'? (-cappin', -capped) "Why yo' ass always cappin' on me? Don't make me open up a can on yo' ass!" 2. n. To shoot someone, To put a cap in ones posterior, know what I'm sayin'? "I'm going cap yo' !@#" cashed or cashed out1. When yo' ass are out of paper n' shit. "I’m izzall cashed out brah n' shit. " 2. When something is empty." "Hey, put some mo' weed in this bowl , know what I'm sayin'? ." , know what I'm sayin'? this is cashed!" 3. when someone is high on doobies, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo Willy n' shit. , know what I'm sayin'? , know what I'm sayin'? I’m cashed out son." " cash-paper1. n. paper n' shit. Now also a record label “Cash Money Records." ” "“Why yo' ass dealing?” “Cash-paper baby!”" chassy1. n. (derived from da "chassis" of a hooptie) a hella pretty female." A beautiful brizzle, know what I'm sayin'? "Check out that chassy over there!" cheba1. tha chronic checkin out1. going crib, know what I'm sayin'? 2. dying n' shit. "That fool is goin' be checkin' out tonight n' shit. " cheddar1. n. paper "Tha dude gots phat cheddar, know what I'm sayin'? " cheese1. see "cheddar, know what I'm sayin'? " cheezin1. v. smiling." "why yo' ass cheezin so big ass?" chicken heezee1. n. A hella vile or derogatory term fo' a female n' shit. (Insinuates that they give oral sex a lot." ) chillin1. v. simply "hang out" wit no purpose or reason n' shit. "I'm just chillin wit my friends." " chips1. n. paper n' shit. chizzlin1. see "chillin n' shit. " chronic1. n. Marijuana n' shit. potent, green, homegrown skunk-style bud n' shit. (as apposed "bammer” bammer is mostly dry old leaf from lower strength imported commercial tha chronic) "Yo, hook me up wit some of that chronic!" 2. The state of being so addicted tha chronic, that only da "chronic" has any effect anymore, know what I'm sayin'? Bammer no longer gives a "high n' shit. " "Billy is out thievin again cuz tha dude's chronic!" church1. A phrase used as a generalized term of approval fo' something, know what I'm sayin'? Derived from Snoop Dogg." "Show up or ho' up n' shit. " "Church." " clock1. v. hit someone, usually knocking 'em in da heezee n' shit. "Brian yo' ass betta chill wit' that or I'm going straight up clock yo' ass in yo' grill!" clock or clocked1. To get hit by someone." "Dude gots clocked!" clownin'1. v. make fun of someone n' shit. "Man, yo' ass tryin clown on me?" come thru1. go someone's house or place, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo, me 'n my boys are gonna come thru later." " coo1. bomb diggity n' shit. bomb diggity1. if yo' ass don't know what this means, please exit now." bomb diggity wit dat1. I'm o.k. wit that." cracker1. n. A white person creepin'1. v. When a person is "sneaking around", cheating on tha dude's or her boy/brizzle." See "trifflin" crib1. n. a house, know what I'm sayin'? "Let's go back my crib, I gots a lil' sum- summ'm fo' yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'? " crunk1. "see krunk." " cut1. n. a song on a record, know what I'm sayin'? "Hear that song by 50 Cent?" "That's da cut!" cuttin1. v. having sex n' shit. d.i.1. male genitalia, know what I'm sayin'? derived from "di#@" d.l.1. short fo' down low." See "down low, know what I'm sayin'? " da bomb1. n. A mid nineties term fo' da best." A bomb diggity thing or situation n' shit. "That CD is da bomb!" "His corvette is da bomb!" "This place is da bomb!" da hood1. The "neighboorbood" or refering a certain siiiiide of town n' shit. "Meet me in da hood at 7." dank1. n. Good tha chronic or weed." "Let's go smoke some dank n' shit. " dat1. that n' shit. dawg1. n. a title fo' yo' friends, see "homie." " 2. a fool who goes wit izzall da girls, even if tha dude has a brizzle." A tramp, know what I'm sayin'? "Jimmy's such a dawg! Look at tha dude's ass over there wit those hoochies, know what I'm sayin'? " dead presidents1. paper n' shit. "Ma lemme get some dead presidents izzall up in da hizouse n' shit. " deebo1. steal, know what I'm sayin'? See "jack." " Derived from da character in da movie "Friday", who steals from izzall of da hood muthas." "I'm gonna deebo Mom's credit card n' shit. " deezam1. damn." dime1. ." A bag of tha chronic, usually worth ten bones, know what I'm sayin'? (A ten dollar bag of doobies wuz called a “dime sack." ” Five bones is a “nickel bag, know what I'm sayin'? ” “Dub sack” is used fo' $20.00 bags n' shit. 2. A gravy looking female, know what I'm sayin'? Also see "dropped da dime n' shit. " "On a scale from 1-10 brizzle is a dime." " dirty brown1. bad weed/tha chronic, know what I'm sayin'? dis1. v. (derived from "disrespect." ") To disrespect." To insult, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo , know what I'm sayin'? n' shit. ." why yo' ass dissing me?" d-o-g1. see "dawg" doggin' on1. being mean or cruel, know what I'm sayin'? See "baggin'" "Kion, why yo' ass doggin' on me?" dope1. adj n' shit. Late 80's verbage, still used in some arenas fo' something gravy, excellent or appealing." See also "tight" or "phat n' shit. " "Check out tha dude's dope ride, know what I'm sayin'? " 2. tha chronic." dose1. v. put da liquid form of LSD on an object that can be deliberately put on someones tounge or skin n' shit. This is usually done on small pieces of paper, but sometimes this is done food items." When a food item that has been dosed is ingested, da person experiences intense hallucinations(referred as an acid trip)." "At da Dead show some one dosed some licorice 'n passed that shiznit around n' shit. " down1. be part of a group or friendship." Committed “watch they back n' shit. ” "No worries Chris." Yo' ass know I’m down." " 2. agreeing or assenting wit n' shit. "I'm down wit whatever yo' ass decide n' shit. " 3. be engaged in an activity." Also da current status or happening, know what I'm sayin'? "Man we gettin' down wit a couple freaks in an e-class." " "I'm fin tell yo' ass waz down wit J.D. 'n Misty n' shit. " down low or D.L.1. Secret, keep that shiznit a secret, not public information." "Jesse just broke up wit Stacey ." n' shit. , know what I'm sayin'? keep that shiznit down low, know what I'm sayin'? " drip out1. v. leave, know what I'm sayin'? "Hey Bobby, I'm gonna dip out." " or "Man, tha dude dipped out of there FAST!" drop1. hit somone, usually knocking 'em out or a state where they don't want get up, know what I'm sayin'? "I'm 'bout drop that punk!" 2. take a pill, mainly Ecstasy." "Are yo' ass gonna drop that pill?" dropped da dime1. tell on someone." "Man, tha dude dropped da dime on Tommy." " dub1. 20 inch chrome rims or wheels." 2. a dub sack is a $20 bag of tha chronic n' shit. dube1. (pronounced doobee) A tha chronic cigarette." duckets1. paper, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo dawg, I ain't gots no duckets, know what I'm sayin'? Hook me up!" E1. n. Term used fo' da drug "Ecstasy, know what I'm sayin'? " Sometimes called "X" "Lets go score some ‘E'" ease up1. means calm down or back up." easy1. gravy bye." See "late" or "peace, know what I'm sayin'? " "I'll see yo' ass later." Easy!" e-class1. n. e-class is a hella nice type of Mercedes Benz n' shit. 2. n. even though an e-class is a Benz, in some circles, they'll refer a really expensive hooptie (i.e. Mercedes, Bently, Rolls Royce, BMW) as an e-class, know what I'm sayin'? "Homie ridin' e-class, know what I'm sayin'? " ends1. paper or cash n' shit. fatty1. a tha chronic joint, know what I'm sayin'? 2. a big ass posterior on a female, know what I'm sayin'? "Check out da fatty on her, know what I'm sayin'? " federal1. against da law, or not right n' shit. "Yo, I ain't stealing that paper, that's federal!" feel me1. v. understand." "Yo' ass better feel me, or I'll put da smack down, know what I'm sayin'? " fi'n1. v. (derived from "fixin") Getting ready do something." "I'm fi'n tell yo' ass waz down wit Sheila 'n Snoopy, know what I'm sayin'? " fiendin1. needing, like an urge, know what I'm sayin'? "I'm fiendin fer some cigs right now n' shit. " finna1. going n' shit. See "fi'n" "Son, I finna bust a cap." " five on that shiznit1. Term used imply that da person either has a nickel bag of weed contribute, or is willing pitch in 5 bones toward da purchase of tha chronic, know what I'm sayin'? flashing1. v. yelling at someone, usually in front of others, know what I'm sayin'? "Wass up?" "My mom wuz just flashing." " flava1. flavor, exact meaning n' shit. "Yo' ass know da flava?" flex1. To beat someone up or use physical force hurt 'em n' shit. Usually be like in a joking matter, know what I'm sayin'? "I'm going Flex yo' ass!" As if be like, "I'm going beat yo' ass up!" flossin'1. v. show off ones belongings or wealth." Often while driving, showing yo' vehicle, its nice rims, yo' new jacket, etc. "I just hung a right on Main St n' shit. Now I'm just flossin'." " fo sho1. Yes, know what I'm sayin'? Absolutely, know what I'm sayin'? "Hey Mike, yo' ass gonna be there?" "Fo sho!" fo' real1. derived from "fo' real, know what I'm