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Friday, August 20, 2010

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: It's time to Renew your Rolling Stone!

 

Funny, I took my Brazilian friends to the EMP, like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, a bogus institution run by a (different) rich turd... they practically begged me to get a family membership for me and my guests (same price as tickets for one visit). Comes with a bag of swag and a subscription to Rolling Lingerie and Skin Magazine. So I did. The subscription never started, I never got a single issue. I'm heartbroken... where else am I going ot see Lady Caca with machine guns fitted to her tits? Like, nowhere!

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I want to play in your town for you and 2 of your friends. 
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