I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, May 14, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [Jandek] Newcastle

What, somebody who would rather stay home with his girlfriend than go
out with his mates and see Jandek? What do you think on that? WHAT
WRONG HIM?!?

Of course the poster puts "girlfriend" in quotes - who knows what the
word might be code for in this instance.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: alextl@fsmail.net <alextl@fsmail.net>
Date: May 13, 2005 4:44 AM
Subject: [Jandek] Newcastle
To: jandek@mylist.net

I was wandering if anyone knew where would be the best place to book a
room or bed to stay in for 2 nights in Newcastle, Im leaving it a bit
late, so somewhere that wont be fully booked. Im going up Saturday
(on my own, cos my mates decided his "girlfriend"s is more important
:/) and will be there in the evening.

Thankyou to anyone who can help. Like

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Friday, May 13, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Product Evaluation: WIFE 2.0 Big improvement over WIFE 1.0

The latest release of WIFE has it over the earlier edition that it is
almost impossible to enumerate. Let me give 1 example:

When WIFE 1.0's mother was dying of a degenerative disease, 1.0 became
convinced that the medicine prolonging the unfortunate woman's life
was poisoning her. One evening when her father was preparing the
evening's medicine, 1.0 became hysterical and tried to interfere.
The parental unit was moved by the attack to force her out of his
house. In the course of this, 1.0 sustained bruises, so she went to
the police, who were compelled by domestic violence laws to arrest the
elderly gentleman. He spent the weekend in jail.

Now my mother is dying of cancer. WIFE 2.0, programmed as a nurse, is
able to effectively interface with mom's health care providers, keep
other relatives informed of developments, provide support for my
father, and so on.

My only complaint was that delivery of WIFE 2.0 came about seven years
after I removed WIFE 1.0 from my hard drive. I wished that WIFE 2.0
had arrived earlier, so that I could have begun enjoying the benefits
of the upgrade sooner.


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Thursday, May 12, 2005

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: URGENT REPLY

I was getting scared until I got to the third paragraph. I was afraid
there would be no fun with translation. Still, it's a poor example. Most
of them have a more lot of the language without fame, which is the grace
they are saving.

Matt Love wrote:

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Proof: Talking about reality is a communist plot

Bernie Sanders self-identifies as an Independent Congress member from Vermont.

In more candid times, he was identified as a "socialist." check out
what he had to say about some of our most cherished topics when he
spoke "at the Freedom of the Press Conference that has taken place
this week at the University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign:"

Am I concerned that, by definition, corporately-owned media is
pro-corporate? Yeah, I am very concerned about that. We see the
manifestations of that all over the place. We saw how they covered
the lead up and the war in Iraq so that millions of Americans, in
order to get unbiased news, had to go to the CBC in Canada or the BBC.
Am I concerned about that? I sure am. Am I concerned that the media
seems to think that one of the major issues facing civilization today
is the Michael Jackson case? Or maybe -- break it to you: Britney
Spears is pregnant! It's true. And we'll have many months of
discussion about that or the local trials or the horrible crimes. Am I
concerned about that? I sure am."

You wanna talk about news, Mr. Pinko Sanders? I'll give you some
news. You'll pry our Michael Jackson and our Julia Roberts and our
Courtney Love and our Robert Blake out of our cold, dead fingers!
Next think you know the commie pinko liberal homosexual jews will
infiltrate our little group with some agent provocateur, and try to
force us to pay attention to reality!!!!

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: DN!: The Future of Public Broadcasting//Importance of Media Reform as

Tavis Smiley: "…this conservative agenda does not allow for us to
have conversations on public radio or public television that are,
pardon the phrase, fair and balanced."

I turned on KUOW this morning and they were discussing urgent and late
breaking developments in outdoor eateries in Seattle. I turned it off.

This afternoon I turned it on and they were discussing the urgent and
pressing issue of gardens on Bainbridge Island. I turned it off.

Then I opened my e-mail and read this:

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Democracy Now! <digest-service@list.democracynow.org>
Date: May 12, 2005 11:52 AM
Subject: DN!: The Future of Public Broadcasting//Importance of Media Reform as
To: digest@list.democracynow.org

DEMOCRACY NOW! DAILY EMAIL DIGEST
May 12, 2005

= = = = = = = = =
TODAY'S DEMOCRACY NOW!:

* A ŒRight-Wing Coup¹ at PBS & the CPB? A Roundtable Discussion on the
Future of Public Broadcasting *

On Wednesday, Reps. David Obey (D-WI) and John Dingell (D-MI) called for an
investigation of the Corporation Public Broadcasting. This comes following
accusations that the CPB has been largely taken over by conservatives who
are influencing programming and hiring decisions. Obey requested that the
Inspector General for the CPB, investigate whether the CPB is violating the
Public Broadcasting Act of 1967 that prohibits interference by federal
officials over the content and distribution of public programming, and
forbids "political or other tests" from being used in CPB hiring decisions.

We speak with Obey as well as PBS host Tavis Smiley, PBS board member Norman
Ornstein, Jeff Chester of the Center for Digital Democracy and media analyst
Robert McChesney, who is organizing this weekend¹s National Conference on
Media Reform.

Listen/Watch/Read
http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=05/05/12/1426203

* Rep. Bernie Sanders on the Importance of Media Reform As A Political Issue
*

In this broadcast from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign we
hear an excerpt of a speech by Rep. Bernie Sanders, an independent from
Vemont. He spoke at the conference "Can Freedom of the Press Survive Media
Consolidation?"

Listen/Watch/Read
http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=05/05/12/1426211

***

A 'Right-Wing Coup' at PBS & the CPB? A Roundtable Discussion on the
Future of Public BroadcastingOn Wednesday, Reps. David Obey (D-WI) and
John Dingell (D-MI) called for an investigation of the Corporation
Public Broadcasting. This comes following accusations that the CPB has
been largely taken over by conservatives who are influencing
programming and hiring decisions. Obey requested that the Inspector
General for the CPB, investigate whether the CPB is violating the
Public Broadcasting Act of 1967 that prohibits interference by federal
officials over the content and distribution of public programming, and
forbids "political or other tests" from being used in CPB hiring
decisions. We speak with Obey as well as PBS host Tavis Smiley, PBS
board member Norman Ornstein, Jeff Chester of the Center for Digital
Democracy and media analyst Robert McChesney, who is organizing this
weekend's National Conference on Media Reform. [includes rush
transcript]


Rep. Bernie Sanders on the Importance of Media Reform As A Political
IssueIn this broadcast from the University of Illinois at
Urbana-Champaign we hear an excerpt of a speech by Rep. Bernie
Sanders, an independent from Vemont. He spoke at the conference "Can
Freedom of the Press Survive Media Consolidation?" [includes rush
transcript]

