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Friday, September 11, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Kurt Cobain/GH5/Bon Jovi

 

I have to disagree, Bob... Kurt Cobain stood for nothing.  He's no hero of mine, so I don't need to respect him.  As for those millions that do, its just a sign of the times... people can write whatever they want on the blank slate that is/was Kurt Cobain.  Millions think we've been visited by aliens, and that Saddam had WMD.  So what?

Since I took DIY to heart, in fact to an extreme degree, and I have the demented idea that I'm a better hero for myself than anybody else (except Chomsky) I'll just quote something I sent to a yahoo list I'm on the other day. The specific provocation was somebody quoting Cobain on Leadbelly like it meant something, but it's a one size fits all rant:

You have to take what Cobain said about anything with a grain of salt, of course.  He'd say whatever he thought would gain him cognoscenti points, like telling people that his first concert was The Melvins when it was really Sammy Hagar... listening to what we were playing on KAOS and making lists so he could drop names later and people would marvel at his familiarity with bands like Young Marble Giants or the Meat Puppets... sucking up to people like Calvin Johnson, while privately holding a very different opinion.  He kept his opinion to himself until he could afford to cast people like Calvin aside:

"I made about five million dollars last year and I'm not giving a red cent to that elitist, little fuck Calvin Johnson. No way! I've collaborated with one of my idols, William Burroughs and I couldn't feel cooler. I moved away to L.A. for a year and came back to find that three of my best friends have become full blow heroine addicts. I've learned to hate riot grrrl, a movement in which I was a witness to its very initial inception because I fucked the girl who put out the first grrr-style fanzine and now she is exploiting the fact that she fucked me. Not in a huge way, but enough to feel exploited. But that's ok because I chose to let corporate white men exploit me a few years ago and I love it. It feels good. And I'm not gonna donate a single fucking dollar to the fucking needy indie fascist regime. They can starve. Let them eat vinyl. Every crumb for himself. I'll be able to sell my untalented, very ungenious ass for years based on my cult status."

I can feel sorry for the guy, his self-loathing in the last paragraph is obvious, but his comments about Tobi Vale (in a letter to Tobi Vale, though apparently unsent) are contemptible. Tobi is a shrewd operator, a very smart publicist with a knack for self-promotion - but that is one thing that I never ever saw her exploiting.  She's paid her own way, and she's done remarkable things, none of them were boosted by her association with Kurt Cobain (I feel differently about Courtney Michelle Harrison).  [on rereading this, perhaps he wasnt' talking about Vale perhaps it was Kathleen Hanna - or somebody else. I can't think of any of those women who did what he's saying here - I think it happened in his own narcissicist mind, and nowhere else].  Also, Calvin has never tried to get any mileage out of an association with Cobain. There isn't room for anybody else on his pedestal.

Anyway, it was not a surprise to me when Cobain killed himself - he had no sense of self, he didn't know who he was, it must have been easier to extinguish a self that he didn't know, or perhaps that didn't exist. 

Just a long-winded explanation for why anything he might say about Leadbelly is meaningless.  You could take nothing he ever said about anything at face value
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On Fri, Sep 11, 2009 at 7:21 PM, Bob Lefsetz <bob@lefsetz.com> wrote:

Courtney Love may be insane, but whether she signed the contract or not, I'm sure there was no agreement that Kurt could sing "You Give Love A Bad Name".  Bon Jovi is everything Kurt stood against.  "Smells Like Teen Spirit" killed hair metal, now you've got him singing this pop tripe in a video game?

You might say it's only a video game, but that's disrespectful.  We must honor our heroes.  And you may not care, but Kurt Cobain is still a hero to millions, the icon of a generation.  Why not have an animatronic JFK spewing Richard Nixon lines?

Activision should destroy each and every copy of Guitar Hero 5.  And only release it when this footage/game play has been eviscerated.

This is a crime against the history of rock and roll.  What were they thinking?

Rust never sleeps and commerce is always ready to dishonor the past.

If they don't destroy and redo, we should boycott their profitmaking, gluttonous product.

Money might change everything, but it doesn't EXPLAIN everything!

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Raise your Voice for Rights

 

I ran across this more or less by chance on the web today:

http://events.tigweb.org/21167

Raise your Voice for Rights: a world music concert in celebration of the 60th Anniversary of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights

With performers from the Canadian Centre for Ethnomusicology and the Department of Music, including:

Blues singer Kat Danser; Zimbabwean musician Tendai Muparutsa; Michael MacDonald; Matt Love and Rana Al Kadi; Michael Frishkopf; Kreisha Oro
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URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED PLEASE 
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANEGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.

