I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Soundcheck Remix the Rails Contest - PLEASE READ Re: My eagerly awaited winning entry to the "remix the subway" contest

 

OK, let's see:


I am over 18 years of age, yes.
I am not an employee of New York Public Radio, related them, or people living with them. My wife went to college with the guy who selects the songs for Cartalk, but that was years before I met her.I once met Howard Chackowicz is a bookstore in Montreal. He is a regular on Wiretap which broadcasts on many NPR stations, but I'm guessing if he's an employee of any public radio, its the CBC.  Does that count!
As far as I know, the law permits songwriting and even remixing here in Michigan.  Where would Eminem be without his samples?
I am not intending to submit another song. I have achieved perfection, there is no need to go on.
My mix contains almost all the subway sounds you provided.  I changed the speed of some of the tracks, but not the pitch. It is Thursday, March 10, 2011, and I submitted my entry by email, one of the two methods you allowed.  
I expect that you will broadcast and webcast my entry, it is my pleasure to be able to assist you in improving your programming in this manner.
My work is entirely original, though it is in the tradition of classics in both the rock and the roll traditions such as Bohemian Rhapsody, Stairway to Heaven, Freebird, Layla, and suchlike.
I am looking forward to coming to New York for a month to use my card, that will be fun. I have a friend there, I'm sure we will have fun.  
Yes, this is all true.
Why are you emailing me?  I read all this stuff before I submitted my entry.

On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 6:25 AM, WNYC Soundcheck <soundcheckcontest@gmail.com> wrote:
Thank you for your "Remix the Rails" entry. PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING RULES.

Must be 18 years of age or older. Not open to employees of New York
Public Radio, their immediate families or persons living in the same
household. Void where prohibited by law. Only one entry per person.

Entries must contain one or more of the subway sound files provided
via the contest page. Entrant is permitted to manipulate and/or alter
original sound files. Entries must be received by 9 a.m. ET on Monday,
March 14 using the methods detailed on the contest page. By submitting
an entry, you are asserting the following: a) New York Public Radio
may broadcast, webcast and archive your entry in whole or partial form
indefinitely; and b) that your entry is an original work.

Work will be judged by Washington Post music critic Chris Richards on
the basis of creativity, imagination, originality and musicality. One
winner will be chosen.  Prize is a one-month unlimited MetroCard for
the NYC transit system. Prize is nontransferable and cannot be
exchanged for cash.  Judge's decision will be final. Any
misrepresentation made by an entrant or multiples entries will result
in disqualification of the entrant. Winner's name will be kept on file
at WNYC and will be available by writing WNYC Listener Services, 160
Varick Street, New York, NY 10013.



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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] My eagerly awaited winning entry to the "remix the subway" contest [1 Attachment]

 
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I hate to keep picking on poor, dead Michael Jackson, but my fans keep requesting it.  If Jackson were still living, we'd be about the same age, and there's a lot of bitterness going around (among my supporters, not really with me, I'm cool with things, really I am) that he made so much money with his drastic, plastic sound, while I've keeping it real, and keeping it really poor.  Go figure.

Songs for sale!  Song for sale!
Gimme 25 cents that's all it takes
to buy a song so pretty your heart will break

Songs for sale!  Song for sale!
Two bits will buy a song on the subject of your choice
Played on my gitfiddle and sung in my voice

....

Why does Michael Jackson still have all of the fans
I'm a freaky deaky weirdo, too
I should have a billion dollars in the bank
I'm thinkin that would probably do

Or could it be that I am gonna have to die
To get back on the publics good side
Its true that on occasion I've shown lapses in taste,
That's something Michael never had to hide

Now I've heard his final album's like Frankenstein
Patched together from demos and scraps
I make a promise to my loyal audience
I'll never pull that kind of crap

Now he's buried in a high falutin cemetary
While I'm singing in the subway, but that's temporary
The king of pop is dead, but long live me
Give the people what they want is my philosophy

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Wednesday, March 09, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Big brains and spineless penises

 

Hey, look, Wimps got written up in The Scientist!

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By Fahd Al-Mulla

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Tuesday, March 08, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] This comment didn't get past Huffington Post censors...

 

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This comment is pending approval and won't be displayed until it is approved.