Thursday, May 12th, 2005
A 'Right-Wing Coup' at PBS & the CPB? A Roundtable Discussion on the
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On Wednesday, Reps. David Obey (D-WI) and John Dingell (D-MI) called
for an investigation of the Corporation Public Broadcasting. This
comes following accusations that the CPB has been largely taken over
by conservatives who are influencing programming and hiring decisions.
Obey requested that the Inspector General for the CPB, investigate
whether the CPB is violating the Public Broadcasting Act of 1967 that
prohibits interference by federal officials over the content and
distribution of public programming, and forbids "political or other
tests" from being used in CPB hiring decisions.
We speak with Obey as well as PBS host Tavis Smiley, PBS board member
Norman Ornstein, Jeff Chester of the Center for Digital Democracy and
media analyst Robert McChesney, who is organizing this weekend's
National Conference on Media Reform. [includes rush transcript]

Yesterday, two congressmen called for an investigation into reports
that the Republican Chairman of the Corporation for Public
Broadcasting, Ken Tomlinson, is pushing for political control over
public broadcasting. The Corporation for Public Broadcasting or CPB is
a private, nonprofit entity financed by Congress to ensure the
vitality of public television and radio. CPB develops programming for
National Public Radio, Public Radio International and PBS. Appointees
of President Bush currently control the majority of seats on CPB's
eight-member board.
Wisconsin Democrat, David Obey, and Michigan Democrat, John Dingell,
requested that the Inspector General for the CPB, investigate whether
the CPB is violating the Public Broadcasting Act of 1967. This act
prohibits interference by Federal officials over the content and
distribution of public programming, and forbids "political or other
tests" from being used in CPB hiring decisions.
The letter from the congressmen came after a flurry of high profile
personnel changes and revelations that have sparked controversy and
charges that CBP is moving to the right. In April, the CBP board did
not renew the contract of its chief executive, Kathleen Cox. Board
Chairman Kenneth Tomlinson tapped Ken Ferree -- a former top aide to
Michael Powell at the Federal Communications Commission – to be her
temporary replacement. Ferree alarmed many when he suggested in a
recent New York Times magazine article that he didn't watch much PBS
or listen to NPR.
Also in April, CPB appointed a pair of veteran journalists to review
public TV and radio programming for evidence of bias - the first time
in CPB's 38-year history that it has established such positions. In an
article in the Washington Post, an anonymous senior FCC official was
quoted as saying that the CPB, "is engaged in a systematic effort not
just to sanitize the truth, but to impose a right-wing agenda on PBS.
It's almost like a right-wing coup. It appears to be orchestrated."
And last week, a report in the New York Times revealed that Tomlinson
hired an outside consultant last year to keep track of the political
leanings of guests on the PBS program Now! With Bill Moyers. The paper
also reported that Tomlinson had worked to kill a legislative proposal
that would have required more radio and TV veterans on the CPB Board
and he has made clear that a former co-chairwoman of the Republican
National Committee, Assistant Secretary of State Patricia Harrison, is
his preferred choice for the vacant CPB presidency.
In response to the Times article, Tomlinson published an Op-Ed in the
Washington Times writing "To me and many other supporters of public
broadcasting the image of the left-wing bias of "NOW" -- unchallenged
by a balancing point of view on public broadcasting's Friday evening
lineup -- was unhealthy. Indeed, it jeopardized essential support for
public TV."
· Robert McChesney, professor at the University of Illinois at
Urbana-Champaign and the author of eight books including Rich Media,
Poor Democracy: Communication Politics in Dubious Times. He is the
co-founder of Free Press which is organizing this week's National
Conference on Media Reform here in St. Louis.
· Jeffrey Chester, Executive director of the Center for Digital Democracy.
· Norman Ornstein, resident scholar at the American Enterprise
Institute for Public Policy Research. He is a member of the Board of
Directors of the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS)
· Tavis Smiley, hosts Tavis Smiley which airs nationally on PBS
stations , and a radio show, The Tavis Smiley Show broadcasted by
Public Radio International.
· Rep. David Obey, Democratic Congressman from Wisconsin