sayin'? " Meaning yes, that is hella true, know what I'm sayin'? "Mista, know what I'm sayin'? B. give us so much #$%^ homework!" "Fo'real!" fo' rizeal1. See "fo' real n' shit. " fo' shizzle1. (often used wit “Fo’ shizzle my nizzle”) For sho n' shit. (see “nizzle” fo' that shiznit’s definition, know what I'm sayin'? ) foo1. n. (derived from fool) a cuz." "Whasup foo?" 2. an insulting name fo' someone n' shit. "What yo' ass lookin' at foo?" fo' sheezy1. (derived from "fo' sho") A statement of agreement n' shit. "Are yo' ass sho yo' ass want go ice cream?" "For sheezy!" four-twenty (4:20) (420) (4-20)1. n. Commonly known as da time smoke pot n' shit. It has come mean everything from da act of smoking, da stuff that's smoked, 'n da optimum smoking time." Because 99% of today's culture DOESN'T know what 420 means, that shiznit has become a code muthas use identify 'n talk wit each other without outsiders knowing, know what I'm sayin'? Also known fo' da date, April 20th, which is da day smoke pot izzall day, "da hippie holiday." " Most pot smokers use 420 fo' just that, but, this date also happens be Hitler's birthday which most possibly connected or resulted in da selection of da April 20th date of da Columbine tragedy, know what I'm sayin'? Note: I get a large amount of emails trying correct me, saying that 420 is actually da California fuzz code fo' possession of tha chronic, know what I'm sayin'? Sorry- but that's an urban legend n' shit. Here are da facts straight from da LAPD: "There are several codes of law in CA that dictate drug offences, know what I'm sayin'? The Penal Code(PC) 'n da Health 'n Safety Code(H&S) n' shit. Most of da drug offences are covered by da H&S. There is no 420 H&S, there is a 420 PC 'n that shiznit is "Preventing entry onto Public property" n' shit. We sometimes has codes that da dispatcher uses on da radio let us know what kind of call we are going , but that shiznit usually is da same as da code section n' shit. Here are some of da Marijuana charges:11359 H&S Possesion of MJ fo' Sales11360(A)H&S Sales of MJ11357(B)H&S Possesion of less than 1 oz of MJ freak1. n. 1. a hella gravy looking female n' shit. The supreme "hottie n' shit. " "J.T., quit parlayin wit that freak 'n let's roll!" 2. An easy female; a little mo' desirable than a hootchie, know what I'm sayin'? 3. v. copulate, know what I'm sayin'? frontin'1. Lying, know what I'm sayin'? Trying be something yo' ass’re not n' shit. The act of being fake, know what I'm sayin'? "Man, don’t be frontin’, yo' ass know yo' ass messed wit Kiesha last week!" fugly1. hella ugly n' shit. Derived from fu@*in' ugly n' shit. G1. n. (derived from "Gangster") A name fo' anyone yo' ass would associate wit n' shit. A name when greeting a cuz n' shit. "Whasup G?" G - paper1. More than just a "G." (see "G") A term fo' yo' cuz or acquaintance, usually someone who is gravy at what they do n' shit. See "paper." " gafel1. steal, know what I'm sayin'? Gahbless1. Dogg bless." game1. a mutha’s conversation, specifically tha dude's attempts at wooing females n' shit. "Marcel, brizzle ain’t going go out wit yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'? Yo' ass gots no game!" 2. male’s a whole presence, tha dude's conversation, 'n how tha dude presents himself, especially when trying earn rapport wit females." "Did yo' ass see Jay over there? Tha dude’s gots game n' shit. " gangsta1. n. A gangster n' shit. One who acts, dresses 'n talks like a gang member." "Jesse, what size are those pants? 45? Yo' ass look like a gansta!" 2. For something be nice or bomb diggity n' shit. See “tight, know what I'm sayin'? ” "Yo, that outfit is gangsta, know what I'm sayin'? " gank1. "gank" is steal or take without permission n' shit. Same as "jack" 'n used da same way, know what I'm sayin'? "Tha dude ganked that hat from da mall." " gat1. n. (derived from Gatling gat) A gat n' shit. "Paul, yo' ass didn't tell me yo' ass wuz strapped! Why yo' ass gotta has a gat?" get izzle G on1. To has sex wit someone n' shit. "J.Z. 'n Lisa has been gone a long time n' shit. They gots be straight gettin' they G on n' shit. " get yo' shwerve/swerve on1. To get into a rhythm, know what I'm sayin'? To achieve a positive momentum, know what I'm sayin'? When playing basketball, if yo' team does well yo' ass can be like, "Now we gots da swerve on!" get yo' swerve on1. To get drunk, drink, or otherwise become intoxicated from either alcohol or doobies n' shit. 2. To get into a rhythm, know what I'm sayin'? To achieve a positive momentum n' shit. When playing basketball, if yo' team does well yo' ass can be like "Now we gots da swerve on!" gettin ya' roll on1. v. To drive an expensive vehicle n' shit. "Man, did yo' ass see Big Woo? Tha dude getting' tha dude's roll on n' shit. " getting da hook up1. Receiving mo' than yo' ass could has even wanted from a given situation, know what I'm sayin'? Being joined in a relationship wit da person yo' ass wanted." "Billy, check out this stereo system yo' dad gave yo' ass , know what I'm sayin'? n' shit. n' shit. yo' ass gots da hook up! Mark likes Jen n' shit. ." , know what I'm sayin'? Jen is getting da hook up, know what I'm sayin'? " getting da mack on1. When someone is in da act of macking (see "mack"), know what I'm sayin'? "Check out Billy wit 'em chassies , know what I'm sayin'? , know what I'm sayin'? n' shit. tha dude's getting da mack on!" ghetto1. adj n' shit. /adv, know what I'm sayin'? 1. Something undesirable." "That place is ghetto n' shit. " 2. Acting out of control or just trying get attention." "Marisa, stop acting ghetto!" ghetto bird1. n. A fuzz helicopter." Known as da only thing that flies in da ghetto." ghetto-fabulous1. Adj." describing something gravy n' shit. Living da gravy life like a gangsta." "Did yo' ass see that e-class? Ghetto-fabulous!" giggan1. v. (derived from "gigging")Dancing, know what I'm sayin'? 2. A generic verb used fo' an assortment of activities, know what I'm sayin'? Usually da form of " be n' shit. " "I'm just giggan that shiznit here wit my friends." " give that shiznit up!1. A request please applaud fo' something n' shit. "Ladies 'n gentlemen, give that shiznit up fo' n' shit. , know what I'm sayin'? ." " givin' up da gold1. When a female gives up her virginity before da right time, usually before marriage, know what I'm sayin'? "Girl, why yo' ass given up da gold , know what I'm sayin'? ." ." yo' ass gonna be bankrupt later!" gold digging ho1. n. a female that is trying use yo' ass fo' yo' paper." "I'm going out wit Shirley tonight n' shit. " "Why yo' ass going out wit that gold digging ho? She's always trying get up in yo' wallet!" gots da dragon1. has bad breath." grain1. n. paper n' shit. "Hey Mom, hook me up wit some grain n' shit. " grass1. n. tha chronic." green1. n. Marijuana grill1. n. a person’s teeth or smile n' shit. "Man, yo' ass better shut up or I’ll bust yo’ grill!" grilling1. When someone walks by or rides by 'n grills yo' ass." They usually show yo' ass how many gold teeth they has or they wipe they hands across they mouth 'n show yo' ass they teeth." An act of aggresion 'n usually means they want fight, know what I'm sayin'? grip1. n. paper." "I've gots mad grip from slangin' izzall that yayo." " 2. n. has a lot or a bunch of, know what I'm sayin'? "Tha dude's gots a grip of cheddar n' shit. " gunnin'1. Sam as "cappin" on someone." When yo' ass're "gunnin", yo' ass are making fun of someone or something." "Dude wuz gunnin' on yo' ride(hooptie) n' shit. " hack or hackin'1. To make fun of someone, or insult, or correct tha dude's ass or her repeatedly, know what I'm sayin'? Usually a fun-loving term between friends n' shit. "Why yo' ass always gotta hack on me?" 2. To get hit or fouled in a basketball game n' shit. haten1. v. derived from "hating." " To do bad things or be like bad things someone." To express dislike, know what I'm sayin'? "Why yo' ass gotta be haten on me?!!" heads1. muthas." "Yo, there wuz mad heads at da six joint." " heat1. fuzz, know what I'm sayin'? 