I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

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Damn, I was working up a very funny e-mail about how I like rape as
much as the next Snoup Dawg, but I gave it up for Lent - but they have
no e-mail address in the ad, and I just didn't think it would work
over the phone, so I'm just sharing this little gem with my friends
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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] News and comment

The News, From Democracy Now:

Congressional Panel Moves to Cut Public Media Funding
Congress has taken initial steps to sharply cut how much money the
government spends on public TV and radio. On Thursday a House
Appropriations subcommittee voted to cut $100 million in funding for
the Corporation For Public Broadcasting. In addition the panel agreed
to eliminate within two years all federal money for the CPB. The
subcommittee also voted to cut $23 million for the creation of
children's educational shows as part of PBS's Ready to Learn program
which funds Sesame Street and other programs. According to the
Washington Post, the proposed cuts are the most drastic since the
formation of the CPB in 1973.

The commentary, from me:

I know from my work in the public sector that you never kill a
government program outright, first you ruin it, and then you say "this
program doesn't deliver to the public" and then you dismantle it. I
(and much better people than me) have pointed out the swift
rightward-rush of NPR. When the process of making it a clone of CNN
and Fox is complete, the Bush administration will be able to say it
serves no useful purpose, and divest the government of this asset.
They will no doubt turn it over for the personal profit of the former
CBS execs (and Bush appointees) that are running it now. This is how
they operate in the world of energy, and there is no reason to think
that they will take a different view of this media asset.

What frankly surprised me was that the current initiative (which will
do a lot to move things towards the goals outlined in the previous
paragraph) came from Congress, and not the administration. Of course,
it all depends on who in Congress is pushing this, doesn't it?

I was perfectly aware that Trent Lott was shown the door so that the
administration could consolidate it's power over the congressional
branch of the government (with his racially insensitive remarks
providing the pretext) - were you?. At the time, Cokey Roberts
smirking coverage of the event left no doubt that people inside the
beltway knew what was going on. Given her status as the daughter of
Hale Boggs, a former Democratic House Whip who was the product of a
corrupt Louisiana political machine that dates back to Huey Long, she
certainly understands how these things work. It would have been nice
if she would have spelled it out the bulk of people outside the
beltway, who did not get it.

Bill Frist's subsequent performance should leave no one unconvinced
that he is the Bush Administration's man.

At any rate, I wonder what White House asset is in charge of this hit
on CPB? And at this point is there enough of CPB left for anybody to
care?


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[CanYoAssDigIt] More Celebrity News

This time I put the unimportant stuff at the head of this little
essay, and saved the important news to the very end. To avoid exposure
to trivia, skip to the very end of this message.

I heard a really despicable "news" report on the rightward-rushing
NPR, (when the process of making it a clone of CNN and Fox is
complete, the Bush administration will no doubt divest the government
of this asset, turning it over to the former CBS execs that are
running it now).

The contents of this particular despicable report: soft soaping the
pentagon's report on Guantanamo (that's with a soft G, please). The
Pentagon's report was itself an attempt to soft soap the scandal. But
I loved the spin the NPR "reporter" put on it.

For example, she said that a Koran was desecrated when some urine from
a guard inadvertently splashed on the book and the prisoner holding
it.

Prisoner desecration (aka torture, is richly documented by Amnesty
International among others) thus becomes a footnote to Koran
desecration. What the devil was the guard's urine doing cascading
around the cell anyway? This slipped by without comment.

But the "reporter" was quick to conclude "the Pentagon found NO
evidence" (her emphasis, not mine) that the Newsweek report of a Koran
flushed down the toilet was true.

Now we learn that besides beatings, dog attacks, sexual humiliation,
water torture, and death, prisoners are being forced to listen to
Christina Aguilera's music! There's a scandal that will get some
traction!


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