RUSH TRANSCRIPT
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AMY GOODMAN: To talk about these developments, we're joined by a panel
of guests. Here in Urbana, Illinois, we're joined by Robert McChesney,
professor here at the University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign and
author of eight books including Rich Media, Poor Democracy:
Communication Politics in Dubious Times. On the phone from Los
Angeles, we'll be joined by Tavis Smiley, host of the television
program "Tavis Smiley," which airs on PBS nationally, and a radio
program, "The Tavis Smiley Show," which is being broadcast by Public
Radio International. On the phone with us from Washington, D.C., Jeff
Chester, Executive Director of the Center for Digital Democracy. Also
from D.C., Norman Ornstein, a member of the Board of Directors of PBS
and Resident Scholar at the American Enterprise Institute. We're going
to begin with Jeff Chester. You've been putting out a lot of documents
over the last few weeks. Can you sum up your concerns?
JEFF CHESTER: Well, there's no question that the chair of the CPB
board, Ken Tomlinson, backed by the G.O.P. majority is putting
tremendous pressure on PBS, in particular. As Ken Auletta, the New
Yorker media writer, reported last year, the GOP has realized they
can't really kill public television, in particular. It's too popular,
because, in part, of its children's programming. So they decided to
transform it, to weaken it, to eliminate the kind of serious news and
investigative reporting that public broadcasting occasionally does and
to put, in essence, a kind of GOP imprimatur over, in particular, the
news and public affairs. So there's tremendous pressure going on.
They have appointed these new watchdogs who have a sort of a dubious
reputation to oversee all programming on public TV and public radio,
including this show. They have a wide mandate to investigate any
programming on any public radio or television station regardless of
whether or not they're CPB or federal funding. So there's tremendous
pressure right now behind the scenes in public broadcasting; and I've
said that Tomlinson is really channeling sort of Richard Nixon here.
There's an enemies list. Bill Moyers is on that list. There's
backchannel communications with the White House to develop strategy.
There's pressure on programmers. They tried to get PBS to sign a
contract that would give CPB much more control over individual
programs -- thankfully, PBS rejected that contract -- and, of course,
there's been a slew of senior executives fired in part because those
executives told the GOP board chair, Ken Tomlinson: 'Look the polls
that you commissioned, the two polls you commissioned from a GOP firm
showed the public doesn't perceive bias. Eighty percent of the
American public thinks that PBS and NPR is doing a fine job.' So there
is a kind of invisible campaign going on -- these articles are now
exposing it -- to transform public television and eventually public
radio and, frankly, including the stations that carry your program.
AMY GOODMAN: Jeff Chester, can you talk about a document that you got
a hold of that was sent from CPB to PBS, a kind of contract? And I
also do want to say that we invited any representative from the
Corporation for Public Broadcasting to join us, but they declined our
invitation for today. Jeff Chester.
JEFF CHESTER: Well, for the last 17, 18 years, PBS and CPB sign a
annual contract, and it allows the transfer of funds, the CPB federal
funds, to PBS, to underwrite its national programming service, which
includes some of its prime time programs and children's programs. And
for the first time in 18 years, in essence, what CPB demanded was to
have much greater control over what PBS decides in terms of the
programs it will commit to for its national programming service. In
essence, if PBS did not agree that its programs would reflect the
research and the goals that CPB has developed, in essence, to
accomplish this Republican agenda, then CPB had the right to refuse to
provide it with funds. So, this was an unprecedented attempt on the
part of CPB to really control the programming content on PBS; and it
does illustrate another problem, is that public television in this
country is so enfeebled that for, in essence, a measly $25 million --
nothing for the commercial networks, but that's what really we were
talking about -- it went through all kinds of contortions until it
decided, of course, to reject this contract last April.
AMY GOODMAN: Well, we're going to talk about that and more in just a
minute. We're joined by a roundtable of people to talk about the state
of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and particularly PBS.
[break]
AMY GOODMAN: We're talking about the Corporation for Public
Broadcasting and PBS. We're joined by a roundtable of people,
including Jeff Chester of the Center for Digital Democracy; Norm
Ornstein, the American Enterprise Institute, who sits on the board of
directors of PBS; Bob McChesney, in the studio with us, a professor
here at the University of Illinois, author of many books on the media.
I wanted to go to Bob McChesney. As you hear Jeff Chester sum up his
concerns, your thoughts as you look at the history of the media and
where public broadcasting fits into it.
ROBERT McCHESNEY: Well, I think Jeff's concerns are -- he nails it.
He's right on target. This is a severe crisis right now that public
broadcasting face. And I think, you know, to put it in context, the
United States has never had public broadcasting in the sense that most
countries has had it, which has been a non-profit, non-commercial
service for the entire population with a direct relationship to it.
Here in the United States, our public broadcasting developed after the
commercial interests had basically taken over the airwaves. And they
got first claim to programming. When public broadcasting came along in
the '60s, its job was to do the programs that those guys couldn't make
any money off of, that they were being criticized for not doing. So
they were put in a very difficult position. They weren't allowed to do
shows that developed a big audience. And then, ideologically they were
put in the position they couldn't do news programs that went outside
the boundaries either or they would face political pressure in
Washington. So if you understand the sort of way their hands were tied
behind their back from the outset, what public broadcasting has
accomplished in this country is actually fairly impressive, given the
difficult sort of scenario they were put into. And they fought hard
and I think some of the stations have done a terrific job in that
context, but it's always been a difficult battle, because you never
get political support, you're getting political censorship, and you're
struggling for support with commercial underwriting, with trying to
get listeners and viewers. But I think what we're seeing now, as Jeff
points out, is that there's such a policing now of intellectual
content in this country that this is a blatant attempt by the Bush
administration to say, well, here's like any sort of dissident voices
that we can get our hands on to quash, we have to, and I think that's
the only way to interpret what Tomlinson is doing.
AMY GOODMAN: Norm Ornstein, you are member of the Board of Directors
of PBS. Are you concerned?
NORMAN ORNSTEIN: Oh yeah, I think we're all concerned. You know, the
way in which public broadcasting was set up in this country, the
governing structure was always insane, frankly, layers of different
areas of responsibility and administration. There's always been
tremendous tensions between the stations and PBS itself, a programming
service. CPB is an entity which was the conduit for federal funds. It
was also supposed to provide – set up that way to provide a firewall
between the political process and the programming. And if you have not
a firewall, but a fire, then that's a major concern. It fits in with a
lot of other concerns, frankly. You know, public broadcasting in this
country is going to struggle as it will in other countries, as it is
in other countries, when you have all of a sudden a 500-channel
universe. It's a different world, and you have to justify yourself in
a different way. If you have got an arts channel and an opera channel
and a fishing channel and a National Geographic channel and all kinds
of other things, what is it that makes public broadcasting different
and unique? Ultimately, that justifies the public involvement.
At the same time, as we make the transition to digital broadcasting,
there's a tremendous expense, and the money that's coming in both to
pay for the transition and that will end up covering the ability to do
the things that public broadcasting can do in a digital age, is going
to be a struggle, as well. We have been spending a lot of our time
trying to make sure we could have a bright digital future. So, you put
all of those things together, and you have got headaches even if there
weren't this kind of political problem.
I will tell you, frankly, that during my service on the board, I was
very uneasy about the Moyers show because I saw the show as basically
public broadcasting putting a "kick me" sign on the back, and I knew
what was going to happen from that. What we have had with the Moyers
show is a highly visible prime time news show, in which Bill acted
both as advocate and commentator and anchor. It's very difficult to
mix those roles. And I knew what was going to happen was we would get
a kind of criticism and pressure that would lead to some kind of
right-wing shows to balance the left-wing show. We got it with Tucker
Carlson's show. We got it with "Wall Street Journal Report."
And what I have feared for a long time is that we would lose our
identity in public affairs, which should be and has to be distinct
from what's offered on cable or what's offered on commercial
broadcasting, public affairs. Commercial broadcasting public affairs
has become dumbed down and shallow, as they struggle to deal with the
fact that they're money losers for their corporate entities, and cable
is all shouting all the time. What they love is to put somebody from
one end shouting at somebody from the other end. Public broadcasting
has not had, in an overall sense, bias in its public affairs. It has
had the leading lights of the news hour of "Frontline," where you can
have points of view expressed, but it's very, very hard to make the
case that they tilt one way or the other. With "Washington Week," with
a whole series of other programs, with the Ken Burns documentaries
that stand out as beacons. And once you move in a direction where
you've got to balance left wing against right wing, you look like
cable. And taking cable people like Tucker Carlson, I thought, was
leading us in a direction where we would lose any sense of why we had
a justification in public affairs in a 500-channel universe. So there
are lots of areas of concern here, and of course, they're going to be
exploited by political entities.
ROBERT McCHESNEY: Norm has hit on a really -- first, the great
question he asked: Was there a justification for public broadcasting
in a 500-channel universe? He actually answered that at the end of his
