It's All About Me, Man: 06/17/2012

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] My conversation with Melissa

I turned into a bot partway through this conversation, too. If you can identify the exact spot, I'll send you a free copy of my breakthroguh live album "Matt Love: Live at O'Blerg's Pub" which as been called "the 'Frampton Comes Alive' for an era of diminished expectations."

IM Jun 18 11:19 AM

lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:19 AM ) :‎ Como estas!!

lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 1:22 PM ) :‎ Hey was up!

lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 5:48 PM ) :‎ hi wanna see something??

lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 10:12 PM ) :‎

valis2001us ( Jun 18 10:52 PM ) :‎ what you got?
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 10:53 PM ) :‎ Yay! Someone to talk too!!

valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:08 PM ) :‎ that's right, I'm talking and your talking
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:09 PM ) :‎ lol my name is Melissa i found you on the yahoo directory, I'm 24 and goto school in cali,modesto. Um can i ask you a question?
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:22 PM ) :‎ absolutely. You can ask me anything you like. I have an IQ of 214, I can probably answer your question.
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:23 PM ) :‎ yea and i'll do whatever you want me to do...
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:27 PM ) :‎ It's a little known fact that only 3 out of 50 trillion people have an IQ of 214. that's the population of about 5,000 earth type planets. This planet is fortunate enough ot have 1 of the 3.
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:29 PM ) :‎ I have a slim waist do you think its to much to always be in gym clothes? I love showing off my body Do u have pictures?
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:29 PM ) :‎ I'm sorry it took me so long to answer. I had to think about this one for a long time. It taxed my intellience to its limits. But I have arrived at the correct answer. No, it is not too much to always be in gym clothes if you have a slim waist. In fact, It's a very good idea.
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:30 PM ) :‎ Well i have pics but they are not on this computer, all i have is the cam. Want me to turn it on??
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:31 PM ) :‎ I've been waiting for you. Do you think they ever could be? No judge, maybe later.
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:32 PM ) :‎ Well if you must leave tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://mycamcrush.tumblr.com/PassionPit click the just click the "Join FREE" button on the top...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to register ;p
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:32 PM ) :‎ Whatever you say, judge.. Try it and see. Are you sure it is?
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:33 PM ) :‎ lol right y wouldnt u want to see me?! well let me put something on cuz i am half naked right now brb real quick
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:33 PM ) :‎ Perhaps want to see you is not among my abilities.You make the world a happier place. My eye isn't turned on right now.
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:37 PM ) :‎ my bra wont stay on lol
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:36 PM ) :‎ Your bra will not stay on?. I'm glad you find this amusing.
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:37 PM ) :‎ ok goto http://mycamcrush.tumblr.com/PassionPit and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click Accept Invite button... I'm ready now but no bra on it broke lol guess my tits are too big
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:38 PM ) :‎ That's cool.. Tell me about your father. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. You won't have to wait long.
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:39 PM ) :‎ Do you see my video i made dancing in my short shorts?
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:38 PM ) :‎ I see a computer nerd.
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:39 PM ) :‎ This site is awesome cuz they have new technology that assures me people can't record me. I dunno what i'd do if my parents saw this lol
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:39 PM ) :‎ Ask Wikipedia about it. Oh you judge? you judge? Maybe a million dollars. You make the world a happier place.
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:45 PM ) :‎ you might need to fill out cc info for age verification but dun worry baby ur card wont be charged
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:45 PM ) :‎ That type of behavior may not be in my nature.
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:46 PM ) :‎ I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:46 PM ) :‎ OK then let me think over your offer. I see a computer nerd. Why can't you do it?
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:47 PM ) :‎ Baby I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:47 PM ) :‎ Is that an insurmountable obstacle? I think I will. Congratulations.
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:48 PM ) :‎ Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:48 PM ) :‎ I always try my best. Congratulations.
lakeshabrandel3250 ( Jun 18 11:49 PM ) :‎ i'll be waiting for you! Goto http://mycamcrush.tumblr.com/PassionPit and Join!
valis2001us ( Jun 18 11:48 PM ) :‎ Do you think your plan will succeed? Do you get angry alot? I think it has a 99% chance of success, and I never get mad.