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Saturday, January 21, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Ischool benefactor's questionable connections

Good article in the Seattle Weekly about the local connections to the
Abramoff corruption scandal:

http://www.seattleweekly.com/news/0603/gates-abramoff.html

Lots of familiar names turn up as scoundrels in the story - Tom DeLay,
William H Gates II, Slade Gorton, William H Gates III, Ralph Reed,
George W. Bush, and oh yes, did I mention Bill Gates?

A bit of a PR problem here. Alt-Control-Delete, Bill!


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Thursday, January 19, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Shatner sells kidney stone

Shatner sells kidney stone

William Shatner has sold his kidney stone for £14,000 to an online casino.

The Star Trek actor agreed to sell it to GoldenPalace.com to raise
money for a housing charity, says the BBC.

Shatner, 74, said: "This takes organ donors to a new height, to a new
low, maybe. How much is a piece of me worth?"

Shatner passed the stone last autumn but persuaded doctors to return
it so he could offer it for auction.

GoldenPalace.com originally offered £8,500 but the actor turned it
down, noting that his Star Trek tunics have sold for more than £50,000.

"This is a bold new addition to our fleet," GoldenPalace.com chief
executive officer Richard Rowe said.

The website has a bizarre range of collectables, including a toasted
cheese sandwich said to bear the image of the Virgin Mary.

.....

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] NOT Celebrities -- POOR couple gets 9-12 YEARS in Prison !!!

The Seahawk charged with girlfriend-choking was released from custody
without posting bail, and won't miss a game.

Billionaire Seahawk owner (and microsoft co-founder) Paul Allen no
doubt feels that justice has been served.

On 1/18/06, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
> Couple Gets Prison in Chili Finger Case
> By KIM CURTIS, AP
>
>
> SAN JOSE, Calif. (Jan. 18) - A couple who planted a severed finger in
> a bowl of Wendy's chili in a scheme to extort money from the fast-food
> chain were sentenced Wednesday to prison terms of at least nine years.
>
> Anna Ayala, 40, who said she bit into the digit, was sentenced to 9 years.
> Her husband, Jaime Plascencia, 44, who obtained the finger from a co-worker
> who lost it in a workplace accident, was sentenced to more than 12 years.
>
> "Greed and avarice overtook this couple," said Superior Court Judge Edward
> Davila, adding that the pair
>
> [ ARE NOT FUCKIN' CELEBRITIES !!!! ]
>
>
> In a tearful plea for leniency, Ayala apologized to the courtroom gallery
> and said the scheme was "a moment of poor judgment."
>
> She said she retched March 22 after biting into the fingertip while dining
> with her family at a Wendy's in San Jose.
>
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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] University of Washington and homeland insecurity

Sorry I couldn't find a more U of W-centric reference for this, the
part we are really interested in is in the 3rd paragraph. Perhaps
they can practice on I-chat, a veritable hotbed of thought crime.

You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel secure? Well, do ya, punk?

"A team comprised of the University of North Carolina at Charlotte and
the Georgia Institute of Technology has been named a Regional
Visualization and Analytics Center by Pacific Northwest National
Laboratory in Richland, Wash. PNNL leads the Department of Homeland
Security's National Visualization and Analytics Center,
(http://nvac.pnl.gov/) or NVACTM, which is bringing academic expertise
to the nation's efforts to discover information that may warn
officials of a terrorist attack.

UNC Charlotte and Georgia Tech will develop techniques and tools to
assist homeland security analysts, and then combine the tools in an
artificial analytic reasoning system. The system will be able to
analyze enormous multimedia databases, such as the data generated by
the web in the forms of text, imagery, video and webcast.

The UNC Charlotte and Georgia Tech partnership is one of four
university team selections announced today. The others are the
University of Washington, Purdue University and Indiana University's
School of Medicine, and Pennsylvania State University. Stanford
University was named a regional center earlier this year."

Go, you Huskies!


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[CanYoAssDigIt] I heard it, man

http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm

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"Satan!" I believe! I believe!


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Monday, January 16, 2006

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Sexiest Person!!!!!

totally excellent! Now you are published, sans picture, unfortunately, at

http://mattlove1.blogspot.com/

You can tell all your firends.

Also, if I make the first cut, and they write back, you can tell them
I can be found at the Jack Straw Foundation. I ain't seen around the U
of W much these days!

thanks a trillion!

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> To whom it may concern,
> I would like to nominate Mr. Matt Love for sexiest man in Seattle. The
> proof is in the pudding, or the picture...which you guys and gals should be
> looking at now. Just look at him!! All wet, waiting for someone to scrub
> down the sexy, sexy body of his. I'm telling you, it gets me all moist just
> thinking about it! Sheesh! Look at those glasses, sexy AND hip. What a
> combination!! Going on with the 'hip' theme, he's studying at U of W to be a
> MASTER librarian. That's right, MASTER!!! Pure animal sex musk, hip old
> person glasses, and brains. Need you hear more? I think not! No more for
> you! I don't think you could handle it. I wish all of Seattle could bask in
> this man's glory, which is why I'm sending this to you fine people. Please
> help me bring light into the dark, dreary world. Make Matt Love sexiest
> person. You won't be disappointed.
> Sincerely,
> Christy J. Olson
>
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Sexiest Person!!!!!

To whom it may concern,
I would like to nominate Mr. Matt Love for sexiest man in Seattle.  The proof is in the pudding, or the picture...which you guys and gals should be looking at now. Just look at him!! All wet, waiting for someone to scrub down the sexy, sexy body of his.  I'm telling you, it gets me all moist just thinking about it! Sheesh!  Look at those glasses, sexy AND hip.  What a combination!! Going on with the 'hip' theme, he's studying at U of W to be a MASTER librarian. That's right, MASTER!!! Pure animal sex musk, hip old person glasses, and brains. Need you hear more? I think not! No more for you! I don't think you could handle it. I wish all of Seattle could bask in this man's glory, which is why I'm sending this to you fine people. Please help me bring light into the dark, dreary world. Make Matt Love sexiest person. You won't be disappointed.
Sincerely,
Christy J. Olson


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