The trouble with Huffington Post censorship (and I believe I've found a way around it) - for Huffington Post is that it drives opinions they wish to suppress out into the rest of the internet. My unwelcome opinion is currently the top item at my blog: http://mat­­tlove1.bl­o­gspot.co­m/
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But this one did:


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My unwelcome response ot a moderator'­s unprofessi­onal comment can be read at:

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Like a dog to his vomit...

 

I keep going back to Huffington Post.  and keep getting censored by them. But there is a way around it, I can say whatever I want in my own Yahoo group, and on my own blog

admiralsonasongbird   12:01 PM on 3/04/2011
This is laughable. Hahahaha
 
Europeans still want to colonized africa.
 
you notice they never go after the atrocities committed by U.S and Nato countries. Never!


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People like you are part of the problem at Huffington­. What political agenda is being satisfied by making somebody like you a moderator? Don't insult this person, listen to them, it's a valid point, and they have expressed themselves with perfect clarity. Please learn to think in English, or any language of your chosing..




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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: [unOFFICIAL DR DEMENTO CLUB] Justin Bieber’s Come To Town (parody song)

 

Thank you for using this forum to promote your comedy songs. i enjoy them, and am glad you are trying to keep this list alive, and not let them succumb to porn spam.

Speaking of which, a Songwriters and Poets list I was a member of was completely swamped with Porn spam (before the list was deleted) sent by a guy who called himself Saleem Obama. I turned the subject lines of his spam into lyrics for about 5 songs, and my friend Brad set them to music. You can hear them at:

My Naughty Neighbor Jessica:
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=9817259

Pervert in a Turtleneck:
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=9817311

Ricky And Lucy Are Getting It On:
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=9817319

I think they are very funny. If you want to take a shot at the other two, I can make the lyrics available to you....

On Tue, Mar 8, 2011 at 7:30 AM, edisonmacarthur <mft1234@gmail.com> wrote:
 

Justin Bieber's Come To Town (parody song)

Download free MP3:
http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_7612305

She found him on a dating site
Pretended he was Mr. Right:
A brilliant man and billionaire.
And so they launched a love affair.
Late one night he fell asleep.
To find dirt, she had to creep.
Stole passwords for his laptop
What she found made her jaw drop
(Chorus)

Chorus:
Breaking up without a fight
Sneaking out his door tonight
Something wrong with Mr. Right
Made her yell: Say never again.

So ashamed to learn this man
Was such a Justin Bieber fan
What gave this creepy guy such joy
In photos of that dancing boy?
Behind her lover's perfect smile
Must lurk a hidden pedophile
Why else would he flock together
With old dudes men who love "Never Say Never?"
(Chorus)

Her boyfriend calls says calm down
Justin Bieber's come to town.
I bought three tickets, front row seats.
I'll bring someone you need to meet.
I saw you sneaking round last night
Rushed out but you were out of sight
I hope you will soon understand
My daughter's the real Bieber fan.
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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: shakleemlmcoach has posted a comment to your profile

 

The correct response to messages like this is:

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Good Day My good friend

 

Another satisfied customer:

Today
Report · 5:07pm
Latt Move!
a lattitude move, then a longitude move
Report · 9:48pm
you, or me? or both of us?
Report · 9:49pm
heh
Report · 9:49pm
we moved to Ann Arbor, which is a bit of both
actually, the snobs live in ann arbor, a ways down the road. we live with the humble folk in Ypsilanti.
So I know it's rude to brag and everything, but I am in the middle of a creative streak that pretty much dwarfs every other creative thing I've done in my entire life....
I've been writing songs, making vids of my songs, entering contests....
Report · 10:11pm
ok i chek it out thanks
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well, I gotta get some sleep. it's late here on the western edge of the right coast...
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ok
wow
right coastr
western edge
really eh
wow
i'll have to check u out on th emaps
whoa that 'e in 'emaps' put itself there
wierd.
accident, but correct
lol
Jordan is offline.


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Good Day My good friend

Let me start by introducing myself, I am Mr ailudiko razak ACCOUNTS OFFICER with an African Bank in Burkina-Faso of West Africa. I am writing you this  letter based on the latest development at my bank which I will like to bring to your personal edification,($9million transfer claims ).This is a legitimate transaction and you will be paid 30% for your "Assistance".If you are interested, kindly fill the below for the next step.

full names:
phone line:
country of origin:
age:
occupation:
marital status:

your bank information:

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