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I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

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Monday, January 08, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Ronnie Spector to be inducted into Rock & Roll Hall of Fame?!?

Can you believe this?  I can't believe it.  That whole Rock and Roll Hall of Fame thing is just BS...

I have no gripe against Ronnie Spector.  I like the way she performed Phil's songs. But lets face it, without Killer Phil, she would be NOTHING.  NOTHING at all.

Year after year after year the R & R hall of fame ignores Yes.  I have a pretty good idea what at least one of you thinks about Yes. Some people say they are not R & R.  but who has moved more product, had more Gold and Platinum albums, charted more often, been more influential, inspired more people for a longer period of time - Yes or Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five?

Jeez.

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From: Kill Rock Stars
Date: Jan 8, 2007 1:02 PM
Subject Ronnie Spector to be inducted into Rock & Roll Hall of Fame!
Body:

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announced it's 2007 inductees today, and they include Ronnie Spector of the Ronnettes!
Can you believe it! ABOUT TIME! we're really stoked here at KRS.
For more info check out this press release.

and while you're at it, don't forget to check out Ronnie Spector's KRS release, "She Talks To Rainbows!" in our mailorder department!




Patti Smith and Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five are also being inducted!

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Sunday, January 07, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] more, More, MORE "Letters to the Editor" !!!

My friends in Dweebish talked me into joining MySpace. I don't do too much there, but I've still managed to accumulate 114 friends.  We never talk, but we remain close.

 

Today I got a friend request from Sara, who looks like a real nice girl to me. 

Sara


Sara wants to be your friend!

 

I figured this rock star stuff was starting to pay dividends.  She had found out somewhere that I was a big shot bass player in a popular band, and wanted to get close to me.  You can't blame a gal on that. 

 

I checked out her profile, and it said: 

 


Female
23 years old

 

About me:

She says, "Hi. I'm not used to talking about myself so I'm not sure what to discuss here.  Many people are intrigued by my work…."

And she goes on to discuss important discoveries she's made about penis enlargement, with a big picture of the penis enlarger.

 

I was pretty impressed to meet somebody who knows so much about penis enlargement, so I wrote back:

 

"Did you really invent that penis enlarger?

 

It's amazing!  yow!  You're so young, but you are already a successful inventor. it would be an honor to be your friend.

 

Have you ever considered working on a vagina reducer?  That might work too.

 

Your friend,

 

Matt"

 

I'm sure that we're going to get really tight.  This  MySpace is such a great place to meet people!

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