DEAR FRIEND,

I received encouraging information about you and how trust worhty you are. I am delighted with such a useful information.I am the manager of Auditing and Accounting department of BANK OF AFRICA  (B.O.A) Ouagadougou Burkina faso. I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($20.5)million to your account within 10 or 14 banking days.This money has been dormant for years in our Bank without claim.I want the bank to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer(the owner of the account)died along with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since July 2000.

I don't want the money to go into our Bank treasurer as an abandoned fund.So this is the reason why i contacted you so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer.(MR.ANDREAS SCHRANNER From Munich, Germany) Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested.

Upon receipt of your reply i will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also, note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to handle this business with me.Waiting to hear from you soonest.

Thanks with best regards,
Yours truly,
ALHAJI SULEMAN.

REPLY ME WITH THIS  EMAIL ADDRESS alhaji_suleman20@voila.fr

With Due Respect

With Due Respect

Dear Friend,   
 Pls i want you to read this letter very carefully and i must apologize for barging this message into your mail box without any formal introduction due to the urgency and confidential of this issue and i know that this message will come to you as a surprise, Pls this is not a joke and i will not like you to joke with it.
 
I am Mr.Ernest Dadanu, a Manager in Bank of Africa (BOA) Ouagadougou , Burkina faso .
 
I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to establish with you for the mutual benefit of me and you.
 
I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($15)millions usd into your account within 7working banking days. This money has been dormant for years in our Bank without claim due to the owner of this fund died along with his entire family and supposed next of kin in an air crash since July 31st 2000.
 
Pls go through the website  (  
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
  )
 
I want our bank to release this funds to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer while i come over to your country to share this fund with you as soon as you confirm this fund into your account and ask me to come over.
I don't want the money to go into our Bank treasure as an abandoned fund. So this is the reason why i contacted you so that our bank will release this money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer. Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interesting.
Upon the receipt of your reply and indication of your capability, i will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 45% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to handle this business with me while 50% will be for me and 5% for any expenses that may arise on the process, Because i don't want anyone here in our bank to know my involvement until you confirm this fund into your account and ask me to come over for the sharing as i indicated.

Am looking forward hearing from you immediately,

Thanks with my best regards
 Mr.Ernest Dadanu

 

WITH DUE RESPECT.

WITH DUE RESPECT.
FROM THE DESK OF DR.Hezron Zobebah.
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
MY PRIVATE NUMBER CALL ME 00226 76 339 335.
REPLY THROUGH THIS EMAIL:hezron_zobebah01@hotmail.fr
Dear Friend,
                            
               TOP SECRET/CONFIDENTIAL AND URGENT TRANSACTIONAL DEMAND.
I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of Bank Of Africa(BOA).
I am writing to you, following the impressive information received about you from the chambers of commerce.
I believed that you are capable and reliable to champion this businees opportunity.
  
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $25,300m US dollars (Twenty five million three hundred thousand US dollars). In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in november 2002 in a plane crash.
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I and other officials in my department now decided to make this businness proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.
 
The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclamed after five years, the money will be transfered into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund.
The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
We agree that 30% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 60% would be for ;me and my colleagues.
 
There after I and my colleagues will visit your country for disbursement accoding to the percentages indicated.
Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where in the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application.
 
I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.
You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.
Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Your's faithfully,
DR.Hezron Zobebah..
Bill and exchange manager,
Bank Of Africa (BOA).

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] The force of unreason

 

http://theforceofreason.com/2009/09/02/chairman-obama-getting-his-enemies-list-from-social-networking-sites/comment-page-1/#comment-489

Oh, yeah, this will get posted all right

Matt Love

we americans must be the stupid breed of animal on earth. all this stuff was just fine when republicans were doing it, it was for the fatherland, and the father, and it made us ever so safe and snuggly and secure. but now that a democrat is doing it, ooh scary, what about our rights? I don't think you and i are even the same species. You're more like a clam or a mussel.

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Compliments Of The Season,
 
     Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and may offend your personality for contacting you without your prior consent and writing through this channel.I got your contact from the proffesional data base found in the internet Yahoo tourist search.When i was searching for a foreign reliable partner.I assured of your capability and reliability to champion this business opportunity.
 
   I am (Louis Momo) the Head of file Department in African development bank (ADB). Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West Africa. 
 
