I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Suggestion

 

Clark Lytle Geduldig & Cranford

1001 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Suite 750
South Washington, D.C. 20004
Office: (202) 628-0028
Fax: (202) 628-2589
Email: info@clgcdc.com

Dear Sir or Ms:

I've noticed a lot of your operatives posting comments on YouTube videos about the occupy movement. Good job, this is where the youth of America (and indeed, the world) gather, much like a 21st century Pop's Chok'lit Shoppe.

However, I've been bothered a little by the poor quality of these responses. They seem rather dated and trite. Consider the following:

"How are you enjoying your stay at "Occupy Wall Street"? Have you deficated on any police cars yet? If so,did the BBC catch it on film? When was the last time you had a bath and use some flea powder?"

I really think you need to give your people some better material. Tell them these 40 year old "dirty hippie" slurs aren't cutting it, they need some snappy new patter.

As a fellow oppenent to pro-democracy movements everwhere, let me offer the following retorts as alternatives: "Hey you, Visigoths aren't groovy," and "Chicks don't dig Heathen Huns" - and that's just for starts. I've got a lot more if you use any of it, that's fine, just send me some of that Wall Street money.

Sincerely,

Matt Love



--
I want to play in your town for you and 2 of your friends. 
http://eventful.com/performers/matt-love-/P0-001-000156481-4/demands

__._,_.___
Recent Activity:
MARKETPLACE

Stay on top of your group activity without leaving the page you're on - Get the Yahoo! Toolbar now.

.

__,_._,___