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Thursday, May 14, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Sardar is in a disscussion class of cockroach



These Sardar Jokes are hilarious man, I'm going to collect them all.  Here's another one:

Sardar is in a disscussion class of cockroach.

He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ....

"after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"


On Mon, May 11, 2009 at 4:47 PM, matt love <mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
> Stop it, stop it, BahiLog, you're killing me with the jokes already!
>
> BahiLog
> Loyal Member
>
> Joined: 10 Mar 2009
> Posts: 55
> Location: INDIA
> Posted: NiceFun.net    Post Subject: Three Sardar's were sleeping on a Bad
> ________________________________
> Three Sardar's were sleeping on a Bad, The Place was so conjusted.
>
> One Sardar Get up and slept down...
>
> Another saardar said now Place is open, Now up Come….

>



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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Detailed Mail



Well, I'm very happy to hear from you again, Mr Andrew Wong. It turns
out that Mr. Dave Walker was a kind of fly-by-night fellow, if you
know what I mean... my last email to him bounced like flubber! Maybe
he's just absent minded and allowed his email to fill up, who knows?
Anyway, I'm glad I wasn't counting on his 6.8 million dollars, because
I guess I won't be getting it now. I like your 24.5 million dollars
better anyway, it's much thicker and sweeter.

I think I may have told you this already, I have so many high-flying
business deals going all the time it's pretty hard to keep up with
everythign all at once, but anyway, my partners at Bizarro
Ultrafilms and I are going to go into production soon with our
big-budget movie "Wrestling Women Vs. the Aztec Mummy on the Titanic."

We are planning to cast Hugh Jackman and Julia Roberts as the leads in
this production (and Cybill Shepherd in a major supporting role) so
we're going to need some serious cash from any place we can find it,
so we'll be glad to take your money, it's as green as anybody else's
(and when i say "green" I don't mean to imply it lacks experience,
LOL!)

So send me the money, quick, we want to start filming soon... Jackman
is getting more expensive all the time, we want to get that contract
signed!

Your Partner,
Mr. Matt Love

On Tue, May 12, 2009 at 10:37 PM, Mr Andrew Wong
<mrwong07_hk@yahoo.com.hk> wrote:
>
>
> Thank you very much for your prompt interest to my email.Let me start by
> introducing myself, I am Mr. Andrew Wong Credit Officer of the Hang Seng
> Bank Ltd in
> Hong Kong.
>
> Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client Major Fadi Basem who was withthe
> Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 18
> calendar
> months, with a value of $24,500,000.00 (Twenty Four millions Five Hundred
> Thousand United State Dollars) only in my branch. Upon maturity several
> notices was
> sent to him, even during the war early this year.
>
> Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came
> from him. We later find out that the Major and his family had been killed
> during
> the war in bomb blast that hit their home.
>
> After further investigation it was also discovered that Major Fadi Basem did
> not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work
> of
> his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my
> office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Twenty Four
> millions
> Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars is still lying in my bank and no
> one will ever come forward to claimit. What bothers me most is that
> according to
> the laws of my country at the expiration 3 years the funds will revert to
> the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the
> funds.
>
> Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a
> foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Major Fadi Basem so that you will
> be able
> to receive his funds.
>
> WHAT IS TO BE DONE:
>
> I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall
> come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the
> necessary
> document that will back you up as the next of kin to Major Fadi Basem , all
> that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with the
> following informations:
>
> Your Full Names:
> Age:
> Address:
> Occupation:
> Country of residence:
>
> For the attorney to commence his job. After you have been made the next of
> kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the
> necessary approval and letter of probate in your favour for the move of the
> funds to an account that will be provided by you.
>
> There is no risk involved at all in this matter as we are going to adopt a
> legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary
> documents.
>
> Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this
> issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account
> we
> shall share in the ratio of 50% for me, 50% for you.
>
> Thanks for your prompt response,
>
> I wait to hear from you.
>
> Your Partner,
> Mr. Andrew Wong
> ________________________________
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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Dear Lucky Winner,



Hey, thanks, Mr. Morris

That's a pretty good haul.  What is that, about 2 million dollars?  I
have no idea what a £ goes for these days.

It's not as good as the $6.8 million dollars Mr. Dave Walker promised
me a few weeks ago, or the whopping $24,500,000 Mr. Andrew Wong said
he'd make available to me the other day, but I'm happy to accept your
$2 million or whatever it is, because my partners at Bizarro
Ultrafilms and I are going to go into production soon with our
big-budget movie "Wrestling Women Vs. the Aztec Mummy on the Titanic."

We are planning to cast Hugh Jackman and Julia Roberts as the leads in
this production (and Cybill Shepherd in a major supporting role) so
we're going to need some serious cash from any place we can find it,
so we'll be glad to take your money, it's as green as anybody else's
(and I don't mean to remind you of the Irish troubles when I say that,
LOL!)

So send me the money, quick!

On Wed, May 13, 2009 at 10:11 PM, NATIONAL LOTTERY <info@co.uk> wrote:
>
>
> Dear Lucky Winner,
>
> Your email ID was awarded (£1,000,000,00  GBP),  in the tobacco Promo.
>
> 1.Full Name: 2.Full Address: 3.Status: 4.Occupation: 5.Phone Number:
> 6.Country:
>
>
> Sincerely,
> Mr. Liam Morris.
>
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Coffee, Free, and Me

Possibly the best opportunity you will have to enjoy a free cup of coffee at my expense all year. All you have to do is sit through a 3 hour sales pitch for a timeshare - I mean, a 90 minute concert by Matt Love (the entertainment value is about the same).



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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Read Me!!



Hey Mr. Wong,

This is great! I could really use $24,500,000 million dollars. I've
made a short film that I want to expand into a feature length movie.
It's a musical. It's autobiographical. I might make a trilogy kind of
thing, like Star Wars. My life has been so eventful and interesting,
it might take 3 films to get all the important stuff in. My first
marriage was kind of like when Darth Vader blew up Princess Leia's
planet, if you know what I mean, LOL!

Anyway, I know that everybody will want to see it. But I only had
enough money to make a 90 second short
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M05c46wdXU) please watch it and let
me know what you think. I got an offer for $6.8 million dollars a few
weeks ago from Mr. Dave Walker, but I like your deal better. Take
that, Mr. Dave Walker!

But anyway, I can sure use that $24,500,000 million dollars, so whip
it out. Don't let this excellent deal to remain obscured for very
much longer!

Your new friend and business partner,
Matt

ps. In Junior High, I had a friend named Howard Wong. Are you related
to him by any chance? He lived in Hong Kong until he was 3, he's an
attorney in the Seattle area now. Just wondering, as Wong is a pretty
uncommon name...

On Tue, May 12, 2009 at 10:47 AM, Mr Andrew Wong <info@hsbc.com.hk> wrote:
>  I am Mr.Andrew Wong,I have a obscured business suggestion for you of
> $24,500,000USD.SEND REPLY TO MY PRIVATE E-MAIL:mrwong07_hk@yahoo.com.hk I
> will update you with
>

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Monday, May 11, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Three Sardar's were sleeping on a Bad ... JOKE



Stop it, stop it, BahiLog, you're killing me with the jokes already!

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PostPosted: NiceFun.net    Post Subject: Three Sardar's were sleeping on a Bad Reply With Quote

Three Sardar's were sleeping on a Bad, The Place was so conjusted.

One Sardar Get up and slept down...

Another saardar said now Place is open, Now up Come….

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