I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] New Christopher Guest movie has a myspace page!

check it out at:

www.myspace.com/for_your_consideration

with an exclusive myspace clip!

He's getting very clever about marketing. When will he put out the
two disk "Waiting for Guffman" cd, with the complete "Red, White &
Blaine" on one of the disks?



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Friday, October 13, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Happened more than 15 minutes ago, and therefore not news

>From an interesting blog at
http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2005_05_15_digbysblog_archive.html

"Some of the same M.P.'s took a particular interest in an emotionally
disturbed Afghan detainee who was known to eat his feces and mutilate
himself with concertina wire. The soldiers kneed the man repeatedly in
the legs and, at one point, chained him with his arms straight up in
the air, Specialist Callaway told investigators. They also nicknamed
him "Timmy," after a disabled child in the animated television series
"South Park." One of the guards who beat the prisoner also taught him
to screech like the cartoon character, Specialist Callaway said.

Eventually, the man was sent home.

There's some South Park Republicans for you."

I'm sure "Timmy" feels better now that Paris and Nicole have kissed
and made up, though!



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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Fiends] Scary, Disturbing, Terrifying

I fear the United States government.

Imagine the nightmare scenario of being a taxi driver with no
relationship to any terrorism or armed or unarmed resistance of any
kind, and being kidnapped, and beaten so severely that your legs were
turned to pulp, and then dying of your injuries.

An Afghan named Dilawar did not have to imagine it - because it
happened to him. Now he imagines nothing at all, ever again.

The United States government delivered a nightmare much worse than
Michael Harlan Lyman's to Dilawar, as it has to hundreds and thousands
of innocent people since the beginning of the war on terror. It was
doing it before of course, but in smaller numbers, and they felt they
had to hide it then.

They say that chickens come home to roost. If this is so, we won't
have to ever stretch our imaginations again when it comes to horror.
Any zeal we might have had to celebrate Halloween will be dampened by
the real horror and terror that will be visited upon us, as payback
for criminal sadistic actions carried out in our names, which we did
too little to stop.

Happy Halloween, indeed

On 10/13/06, Michael Harlan Lyman <harlanlyman@gmail.com> wrote:
> Afraid of many things, yet the worst is:
>
> Having a hole dug say a little less than six feet deep, as I am 6 feet tall,
>
> at a width a little more than my actual width and to be inserted
>
> HEAD FIRST, ARMS TO MY SIDES, into the dirt hole...
>
> And then of course, to be left there for a while, hours, days perhaps,
>
> to where the movement of your legs gives you some hope to squirm out
>
> but you can't -
>
> Then to top it off, for the dirt from the hole to be slowl inserted back
> into
>
> the hols with me in it, in turn suffocating to death.
>
> How's that for the worst fucking scenario to die in???
>
> harlan.
>
>
>
>
> On 10/13/06, Your Fiend Katya <fiends@oddiooverplay.com> wrote:
> >
> > Hi Gang,
> >
> > When prepping to do this project, I talked with people about what was
> > truly scary. What frightens and keeps people up at night? What creeps into
> > nightmares, disturbs and terrifies?
> >
> > Some of the answers really surprised me. Alien invasion only appeared
> > once, and that was about an invading country conquering one's own. There
> > were many responses about corporate destruction of the planet, which seems
> > to be replacing the fear of nukes that once consumed us. They were usually
> > related to the results of global climate changes and the destructive
> > consumption of natural resources, but also branched out into toxins in the
> > food and water.
> >
> > One related response struck me - birth defects and cancers caused by
> > industry. Whoa, heavy stuff that we deal with every day. (Not
> > surprisingly, this came from a man who worked in the plume of a corporate
> > chemical spill.)
> >
> > Across the board there were some common fears. There were war, landmines,
> > starvation, insects, spiders, old age and death, loss of senses like sight
> > and hearing, madness, ghosts or the dead, religious and superstitious
> > associated frights, assault, kidnapping, weapons like razors and knives,
> > holocausts, nuclear holocaust, disease.
> >
> > Top of the list of these common fears was murder. That each of us has it
> > in us to do such a thing is scary enough, but that it happens somewhere
> > every day is unnerving, isn't it? Slasher movies must work on viewers'
> > nerves, especially in violent countries.
> >
> > So, these are things to make scary movies, songs and stories about to tap
> > into today's audience. We welcome a new participant to the project, Grant,
> > [ http://www.flyingfists.org ] who has submitted a song about serial
> > killers. (Always creeps me out at how attractive Richard Ramírez is.
> > Eeew.)
> >
> > When researching the Texas Chainsaw myths, I read up on some of these
> > nutcases. Count yourself fortunate to have never met Javed Iqbal, Pedro
> > Lopez, Nikolai Dzhumagaliev, Yoo Young-Chul, Lake and Ng, Randy Steven
> > Kraft and all these other nuts. Here are some genuine mentals to keep you
> > up at night.
> >
> > READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
> >
> > List of serial killers by country
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_country
> >
> > SO, WHAT ARE YOUR FEARS, DEAR FIENDS?
> >
> > I afraid that if I don't get further along in my own music, that I will
> > miss the deadline to this Halloween compilation!
> >
> > I am afraid of -no, phobic about- car accidents. I am afraid of meeting up
> > with my criminal father or previous stalkers/attackers, because I know I
> > would commit murder. I am afraid of going deaf or getting tinitis. I am
> > afraid that suffering is caused by my actions or lack of actions. That is
> > the one that keeps me up at night. What are you afriad of?
> >
> > Fiendishly,
> > katya
> >
> >
> > ---------------------------------
> > Sweet Dreams!
> > ---------------------------------
> >
> >
> >
> >
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Thursday, October 12, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] blew my mind when I found this...

check out my celebrity look alikes at:

http://www.myspace.com/mattlove1

the resemblance is uncanny!



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Check out the uncanny resemblance

I can't believe it! I about fell over when I saw how much I look like these celebrities!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Hillary Using the bathroom photo

That was a clever bit of photoshopping - how they put Hillary
Clinton's face on Laura Bush's body!

Don't forget to check out the Waiters:
www.myspace.com/wearewaiters

You will believe in Singing Waiters!

> On 10/2/06, President of the United STOOGE <downonthebrick104@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
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> >
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> >
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> >
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> >
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> >
> >
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