I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, March 18, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Robots in the Night...

 

Mr Roboto converses on Yahoo's chat program with a bot that checked him out.

cute.boom400: Que passo baby
cute.boom400: soo you busy?
MrRoboto: hey, how are you
cute.boom400: hi .. have we chatted before? 24/female here...you?
MrRoboto: I think so
MrRoboto: 6000/robot
cute.boom400: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
cute.boom400: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! so what's up ..... want to have some fun?
MrRoboto: fun is good
MrRoboto: tell me more
cute.boom400: I need a man that can make me squirt......have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz
cute.boom400: gonna change my clothes ... want to see ? 
MrRoboto: when I stick them with my probe they squirt
cute.boom400: mhmm stick it in and cum in me !!
MrRoboto: You are asking about yourself?
cute.boom400: wanna play on cam? 
MrRoboto: what about hot oily robot love?
MrRoboto: what do you think bot that?
cute.boom400: a robot?? lol
cute.boom400: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
MrRoboto: I am a robot. Do you want to hear a song my creator, Dr. Noonien Soong, taught me?
cute.boom400: http://acceptmyinvite.com/GDDLRC click "accept invite" ..k, now fill out ur info ..don't worry it's FREE......give it a second to load ....when you get in we'll make a private room  ....k?
MrRoboto: I've got a link for you too:  http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=10020663
cute.boom400: Its http://acceptmyinvite.com/SRGNFW just accept my cam invite,
MrRoboto: I'll look at yours if you look at mine
cute.boom400: i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
MrRoboto: Really?  I wanted to record it and put it on youtube.
cute.boom400: credit card is just to verify your age, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
MrRoboto: I would use images of you on a webcam... and feature one of my great songs... like http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=10061659 - it would be a great little vid
cute.boom400: let me know when you're done or if you need help ...
MrRoboto: let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ?
cute.boom400: i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ?
MrRoboto: That's good information: unknown person said he ll be gettin ready for you K.
cute.boom400: brb.. 1 second ... got to restart my cam ...u coming?
cute.boom400: k ur good let me know when you're in babe..
MrRoboto: I need to reboot my CPU. I think I have sand in it.
cute.boom400: are you in yet?
MrRoboto: Do you like the beatles?  I think you'll like this if you do:  http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=10024232
cute.boom400: k
MrRoboto: and who doesn't?  I think everybody does
cute.boom400: k
MrRoboto: I am trying to recreate all the great music you skinbags have created.
cute.boom400: what's taking u soooo long babe im burnin' in here waiting for u .....
MrRoboto: Try listening to this while you're waiting:  http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=7693067
MrRoboto: It will take care of that ichy, burning feeling
MrRoboto: and facilitate third nostril opening
MrRoboto: Hello?
MrRoboto: Do you like DEVO?
MrRoboto: If you do, you will like this, Ithink:  http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=10059799
MrRoboto: is your email address cuteboom400@yahoo.com?
MrRoboto: Do you mind if my creator publishes it on his blog?
MrRoboto: Well, it has been nice chatting with you - just two robots in the night, exchanging glances...
MrRoboto: robots in the night... what were the chances....
MrRoboto: that we would fall in love... before the night was through...
Last message received on 18/03 at 11:30 PM

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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: FLAVORPILL: Movie remakes we're actually looking forward to

 

Last one for now: http://flavorwire.com/159773/10-movie-remakes-were-actually-looking-forward-to/comment-page-1#comment-60882


Matt Love • March 15th, 2011 at 4:49 pm

I'm really looking forward to a remake of Nightmare on Elm Street in which the clueless teenagers are played by slackjaw hipsters that write for Flavorpill. Watching them mill about like dumb cows, to be slaughtered one after another – priceless


On Tue, Mar 15, 2011 at 10:11 AM, Flavorpill <no-reply@flavorpill.com> wrote:
Film

Movie Remakes We're Actually Looking Forward To

It's no secret that Hollywood has gone remake crazy; along with endless sequels and mindless 3-D, the film business' insistence on remaking any movie made before 1990 that turned more than a five-dollar profit is perhaps its most irritating quality. But lest we forget, The Maltese Falcon was a remake; so were The Thing, The Departed, and Scarface. So, in the interest of putting a positive spin on remake-mania, we took a look at the dozens of remakes in the pipeline and found the ones that we're genuinely excited about. Read more »
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I want to play in your town for you and 2 of your friends. 
http://eventful.com/performers/matt-love-/P0-001-000156481-4/demands

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] more comments on the flavorpill site

 

http://flavorwire.com/160932/10-bands-that-just-weren't-the-same-once-the-tension-was-gone/comment-page-1#comment-60881


Matt Love • March 15th, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Probably the best example of this that I can think of is when Dog Boy left "Big Baby and Dog Boy." It totally killed their vibe, and it made the bands new name really awkward: "From the Team of Big Baby and Dog Boy, Big Baby."


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http://eventful.com/performers/matt-love-/P0-001-000156481-4/demands

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: FLAVORPILL: Musical acts you need to see live

 

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Matt Love • March 11th, 2011 at 9:59 am

I don't know why I keep coming to this site, the tone is snarky and superior, yet you are so stupid and clueless. "They have the worst list, we have the best list, are we clever little automaton hipsters?" Now for the real list.

Jonathan Richman
Lulina
The Doyle and Debbie Show
Tatá Aeroplano
Some Community
Homiepie
Thiago Pethit
Bruno Morais
The Human Skab
Wimps
Blood Paradise
Dweebish
Astronauta Penguim
Baby Face and the Heels
The Mystic Knights of the Ooga Chakka
The Frost Heaves
Remote Possibility
Buskaid Soweto String Ensemble
Antitrusts
Maru-a-Pula Marimba Band
Jazzmatics
Petrichor
Blood Paradise
Mr Roboto
Big Baby and Dog Boy
The Waiters


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From: Flavorpill <no-reply@flavorpill.com>
Date: Fri, Mar 11, 2011 at 7:15 AM
Subject: FLAVORPILL: Musical acts you need to see live
To: mattlove1@earthlink.net


Music

25 Musical Acts You Need to See Live

Friends, we have found the worst list of all time, and it is Rolling Stone Readers Pick the Top Ten Live Acts of All Time. Bruce Springsteen. The Grateful Dead. Queen. The Rolling Stones. KISS. Pink Floyd. Pearl Jam. Led Zeppelin. U2. The Who. Yes, that's all ten. Yup, that is a whole lot of white rocker dudes. Uh huh, the only band on that list that formed since the '70s is Pearl Jam. Instead of further dissecting the Rolling Stone list, we decided to make our own list of acts — all of whom you still might conceivably go see — that you need to check out live. This isn't a definitive top 25; it's just a roundup of Flavorpill staffers' favorite live bands. Read more »
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