My friends in Dweebish talked me into joining MySpace. I don't do too much there, but I've still managed to accumulate 114 friends. We never talk, but we remain close.
Today I got a friend request from Sara, who looks like a real nice girl to me.
Sara
Sara wants to be your friend!
I figured this rock star stuff was starting to pay dividends. She had found out somewhere that I was a big shot bass player in a popular band, and wanted to get close to me. You can't blame a gal on that.
I checked out her profile, and it said:
Female
23 years old
About me:
She says, "Hi. I'm not used to talking about myself so I'm not sure what to discuss here. Many people are intrigued by my work…."
And she goes on to discuss important discoveries she's made about penis enlargement, with a big picture of the penis enlarger.
I was pretty impressed to meet somebody who knows so much about penis enlargement, so I wrote back:
"Did you really invent that penis enlarger?
It's amazing! yow! You're so young, but you are already a successful inventor. it would be an honor to be your friend.
Have you ever considered working on a vagina reducer? That might work too.
Your friend,
Matt"
I'm sure that we're going to get really tight. This MySpace is such a great place to meet people!
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