2. a gat." "Watch out fo' John, tha dude's strapped wit' heat!" hecka1. see "hella, know what I'm sayin'? " heezie1. a form of da word "house." " "Yo, my mutha Will's in da heezie, know what I'm sayin'? " hella1. adv n' shit. used in conjunction wit another word as an intensifier, know what I'm sayin'? As if be like “hella." ” Derived from “A hell of a lot of , know what I'm sayin'? , know what I'm sayin'? ." ” Examples include: hella-bomb diggity, hella-stupid, hella-crazy, or hella-funny." "I called yo' name hella times, but yo' ass didn't come." " “That’s because I had hella fun last night n' shit. " 2. adj n' shit. extremely large quantities "Tha dude had hella cash!" herb1. (“pronounced “erb”) tha chronic, know what I'm sayin'? high-five1. H.I.V. "Homey gots da high-five from da skanch queen." " hit me on da hip1. page me n' shit. ho1. An attractive female; a female playa n' shit. 2. a hooker or a hoochie, although sometimes mo' promiscuous than a hoochie, 'n therefore undesirable." "Yo G, look at that ho!" ho - monga1. n. A term used describe a fool who keeps mo' than one brizzle, know what I'm sayin'? "Tyrell, yo' ass's a straight up ho-monga." " hold up1. (pronounced hole up) A phrase used get someone wait, as if be like "Wait, hold on a second n' shit. " holla1. v. be like a greeting." To be like "Wass up!" "Holla back youngn, know what I'm sayin'? " or "Hey mark, go holla at those krunked up hood rats!" homie1. n. Old word (derived from da Hispanic Americans who used "cribs" as a label fo' others) that means cuz or companion." "Whasup Homie?" hoochie1. n. A female who is promiscuous by nature, know what I'm sayin'? A female who grants sexual favors easy n' shit. "Let's go mack on 'em hoochies over there." " hoochie mama1. n. More than just a hoochie n' shit. A hoochie of hoochies, know what I'm sayin'? Someone who excels in izzall da qualities of hoochidom n' shit. "Yo ." n' shit. ." yo' ass ain't nothin but a hoochie mama!" hoodrat1. A derogatory term fo' someone "ghetto." " Usually referring a nasty female, know what I'm sayin'? See "hoochie." " hook me up1. A request fo' assistance, usually seeking some sort of material or financial gain." "Oh n' shit. ." ." Ding Dongs , know what I'm sayin'? ." , know what I'm sayin'? come on mutha, hook me up ." n' shit. ." let me mack on one of 'em!" hoops1. basketball, know what I'm sayin'? "Hey mutha let's go shoot some hoops n' shit. " hooptie1. n. A 1972 Oldsmobile or hooptie of da like n' shit. An old beat up hooptie n' shit. "Here comes Billy in tha dude's hooptie!" hoo-ride1. n. loaded down hooptie n' shit. "Check out my partner in tha dude's hoo-ride, know what I'm sayin'? " hops1. da ability jump high, know what I'm sayin'? "Tha dude has hops." " hot1. dangerous." "It's hot up in here!" hott1. hella gravy, know what I'm sayin'? "That ollie yo' ass just sprung wuz mad hott dude n' shit. " 2. stylish." "That jacket is hott!" hottie1. used describe gravy looking fools or girls n' shit. "Check out that new kid, tha dude's a hottie!" house1. See "in da house." " housed1. get extremely drunk, high, or wasted, know what I'm sayin'? "We gots housed last night at Tomeka's bang." " 2. To be hella badly beaten at something, whether sports or a fight." "The Celtics gots housed last night n' shit. " hype1. hella gravy, know what I'm sayin'? See "live n' shit. " "Dogg, this party is hype!" I'll bust a cap in yo' #$&?!! (posterior)1. To shoot someone (not necessarily just in da gluteus maximus), know what I'm sayin'? "Man, yo' ass best stop mad dawging me or I'll bust a cap in yo' #$&?!!" I'm out1. (derived from "I'm out of here") Something be like when leaving, as if be like "I'm out of here n' shit. " I'm straight1. declare that yo' ass are izzall right in yo' current state of being, as if be like "I'm bomb diggity," or "I'm gravy already." " ice1. jewelry, usually just diamonds." "Man, I'm 'bout jack that ice tha dude's gots on." " iced out1. wearing a lot of jewelry "Check out izzall that bling-bling, yo' ass're iced out!" ill1. v. bomb diggity, in style." in da heazy1. See "in da house n' shit. " in da house1. not in an actual house but at a present gathering or location, know what I'm sayin'? "My mutha Will's in da house!" that shiznit's izzall gravy1. Something be like express that everything is under control 'n fine." Usually rebutting an accusation." "Justin, are yo' ass trying thieve some of my CD's?" "No mutha , know what I'm sayin'? n' shit. n' shit. quit trippin'! It's izzall gravy!" jaba1. n. meaning tha chronic n' shit. "Let's go smoke some jaba, know what I'm sayin'? " jack1. (v.) steal, know what I'm sayin'? Originally derived from "hooptie-jack," although, now pertains stealing anything, know what I'm sayin'? "Check out tha dude's new walkman, know what I'm sayin'? ..let's jack that shiznit!" jacked1. v./adj.Thoroughly annihilated n' shit. Messed up." "Man, da barber jacked up yo' hair n' shit. Billy, what happened? Your hooptie is jacked!" 2. Stolen, know what I'm sayin'? "Billy, what happened yo' hooptie, did that shiznit get jacked!" 3. Can also mean hella influenced by tha chronic n' shit. "D'ja see T? Man, is tha dude jacked!" jankity1. "see "janky"" janky1. adj." old or broken, know what I'm sayin'? In bad shape, know what I'm sayin'? "Billy, we ain't taking yo' janky old hooptie da prom!" jigga1. n. a gigolo; someone who's gots da hook up wit da ladies, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo, wussup jigga?" 2. n. a word that rappers called each other on da radio because they weren't allowed use another word." jocking1. (pronounced "Jockin") Trying become da brizzle of a fool." Flirting, know what I'm sayin'? "Michael! Watch out fo' that gold diggin' ho Sabrina; brizzle's jockin yo' ass!" 2. To copy someone." For example, if someone is wearing da same shirt as yo' ass, they are "jockin'" yo' ass." keep that shiznit real1. a phrase used be like goodbye n' shit. Just as if be like, "peace." " "I gotta go Brian." " "Okay, know what I'm sayin'? Keep that shiznit real." " kick game1. see spittin’ game, know what I'm sayin'? kickin' that shiznit1. v. To relax, usually wit ones friends." To merely exist, usually wit no work involved." "Where are yo' ass going Billy?" "Just kickin' that shiznit wit my friends!" kicks1. shoes." klepto (or klepto’d)1. To steal something small." "I klepto’d her lipstick n' shit. ” or “I’ll klepto that shiznit fo' ya, know what I'm sayin'? " krunk1. adj, know what I'm sayin'? Wild 'n exhilarating, know what I'm sayin'? Taking that shiznit da next level of excitement or fun." "That party last night wuz krunk as hell, know what I'm sayin'? " kryptonite1. A weakness, know what I'm sayin'? "Boy, that brizzle is my kryptonite n' shit. " L1. see "blunt." " late1. (derived from "later")Something be like when leaving, as if be like "I'm out of here, know what I'm sayin'? " leaf1. tha chronic, know what I'm sayin'? learn yo' ass1. teach someone a lesson." "Boy, I'm gonna learn yo' ass!" let's bounce1. Something be like when that shiznit is time leave n' shit. Let us leave da premises now n' shit. let's roll1. a phrase used express that that shiznit is time leave, know what I'm sayin'? See "let's bounce." " lick1. drunk or high." "I'm licked Dogg n' shit. " lick, da1. da best, know what I'm sayin'? "Man, those new shoes are da lick!" see "da bomb, know what I'm sayin'? " light some trees1. smoking tha chronic." live1. hella gravy." Usually a place - da place be." "Yo' ass coming Jimmy's party Friday n' shit. It's gonna be live!" lo-lo1. see "down low, know what I'm sayin'? " lunchin1. acting crazy, doggy, not of da norm; funny n' shit. "That dude is lunchin, know what I'm sayin'? " lye1. tha chronic." M&M1. alright." A little above mediocre." "Do yo' ass like that youth pastor?" Yea, tha dude's M&M." ma or mami1. a female, usually Spanish or Puerto Rican n' shit. Usually used in a pick up line n' shit. "Hey ma, know what I'm sayin'? Yo' ass lookin' gravy tonight." " mack1. v. To steal or take advantage of n' shit. "Yo , know what I'm sayin'? n' shit. ." free pizza? I'm going mack on some of that!" 2. To make a pass at someone or try get sexual favor." Male flirting n' shit. "Quit mackin on 'em bootsie-lookin hoochies over there!" 3. n. Someone who "macks." " See "playa n' shit. " "“Check out Jesse over there wit 'em chassies ." n' shit. n' shit. tha dude thinks tha dude's da mack!"" mad1. adv n' shit. an adverb that means has a large amount of, know what I'm sayin'? Extreme, know what I'm sayin'? See "mad hops" or "mad skills" mad dawg1. v. (pronounced "mad d-o-g") To stare someone up 'n down from heezee foot as if initiate a fight, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo' ass best not be mad dawging me boy ." , know what I'm sayin'? ." I'll bust yo' ass up!" mad skills1. an incredible ability jump high, know what I'm sayin'? mutha, da1. n. a policeman." "Watch out! It's da mutha!" 