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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Matt, a sua vidência gratuita está pronta

 

Hi Tara

If you were truly clairvoyant, why would you be writing to me?  Because I did not, in fact, make a request for clairvoyance, and if you were clairvoyant, you'd know that, and wouldn't have written to me.

Look into your crystal ball and see if the answer is there, write back if it's entertaining.

Speaking of entertaining, a joke for you - 
Q:  What do you call a midget clairvoyant who broke out of jail?
A: A small medium at large!

2010/8/17 Tara <tara@tara-clarividencia.com>
Caro Matt,



Para começar, faço questão de lhe agradecer pela sua confiança. No que diz respeito ao seu pedido, o seu problema parecia-me tão importante para resolver que realizei um estudo aprofundado em sua intenção durante várias horas, para a ajudar o mais depressa possível...



Consulte rapidamente estas revelações importantes e gratuitas que lhe dizem respeito: Clique aqui.



Com toda a minha amizade e a minha simpatia.

A sua amiga dedicada,



Tara

Médium Visionária

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Portuguese to English translation
To begin, I must thank you for 
their confidence. With regard to your request, the 
your problem seemed so important to 
resolve that I made a thorough study on its 
intention for several hours, to help the most 
soon as possible ... 

See these important and rapidly 
complimentary about you: Click here. 

With all my friends and my sympathy. 

His devoted friend, 

Tare 
Visionary Medium 

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I want to play in your town for you and 2 of your friends. 
http://eventful.com/performers/matt-love-/P0-001-000156481-4/demands

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