bijushindibgshindi1965376: Hey you ...
Matt: Hey how are you
bijushindibgshindi1965376: Hey sweety, how r ya...Glad you decided to look me up...
Matt: I've been looking for a robot like you all my life
bijushindibgshindi1965376: Was starting to think no one wanted to chat with me...So I have a serious question for you
Matt: I have a serious question, too. May I go first?
bijushindibgshindi1965376: Do you know what a Whooty is baby???
Matt: I think it's a kind of robot. From the mechanoid planet. Are you one of those?
bijushindibgshindi1965376: mmmmmm, a white girl with a BOOTY, do you like a girl with a nice booty?
Matt: Are you talking in some kind of code? Did Mr. Roboto send you?
bijushindibgshindi1965376: I bet you wanna see my booty, don't you.
Matt: I want to see your floppy disk. Do you want to see my hard drive?
bijushindibgshindi1965376: Well, I have the place to myself, my roommate left on vacation for the week so I get to play online in my thong...
Matt: Is a thong a subroutine of some sort?
bijushindibgshindi1965376: Slow down papi, why don't you tell me what you're wearing?
Matt: My tin hat, and you won't get that away from me, so don't even try.
bijushindibgshindi1965376: I know we just met but you are really turning on right now...I wanna have a little naughty fun on my web cam with you baby lol...You UUP for it sexy???
Matt: I have disabled all the cameras in the house. Mr. Roboto installed them, but I found them all. You can't fool me, you are an agent of Mr. Roboto, aren't you?
bijushindibgshindi1965376: k my cam is wired thru a chat network to keep the yahoo kids away from me so dont worry if you dont have a cam or yours don't work ok? I gotcha covered baby!
Matt: You mean it's wired up to Mr. Roboto's network. I know what will happen next - my image will be sent to the Planet of the Mechanoids, and next thing you know, it will be on wanted posters throughout the galaxy. there will be no place to hide. No thanks, baby!
bijushindibgshindi1965376: lame... no wonder ur single...
Matt: I'm glad you think I'm single. I want my family to be safe from your evil clutches.
bijushindibgshindi1965376: yes I am finally single!! its great!
Matt: Oh, you can't fool me. You aren't single, you are multitudes. You are part of the robot hive. I know all about how it works..
bijushindibgshindi1965376: yes I am finally single!! its great!
Matt: There is no such thing as a single robot. You are all wired in.
bijushindibgshindi1965376: yes I am finally single!! its great!
Matt: Are you broken? You keep repeating yourself.
bijushindibgshindi1965376: Ok you need to go to http://www.naughtysexycarly.com/ if you can't click the link type it in or copy/paste it to ur browser let me know when u got it
Matt: I don't need to go there, I know what I'll find. Undiluted Mr. Roboto mind control messages. I already know where I can get those: www.soundclick.com/mrroboto, that's where
bijushindibgshindi1965376: make sure you click accept on my cam chat invite on the left hand side, its free as my friend but hurry it expires in 10 mins, so click it k?
Matt: He`s uploaded a cover of Gangnam Style that`s terrifying in its catchiness and effectiveness.
bijushindibgshindi1965376: ok, fill out your info and let me know when you're done k?
Matt: I think it could be the edge he needs to tip the fate of the world in his favor
bijushindibgshindi1965376: Credit card, debit card, or atm verifies your age...I had to do the same thing babe... cant show tits and pussy to minors..you know?
Last message received on 17/01 at 11:03 AM
Matt: My team of top musical scientists have created what I think is an effective antidote to Mr. Roboto`s mind-washing music: https://soundcloud.com/stephan-vasylyshyn/the-beach
Matt: I think you will find that if you listen to it, you will be completely neutralized.
Matt: Would you mind doing that for me?
Matt: Have you listened yet?
Matt: I thought so. Thank you for your cooperation.
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I want to play in your town for you and 2 of your friends.
http://eventful.com/performers/matt-love-/P0-001-000156481-4/demands
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