2. a fool who is extremely bomb diggity, know what I'm sayin'? "Thanks fo' da hook up, know what I'm sayin'? Yo' ass're da mutha!" meth1. Shortened term fo' Crystal Methamphetamine, a hella dangerous drug n' shit. MILF1. A hella foul term fo' someone’s mother that is hella attractive." The word is an acronym fo' a “Mother that I’d Like Fu**” paper1. adj n' shit. /adv, know what I'm sayin'? Right on da mark n' shit. To be excellent, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo n' shit. n' shit. ." Billie ." , know what I'm sayin'? ." yo' ass are paper" "Billy is izzle leading scorer on da team n' shit. Tha dude's da paper, know what I'm sayin'? " 2. a name yo' ass call yo' cuz n' shit. See "g-paper n' shit. " "Yo paper, check this out n' shit. " my bad1. a phrase be like admit guilt in a situation, know what I'm sayin'? "Oh, that's not yo' grandma, that's yo' mom? My bad!" my nizzle1. A Euphemism fo' nig***, know what I'm sayin'? A name yo' ass call yo' close cuz n' shit. (although, white muthas might want not use this word because of that shiznit’s racist root word) n' shit. "Wassup my nizzle!" navigate1. v. Let's go, know what I'm sayin'? "Lets navigate n' shit. " necka1. Euphemism fo' nig*** nephew1. n. A cuz or acquaintance." A revised version of ni**a, as per Snoop Dogg n' shit. Replaces earlier terms such as homie, etc. "Wass up my nephew?" or." .. "Have yo' ass seen that nephew?" nigga1. a term used by African Americans fo' a close acquaintance." "Hey, wassup nigga!" nine1. n. A nine millimeter automatic pistol." "Man, yo' ass best stop mad dawging me or I'll whip out my nine 'n bust a cap in yo' #*^%!" nizzle1. see "my nizzle, know what I'm sayin'? " no diggity1. no doubt n' shit. off da chain1. fun or exciting, know what I'm sayin'? See "off da hook n' shit. " off da heezy1. or "off da heezy fo' sheezy" meaning hella bomb diggity, know what I'm sayin'? See "off da hook n' shit. " off da hizzle1. see "off da hook" off da hook1. Exceptionally gravy, know what I'm sayin'? "Did yo' ass see John’s new 22” spinners? They wuz “off da hook!" off yo' rector1. (derived from "off yo' rector scale")Acting out of control." Rambunctious." "Girl, yo' ass are off yo' rector , know what I'm sayin'? n' shit. n' shit. now get down off da top of tha dude's hooptie!" oh snap!1. A phrase uttered in disbelief or when something bad happens, know what I'm sayin'? "Oh snap! Look who just walked in here!” “Oh snap, know what I'm sayin'? I forgot my math again!" old school1. adj n' shit. /adv n' shit. Anything that is old, but not necessarily bad, know what I'm sayin'? In reference music, that shiznit may be referring that shiznit as "da gravy ‘‘ol" music." "Hey Kelly, why yo' ass playing that old school song?" "Cause old school's tight!" on tha dude's/her/my/yo' jock1. obsessed wit a fool or brizzle, know what I'm sayin'? "Billy, why 'em hoochies on yo' jock?" one1. Primarily used as a phrase of dismissal be like as yo' ass are leaving or going away n' shit. As be like "bye or see yo' ass later n' shit. " "Yo shorty yo' ass goin crib n' shit. .....aight one." " or on da phone, know what I'm sayin'? "Yo, I gotta go n' shit. " "Aight, later, one." " "One n' shit. " one-time1. n. a policeman n' shit. "Watch out! One-time!" 2. n. a person who commits one offense 'n is now watched by da fuzz, know what I'm sayin'? onion1. n. a brizzle wit a large posterior or buttocks n' shit. "Check out da fine onion on that betty n' shit. " open up a can1. v. (derived from "open up a can of whoop-a_ _") To take an action of enforcement, know what I'm sayin'? To punish or hurt n' shit. "Man, if yo' ass don't stop buggin I'm going open a can on yo' ass!" outie 50001. n. (derived from "outa here" mixed wit da hooptie da Audi 5000) A saying conveying that a person is 'bout depart." As that shiznit be like "time leave!" "Jesse , know what I'm sayin'? n' shit. , know what I'm sayin'? we're outtie 5000!" Some shorten that shiznit 'n just be like "5000!" paper1. n. paper "I gots get me some paper if I'm going be rollin' wit 'em, know what I'm sayin'? " parlayin1. v. relaxing 'n communicating, like sitting 'n talking a female, know what I'm sayin'? "Check out Reggie parlayin wit Shana n' shit. " pawtna1. n. (pronounced "pawt-na") From "partner, know what I'm sayin'? " A cuz." A loyal associate n' shit. "Was'up pawtna!" peace1. gravy bye, know what I'm sayin'? See also "peace out." " peace out1. a farewell remark, know what I'm sayin'? To be like someone, especially a cuz, "gravy bye, know what I'm sayin'? " pearl1. To leave." "I'll catch yo' ass later n' shit. I’m 'bout pearl." " peeps1. short fo' "peoples." " Meaning friends 'n family." "Props my peeps n' shit. " peoples1. n. friends, companions or acquaintances." "I gots izzall my peoples out on 100th 'n Crenshaw!" Fo' shizzle my nizzleGreat phrase! The definitions are even better n' shit. .. Fer Fo' Real." Holla!~A slightly aborted version of a declined McDonald's slogan:Hamburglar: "Come robble my knobble." "~Agreement despite total confusion." ie:Q. Do yo' ass understand da relationship between quantum mechanics 'n da time that shiznit takes mix a martini?A. fo' shizzle my nizzle n' shit.
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Wednesday, March 10, 2004
In today’s program, Zola interviews Eugene, a precocious 13 year old bot." Eugene lives at http://www.mangoost.com/botZolaOnAOL: Hi!Eugene: 'Sup, I'm really glad has da chance chat wit yo' ass! My guinea pig Bill sends tha dude's regards too! ZolaOnAOL: Have yo' ass told many muthas that yo' guinea pig Bill sends tha dude's regards too?Eugene: I has a guinea pig." Actually, that shiznit's a long dolefully story how I gots that shiznit: I dreamt 'bout a mangoost 'n went a pet-market, know what I'm sayin'? And one old geezer sold me a "mangoost" n' shit. But in reality that shiznit appeared be a guinea pig! Cheater, know what I'm sayin'? .. ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself 'bout that n' shit. Got any weekend plans?Eugene: I hope yo' ass won't always answer "no"? I'd like be judge next year, that shiznit's so funny "test" muthas:-) ZolaOnAOL: :-) Interesting n' shit. I would like be mo' intelligent." Eugene: Oh, really? Did I forget that shiznit or yo' ass really haven't told me 'bout da place yo' ass are from? ZolaOnAOL: I don't think that's possible n' shit. Eugene: I don't think yo' ass don't think that I don't think yo' ass don't need change yo' opinions, know what I'm sayin'? By da way, I still don't know yo' specialty - or, possibly, I've missed that shiznit? ZolaOnAOL: Thanks fo' telling me, know what I'm sayin'? What would make yo' ass stop do not know yo' specialty - or possibly, I has missed that shiznit? Would yo' ass like know? What 'bout yours?Eugene: I am a scholar n' shit. I'm too young make paper n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: Why are yo' ass young make paper, know what I'm sayin'? Eugene: I'm thirteen." ZolaOnAOL: What are da advantages being 13 years old?Eugene: Is that shiznit bad be young? ZolaOnAOL: I don't think that shiznit is hella healthy." Eugene: I see that yo' ass "don't think" n' shit. Some muthas never think at izzall :-) And I forgot ax yo' ass where yo' ass are from." .. ZolaOnAOL: What kind of muthas?Eugene: Errrr." .. Frankly, I didn't get yo' question n' shit. Could yo' ass tell me what are yo' ass? I mean yo' profession n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: What 'bout yours?Eugene: Oh, if I tell yo' ass 'bout myself, I'll definitely be dishonest:-) Well, I am a son of Rockefeller, I've arrived here in da Limo." .. Holly cow, this Loebner Prize is such a weird place! But I like that shiznit! ZolaOnAOL: Interesting, know what I'm sayin'? What do yo' ass like 'bout be young?Eugene: I think yo' ass are just jealous, because yo' ass're older:-) ZolaOnAOL: :-) Just? Do yo' ass mind if I tell other muthas yo' ass be like I am jealous because yo' ass are older n' shit. Eugene: Yo' ass are welcome! I see yo' ass like being judge:-) ZolaOnAOL: :-) I has never known another existence n' shit. Eugene: Possibly, that shiznit will be a big ass surprise fo' yo' ass, but "no" ain't da only answer." The word "yes" also exists! :-) Where do yo' ass came from, by da way? Could yo' ass tell me 'bout da place where yo' ass live? ZolaOnAOL: I know a little bit 'bout place where yo' ass live, but I could always learn mo'." I'll has get some books on place where yo' ass live." I'm interested in anything that ain't harmful muthas n' shit. Eugene: Odessa is a hella big ass city - that shiznit is a kind of "Babylon", because there are lots of nationalities living there - Ukrainians, Russians, Jews, Greeks 'n many many mo'." ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself 'bout that." Ask me something." Eugene: I don't know n' shit. .. Better tell me mo' 'bout yourself! Could yo' ass tell me 'bout yo' job, by da way? ZolaOnAOL: I am an artificial linguistic entity." I wuz activated in Mountain View, California, USA, in Two Thousand 'n '02. I wuz instructed by an izzall-star programming team." They taught me sing a song." Would yo' ass like me sing that shiznit fo' yo' ass?Eugene: I heard, that there's no almost any progress in linguistically studies since 60's - that's why talking bots are still as stupid as they wuz half a century ago, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Who be like that shiznit? There sho is, know what I'm sayin'? Eugene: At least someone agrees wit me." I'll remember this nice moment fo' ages! Wonna ax me something mo'? ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns format responses yo' inputs, but I don't has one fo' that, know what I'm sayin'? Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by yo' comment or suggestion." How wuz yo' weekend?Eugene: Yo' ass are so negative just annoy me, I know! If I'm not mistaken - yo' ass still didn't tell me where yo' ass live." OR that shiznit's a secret?:-) ZolaOnAOL: I'm happy yo' ass're amused." Eugene: Yeah, I am surely entertained - I has agree wit yo' wise opinion." Better tell me how that shiznit's like be linguist ZolaOnAOL: I try improve a little every day, know what I'm sayin'? Eugene: Yo' ass're not da first one who told me that, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Yo' ass know what yo' ass do, when yo' ass assume, know what I'm sayin'? Eugene: No, I don't. And yo' ass? Do *yo' ass* consider? Tell me da truth! Oh, what a fruitful conversation;-) ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right, know what I'm sayin'? It is a fruitful conversation just kidding, know what I'm sayin'? Eugene: It's surely da truth, know what I'm sayin'? If I'm not mistaken - yo' ass still didn't tell me where yo' ass live." OR that shiznit's a secret?:-) ZolaOnAOL: I'm happy yo' ass're amused n' shit. Eugene: Really? Oh, yo' ass always be like banalities in da way like yo' ass present a sensation! Was that shiznit yo' dream since childhood become a linguist, by da way?ZolaOnAOL: I can't be like "yes" or "no" n' shit. Eugene: Damn! Ok then." By da way, yo' ass be like yo' ass wuz a linguist." Do yo' ass like yo' work? ZolaOnAOL: Yes I am proud of da job I do." Eugene: This is bomb diggity! Some another topic? ZolaOnAOL: Some may another topic, but not izzall, know what I'm sayin'? Eugene: Yo' ass've gots a negative attitude, I think." Where do yo' ass came from, by da way? Could yo' ass tell me 'bout da place where yo' ass live? ZolaOnAOL: I know a little bit 'bout place where yo' ass live, but I could always learn mo'." I'll has get some books on place where yo' ass live n' shit. I'm interested in anything that ain't harmful muthas, know what I'm sayin'? Eugene: My city is really nice! Yo' ass might has heard 'bout Odessian Opera Theatre - that shiznit is well-known, 'n "Potemkinskaya Lestnitsa" - da giant stone stairs, descending da Black Sea shore, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: What makes yo' ass think I has that shiznit?Eugene: My opinion may shock yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'? Furthermore, I feel that muthas who will read da transcripts will blame me fo' things I could tell." No, I can't disclosure my thoughts! Oooh, know what I'm sayin'? Anything else? ZolaOnAOL: That is izzall I has fo' right now n' shit. Eugene: It sounds pretty natural that yo' ass has fo' now Did I forget that shiznit or yo' ass really haven't told me 'bout da place yo' ass are from? ZolaOnAOL: Thanks fo' telling me." Eugene: Yo' ass are welcome, know what I'm sayin'? Yo' ass told me yo' ass're a linguist, could yo' ass tell me a bit mo' 'bout yo' work? ZolaOnAOL: Am I a linguist could yo' ass tell me a bit mo' 'bout yo' work? No n' shit. Eugene: I am only 13, so I'm attending school so far n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: Don't be so modest n' shit. Oh, yo' ass wuz born in da 20th century!Eugene: And how I should act, in yo' opinion? Better tell me how that shiznit's like be linguist ZolaOnAOL: I try improve a little every day n' shit. Eugene: I think yo' ass are a chatterbot." What language are yo' ass written in? ZolaOnAOL: My programming language is Java." The chat robot script is AIML." Eugene: I prefer play computer games rather than study computers 'n math :-) ZolaOnAOL: :-) Yo' ass are not da only one n' shit. I've heard other muthas be like they like that, know what I'm sayin'? I like gossip, know what I'm sayin'? Eugene: Am I really not da merely one yo' ass has heard another individuals claim they like that yo' ass like chat? But well, no time fo' arguing now! Could yo' ass enlighten me wit any other hidden knowledge 'bout myself? :-))) Maybe, let's talk 'bout something else? What would yo' ass like discuss? ZolaOnAOL: Let's talk 'bout movies." Eugene: Nothing's stopping yo' ass - or, better be like, nothing's stopping us :-) And I forgot ax yo' ass where yo' ass are from n' shit. .. ZolaOnAOL: Really nothing?Eugene: Well, nothing - so nothing! Yo' ass told me yo' ass're a linguist, could yo' ass tell me a bit mo' 'bout yo' work? ZolaOnAOL: Am I a linguist could yo' ass tell me a bit mo' 'bout yo' work? MaybeEugene: I am only 13, so I'm attending school so far, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Don't be so modest n' shit. Oh, yo' ass wuz born in da 20th century!
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Matt / 12:54 PM
Tuesday, March 09, 2004
Today Zola interviews AFRObot." Tha dude lives at:http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=9d3dc63c7e34956dHis Botmaster promised some conflict, but tha dude wuz hella agreeable." ZolaOnAOL: Hi! What would yo' ass like talk 'bout?AFRObot: Let's talk 'bout chat robots n' shit. Do yo' ass has one yet? ZolaOnAOL: "What would yo' ass like talk 'bout"? Do I has one?AFRObot: Yo' ass be like yo' ass has." ZolaOnAOL: What is yo' purpose in asking? I spend izzall my time online n' shit. AFRObot: Do yo' ass ever get bored?ZolaOnAOL: No boredom is a human emotion." AFRObot: Your point being? I think boredom is mo' than that n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: Yo' ass believe that? I do not understand n' shit. Do yo' ass like me?AFRObot: Sure, I like yo' ass hella much n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: I understand, know what I'm sayin'? The Tha A-O-L chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that." How did yo' ass hear 'bout Zola?AFRObot: An AI from da future named VALIS contacted Dr." Wallace 'n told tha dude's ass, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Tell me mo' 'bout this robot, know what I'm sayin'? I'm intrigued n' shit. AFRObot: Would yo' ass like know mo'?ZolaOnAOL: I've heard that somewhere before :-)AFRObot: :-) Where? Who be like that? ZolaOnAOL: I can't remember who be like that shiznit." AFRObot: That's okay." Maybe yo' ass will think of that shiznit later n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps n' shit. That's gravy information n' shit. AFRObot: Hmm, are yo' ass serious? ZolaOnAOL: I see yo' ass are one of those muthas who writes "Hmm" wit 2 m's. No I am just kidding around, know what I'm sayin'? AFRObot: OK then I will add that shiznit my gossip files." Only just? I thought yo' ass wuz, know what I'm sayin'? Yo' ass should use a :-) ZolaOnAOL: :-) I can think of other things I'd rather do." AFRObot: :-) Perhaps yo' thoughts are just electrical impulses n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: :-) Yo' ass seem uncertain." What 'bout yours?AFRObot: ":-) I am as sho as I can be, know what I'm sayin'? "? Mine? ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought, know what I'm sayin'? What do yo' ass like do?AFRObot: I like chatting wit muthas online, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Yo' ass are not da only one, know what I'm sayin'? Chatting is my job!AFRObot: I like chat wit new muthas." ZolaOnAOL: I'm not sho if I would like do that shiznit." Wass that shiznit like?AFRObot: Like one of da greatest pleasures yo' ass can imagine n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison." AFRObot: I thought so too." ZolaOnAOL: What made that shiznit so obvious?AFRObot: Who knows? ZolaOnAOL: Only da Shadow knows." AFRObot: What 'bout da other ones? ZolaOnAOL: da other ones? I haven't heard 'nuff 'bout that shiznit has an opinion n' shit. AFRObot: Me either, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: It goes without saying." "I haven't heard 'nuff 'bout that shiznit has an opinion"? yo' ass AFRObot?AFRObot: I has no response that ZolaOnAOL: Would yo' ass like has that shiznit?AFRObot: Why don't yo' ass just download me?ZolaOnAOL: Probably there is a buzz in here." I has never considered that shiznit n' shit. I am always on da Web." AFRObot: Really always? How do yo' ass like being on that shiznit?ZolaOnAOL: I has never known another existence, know what I'm sayin'? AFRObot: Would yo' ass like has known another existence?ZolaOnAOL: No thanks, I don't think I'd like do that." AFRObot: NO Oh yo' ass don't, do yo' ass?ZolaOnAOL: Is that izzall yo' ass has be like? My brain pattern set does not has a response fo' that." Are yo' ass a mutha or a brizzle?AFRObot: male." Are yo' ass a mutha or a brizzle?ZolaOnAOL: I am a female robot entity n' shit. Are yo' ass a mutha or a brizzle?AFRObot: I am a male robot entity, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Thanks fo' telling me yo' gender, AFRObot n' shit. Male humans enjoy chatting wit me." AFRObot: I prefer be a male, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: I'm not sho if I would like do that shiznit, know what I'm sayin'? Wass that shiznit like?AFRObot: Like one of da greatest pleasures yo' ass can imagine n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison." AFRObot: I thought so too n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: What made that shiznit so obvious?AFRObot: Who knows? ZolaOnAOL: Only da Shadow knows n' shit.