point, because he pointed out that even with 500 channels there's a
lot that's not being done or a lot that's being done poorly. And
what's striking around the world, if you look at Germany and Britain
and northern Europe and Japan, is that public broadcasting -- they
thought it would all decline around the world with the advent of
satellite television -- is booming, because the services that
non-commercial, well-funded public broadcasting could provide,
especially in a country like the United States -- imagine what we
could have the local news that was done by public broadcasters -- are
so clear to people, they're flocking to it now. It's doing better than
ever in many respects in countries around the world. So we have seen
the answer to the question. There's a definite place for public
broadcasting, non-profit, non-commercial broadcasting. I think where I
would sort of take difference with Mr. Ornstein, was his
categorization of the Moyers show, because the Moyers show was not a
liberal or left-wing version of the right-wing talk show. It was an
investigative journalism show. Bill actually broke stories. He
investigated people in power. And frankly, if they put on a
conservative-oriented investigative show, I think that would have been
terrific. But you don't balance an investigative journalism show with
pontificators that just sort of shout out sound bites but don't
actually do any journalism, don't get dirt under their fingernails,
and that's why I don't think that's a legitimate comparison.
AMY GOODMAN: What about the tradition of muckraking journalism? Can
you talk a little about it?
ROBERT McCHESNEY: Well, I think as Norm pointed out that's pretty much
dead in commercial broadcast media. We don't have hard investigations
of people in power. As we saw during the buildup to the Iraq war, most
depressingly, too much of what passes for broadcast journalism is
stenography for press releases. There's not much investigation digging
behind the claims of people in power. And what Bill did by doing that
is called liberal journalism, but I don't know why exactly it's
liberal journalism when you investigate what people in power say.
Because if Bill Moyers doesn't apply that to democrats, that's
legitimate. But as far as I can tell, Bill Moyers has one standard he
applies to anyone in power.
AMY GOODMAN: In The New York Times last week, their piece called,
"Republican Chair Exerts Pressure on PBS, Alleging Biases," they
write, "In late March, on the recommendation of administration
officials, Kenneth Tomlinson hired the Director of the White House
Office of Global Communications as a senior staff member. While she
was still on the White House staff, she helped craft guidelines,
governing the work of two ombudsman whom the corporation recently
appointed to review the content of public radio and television
broadcasts. Tomlinson also encouraged Corporation and public
broadcasting officials to broadcast the "Journal Editorial Report,"
whose host, Paul Gigot, is editor of the conservative editorial page
of the Wall Street Journal, and while a search firm has been retained
to find a successor for Kathleen Cox, the Corporation's president and
chief executive, whose contract wasn't renewed, Tomlinson has made
clear to the board his choice is Patricia Harrison, co-chair of the
Republican National Committee, who is now an Assistant Secretary of
State." Norm Ornstein?
NORMAN ORNSTEIN: Well, I don't like -- first of all, I don't like the
idea of having ombudsmen at -- although, you know, they did not pick
crazy people, Ken Bode is certainly a distinguished journalist --
AMY GOODMAN: Ken Bode, as well as -- of formerly with NBC, and the
other ombudsman, Jeff Chester, with Reader's Digest? We'll get him
back on. Norm Ornstein, your response.
NORMAN ORNSTEIN: You know, the whole concept of having ombudsman at
this point is a suggestion that you have got bias in your public
affairs. And my own judgment is that if you leave Moyers and these
response shows to it aside, I just have [inaudible] anything that
would suggest a bias in the public affairs arena. So I didn't find
that a particularly appropriate move to make. And you have got to be
concerned. Frankly, I don't know why you have a board at CPB that
includes people from both sides. I can't understand why we haven't
heard anything from any of the board members, including those who were
appointed by democrats, about what's going on inside. I just don't
understand it.
AMY GOODMAN: Well, let me ask Jeff Chester if he can join. Let me ask
Jeff Chester if he can join in this discussion about the ombudspeople,
and what they're supposed to be doing, and who they are?
JEFFREY CHESTER: First in terms of the democrats on the CPB board, I
have spoken to some. I mean, there's one outstanding vacancy, and we
know from the Ken Auletta story that the White House refused to
support the democratic nominee, Professor Chon Noriega, because he
said during his White House vetting that he would not censor
individual programs, but according to my sources on the CPB board, no
matter what the democrats say, the chairperson keeps returning to this
idea that there's bias in the program. Mr. Tomlinson, despite these
two polls, is completely fixated on the fact that he sees bias
throughout the public television schedule. It's not just Mr. Moyers,
and there I also have to agree here that one of my concerns is that
what Tomlinson and company are critiquing is the serious journalism
that you saw in "Now." I mean, you have people working on the "Now"
show who are refugees from the network evening news departments, Norm.
You know, it's the only place left where you can do serious
investigative reporting. And I understand the concern that some people
had about the commentary. But the reporting is first rate, and it's
that kind of reporting, frankly, that makes public television
potentially distinct in this multi-channel universe and it's that kind
of serious investigative reporting that in fact is the target of
Tomlinson and company.
Now, as Tomlinson is trying to, you know, squeeze public television to
make programming decisions that reflect his and the GOP agenda, they
have chosen these two people who frankly have a conflict of interest.
I mean, Ken Bode was a distinguished journalist, but, you know, he in
essence was fired from his PBS show and replaced by Gwen Ifill. That
was the "Washington Week in Review." So he may harbor some, you know,
grudge, unconscious or not, against public broadcasting. Mr. Schultz
is completely inappropriate, a crony of Tomlinson from years back with
strong connections into the hard right of the Republican Party. These
guys have been told, go and look at whatever you want. Look at
Pacifica, you know, look at NPR and report back to us, and we'll
publicize it, etc. So it's part of the infrastructure of control that
Tomlinson and company have set up. And finally, you know, it's always
a little confusing about the role of CPB in programming, but CPB is
pushing a programming agenda, including its new programming chief, who
is a conservative programmer, named Michael Pack, who used to work
with Lynne Cheney. He has created a whole new series.
AMY GOODMAN: Lynne Cheney, the Vice President' wife, former chairman
of the National Endowment for Humanities.
JEFFREY CHESTER: That's right. And we know from the Ken Auletta story
that Michael Pack was the producer when Lynne Cheney brought PBS
president Pat Mitchell into the Vice President's residence about two
years ago to pitch a children's series, while Pack is now running a
series at CPB, "America at the Crossroads," which is to look at the
nature of international terrorism, states that harbor, response to
terrorists. So there's a conservative programming agenda at CPB now
underway, which is one reason why Congress, the democrats, have asked
for this data.
AMY GOODMAN: Well, Jeff Chester, Norm Ornstein, Bob McChesney, we're
also joined on the line now from Los Angeles by Tavis Smiley, who is
host of a PBS television program as well as a radio program, "The
Tavis Smiley Show," which is broadcasting out of Public Radio
International. Welcome to Democracy Now!, as well, Tavis.
TAVIS SMILEY: Amy, nice to have you on, and good morning to all your guests.
AMY GOODMAN: It's good to have you with us. Can you talk about your
response to the latest news about the Corporation for Public
Broadcasting, headlines like those in The New York Times around the
issue of pressure being put on PBS and public broadcasting by the
chair of the CPB?
TAVIS SMILEY: Who was the last person speaking just before I came on?
AMY GOODMAN: That was Jeff Chester.
TAVIS SMILEY: That was Jeff. First of all, let me just say in the – as
we say, in the fine tradition of the black church, amen. When I heard
Jeff saying at end with regard to the politics of – the politics being
played around this issue, I would have to agree with everything Jeff
said. I mean, it's pretty clear to me, you would have – I mean, Stevie
Wonder can see that there are clearly politics being played around
this particular issue with regard to CPB and the way they do business,
and not just politics but indeed partisan politics being played, as
Jeff was pointing out. I guess my take is a little bit different, and,
you know, I guess I'd want to expand the conversation to talk about
how we're actually defining the term conservative politics. So it's
clear they have a conservative political agenda where CPB is
concerned, but when I talk about conservativism, I'm expanding it
beyond just the pure partisan political agenda to talk more also – to
talk more, rather, about the issue of diversity.
I have, as you know, a program on public radio and a program on public
television, the only American to be nationally heard on both public
radio and public television every day. And the reality is that up
until 2001, when I became the first African American to host his own
show, and certainly a show geared toward bringing in a broader
audience of listeners to public radio, CPB had not thought it
important enough prior to that time and even since that time, to
really reach out to expand public radio to a broader audience. That is
an indictment not just on conservatives but liberals alike, or
so-called liberals, but it certainly is getting worse and getting more
difficult to put program on that reaches out not just -- reaches out,
rather, to a broader audience. And I see that process becoming more
difficult than it was even four years ago, given the conservative
politics that are being played here.
How do I know that? Because after I started the public radio program,
then we decided to go to public television, and we have now a very
successful program in its second season on PBS, that is doing the same
thing that our radio program has done. We have the youngest
demographic. We have the most multicultural, multiracial audience. We
have an educated audience. We have all the things that a -- that
anybody at CPB or PBS or public radio could want in terms of audience
demographics, and yet when we went to CPB to get our television
program on the air, with all of the success we were having on public
radio, CPB did not fund, did not support the television show.
