I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Another reason to love the administration!

Every day brings more good news about why Caligula is going to go down
in history as our bestest westest most outstandingly loveable (and
brainalcious) emperor ever!

Todays good news:

* Col. Janis Karpinski, the Former Head of Abu Ghraib, Admits She Broke the
Geneva Conventions But Says the Blame "Goes All the Way to The Top² *

Karpinski, the highest-ranking officer demoted in connection with the
torture scandal, speaks out about what happened at the Abu Ghraib prison.
She discusses:
* How the military hid "ghost detainees" from the International Red Cross in
violation of international law;
* Maj. Gen. Geoffrey Miller calling for the Gitmoization of Abu Ghraib and
for prisoners to be "treated like dogs";
* Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's secret memos on interrogation policies
that hung on the prison¹s walls;
* The military¹s use of private (and possibly Israeli) interrogators;
* Her dealings with the International Red Cross;
* Why she feels, as a female general, she has been scapegoated for a scandal
that has left the military and political leadership unscathed; and
* Calls for Donald Rumsfeld, Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, Alberto Gonzalez and
Maj. Gen. Geoffrey Miller to be held accountable for what happened.

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My blog is worth $564.54 right now apparently...

Based on the price AOL paid for WebLogs Inc. ($25m) divided by their % share of Technorati sources - to give a $ price per Technorati link.


My blog is worth $564.54.
How much is your blog worth?

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt]…did you hear that Condi Rice and Harriet Miers are good friends…really really good friends for years and years?

This guy has a great blog at:

http://coverthistory.blogspot.com/

consider a couple of items:

Monday, October 24, 2005
Olson Twins Nearly Naked

The folks over at The Aurora ought to be ashamed of themselves for
posting a photo of the Olson Twins with scarcely any clothes
on--obviously in a shameless attempt to boost their web traffic.

http://theaurora.blogspot.com/2005/10/mascots-of-week.html

You're welcome.

posted by Gary Buell at 1:29 PM 0 comments

and

I should be ashamed of myself for repeating this unsubstantiated
gossip from Ratbang Diary:

Like…did you hear that Condi Rice and Harriet Miers are good
friends…really really good friends for years and years? As in, really
really really good friends for years and years and years. Well…that's
what I heard.

posted by Gary Buell at 10:02 AM 0 comments

pretty slick

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Monday, October 24, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] more on Bono ...

I'm not disassembling when I say don't think it's not impossible to
misunderestimate dubya's reality contact.

On 10/24/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
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> Bush urged Bono to get back with Cher."
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Sunday, October 23, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Caligula: The Master of Disaster

On some other list I'm on (one full of mostly stupid people, unlike
this bastion of higher reasoning), the topic of the New Orleans
disaster came up. There was the usual sparring, and then somebody
said "nobody can say they could have done any better."

I immediately posted that I in fact KNEW that I could of and would
have done better. Jeez, you would have thought I was claiming to be
Buckaroo Banzai or something. The flaming was just crazy, and the
usual invitations to leave the country, declarations that I was a
non-citizen, etc.

I tell ya what, anybody who doesn't think that they could do better
that that crowd of profoundly stupid and corrupt pirates and thugs
currently in power either has some profound self-esteem issues,
perhaps even mental illness.

And the evidence just keeps rolling in...

FEMA Scandal Widens as Internal E-mails Are Made Public
More details have emerged depicting the extent of the neglect and
irresponsibility of former FEMA Director Michael Brown in his roll in
the scandal of the government's handling of Hurricane Katrina. On
Thursday, FEMA official Marty Bahamonde testified in front of the
Senate Homeland Security Committee. He was the first official from the
agency to arrive in New Orleans ahead of Katrina. In the midst of the
chaos and horror of the hurricane's aftermath, Bahamonde sent a dire
e-mail to Michael Brown saying victims had no food and were dying. No
response came from Brown. Instead, less than three hours later, an
aide to Brown sent an e-mail saying her boss wanted to go on a
television program that night. But first, the aide said, Brown needed
at least an hour to eat dinner at a Baton Rouge restaurant, writing,
"He needs much more than 20 or 30 minutes." Some 19 pages of internal
FEMA e-mails revealed Thursday show Bahamonde gave regular updates to
people in contact with Brown as early as August 28, the day before
Katrina hit. They appear to contradict Brown, who has said he was not
fully aware of the conditions until days after the storm hit.
Bahamonde arrived on Aug. 27 and was the only FEMA official at the
scene until August 30. Subsequent e-mails told of an increasingly
desperate situation at the New Orleans Superdome, where tens of
thousands of evacuees were piled in. Bahamonde spent two nights there
with the evacuees. On August 31, he e-mailed Brown saying, "estimates
are many will die within hours." He described the situation as "past
critical." It was just moments after that email that Michael Brown's
press secretary, Sharon Worthy, wrote colleagues to complain that the
FEMA director needed more time to eat dinner. Worthy wrote,
"Restaurants are getting busy...We now have traffic to encounter to go
to and from a location of his choise (sic), followed by wait service
from the restaurant staff, eating, etc. Thank you."

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