I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, August 20, 2010

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: It's time to Renew your Rolling Stone!

 

Funny, I took my Brazilian friends to the EMP, like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, a bogus institution run by a (different) rich turd... they practically begged me to get a family membership for me and my guests (same price as tickets for one visit). Comes with a bag of swag and a subscription to Rolling Lingerie and Skin Magazine. So I did. The subscription never started, I never got a single issue. I'm heartbroken... where else am I going ot see Lady Caca with machine guns fitted to her tits? Like, nowhere!

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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Matt, a sua vidência gratuita está pronta

 

Hi Tara

If you were truly clairvoyant, why would you be writing to me?  Because I did not, in fact, make a request for clairvoyance, and if you were clairvoyant, you'd know that, and wouldn't have written to me.

Look into your crystal ball and see if the answer is there, write back if it's entertaining.

Speaking of entertaining, a joke for you - 
Q:  What do you call a midget clairvoyant who broke out of jail?
A: A small medium at large!

2010/8/17 Tara <tara@tara-clarividencia.com>
Caro Matt,



Para começar, faço questão de lhe agradecer pela sua confiança. No que diz respeito ao seu pedido, o seu problema parecia-me tão importante para resolver que realizei um estudo aprofundado em sua intenção durante várias horas, para a ajudar o mais depressa possível...



Consulte rapidamente estas revelações importantes e gratuitas que lhe dizem respeito: Clique aqui.



Com toda a minha amizade e a minha simpatia.

A sua amiga dedicada,



Tara

Médium Visionária

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Portuguese to English translation
To begin, I must thank you for 
their confidence. With regard to your request, the 
your problem seemed so important to 
resolve that I made a thorough study on its 
intention for several hours, to help the most 
soon as possible ... 

See these important and rapidly 
complimentary about you: Click here. 

With all my friends and my sympathy. 

His devoted friend, 

Tare 
Visionary Medium 

You received this message because you made a 
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messages from me, click here to 
unsubscribe. 

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