I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] The Snow Dog - Loves the snow

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: [SongPoet] strictly to the point - looking for a distraction

Wow, Kiley,

You are in a crappy marriage and you just went through a break up - with who, your lover on the side?  It seems like you have a complicated life..  even as a distraction, it seems like you're a little more maintenance than I could handle.

It might work out better for you if you distract yourself with my song "Hit Bush With A Shoe" which you can hear at

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=706909&songID=7164959

I think you'll pretty find your chakras getting all tuned up and stuff, your kundalini will rise, and the performance of your stock portfolio will improve.

Write back anytime if you want more help!

Matt

On Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 8:57 AM, Kiley <kiley317@turnmeon.info> wrote:



I'm in crappy marriage and just went through a recent break up. Right now I am looking for a distraction - nothing serious, nothing with major drama. Someone to talk to, hang out with, and occasionally make out with for hours on end.

I'm in my early 40s, hot (that is not just my own egotistical opinion) and in great shape. Ideally I'd prefer someone between 35 and 50. If the chemistry isn't there it just isn't and we can move on quickly.

You can view my recent pics and chat with me here




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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Electronic Calendar - CountDown For Bush Leaving The White House

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Monday, December 15, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: [Let-This-Happen-To-You] The Reason

It's very popular these days to point out how Liberals try to make people crazy with their desire to police the language. It's true of course.

But what about the fundies and the conservatives?  First they (correctly) point out that Christmas trees, yule logs, mistletoe, stockings in front of the fireplace, everything including the date of the holiday itself are holdovers from pagan traditions.

But if anybody fails to observe any of these holiday traditions - instantly they are on your neck, saying you hate God, you hate country, you hate mom, apple pie, chevy trucks, and precious bodily fluids.

They are just messing with your heads.  Ignore these chicken littles squawking "Level Red!  Level Red!"  Resume shopping (or not) and observe (or don't observe) this holiday any way you see fit.


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: No One Special <kingsgnik@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 10:23 PM
Subject: [Let-This-Happen-To-You] The Reason
To: let-this-happen-to-you@yahoogroups.com


*Twas the month before Christmas*
*When all through our land,*
*Not a Christian was praying*
*Nor taking a stand.*
*See the PC Police had taken away,*
*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
* December 25th is just a 'Holiday'.*
*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
*Something was changing, something quite odd! *
*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
* At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
*You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*
*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*
*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!*
*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
*The reason for the season, stopped before it started..*
*So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'*
*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS,
not Happy Holiday!*
Please, all Christians join together and
wish everyone you meet
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christ is The Reason for the Christ-mas Season!




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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] mattlove1 sent you a video: "Robert Earl Keene's Merry Christmas from the Family"

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Reminds me of Christmas with my family. That's why we're staying in Edmonton this year.
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To Goodman Holiday, Mark Simmons, progressive@yahoogroups.compr and itsallaboutmeman@yahoogroups.com
 
I became a fan on Facebook, maybe you would like to also.

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