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Friday, June 23, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] All the chicks love to talk to Matt...

Kickin it old school....

nutonmychin6903: hi... anyonne there?
nutonmychin6903: well anyway, guess your not there?
nutonmychin6903: ok well look me up when you get back if you feel like
it. i have a pic in my profilee and a link to my homepage if your
interested. was just lookin for someone to chat with.
valis2001us: How are you nutonmychin.
nutonmychin6903: hold on a sec. be right back
valis2001us: that's an interesting name
valis2001us: are you Indian?
valis2001us: I understand that Indian tribes name kids after events
that happen around their conception (see footnote)
valis2001us: Do you know where I can get a job?
valis2001us: I've been having trouble finding work. The main problem
is I weigh 600 pounds...
valis2001us: I need a special desk.
valis2001us: One with a lunch counter built in.
valis2001us: and a soda fountain.
valis2001us: Do you like cardboard?
valis2001us: I have a collection of mummified mice.
valis2001us: They come from ancient Egypt. I have certificates of
authenticity on all of them.
valis2001us: Sometimes when I'm nervous I repeat myself.
valis2001us: Sometimes when I'm nervous I repeat myself.
nutonmychin6903: ok im bac. sorry bout that. still there?
valis2001us: you bet.
nutonmychin6903: oh your there :) hi...
valis2001us: Let's talk about cardboard, ok?
nutonmychin6903: a/s/l (age sex locaion)?
valis2001us: 93 M Mars
nutonmychin6903: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you
might like t chat.
nutonmychin6903: so what have you been up to vqlis2001us?
valis2001us: oh boy, cardboard!
valis2001us: I've been playing with my mice
valis2001us: they are mummies you know
nutonmychin6903: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was
getting kinda horny :) (*bblushes)
nutonmychin6903: feel likke a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
valis2001us: I have a horny toad collection too
nutonmychin6903: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that
im starting to get reaal horny here.. lol ok?
valis2001us: I think cardboard is fun
valis2001us: lets have a session about that
nutonmychin6903: alright :) how bout i get down on my knees in front
of you and help you out of your pants?
valis2001us: my horny toads are lacquered
nutonmychin6903: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip
out of my panties
valis2001us: and slip a toad in my underwear?
valis2001us: chew on some cardboard!
nutonmychin6903: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slie my hand down
between my legs and part my moist lips
valis2001us: don't sit on my mice!
nutonmychin6903: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in
my hand, my shiny red fongernails dig gently into your balls, while my
full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
nutonmychin6903: open my website so you can look at me while imm
sucking you. use the link in my profile!
valis2001us: is that pork or beef meat you are talking about?
valis2001us: or maybe chicken or fish?
nutonmychin6903: what do you think of my pics?
valis2001us: I like sea food, especially that Thai soup that has a
great mix of seafood in a spicy sauce
nutonmychin6903: shit the pphone. dont stop stroking it. hold on...
nutonmychin6903: i have some pics onn my homepage the link is in my
profile, :-) still working on it ...
valis2001us: I think you'd look better wrapped in cardboard
nutonmychin6903: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout
five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I
have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there

*****

Footnote: The young Indian boy went to his father and asked him how
he got his name.

"Well, son," his father explained, "in our tribe it is the custom to
name the child after auspicious events that happen while he is being
conceived.

"For example, at the moment when young Running Deer was being
conceived, a mighty buck with a huge rack of antlers dashed through
the clearing.

"When Flying Bird was conceived, a bird of startling beauty leapt from
a branch on the edge of the forest, and soared in graceful flight.

"Why do you ask, Busted Rubber?"

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Matt demonstrates how to talk to chicks...

It's a good thing I'm taken. there would be a lot of broken hearts out
there, if this dog was on the loose. arrrrroooooohhhhhhhhh!
Irresistable

valis2001us: I'm trying to remember... you're the one that I'm too old
for, right?
Cortney Ware: i dont remember
valis2001us: maybe we hit if off and I have you mixed up with somebody
who said "you're too old for me hun" when I said I was 49
valis2001us: and I said "I dont wanna be your lover, I just wanna be your friend
Cortney Ware: oh yea that was me saying ur too old for me
valis2001us: it can be useful having a freind who remembers the civil
war and stuff like that
valis2001us: if you have any history questions you need answered if
you're a student, I can give you a first hand account.
valis2001us: I was there for so much history.
valis2001us: I go back to before the internet.
valis2001us: I predate electric lights.
valis2001us: indoor plumbing.
valis2001us: if you need to know how to start a fire with a couple of
pieces of flint, just IM me
Cortney Ware: ok
valis2001us: see ya round!
Cortney Ware's status is now "Idle". (6/23/2006 2:06 PM)

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