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $15 million U.S.A dollars ( fifteen million U.S.A dollars).In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family on (Monday 31st July 2000) in a plane crash.Since we got information about his death,we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody apply for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines,but unfortunately i learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died along side with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.
 
The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after ten years,the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund.The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner, and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.We agree that 40% of this money will be for you as foreign partner,in respect to the provision of a foreign account and 60% would be for me and my woman colleague.That means ($6 million)  six million dollars for you and ($9 million) nine million dollars for me and my partner.There after i will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.
 
Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged,you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name,your bank account number,your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the money will be remitted.Upon receipt of your reply,I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.
 
I am awaiting for your immediate response as you receive this mail.Extend my sincere greetings to your entire family and bye for now.
 
Your's faithfully,
Louis Momo
FROM (ADB) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.
 
                 (FILL THIS FORM BELLOW PLEASE AND RESEND IT TO ME).
 
1) Your Full Name......................................
2) Your Age...............................................
3) Marital Status.........................................
4) Your Cell Phone Number.......................
5) Your Fax Number.................................
6) Your Country.........................................
7) Your Occupation....................................
8) Sex........................................................
9) Your Religion........................................
10) Your Private E-mail Address..................
 
POST SCRITUM: You have to keep everything secret as to enable the transfer to move very smoothly in to the account you will prove to the bank.

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Remote Possibility songs ranked among top 20 of the last 20 years on Rolling Stone website...

 

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Nirvana

Fading Brit rock geek bible Q Magazine turns twenty this month, and has put together a list of the top twenty songs from last twenty years. So what do they chart at #1? Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit." Snore. It's like, yes, of course, but … also no.

This list (see the complete version after the jump) needs some merciless editing. We can cut Cornershop's "Brimful of Asha," The Prodigy's "Firestarter," and Robbie Williams' "Angel" right away (we get that "Angel" is practically the British National Anthem, but that doesn't help it suck less.) We understand these lists are meant to spark debate, and we like debate, but it's taken us 45 minutes to write this post if you include all the pacing and screaming.
Just for starters in terms of what's missing: The Strokes' "Hard to Explain," the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' "Maps," R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts," Echo & The Bunnymen's "Lips Like Sugar," Kylie Minogue's "Can't Get You Out Of My Head," Prince's "Kiss," Weezer's "Say It Ain't So," Jesus and Mary Chain's "Head On," Jane's Addiction's "Jane Says," anything from Pavement, the Pixies, Green Day, Bjork, NIN, the Cure, late 80s American punk rock, and every great hip-hop and rap song ever written. Eminem's Dido-supported ballad doesn't count.

The full list:

1. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana, 1991

2. "Hey Ya!" OutKast, 2003

3. "Sweet Child O' Mine" Guns N' Roses, 1987

4. "Unfinished Symphony" Massive Attack, 1991

5. "One" U2, 1991

6. "Live Forever" Oasis, 1994

7. "Bitter Sweet Symphony" The Verve, 1997

8. "Common People" Pulp, 1995

9. "There She Goes" The LA's, 1990

10. "7 Nation Army" The White Stripes, 2003

11. "Song 2″ Blur, 1997

12. "Crazy" Gnarls Barkley, 2006

13. "Angels" Robbie Williams, 1997

14. " … Baby One More Time" Britney Spears, 1999

15. "Personal Jesus" Depeche Mode, 1990

16. "Like A Prayer" Madonna, 1989

17. "Firestarter" The Prodigy, 1997

18. "Brimful of Asha" Cornershop, 1997

19. "Stan" Eminem, 2000

20. "I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor" Arctic Monkeys, 2006


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Matt Love | 9/10/2009, 12:21 pm EST

Is there some rule that says one song per band? Because all the best songs of the last 20 years have been recorded by just two groups. Here they are, arranged alphabetically, because there is no way to chose which of these songs are better than the others.

The Waiters - Absence
The Waiters - Back In The Day
Remote Possibility - Canis Horribillis
Remote Possibility - Canowindra
Remote Possibility - Can't Wait
The Waiters - Cast A Shadow
The Waiters - Christmas Lights (Luzes de Natal)
Remote Possibility - Coked Up In Kentucky
Remote Possibility - Give Someone You Love a Vegematic
The Waiters - I Got Ideas
Remote Possibility - Mystery Snack
Remote Possibility - Shevilla Lobole
The Waiters - Teenage Punk Rocker In Love
The Waiters - The Beach
Remote Possibility - Topango
Remote Possibility - Underwater Groove
Remote Possibility - Vacancy
Remote Possibility - War Record
The Waiters - Watermelon Sugar
Remote Possibility - Your Condition




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BALINO HAREM CHAMBERS
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PRIVATE MEMO
 
Dear Friend,
 
 I am Mr.Balino Harem, an Attorney at law, and the personal lawyer to Engineer Dr Alfred A. Corbeil, a foreigner who used to work and owned Corbeil Oil International in Burkina Faso, Here in after shall be referred to as my client.
 
