I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, April 06, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] stupefaction accelerating... must... UGGHHHHHHHH!

My e-mail to snopes:

YouTube - the newest, bestest spreader of Urban Myths:

the subject of this appeal is Josh Adkins
124 edgewood, stanford KY

most likely the poor misguided little kid is real - but why didn't
somebody tell him, "well sonny, you aren't going to live long enough
to get that record.

see for example:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1cM4EKmrdfY

from here there are links to 77 similar vids, and 14 video responses.

The poor woman thinks that if all 400,000 people who saw one of her
earlier vids send a card, that should put them past Craig Shergold at
a quarter of a billion.

*** the kind of thing YouTubers are saying:

kaauknow (2 hours ago)
this same thing was done already with another child so if in order to
get in the Guinness Book we will have to beat that record. search it.
it is in there. lets get to work.
(Reply) (Spam)

what is this? my dying cancer kid is better than your dying cancer kid?

The response I wanted to leave:

There is NO such record – Guinness retired the category in 1992. But
even if there were - what about little Shane Bernier - doesn't he
deserve to win? http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/medical/bernier.asp
Does either of them have a chance of overtaking Craig Shergold, who
has received over 250 million cards in the span of his appeal
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/children/shergold.htm.

Will these families have to move to get away from the unending mail
like the Shergolds did? Will they put all the dying children on a
reality TV show – each week a child is voted off (and euthanized) for
not getting enough cards. In the name of decency, stop playing these
macabre games. Donate to research if you want to do good. Stop the
madness.

***
once again, my lack of concision doomed me. Only had room for the
first paragraph. No doubt I will be hated as never before.

***

Why does everybody have to be so...

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[CanYoAssDigIt] no research, just rant

I've been watching PBS for a while. it is sickening - propaganda and
more propaganda. It's so sad to think, about what it was like a
quarter of a century ago... but it's taken hit after hit;

1. reagan
2. gingrich
3. bush

now you can watch hours and never see more than a hint of reality.

and still it's not ruined enough for the no-forehead crowd on the
right. So when they call it Pravda and lefty, the thugs at PBS say
"see? the left criticizes us. the right criticizes us. so we must be
doing JUST GREAT!"

Give me a break! Give me a break! Whenever I get one of those
periodic spams saying "they want to kill PBS, sign this petition" I
reply to everybody on the list ahead of me - everybody, usually
hundreds of e-mail addresses. And you know, not once, not ever did I
get a reply from anybody who said 'you're wrong and this is why' or
even 'buddy, you suck.'

The people that like PBS don't even really like it. Not very darn
much, anyway. And all you have to do it watch it to see why.

Another institution shot in the head and left to die by the thugs.

Thank you, I can go back to my life for a while now.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: The Evidence Is There: It’s Time for Congress to Investigate the Ties Between the Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden

Yes, despite all the efforts made to find a link, there was one... but only one. That link was the ties the Bush crime family had with each.  Like the mafia, they work with you when it suits their purpose, rub you out when you are inconvenient. But they have a sweet deal... they get somebody else to get the blood on the hands, and you and I get stuck with the bill.

But talking about this stuff is in such bad taste.  What tasteful thing has Paris Hilton done lately?  Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?  Poor George Lane, they blocked NASCAR coming to Washington State. Not because of liability as he might suppose, after exhaustive study, it's clear that for once decision makers acted in the interests of normal people instead of the rich - NASCAR is a huge drain on the resources of the majority of people who don't care about it to subsidize the few that do.  Much like how the Bush crime family works.  Ooops, I did it again!  What IS Britney up to these days?

    The Evidence Is There: It's Time for Congress to Investigate the Ties Between the Bush Family and Osama bin Laden

    How the Bush family's private connection to a dirty offshore bank is the only link between Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.