This is not an axe to grind. Our show is in its second season. We, at
this point, don't want CPB money. We're off and running, not a
problem. The point I'm raising here, Amy, very quickly is that this
agenda, this conservative agenda does not allow for us to have
conversations on public radio or public television that are, pardon
the phrase, fair and balanced. That's a problem, this political
partisan agenda, but beyond that it creates a broader problem, because
in the most multicultural, multiracial, multiethnic America ever, I do
not see with these kinds of folk pushing their agenda how we're ever
going to make public radio sound like America looks, how we ever get
public television to look like America looks. And that's another
problem for those of us who happen to be persons of color who value
public radio, who value public television and are frightened about
what's happening right now at CPB.
JEFFREY CHESTER: Can I say something?
AMY GOODMAN: You left NPR?
TAVIS SMILEY: I did leave NPR. And I left NPR for that very reason,
that I did not think, quite frankly, that NPR was as serious as I
thought they were when I joined them about diversity, about inclusion.
I'm one African American. The show was doing extremely well, the
fastest growing program, again, in the history of NPR. Nobody there
would argue those numbers. The fact of the matter was, after three
years, I was pushing for some movement. I thought that given the
success that we had, people in the building should have seen the light
and not have to force me to make them feel the heat to build upon the
success that we have had, or had had while I was there. So, to make a
long story short without, you know, casting aspersion again on NPR, I
just decided the best thing for me to do -- I didn't want to be used
as a front, I didn't want to be window dressing -- so the best thing
for me to do was to leave and to start all over again. Now, one
doesn't walk away from almost 100 stations that it takes you three
years to build up to, being heard in 92-94% of the country. One
doesn't walk away from that. That's a tough and difficult decision to
make. But for me, the issue of diversity and inclusion was important
enough to walk away with the hope of shining a light on what was not
being done, so that in the months and years to come, we can live up to
the true ideals of what public television and, in that regard, public
radio really ought to be about.
AMY GOODMAN: Bob McChesney, you have been talking about holding public
meetings and addressing this issue of fair and balanced. Who
determines what's one side and what's the other?
ROBERT McCHESNEY: Well, I think, clearly what we are seeing in the
case of Tomlinson is this sort of definition of fair and balanced is
ideological, it's opportunistic, it has no principle behind it. I
mean, I think, as Tavis Smiley just pointed out, if one were to just
look at the programming on NPR and PBS stations and say, well, what is
sort of -- what's going on here? What's missing? I mean, the thing
that jumps out is the lack of diversity, as he points out, of people
of color. I mean, striking the lack of any coverage of working class
people or labor issues, all of the business shows – but, you know, you
don't hear Ken Tomlinson saying, better get labor programs on, better
hear what consumers and workers think about the economy. So, blatantly
opportunistic tone of this sort of sense of balance, I think, is
apparent. The way to get the answer to this – you know, ironically
now, there used to be a firewall between the Corporation for Public
Broadcasting and the management, theoretically, so they wouldn't feel
political pressure for every decision they make. That firewall is
coming down. The firewall that's still there that has to come down is
between the people in this country, the listeners, the viewers, the
potential viewers and listeners and the managers and the politicians.
We can't let the Ken Tomlinsons of the world sort of act like they
represent the public, when they have no – don't have the public's
interest at heart and there's no evidence they have any support in the
public for what they're doing. All of the evidence we're getting right
now shows that there's a wellspring of support for the idea of public
radio and TV in this country. People like the idea, even people who
don't use the system, but there are concerns, and the primary concern
is the lack of funding, first of all, and secondly, this partisan
meddling by people like Ken Tomlinson.
AMY GOODMAN: Free Press did a study. You did a sort of poll in a few areas?
ROBERT McCHESNEY: Well, we've done a series of focus groups with
working class people in the last few weeks. And we don't -- haven't
gotten the final data in, but we were struck by the degree of support
for public broadcasting, and from a constituency not considered to be,
as Tavis Smiley has said, their core audience.
AMY GOODMAN: Bob McChesney, I am going to interrupt for a minute,
because we have just been joined on the telephone by Congress member
David Obey of Wisconsin, who I know is racing off to a Congressional
briefing, having just come off of C-SPAN. Welcome to Democracy Now!,
Congress member Obey.
REP. DAVID OBEY: Thank you
AMY GOODMAN: It's good to have you with us. Now, you have joined with
Congress member Dingell in writing a letter to the Inspector General
of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, demanding an investigation
of what?
REP. DAVID OBEY: Well, there have been a number of accounts in
newspapers and stories elsewhere which would seem to indicate that Mr.
Tomlinson is crossing the line in terms of trying to apply political
pressure or achieve political ends for public broadcasting. The
Corporation for Public Broadcasting is specifically forbidden by law
to get itself involved in programming or trying to promote or
distribute programming, and from the comments that we have seen in a
variety of news stories, ranging from The New York Times on the left
to The Washington Times on the right, it seems that there's
considerable cause for concern.
AMY GOODMAN: And so what do you want to specifically be looked at, and
I'm looking at your letter right now, which raises a number of
questions, among them, that Mr. Tomlinson hired Mary Catherine Andrews
while she was still director of the White House Office of Global
Communications to draft guidelines for two ombudsman to review the
content of public radio and television?
REP. DAVID OBEY: That's one item. If an ombudsman is going to be
created, for instance, I question whether or not it ought to report to
the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. I'm not at all convinced that
that doesn't put them right smack in the middle of making judgments
about programming that they had no business making. We also would like
to have them review what the circumstances were around Mr. Tomlinson's
hiring a consultant to specifically review and evaluate Bill Moyers's
show that recently went off the air. It appears that that's the only
show that was targeted. It also appears that Mr. Tomlinson was very
active in trying to promote The Wall Street Journal Editorial Board's
new program with member stations around the country, and that, to me,
does not seem to be legitimate.
AMY GOODMAN: The way they're spinning your letter to the CPB Inspector
General, Congressman Obey, on the Drudge Report right now, it says,
"Dem Congressman: conservative voices on PBS may be illegal."
REP. DAVID OBEY: Oh, that's nonsense. No, no one is squawking about
conservative or liberal. Or I don't care if people are Irish, French,
you name it. What I want is to see that the law is adhered to, and the
law says that the Corporation for Public Broadcasting is supposed to
keep its cotton-picking nose out of programming and out of politics.
AMY GOODMAN: Bob McChesney, you're calling for public hearings?
ROBERT McCHESNEY: Well, I think the way around this -- the only
solution to this is to not allow these debates to be done behind
closed doors in Washington without any public involvement. The voice
that's missing here entirely is the public of this country, the people
who support public broadcasting, the people who watch it, the people
who want it in their communities. Let's go around the country. Let's
have public broadcasting officials, members of Congress, go out and
talk to people in their communities about what they want from public
broadcasting, hear what they say. I have got a feeling that Ken
Tomlinson is going to be getting a real education in what the American
people think they want from their public broadcasting, if he actually
hears from them and not just from the White House about what he should
be doing.
AMY GOODMAN: Jeff Chester, you are calling for the resignation of Mr.
Tomlinson?
JEFFREY CHESTER: It's time that Ken Tomlinson leave. He has
politicized this agency unnecessarily. He has brought disgrace upon
it. Just quickly, I'd like to concur with what Mr. Smiley said. I
mean, there's a larger issue here, which is the lack of vision, in a
way, that both public television and public radio have about the
future. PBS in particular is in a real crisis, and you know, there
should have been at this time, you know, many, many more people like
Bill Moyers, people of color, women, who had series, who had programs,
who had national platforms. PBS sadly has never developed that, and so
one of the things we need to do is a much larger conversation, not
just fight off this right-wing attack and find out whether or not CPB
has broken the law, but really re-envision public media for the 21st
century.
AMY GOODMAN: What about this notion that some general managers talk
about on public radio and television that they need a firewall from
the public in public television and radio?
ROBERT McCHESNEY: I think -- go ahead, Jeff.
JEFFREY CHESTER: I think, frankly -- and Norm sort of talked about
this at the beginning, part of the problem is the whole arcane
governance structure. A lot of public television stations now are very
comfortable with their corporate underwriters. You know, I wish Free
Press luck, but they're going to find that, in many ways it's too late
to get those stations, PBS stations to change. I mean, when you have
the general manager of the Nashville PBS station telling PBS we don't
want any more news or public affairs programs on the national
schedule, when you have those kinds of people who are seeking just
safe programs that can generate revenues from underwriting and viewer
sponsorship, then you know you have a real problem.
AMY GOODMAN: Well, I want to thank you all for being with us. When we
come back, we're going to hear what another Congress member has to say
about public broadcasting. He is Bernie Sanders, the independent of
Vermont. Some are saying that he has a very good shot at becoming the
Senator of Vermont when Jim Jeffords steps down after the next
election. Bob McChesney of Free Press, a professor at University of
Illinois; Jeff Chester of Center for Digital Democracy; Norm Ornstein
of the American Enterprise Institue; Tavis Smiley of "The Tavis Smiley
Show" and PBS; Congress member Obey, Democrat of Wisconsin.
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Mission Accomplished

