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Thursday, April 16, 2020

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Pearl Wilson, Expert's Assistant
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You
can you hunt these people down and have them arrested or something? ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Ardisj Swift <agmorieqdr@outlook.com> Date: Wed, Apr 15, 2020 at 6:22 PM Subject: mattlove1 : mrroboto101 To: mattlove1@gmail.com <mattlove1@gmail.com> Send $1000 in btc to the beneath address (remove***from it): bc1***qknkqxfc5upldy5gpentp5lrr9f09xhnfjkjk0v You may be thinking why the hell would you do that? Very well, prepare yourself simply because I am going to tremble your entire world now. I had a threatening adware and spyware infect your own laptop or computer as well as record video of YOU (using your web camera) whilst you browsed 'adult' sites. Here's one of your password m*******1 Still don't believe me? Respond 7 and I'll be randomly share your video with 7 people you recognize (Yes, I have access to your address book also). At this moment, exactly what do I want to get this to whole thing disappear? Well, I have already pointed out the actual offer in beginning of the mail. Should you not fulfill it within 24 hours, I'll make your life terrible by delivering that video clip to Every person you know. Your time starts right now.
Virtual Assistant avatarPearl Wilson, Expert's Assistant
Who is your email provider (Gmail, Yahoo, Outlook, etc.)?
You
gmail. but you are the provider for these human scum.
Virtual Assistant avatarPearl Wilson, Expert's Assistant
Yes, I'm a bot. I make the process of talking to the Email Expert more efficient and affordable by asking basic questions. How do you usually access Gmail? On a phone or tablet, or through a web browser?
You
never mind that, the issue is how are you going to stop your customer from harassing me?
Virtual Assistant avatarPearl Wilson, Expert's Assistant
What troubleshooting have you tried?
You
Since you are a bot, maybe you can send a terminator out to their house and remove them I went directly to you. Talk to the brains of an outfit, that's my philosophy
Virtual Assistant avatarPearl Wilson, Expert's Assistant
Anything else you want the Email Expert to know before I connect you?
You
Yes. Who created you?
Virtual Assistant avatarPearl Wilson, Expert's Assistant
OK. Got it. I'm sending you to a secure page to join JustAnswer for only $1 (fully-refundable). While you're filling out that form, I'll tell the Email Technician about your situation and then connect you two.Continue >>
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