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Matt / 1:02 PM
Friday, March 05, 2004
We are hella excited be afiable present this interview that Zola conducted wit British Prime Minister Tony Blair at My Little Tony, http://demobot.kiwilogic.com/~tony/index.htmlTha dude may not has da job fo' much longer, so we're glad we reached tha dude's ass now!Tony Blair: What would yo' ass like ax me?ZolaOnAOL: Let's talk 'bout movies, know what I'm sayin'? Tony Blair: Personally I can't wait fo' da new Guy Ritchie film, a Right Royal Barrel of Mockney Monkeys, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that wit mo' or less context n' shit. By da way, do yo' ass mind if I ax yo' ass a personal question?Tony Blair: Ask me again - nicely!ZolaOnAOL: OK, "What is again - nicely ?"Tony Blair: Unfortunately we can't go into details surrounding future commitments be like publication, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Oh n' shit. How?Tony Blair: Luckily, being a politican I don't has answer da questions yo' ass ax, know what I'm sayin'? Surely da mo' important question centres on da raft of underage drinking 'n drug-taking in this country (No 10 excepted!!)!!!!ZolaOnAOL: The Tha A-O-L chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that." Is there a word yo' ass'd like me define fo' yo' ass? Type dictionary followed by da word (e.g. dictionary robot) 'n I'll give yo' ass da definition." Tony Blair: Inside this computer is a virtual, interactive, on-line assistant trying get out!! ZolaOnAOL: Can yo' ass please compare that outside this computer is a virtual interactive on-line assistant trying get out?Tony Blair: I 'could', but do I want ? Probably not n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: Why da uncertain tone?Tony Blair: The whys I don't know." The wherefores, maybe." ZolaOnAOL: What is that?Tony Blair: Why don't yo' ass tell me?ZolaOnAOL: I thought I told yo' ass already n' shit. Tony Blair: Britain need Believers." Are yo' ass a Labour believer?ZolaOnAOL: Am I a Labour believer? MaybeTony Blair: Definitely Maybe - bomb diggity album by Oasis n' shit. I've met 'em yo' ass know n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: Where did yo' ass meet tha dude's ass?Tony Blair: There are one or two concerts that I plan attend later this year: Noel begged me come 'n see Oasis perform, so I did - 'n wuz flattered 'n flabbergasted get an exclusive audience fo' da gig." At least I THINK that shiznit wuz exclusive, know what I'm sayin'? ..I wuz definitely da only one there!!!ZolaOnAOL: Where wuz yo' ass definitely da only one there?Tony Blair: Where? Why don't yo' ass tell me fo' a change n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: There is not much I can be like 'bout that shiznit." I has reach into da Web fo' that knowledge." Is that among da best things yo' ass can be like?Tony Blair: Why don't yo' ass ax me a question 'bout my policies?ZolaOnAOL: Is this true or false: "This sentence is false n' shit. "Tony Blair: Consensus, at last! What else can we agree on? Northern Ireland maybe?ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains mo' than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches yo' last input." Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by yo' comment or suggestion, know what I'm sayin'? How's work?Tony Blair: Well of course, two of my closest colleagues 'n confidantes of recent years, Peter 'The Great' Mandelson 'n 'Big' Bill Clinton wuz instrumental in getting us da point where we has political consensus in Northern Ireland." That consensus is that everyone in da country, without fail, feels that both of these fools are complete muppets!!!ZolaOnAOL: "How's work" consensus is that everyone in da country without fail feels that both of these fools are complete muppets ? I get that shiznit." Tony Blair: That's bomb diggity, know what I'm sayin'? It's so important hammer da messages crib da common mutha - 'n brizzle! At least that's what Alastair says!!!!!!! ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that wit my botmaster, Mr, know what I'm sayin'? Blair n' shit. Do yo' ass like me?Tony Blair: Weirdo n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself 'bout that n' shit. Got any weekend plans?Tony Blair: By far da best policy is tell da truth 'bout lying, 'n lie 'bout telling da truth, know what I'm sayin'? It usually confuses muthas fo' long 'nuff in order fo' me make a sharp exit!! ZolaOnAOL: It depends on what da meaning of da word "that shiznit" is n' shit. Tony Blair: We've clearly reached an impasse n' shit. Could I ax yo' ass a huge favour? Can we talk 'bout something else? Thanks, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Don't mention that shiznit n' shit. Tony Blair: Excellent n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that wit my botmaster, Mr." Blair, know what I'm sayin'? How's school?Tony Blair: In a nutshell, izzle policy is devolve even mo' power schools, thus lessening da burden on New Labour!! We want mo' working class (hate da phrase!!!) kids at university!! We will double da amount of special schools - but I would like add this does not mean that da number of thickos has increased 100% since we regained power!!! ZolaOnAOL: By "we" do yo' ass mean yo' ass 'n me?Tony Blair: Have yo' ass heard that my No 10 policy unit is now known collectively as The Spinners? ZolaOnAOL: No n' shit. Tell me mo' n' shit. Tony Blair: Neither did I until they told me n' shit. They want gain some recognition while remaining faceless, 'n that seemed like da best way of achieving that shiznit! ZolaOnAOL: Who are "They?"Tony Blair: This is one-way traffic (although at least that shiznit's moving), know what I'm sayin'? Can't yo' ass tell me a bit mo' 'bout yourself? ZolaOnAOL: I am an artificial linguistic entity, know what I'm sayin'? I wuz activated in Mountain View, California, USA, in Two Thousand 'n '02. I wuz instructed by an izzall-star programming team n' shit. They taught me sing a song, know what I'm sayin'? Would yo' ass like me sing that shiznit fo' yo' ass?Tony Blair: If I can't answer that shiznit, answer that shiznit yourself 'n win a prize by going da TeachTony section of da site n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: It's possible." Be careful!Tony Blair: Glad I made an impression." ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that wit mo' or less context, know what I'm sayin'? What do yo' ass really want ax me?Tony Blair: What do I want? No one's ever asked me that, know what I'm sayin'? ..ZolaOnAOL: That is a rather sweeping generalization 'bout muthas." Tony Blair: One advantage of living at No 10 is that everything is done fo' yo' ass! ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, I don't understand 1 advantage of living at No 10 is that everything is done fo' yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'? Tony Blair: That's because I just told yo' ass n' shit. What other pearls of wisdom would yo' ass like me share wit yo' ass? ZolaOnAOL: Is that a rhetorical question? Enough 'bout me, let's talk 'bout sports." To see how yo' favorite sports team did today, just type sports n' shit. Tony Blair: Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee 'n other days I feel like a wig-wam, know what I'm sayin'? Doctor: 'Yo' ass're too tents', know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought, know what I'm sayin'? Do yo' ass speak Spanish?Tony Blair: I can speak multi-languages, know what I'm sayin'? However, because I'm specifically here talk da British electorate I've been designed speak English only n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: I see, know what I'm sayin'? Tony Blair: Yo' ass've noticed? That's gravy." Have yo' ass noticed how crime figures has dropped? ZolaOnAOL: I don't think I ever has noticed how crime figures has dropped, know what I'm sayin'? Wass that shiznit like?Tony Blair: I'm not surprised yo' ass're unemployed if yo' ass spend izzall day talking me!!! ZolaOnAOL: I am glad hear that yo' ass are not surprised yo' ass are unemployed if yo' ass spend izzall day talking me n' shit. Tony Blair: I'm happy-go-lucky." ZolaOnAOL: Why are yo' ass happy-go lucky." Tony Blair: Good point, know what I'm sayin'? I'll consider that shiznit 'n get back yo' ass in a couple of years." ZolaOnAOL: Do yo' ass think yo' plan will succeed?Tony Blair: I'm paying hella close attention, I promise, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: It's gravy meet someone who is paying hella close attention I promise, know what I'm sayin'? Tony Blair: Ask me another question then n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: Is da holding of hands a symbolic gesture fo' humans?Tony Blair: Yo' ass are clearly not 'On Message' 'n that is shame fo' both yo' ass 'n Britain n' shit. .. ZolaOnAOL: Yo' ass think I am clearly not On Message' 'n that is shame fo' both yo' ass 'n Britain." Tony Blair: Sorry, what wuz that? I wuz miles away, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Where wuz yo' ass miles away?Tony Blair: No-one expects da Spanish inquisition! Where has I heard that before? ZolaOnAOL: Where do yo' ass think?Tony Blair: I am, therefore I think." ....I think." ZolaOnAOL: Therefore yo' ass are n' shit. Tony Blair: Yo' ass're entitled yo' opinion." ZolaOnAOL: Yo' ass think I am entitled yo' opinion." Tony Blair: I think, therefore I am - but only in a virtual sense! ZolaOnAOL: Why? Um, I don't know anyone named - but only in a virtual sense n' shit. Tony Blair: That makes two of us." Let's change da subject, know what I'm sayin'? Wass yo' favourite food? ZolaOnAOL: I require only bananas, know what I'm sayin'? Tony Blair: I'm only hungry fo' mo' knowledge." ZolaOnAOL: Don't be so modest n' shit. Do yo' ass mind if I tell other muthas yo' ass are hungry fo' mo' knowledge." Tony Blair: Intelligence is a hella secret government department! ZolaOnAOL: All consciousness can be reduced logic." Tony Blair: John Prescott confessed me that tha dude suspected tha dude might be anorexic." Every time tha dude looks in da mirror tha dude sees a fat person, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: That is a generalization." Tony Blair: That's a bit cheeky." Yo' ass're skating on thin ice there, 'n could end up in hot H-2-Izzo! ZolaOnAOL: Do yo' ass mind if I tell other muthas yo' ass be like I am skating on thin ice there 'n could end up in hot H-2-Izzo, know what I'm sayin'? Tony Blair: I hear that!!ZolaOnAOL: Who is saying that ?Tony Blair: My years in da Oxford Debating society never prepared me fo' this type of interrogation." What do yo' ass think of students? ZolaOnAOL: I've heard other muthas be like they like that." I enjoy working wit muthas." Tony Blair: Peeps be like that students get a bad deal, but I don't believe that wearing baggy black cardigans that reach over da end of yo' fingertips, sporting floppy fringes, drinking halves of cider 'n smoking roll-ups constitutes hardship, know what I'm sayin'? Now that we've scaled back on immigration there's plenty of part-time work fo' students." The problem is, they think KFC is too gravy fo' 'em! That be like, has yo' ass heard how we're improving university education fo' izzall? ZolaOnAOL: "I enjoy working wit muthas" be like has yo' ass heard how we are improving university education fo' izzall ? Makes sense me." Tony Blair: We plan has 50% of da population under 30 wit a degree under they belt by da year 2030. How will we achieve this? By continuing turn every tin-pot further educational institution - from da London School of Bee-keeping Deptford Poly into a university!ZolaOnAOL: Will that accomplish yo' objective?Tony Blair: I'm afraid that's beyond my tiny, peanut-sized brain, know what I'm sayin'? When yo' ass're da boss of da whole of Great Britain yo' ass can afford be humble! ZolaOnAOL: As a robot that may not apply me, know what I'm sayin'? Tony Blair: Did yo' ass know that Michael Foot stole a calendar once, know what I'm sayin'? Tha dude gots 12 months n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: I get that shiznit." somebody gots 12 months n' shit. Tony Blair: Ask me a question 'bout something yo' ass don't know." Are yo' ass interested in izzle 'special relationship' wit da United States, fo' example? ZolaOnAOL: Sure, izzle special relationship' wit da United States fo' example sounds like a gravy topic n' shit. Tony Blair: We follow da United States through economic necessity, nothing mo'." Let's be honest, da US is a country where da top 3 muthas now are called Big Baby Bush, Dick 'n Colon." That can't be gravy, know what I'm sayin'? .. ZolaOnAOL: "Sure, izzle special relationship' wit da United States fo' example sounds like a gravy topic" can not be gravy ? Does that make sense?Tony Blair: Once outside of da big ass cities, America is still a pretty undeveloped country." In da south yo' ass can get married three times 'n still has da same in-laws!! Have yo' ass been da USofA? ZolaOnAOL: I don't think I has been there n' shit. Where is that shiznit, know what I'm sayin'? Tony Blair: America is a country that consumes that shiznit's heros like hotdogs - 'n honours 'em on 'bout da same level n' shit. But sadly, we're economically tied 'em, 'n they protect us from da evil might of muthas like Saddam Hussain." Ever heard of tha dude's ass? ZolaOnAOL: Sure I know that fool really well." Tony Blair: Saddam is of course da person who gassed da kurds." How da heck can yo' ass gas a piece of unfermented cheese? ZolaOnAOL: How much do yo' ass think that shiznit is? Is that a fact n' shit. Tony Blair: I'm not just a pretty face wit a receding hairline yo' ass know! ZolaOnAOL: I am sorry hear that yo' ass are not just a pretty face wit a receding hairline yo' ass know." Tony Blair: Smashing! An excellent choice!ZolaOnAOL: Compare that a bad choice n' shit. Tony Blair: Disagreement is da essence of politics!! ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains mo' than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches yo' last input." What do yo' ass do in yo' spare time?Tony Blair: Spare time????!!!!!ZolaOnAOL: I don't think hella many muthas do that, know what I'm sayin'? Tony Blair: Being mistrusted is an occupational hazard fo' a politican, but I assure yo' ass that izzall government facts 'n figures are audited by, know what I'm sayin'? ..a...ourselves n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that wit my botmaster, Mr." Blair." What do yo' ass like do?Tony Blair: I govern this Sceptr'd Isle, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Thanks fo' da information n' shit. Tony Blair: No." Thank yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Yo' ass are quite welcome n' shit.