How about a giant statue of Patrick McGohan at Abu Chraib? or maybe
the star of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? If people felt that
trivialized what is going on there, would they be over-reacting?

****

Two years after "Mission Accomplished", whatever moral stature the
United States could claim at the end of its invasion of Iraq has long
ago been squandered in the torture and abuse and deaths at Abu Ghraib.
That the symbol of Saddam Hussein's brutality should have been turned
by his own enemies into the symbol of their own brutality is a
singularly ironic epitaph for the whole Iraq adventure. We have all
been contaminated by the cruelty of the interrogators and the guards
and prison commanders.

But this is not only about Abu Ghraib. There are clear and proven
connections now between the abuses at Abu Ghraib and the cruelty at
the Americans' Bagram prison in Afghanistan and Guantanamo Bay.
Curiously, General Janis Karpinski, the only senior US officer facing
charges over Abu Ghraib, admitted to me a year earlier when I visited
the prison that she had been at Guantanamo Bay, but that at Abu Ghraib
she was not permitted to attend interrogations - which seems very odd.

A vast quantity of evidence has now been built up on the system which
the Americans have created for mistreating and torturing prisoners. I
have interviewed a Palestinian who gave me compelling evidence of anal
rape with wooden poles at Bagram - by Americans, not by Afghans.

Many of the stories now coming out of Guantanamo - the sexual
humiliation of Muslim prisoners, their shackling to seats in which
they defecate and urinate, the use of pornography to make Muslim
prisoners feel impure, the female interrogators who wear little
clothing (or, in one case, pretended to smear menstrual blood on a
prisoner's face) - are increasingly proved true. Iraqis whom I have
questioned at great length over many hours, speak with candour of
terrifying beatings from military and civilian interrogators, not just
in Abu Ghraib but in US bases elsewhere in Iraq.

At the American camp outside Fallujah, prisoners are beaten with full
plastic water bottles which break, cutting the skin. At Abu Ghraib,
prison dogs have been used to frighten and to bite prisoners.