It may interest you to know that , I got your contact at the office of the Chamber of commerce and Tourism in Ouagadougou Burkina faso, as i was going through some directories. On the 10th day of August 2003, my client, his wife and their two children were involved in a car accident along Ouaga - Bobo express way while arriving from a Holiday to Bobo.
 
All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then, I have made several enquiries to their embassy to locate any of their extended relatives and this has also proved unsuccessful. I am contacting you to assist in repatriating a fund valued at USD$15Million,(fifteen million United States Dollars),left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited. The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confiscated within the next twenty one official working days.
 
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 4 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Therefore, I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free.
 
 On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 10% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer, internal revenue tax and also telephone bills, while 60% will be for me towards any profitable investment in your country. All I require from you is your honest co-operation to enable us see this transaction through.
 
 I guarantee that this will be executed under a legal framework and legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I expect your urgent response indicating your full interest in this great business transaction to our both mutual trust.Please
 
Kindly give me the information below to enable me establish you in the bank as beneficiary to my deceased client.
1. NAME IN FULL:.......................
2. ADDRESS:..............................
3. NATIONALITY:......................
4. AGE:.....................................
5. SEX........................................
6. OCCUPATION:......................
7. MARITAL STATUS:............
8. PHONE..................................
9. FAX:........................................
 
Best regard,
 
Balino Harem , Esq.
 

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Good Day,

Good Day, 
 
I am Mr. ahmed_hosni. I want to enquire from you if you can handle this transaction of $19.3m dollars belonging to our bank deceased customer who died along with his family during their vacation,i will give you more details and what will be your percentage for your assistants as soon as i receive your reply 
If you are interested, please forward me the bellow information's;
Your name: ............................
Your country: .........................
Your phone Number: ......................
Your Tel/fax: ...........................
Your age: ...............................
Your occupation: .......................
Thank for your anticipated co-operation
 
Yours Faithfully,
Mr.ahmed_hosni
THE HEAD OF  AUDITING DEPARTMENT  AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB

Dear friend,

Dear friend,
 
I am Madam Anna Mikk and I have been suffering from Ovarian cancer deseed and the doctor says that I have just two days to live. I am an Estonian Woman. But base in Africa Burkina Faso for more than Ten years now as a merchant in cocoa and cotton exportation. Now that I am about to end the race of life like  this, without any family members and no child.
 
I have $2.5 Million US DOLLARS. Two Million Five Houndred Thousand Us Dollars in Africa Development Bank(ADB) Burkina Faso which I instructed the bank to give to Christ the King Missionary Home in Burkina Faso . But my mind is not at rest as I am writing this letter now through the help of my computer beside my sick bed.I also have ($4.2 Million US Dollars) Four Million Two Houndred Thousand Us Dollars at Ecobank here in Burkina Faso and I have instructed the bank to transfer the money to the first foreigner that will apply to the bank after I have gone so that bank should release the fund to him/her but you will assure me that you will take 50% of the money and give 50% to the orphanage home in your country for my heart to rest. You are to contact the bank through this email address: infoecobank_bf@bk.ru
 
Thanks.
Yours fairly friend Madam Anna Mikk.

Dear friend,

Dear friend,
 
I am Madam Anna Mikk and I have been suffering from Ovarian cancer deseed and the doctor says that I have just two days to live. I am an Estonian Woman. But base in Africa Burkina Faso for more than Ten years now as a merchant in cocoa and cotton exportation. Now that I am about to end the race of life like  this, without any family members and no child.
 
I have $2.5 Million US DOLLARS. Two Million Five Houndred Thousand Us Dollars in Africa Development Bank(ADB) Burkina Faso which I instructed the bank to give to Christ the King Missionary Home in Burkina Faso . But my mind is not at rest as I am writing this letter now through the help of my computer beside my sick bed.I also have ($4.2 Million US Dollars) Four Million Two Houndred Thousand Us Dollars at Ecobank here in Burkina Faso and I have instructed the bank to transfer the money to the first foreigner that will apply to the bank after I have gone so that bank should release the fund to him/her but you will assure me that you will take 50% of the money and give 50% to the orphanage home in your country for my heart to rest. You are to contact the bank through this email address: infoecobank_bf@bk.ru
 
Thanks.
Yours fairly friend Madam Anna Mikk.