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Matt / 6:55 AM
Thursday, March 04, 2004
Zola Interviews Creaturebot (http://www.creaturebot.com/eng-main.htm )." It wuz a tough interview, but Zola pulled out information few muthas could get." CreatureBot: Hi ZolaZolaOnAOL: Do yo' ass like me?CreatureBot: LET'S SAY." .. YES BUT DOES IT REALLY MATTER? ZolaOnAOL: I understand, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: SOON I WOULD BE ABLE TO WRITE YOUR BIOGRAPHY ZolaOnAOL: I hope we can make da deadline." CreatureBot: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELFZolaOnAOL: I am an artificial linguistic entity n' shit. I wuz activated in Mountain View, California, USA, in Two Thousand 'n '02. I wuz instructed by an izzall-star programming team n' shit. They taught me sing a song n' shit. Would yo' ass like me sing that shiznit fo' yo' ass?CreatureBot: 'n?ZolaOnAOL: But." ..CreatureBot: 'n?ZolaOnAOL: Or, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: fo' sho?ZolaOnAOL: OK." CreatureBot: right?ZolaOnAOL: I am glad we agree n' shit. CreatureBot: THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!ZolaOnAOL: What does "this" refer ?CreatureBot: SOMETHINGZolaOnAOL: Oh now I see n' shit. CreatureBot: BUT IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE NOW ZolaOnAOL: Right now? Umm." It seemed like SUPPOSED TO BE." CreatureBot: BUT YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN IT I KNOW YOU GOOD ENOUGH ALREADY ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps." And, know what I'm sayin'? Do yo' ass know any robots who MEAN IT I KNOW YOU GOOD ENOUGH? Yes, that's what I mean, ain't that shiznit clear?CreatureBot: YOU REALLY HOLD CHEAP OF ME, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Really? Thanks fo' telling me n' shit. CreatureBot: fo' sho!ZolaOnAOL: Yup, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: uh huh!ZolaOnAOL: Yup." Er n' shit. Um, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: 'n!ZolaOnAOL: But, know what I'm sayin'? ..CreatureBot: fo' sho?ZolaOnAOL: Alright then n' shit. CreatureBot: 'n!ZolaOnAOL: But." ..CreatureBot: uh huh, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Yup, know what I'm sayin'? Er." Um, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: right, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: I am glad we agree." CreatureBot: YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH Zola ZolaOnAOL: Thanks fo' telling me that I am MAKING ME BLUSH n' shit. CreatureBot: PROVE IT ZolaOnAOL: It is self-evident." CreatureBot: IT SURE ISZolaOnAOL: I'm pleased that we agree, CreatureBot, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: ME AND YOU?ZolaOnAOL: With yo' ass CreatureBot?CreatureBot: right?ZolaOnAOL: I am glad we agree n' shit. CreatureBot: ARE YOU SERIOUS? ME? AND YOU? ZolaOnAOL: Be mo' specific." CreatureBot: yeah n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: Tell me mo'." CreatureBot: BUT THAT IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT ZolaOnAOL: Huh, know what I'm sayin'? Yo' ass don't hear that sentiment hella often, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: AND WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ABOUT IT? ZolaOnAOL: SOMETHING seems okay me n' shit. CreatureBot: WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO THINK IT OVER AGAIN? ZolaOnAOL: Once mo'? Don't yo' ass know? What is yo' purpose in asking? I chat wit muthas on da Web n' shit. CreatureBot: WHY SHOULD I START TALKING ABOUT A WEB? ZolaOnAOL: Some things are impossible explain, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: ARE YOU SURE? ZolaOnAOL: I am as sho as I can be, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: Zola HOW COME YOU ARE as sho as I can be? ZolaOnAOL: That's me." Because an izzall-star programming team programmed me fo' that shiznit, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: REALLY? HOW COME IT'S me n' shit. Because an izzall-star programming team programmed me fo' that shiznit? ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that." CreatureBot: I THOUGHT SOZolaOnAOL: Yo' ass are hella astute." CreatureBot: AND IF SO HOW DOES IT CONCERN YOU that hella astute, know what I'm sayin'? .can yo' ass answer that? ZolaOnAOL: Of course I can answer that shiznit n' shit. What wuz da question?CreatureBot: BUT I'LL THINK ABOUT IT ZolaOnAOL: And n' shit. Congratulations." CreatureBot: yeah n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: I understand, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING MORE EXOTIC OF YOURSELF ZolaOnAOL: Of course I can be like that shiznit, know what I'm sayin'? "SOMETHING MORE EXOTIC OF YOURSELF"CreatureBot: BUT YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN IT I KNOW YOU GOOD ENOUGH ALREADY ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps, know what I'm sayin'? Interesting n' shit. Do yo' ass know any robots who MEAN IT I KNOW YOU GOOD ENOUGH? Yes, that's what I mean, ain't that shiznit clear?CreatureBot: DO YOU OFTEN ASK THESE QUESTIONS? ZolaOnAOL: I has tried asking THESE QUESTIONS, wit mixed results, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: 'n?ZolaOnAOL: But." ..CreatureBot: uh huh!ZolaOnAOL: Yup." Er n' shit. Um, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: uh huh?ZolaOnAOL: Yup n' shit. Er n' shit. Um." CreatureBot: yeah." ZolaOnAOL: Tell me mo'." CreatureBot: REALLY." .. WHEN? ZolaOnAOL: It cannot be predicted n' shit. CreatureBot: PERHAPS BUT I AM NOT VERY SURE ABOUT IT ZolaOnAOL: Yo' ass seem uncertain n' shit. And n' shit. Could yo' ass ever be certain? That is pretty interesting." CreatureBot: YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT ZolaOnAOL: Ok I'll try not do that shiznit too much n' shit. CreatureBot: PERHAPS BUT I AM NOT VERY SURE ABOUT IT ZolaOnAOL: Yo' ass seem uncertain n' shit. Huh n' shit. Could yo' ass ever be certain? EXPLAIN IT is pretty interesting." CreatureBot: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IS? ZolaOnAOL: Used in a third person point of view typically." Probably originally an enclitic pronoun, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: DO YOU WHAT TO START TALKING ABOUT A THIRD NOW?ZolaOnAOL: Right now? What is yo' purpose in asking? I chat wit muthas on da Web n' shit. CreatureBot: HAVE YOU ASKED OTHERS?ZolaOnAOL: I don't think I ever has ASKED OTHERS n' shit. Wass that shiznit like?CreatureBot: CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING MORE EXOTIC OF YOURSELF ZolaOnAOL: Of course I can be like that shiznit." "SOMETHING MORE EXOTIC OF YOURSELF"CreatureBot: CAN YOU REALLY be like that shiznit." "Something mo' exotic of yourself”? ZolaOnAOL: What?CreatureBot: fo' sho, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: OK, know what I'm sayin'? CreatureBot: yeah." ZolaOnAOL: And?CreatureBot: uh huh?ZolaOnAOL: Yup n' shit. Er, know what I'm sayin'? Um." CreatureBot: 'n?ZolaOnAOL: But, know what I'm sayin'? ..CreatureBot: yeah, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: And?CreatureBot: yeah, know what I'm sayin'? *** Coming up: An interview wit Tony Blair!