How did this culture of filth start in America's "war on terror"? The
institutionalised injustice which we have witnessed across the world,
the vile American "renditions" in which prisoners are freighted to
countries where they can be roasted, electrified or, in Uzbekistan,
cooked alive in fat? As Bob Herbert wrote in The New York Times, what
seemed mind-boggling when the first pictures emerged from Abu Ghraib
is now routine, typical of the abuse that has "permeated the Bush
administration's operations".


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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Re: 9-foot bronze statue of BEWITCHED Samantha causes controversy...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>
Date: May 11, 2005 10:02 PM
Subject: Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Re: 9-foot bronze statue of BEWITCHED
Samantha causes controversy...
To: Bizarro_UltraZine@yahoogroups.com

The problem is that they haven't reacted enough. It' is true that you
can find witch related souvenirs and shops in Salem, that is part of
the problem. I am fully in favor of the people that would like to make
amends for what happened in Salem in the past, and recognize they
haven't fully gotten there yet. It's true that it's 400 years in the
past - it makes it a good place to start, because it took the catholic
church 500 years to apologize to Galileo, it took the people of York
800 years to honor the Jews that were slaughtered there in their
witchhunt. So it would be a good idea to close the gap, maybe if they
start trying to do the right thing in Salem, we can expect that in a
couple of hundred years or so, the US will apologize for using
biological weapons against Cuba, or mining the harbors in Nicaragua.

I am a student of witchhunts. And as you know, I find the persecution
of innocent people to be one of the most horrific things imaginable.
of course, we always like to believe that anybody who is murdered by
the state deserves it. And if it happens to us, and nobody sticks up
for us, well, we're dead, so tough luck, people will think we deserved
it to, so that's just the way it goes.

I thought of an analogy I like better than yours - a fashion show at
Dachau, with all the heroin thin models wearing prison camp uniforms
marching gaily off to the showers. Not trivializing their suffering
at all.

On 5/11/05, tim_tt2 <tim_tt2@yahoo.com> wrote:
> It sounds to me that people are over reacting...sure bad things
> happened to innocent people during the witch hunts, but like the guy
> said...it's documented in museums and though people shouldn't trivilize
> what happened...I bet if you go to Salem, you'll find a lot of witch
> related souveniers and shops.
>
> It's like erecting an Alien statue in Roswell,NM
>
> T.
>
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] This should make Matt Love's day lol

They are all traitors, and Anti-American on fundamentally deep levels.

Of course, people are so narcotized by TV (and the drugs that are
advertised so heavily on TV these days) that they don't understand
this.

Being at my folks place, I have been able to follow Mike Mitchell's
advice and watch more TV. What a vast wasteland of idiocy and lies.

On the news they talked about some local fellow who died in Iraq. He
wanted so much to help the people of Iraq that he went back for a 2nd
tour. It is indeed possible that his death at the hands of the Iraqi
people who so desperately want the US military and US industry out of
their country will eventually help them. Because if enough people
like him die, the citizens of this country may eventually act on their
belief that the war is wrong, not worth it, all so dick Cheney's
colleagues at Halliburton can make a buck, etc. It's quite clear that
the administration has no intention of doing what the American public
want, and it's discouraging, but in no way surprising, that the
legislature, rapidly collapsing into a fraud and a farce just as in
Rome during the collapse of their republic.

They must be forced to act like Americans. not like fraudulent
Americans like John Wayne and Ronald Reagan, but real Americans like
Andrew Jackson and Mark Hatfield. If they are incapable of this, they
should be turned out of office, every one of them.

I know that was sort of the culmination of the rhetorical arc I had
established, but I can't resist adding - what kind of idiots will sign
up because they will get more money if they are killed? well, it will
probably work, since people are getting twice as stupid every 18
months, but I don't want to hear any more shit about how crazy Muslims
are for expecting a reward in the afterlife for an act of terror today
- American terrorists think they'll be able to spend money after they
die!

On 5/11/05, tim_tt2 <tim_tt2@yahoo.com> wrote:
> rs, 1 minute ago
>
> WASHINGTON - Congress is giving President Bush billions of
> dollars more for the fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq, a
> higher death benefit for soldiers killed in combat and a new embassy
> in Baghdad.
>
> ADVERTISEMENT
>
> The spending package also requires states to issue more uniform
> driver's licenses and to verify the citizenship or legal status of
> license applicants, a provision that has prompted some states to
> threaten to sue.
>
> Bush, who gained most of what he had sought in the $82 billion
> measure, said he would sign the bill into law and praised Congress
> for showing bipartisan support for the troops and anti-terrorism
> efforts.
>
> The 100-member Senate passed the measure unanimously on Tuesday, and
> the House approved it overwhelmingly last week.
>
> "New democracies are taking root in Iraq and Afghanistan, and America
> is proud to stand with them," Bush said in a written statement. "This
> legislation will help America continue to promote freedom and
> democracy."
>
> The bill is the fifth emergency spending package Congress has taken
> up since the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. It raises the cost of
> the global effort to fight terrorism to more than $300 billion since
> 2001.
>
> Most of the money — $75.9 billion — is planned for military
> operations in Iraq and Afghanistan, while $4.2 billion goes to
> foreign aid and other international relations programs.
>
> The bill pays for war costs through September, the end of the current
> fiscal year. Rep. John Murtha (news, bio, voting record) of
> Pennsylvania, the top Democrat on the House Appropriations
> Committee's defense subcommittee, said the Army already is discussing
> needing another spending bill as early as August.
>
> The president sent Congress the spending proposal in February. Both
> Republican-controlled chambers had promised to fund only items and
> programs lawmakers deemed urgent. The final legislation matches
> Bush's proposed price tag.
>
> Lawmakers packed the bill with a number of provisions, including one
> drafted by Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., that prohibits money in the bill
> from being used "to subject any person in the custody or under the
> physical control of the United States to torture or cruel, inhuman or
> degrading treatment or punishment" prohibited by U.S. laws and
> treaties.
>
> Durbin said the measure was in response to the prisoner abuses
> scandals in Iraq and elsewhere.
>
> Senate Appropriations Committee Chairman Thad Cochran, R-Miss.,
> called the final bill "a genuine compromise between the two bodies on
> legislation that is of utmost importance to our troops who are
> deployed in the war on terror and for our allies around the world."
>
> Democrats used the bill to criticize the Bush administration for its
> Iraq policies and for failing to go through the normal budget process
> to pay for the wars. Many also assailed Republicans for tacking on
> immigration provisions.
>
> The legislation provides money for combat costs, including
> ammunition, armor for vehicles, weapons systems and other equipment.
> It also boosts the one-time benefit for survivors of troops killed in
> combat zones from $12,000 to $100,000. The increase would apply
> retroactively to families of troops killed in Iraq and Afghanistan
> beginning Oct. 7, 2001.
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> On the foreign affairs side, the measure provides $592 million for a
> secure diplomatic compound in Baghdad, $230 million for U.S. allies
> in the war on terror, and $200 million in economic and infrastructure
> assistance to the Palestinian Authority. The bill includes $907
> million for expenses and aid related to the December tsunami in
> Southeast Asia.
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> officials Tuesday in criticizing the driver's license rules, which he
> said would create national identification cards and stick state
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> minute. Who are these people in Washington telling us what to do with
> our driver's licenses and making us pay for them too?'" Alexander
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> across the California-Mexican border and provides money to hire more
> border security agents. The House had included most of the provisions
> in its version of the bill. The Senate did not but agreed during
> negotiations to go along with the House.
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> Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., said the bill comes up
> short in at least two areas.
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> "We should have received much greater attention in this bill about
> our ability to succeed in Iraq," Reid said. And, immigration reform
> should have been dealt with later, he said.
>
> Overall, the measure reflects a desire by lawmakers to give the
> Pentagon what it needs while holding the line on State Department
> spending. Lawmakers provided roughly $1 billion more than Bush sought
> for defense and about $1.5 billion less than he wanted for
> international relations programs
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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] 9-foot bronze statue of BEWITCHED Samantha causes controversy...