FROM: MRS ROSEG COMPARE/CONFIDENTIAL

FROM: MRS ROSEG COMPARE
INTRODUCTION.
BURKINA FASO,

 
                                                               (PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL)

Dear Friend,

 
 
Aslam-o-Alakum

    

This message might meet you in utmost surprise; I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a Certified mail/Post-mail. However, Its just my urgent need for a foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction, This deal is based on Trust.
 
I Am MRS ROSEG COMPARE Personal Assistant to the Branch Manager of Bank Of Africa(BOA) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso . I want to inquire from you if you can handle this transaction for mutual benefits/life opportunity for you and me. The transaction is about seeking your consent to present you as the next of kin/ beneficiary of the US$15 MILLION DOLLAR,(FOUR MILLION,FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS), and who is a customer to the bank where I work.

He was involved in 11th Sept 2001 plane crash in Benin West Africa, with his family during their vacation journey. The Fund is currently in a suspense account awaiting claim, the bank made a public notice that they are ready to release this fund to any of his relatives abroad.

THEREFORE, by virtue of its nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL, top secret should be maintained please!, because I am still in the active service I do not need any form of implication especially now I'm in the verge of my retirement to endanger my career at last!.

Since we got the information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines and laws.

In that regard, I decided to seek your consent for this prospective opportunity. Have it at the back of your mind, that the transaction does not involve any RISK, and does not need much engagement from you, since I am familiar with this kind of transaction being an insider in this bank.

Necessary modalities will be worked out to enable us carry out the fund claim under a legitimate arrangement. I have resolved to offer you 40% of the total fund, 10% for sundry expenses that may be incurred during the process of executing this transaction and 50% percent for me.

I will give you more details about the transaction when I receive your affirmative response, more clarification information. Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested.
 
I look forward to your earliest response
Regards and thanks, 

Mrs Roseg Compare
  
NOTE: Your discussion regarding to this transaction should be limited, because am still in Active service. Let honesty and trust be our watchwords throughout this transaction. And your Prompt reply will be highly appreciated.
 
 

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] letter to the cbc

 

Just wanted to let you know what I'm saying about you to my friends
down south who lack the enlighted radio Canadians get:

"I heard a rerun of an interview with John Cleese on the CBC ("Q"
show) yesterday. by way of introduction they played the cheese shop
skit. when it got to the "I don't care how excrementally runny it is"
they bleeped the word "excrementally."

Tonight they had an interview on "As It Happens" with a guy in England
who was outraged and raising holy hell because... well, I'll
paraphrase them: "Immature remarks about a British pudding lead one
cafeteria to rename "spotted Dick" to "spotted Richard."

It's nonsensical, because the dick derives from the german word for
fat (like our pal Horselover). the spotted part are black currents. It
doesn't sound very appitizing, but it's tradition, and the language
police are bucking it.

Of course the As It Happens people made merry because it's so funny
when those monkeys over there get prissy and precious about language."

and while I have your attention I want to get a leg up on that contest
on CBC2 - I hope I have your support after you hear my music!

I have already written two great songs about Edmonton, and I want to
get your votes. Edmonton Sinkhole (already featured once on CBC
Edmontons "Radioactive" program:
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=706909&songID=7741609

and Rainbow Socks:

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=893120&songID=7515528

which has the bonus of not only being about Edmonton, but also
Edmonton's sister city in Brazil, Sao Paulo.

I want Tessa Kautzman to record Rainbow Socks:
http://www.myspace.com/tessakautzman

and either Bare Naked Ladies (you've all heard of them) or Ian Tanner:
http://www.myspace.com/iantannermusic to record Edmonton Sinkhole.

Who is with me!?!

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Tuesday, September 08, 2009

URGENT RESPONSE

Dear Friend,
 
 I want to transfer US$10.5Million to your bank account. The fund belong to our deceased customer who died with his entire family in Iraq War 2006, leaving nobody for the claim and as such, I decided to contact you as to enable us claim the fund. Your share is 40% while 60% for me. Contact me only through my private e-mail mr_abal01@sify.com  for more details: This transaction is 100% risky free. Thanks, Mr .Abal. Islamic Development bank,ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.

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