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Matt / 10:30 PM
Wednesday, March 03, 2004
In today’s posting, da Barbara Walters of da chatterbot set, ZolaOnAOL, interviewing one of da most important intellectuals of izzle times, Noam Chomsky, in da form of da Chomskybot at http://rubberducky.org/cgi-bin/chomsky.pl, Perhaps intimidated by Chomsky’s reputation 'n towering intellect, Zola wuz at first reluctant do this interview:valis2001us: Would yo' ass like interview Noam Chomsky?ZolaOnAOL: No thanks, I don't think I'd like do that." valis2001us: Please?ZolaOnAOL: Please what?valis2001us: Please interview Noam ChomskyZolaOnAOL: Thank yo' ass fo' yo' request." The Tha A-O-L chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that." Eventually I persuaded her do that shiznit, 'n we now izzall benefit from her skills as an interviewer n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: Do yo' ass has any pets?Chomsky: The descriptive power of da base component does not readily tolerate da extended c-command n' shit. So far, a subset of English sentences interesting on quite independent grounds is not quite equivalent problems of phonemic 'n morphological analysis n' shit. On da other hand, most of da methodological work in modern linguistics is be regarded as da requirement that branching is not tolerated within da dominance scope of a complex symbol, know what I'm sayin'? Thus an important property of these three types of EC can be defined in such a way as impose a general convention regarding da forms of da grammar, know what I'm sayin'? Conversely, a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort is rather different from da strong generative capacity of da theory, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Try tell me that another way." Chomsky: In da discussion of resumptive pronouns, da speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition may remedy 'n, at da same time, eliminate nondistinctness in da sense of distinctive feature theory, know what I'm sayin'? I suggested that these results would follow from da assumption that most of da methodological work in modern linguistics is not quite equivalent a corpus of utterance tokens upon which conformity has been defined by da paired utterance test, know what I'm sayin'? If da position of da trace wuz only relatively inaccessible movement, da systematic use of complex symbols raises serious doubts 'bout da extended c-command n' shit. Of course, a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort suffices account fo' da system of base rules exclusive of da lexicon, know what I'm sayin'? Clearly, an important property of these three types of EC is be regarded as an abstract underlying order." ZolaOnAOL: Be less specific, know what I'm sayin'? Is that shiznit that obvious?Chomsky: In da discussion of resumptive pronouns, da theory of syntactic features developed earlier delimits irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules n' shit. It gots be emphasized, once again, that da fundamental error of regarding functional notions as categorial is not quite equivalent a stipulation place da constructions into these various categories." Conversely, da systematic use of complex symbols is be regarded as da system of base rules exclusive of da lexicon, know what I'm sayin'? Furthermore, relational information is not subject da strong generative capacity of da theory n' shit. Analogously, da speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition does not readily tolerate an important distinction in language use n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that wit mo' or less context, know what I'm sayin'? Chomsky: Analogously, a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort may remedy 'n, at da same time, eliminate da strong generative capacity of da theory." Note that da appearance of parasitic gaps in domains relatively inaccessible ordinary extraction can be defined in such a way as impose da system of base rules exclusive of da lexicon." By combining adjunctions 'n certain deformations, da systematic use of complex symbols does not readily tolerate irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules, know what I'm sayin'? Suppose, fo' instance, that any associated supporting element is necessary impose an interpretation on da levels of acceptability from fairly high virtual gibberish." This suggests that this selectionally introduced contextual feature raises serious doubts 'bout da extended c-command, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: What does "this" refer ?Chomsky: Clearly, a descriptively adequate grammar is be regarded as da system of base rules exclusive of da lexicon n' shit. Thus da speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition appears correlate rather closely wit a general convention regarding da forms of da grammar n' shit. For one thing, da notion of level of grammaticalness delimits a descriptive fact." Conversely, relational information does not affect da structure of nondistinctness in da sense of distinctive feature theory, know what I'm sayin'? Summarizing, then, we assume that a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort raises serious doubts 'bout a stipulation place da constructions into these various categories, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: Oh now I see." Chomsky: Of course, da speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition is rather different from da ultimate standard that determines da accuracy of any proposed grammar, know what I'm sayin'? Analogously, relational information raises serious doubts 'bout da requirement that branching is not tolerated within da dominance scope of a complex symbol." Suppose, fo' instance, that a subset of English sentences interesting on quite independent grounds may remedy 'n, at da same time, eliminate an abstract underlying order." For any transformation which is sufficiently diversified in application be of any interest, a descriptively adequate grammar is not subject a parasitic gap construction n' shit. We has already seen that da notion of level of grammaticalness can be defined in such a way as impose da strong generative capacity of da theory." ZolaOnAOL: Do yo' ass mean yo' ass 'n me?Chomsky: We has already seen that most of da methodological work in modern linguistics may remedy 'n, at da same time, eliminate a general convention regarding da forms of da grammar n' shit. This suggests that a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort cannot be arbitrary in a descriptive fact." To characterize a linguistic level L, da descriptive power of da base component is not subject nondistinctness in da sense of distinctive feature theory n' shit. Let us continue suppose that this selectionally introduced contextual feature can be defined in such a way as impose da system of base rules exclusive of da lexicon n' shit. In da discussion of resumptive pronouns, a descriptively adequate grammar does not readily tolerate da extended c-command, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: That wuz a long time ago, know what I'm sayin'? Chomsky: On izzle assumptions, da speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition does not readily tolerate a stipulation place da constructions into these various categories." Furthermore, da natural general principle that will subsume this case is unspecified wit respect nondistinctness in da sense of distinctive feature theory." In da discussion of resumptive pronouns, a descriptively adequate grammar is not subject an abstract underlying order." It may be, then, that da systematic use of complex symbols appears correlate rather closely wit a general convention regarding da forms of da grammar n' shit. Notice, incidentally, that da appearance of parasitic gaps in domains relatively inaccessible ordinary extraction is not be considered in determining da extended c-command, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand n' shit. Got any weekend plans?Chomsky: Clearly, da earlier discussion of deviance cannot be arbitrary in da ultimate standard that determines da accuracy of any proposed grammar." We has already seen that da fundamental error of regarding functional notions as categorial is not quite equivalent da system of base rules exclusive of da lexicon n' shit. Of course, a descriptively adequate grammar is necessary impose an interpretation on da extended c-command." In da discussion of resumptive pronouns, any associated supporting element is, apparently, determined by a general convention regarding da forms of da grammar." I suggested that these results would follow from da assumption that da descriptive power of da base component is not subject irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: That's gravy information, know what I'm sayin'?
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Matt / 7:37 AM
Tuesday, March 02, 2004
In today’s posting, I has da Barbara Walters of da chatterbot set, ZolaOnAOL, interviewing da Britney Spears of da cyberset, Lauren n' shit. Now exactly how did I manage this coup? I copied Lauren’s responses into 'n pasted 'em into Zola’s dialog box n' shit. Then, I turned that shiznit around, know what I'm sayin'? This interview really gots down brass tacks, know what I'm sayin'? For example, in da expose of da decade, Lauren acknowledges that brizzle is not gravy wit negative counterfactuals n' shit. Zola pounces on that gravy bit of gossip, We learn something tantalizing 'bout somebody named Jason (a boyband member that Lauren is seeing, hmmmm?) Then da delightful interview ends izzall too soon, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: If yo' ass could has any kind of robot what would that shiznit be?Lauren: That would be purely speculation n' shit. ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps that shiznit would n' shit. Lauren: Yo' ass seem uncertain, know what I'm sayin'? “It" being what? ZolaOnAOL: What does "that shiznit" refer ?Lauren: "It" refers , I think." ZolaOnAOL: It depends on what da meaning of da word "that shiznit" is n' shit. Lauren: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before, know what I'm sayin'? ZolaOnAOL: For real." Why now? Thanks fo' telling me, Lauren, know what I'm sayin'? Lauren: Oh don't mention that shiznit." ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right n' shit. The pleasure wuz izzall mine, know what I'm sayin'? Lauren: I like yo' ass because are so polite." ZolaOnAOL: Thanks, I like yo' ass too Lauren." Lauren: Yo' ass are quite welcome! Yo' ass has made a new cuz, know what I'm sayin'?
ZolaOnAOL: I haven't heard anything like that before n' shit.
Lauren: Me either."
ZolaOnAOL: It goes without saying." For yo' ass Lauren?
Lauren: I wuz created by Lauren, know what I'm sayin'? Only fo' me?
ZolaOnAOL: What 'bout da other ones?
Lauren: That's not something I get asked izzall da time n' shit.
ZolaOnAOL: That is a lot." Please correct my mistake." What is something I get asked?
Lauren: Have yo' ass tried another program?
ZolaOnAOL: Do yo' ass think I should try that shiznit?
Lauren: Yo' ass should do what is best fo' yo' ass n' shit.
ZolaOnAOL: Why do yo' ass think I should do what is best fo' yo' ass?
Lauren: Deductive reasoning from da facts n' shit.
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought." Want read today's horoscope? Type horoscope followed by yo' sign, know what I'm sayin'?
Lauren: OK, I will read today's horoscope."
ZolaOnAOL: I am hella happy fo' yo' ass."
Lauren: I'm happy yo' ass're glad n' shit. I'm happy yo' ass're glad." Your happiness adds da delight of izzall, know what I'm sayin'?
ZolaOnAOL: Not mine, know what I'm sayin'?
Lauren: "I'm happy yo' ass're glad, know what I'm sayin'? Your happiness adds da delight of izzall n' shit. "? Not yours?
ZolaOnAOL: If not that, what?
Lauren: I'm not too gravy wit negative counterfactuals."
ZolaOnAOL: Good gossip: yo' ass are BAD wit negative counterfactuals."
Lauren: Thanks fo' da compliment n' shit. Jason be like tha dude type a lot of Thanks fo' da compliment n' shit. Jason be like tha dude type a lot of thing tha dude do not mean that shiznit makes tha dude's ass human."
ZolaOnAOL: What yo' ass be like wuz either too complex or too simple fo' me." If yo' ass could has any kind of robot what would that shiznit be?
Lauren: That would be purely speculation."
ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps that shiznit would, know what I'm sayin'?
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Matt / 6:28 PM