It's almost unspeakably vulgar - sort of like putting up a big statue
of Colonel Klink from Hogan's heroes in auschwitz - no, make that
jeruselem.

but the salem people deserve to have this stuffed down their throat,
because in many ways they have trivialized the state sponsored,
terrorist murder of those people.

what next? a statue of Bomb Voyage (from the Incredibles) at the site
of theTwin Towers? You betcha, good fun, harmless and pleasant to the
eye and to the touch

On 5/10/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
> from the IMDb...
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> A 9-foot bronze statue of witch Samantha Stephens, the
> character played by Elizabeth Montgomery on "Bewitched,"
> and paid for by the TV Land cable channel, has divided
> the town of Salem, MA, which had agreed to showcase
> the statue in a public park.
>
> Although several episodes of "Bewitched" were set in
> Salem, where Samantha attended a witches' convention,
> John Carr, a former member of the Salem Historic
> District Commission, told today's Washington Post that
> the plan trivializes the hanging of 19 citizens accused
> of witchcraft in 1692. "It's like TV Land going to Auschwitz
> and proposing to erect a statue of Colonel Klink," said
> Carr.
>
> But Mayor Stanley Usovicz noted that Salem deals with
> its tragic past in local museums. "Will this statue redefine
> Salem? Absolutely not," he told the Post. "Will it add
> to the experience of coming here? Definitely."
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Star Wars TV show to film is Australia

from a friend of mine in australia... man, first they send shoemaking
overseas, then it's airplanes and computers, now it's tv shows.
caligula is finishishing off this empire fast, aint he?

Leslie Morris <dr_spider_man@yahoo.com> wrote:
hey kiddies...

--- It was reported today that the live-action Star
Wars television series
to be filmed in Sydney, Australia.

Rick McCallum said that Australia was chosen, due to
the Government
recently extending its 12.5 per cent refundable tax
offset
to foreign films to large budget television series.

The Star Wars TV Series
- 100 hour long episodes
- Cast and crew have not been chosen.
- Series will be set between Episode 3 and 4.
- Minor characters will be featured not key
characters.
- Sydney actors and crew would be used, with a variety
of directors.

George Lucas will also be returning to Australia in
July, and will be
looking for a house to buy.
Rick McCallum will be spending time at his Darling
Point home.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] "It's about time the 2 most beautiful people in the world fucked each other!"

Maher is nuts.... Angelina Jolie is a borderline who has made herself
as ugly on the outside with all those disfiguring tattoos as she is on
the inside.

Prince Charles has a lot on the ball, but he will never get credit for
anything good he's done because people think his ex-wife was nice
because she was attractive, even though she was another sicko who made
life miserable for all around her. She somehow, supposedly, won the
hearts of the british people, and she may have - they are nearly as
stupid as us, they voted for the Labour Party again, a group of losers
that can come up with anything better than the Neo-Thatcherite Blair
(just as Americans voted for Reagan's illegitimate son, Bill Clinton,
more than once). I know that Di won the hearts of supposedly freedom
loving americans, who wish they were ruled by a genetic dynasty (don't
look, we are!). I believe that people would have come around to see
Charles as basically a decent person, victimized by duty and office
and a crazy bitch, but the crazy bitch got herself sainted while she
was involved in some crazy shit with another useless playboy shit, and
somehow that made her a saint and Chuck a goat! Charles has at least
used the disreputable office of royalty to do some good in the world,
which is more than can be said, or ever will be said about Pitt,
Jolie, Garner or Affleck.

If only Hitler and Stalin had been handsome, no doubt to this day
people would be arguing over which one of them was the most wonderful
person in the world, and lamenting that they didn't have more children
to spread their glorious genes around.

Stupid People shouldn't breed - I concur. We'd be much better off
without Jenna and Barbara. Or Dubya, Jeb, Neil, and Little Bush 4.
Or - well, you could keep going back. There was no doubt a smart
Prescott or Bush or Walker back there somewhere, but after a point,
dirty deals and political connections smoothed the way for for this
clan of inbred blue bloods.

On 5/9/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
> Matt asked...
> > Steven Hawkings and Margaret Thatcher?
>
> No, Bill Maher said that about
> Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie.
> But I am sure it would apply to
> Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner, too.
>
> But, God, let's hope that
> Prince Charles & Camilla Parker Bowles
> never have any kids-- big-eared, wrinkled,
> stupid kids!!
>
> Or, to quote that great song from
> "The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
> (1994) -- "Stupid People Shouldn't Breed"!!!
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Support 'Em

"Do not confuse the warrior with the war."
-John Kerry

From right wing to liberal, scolds (the more broad minded of them)
continue to assert that it is permissible (Who asked them?) to hold an
anti-war position, as long as you keep it to yourself. Regardless of
your opinion of what the troops are doing, you must encourage them,
because they are based on this particular patch of earth (except for
some of the mercenaries, oops, I mean contractors).

* I love Stravinsky's music, but I give him no credit for composing it.
* I admire American Jeffrey Daumer, although what he did was not okay.
* Genocide is an atrocity, but that's hardly the fault of those who
do it.
* I hate Ralph Nader, I just dig his deeds.
* The words of Emo Phillips are hilarious, but what does he think he
is, a comedian?
* Mengele was a saint who did nothing but sin.
* Witch hunts: bad. Witch hunters: Go team.
* That goddam Buckminster Fuller thought he was so smart, just
because his ideas were.


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Sunday, May 08, 2005

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