    The following chapter, "The BCCI Game: Banking on America, Banking on Jihad," appears in investigative journalist Lucy Komisar's new book "A Game as Old as Empire," just published by Berrett-Koehler (San Francisco).
    Now that the U.S. Congress is investigating the truth of President George W. Bush's statements about the Iraq war, they might look into one of his most startling assertions: that there was a link between Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden.
Critics dismissed that as an invention. They were wrong. There was a link, but not the one Bush was selling. The link between Hussein and Bin Laden was their banker, BCCI. But the link went beyond the dictator and the jihadist -- it passed through Saudi Arabia and stretched all the way to George W. Bush and his father.
    BCCI was the Bank of Credit and Commerce International, a dirty offshore bank that then-President Ronald Reagan's Central Intelligence Agency used to run guns to Hussein, finance Osama bin Laden, move money in the illegal Iran-Contra operation and carry out other "agency" black ops. The Bushes also benefited privately; one of the bank's largest  Saudi investors helped bail out George W. Bush 's troubled oil investments.
BCCI was founded in 1972 by a Pakistani banker, Agha Hasan Abedi, with the support of  Sheik Zayed bin Sultan al Nahyan, ruler of Abu Dhabi and head of the United Arab Emirates. Its corporate strategy was money laundering. It became the banker for drug and arms traffickers, corrupt officials, financial fraudsters, dictators and terrorists.
    The CIA used BCCI Islamabad and other branches in Pakistan to funnel some of the $2 billion that Washington sent to Osama bin Laden's Mujahadeen to help fight the Soviets in Afghanistan. It moved the cash the Pakistani military and government officials skimmed from U.S. aid to the Mujahadeen. It also moved money as required by the Saudi intelligence services.
    The BCCI operation gave Osama bin Laden an education in offshore black finance, which he would put to use when he organized the jihad against the United States. He would move money through the Al-Taqwa Bank, operating in offshore Nassau and Switzerland with two Osama siblings as shareholders.
    At the same time, BCCI helped Saddam Hussein, funneling millions of dollars to the Atlanta branch of the Italian government-owned Banca Nazionale del Lavoro (BNL), Baghdad's U.S. banker, so that from 1985 to 1989 it could make $4 billion in secret loans to Iraq to help it buy arms.
    U.S. congressman Henry Gonzalez held a hearing on BNL in 1992 during which he quoted from a confidential CIA document that said the agency had long been aware that the bank's headquarters was involved in the U.S. branch's Iraqi loans.
    Kickbacks from 15 percent commissions on BNL-sponsored loans were channeled into bank accounts held for Iraqi leaders via BCCI offices in the Caymans as well as in offshore Luxembourg and Switzerland. BNL was a client of Kissinger Associates, and Henry Kissinger was on the bank's international advisory board, along with Brent Scowcroft, who would become George Bush Sr.'s national security advisor. That connection makes the Bush administration's surprise and indignation at "oil for food" payoffs in Iraq seem disingenuous.
    Important Saudis were influential in the bank. Sheik Kamal Adham, brother-in-law of the late Saudi King Faisal, head of Saudi intelligence from 1963 to 1979, and the CIA's liaison in the area, became one of BCCI's largest shareholders. George Bush Sr. knew Adham from his time running the CIA in 1975.
    Another investor was Prince Turki bin Faisal al-Saud, who succeeded Adham as Saudi intelligence chief. The family of Khalid Salem bin Mahfouz, owner of the National Commercial Bank, the largest bank in Saudi Arabia, banker to King Fahd and other members of the ruling family, bought 20 percent to 30 percent of the stock for nearly $1 billion. Bin Mahfouz was put on the board of directors.
    The Arabs' interest in the bank was more than financial. A classified CIA memo on BCCI in the mid-1980s said that "its principal shareholders are among the power elite of the Middle East, including the rulers of Dubai and the United Arab Emirates, and several influential Saudi Arabians. They are less interested in profitability than in promoting the Muslim cause."
    The Bushes' private links to the bank passed to Bin Mahfouz through Texas businessman James R. Bath, who invested money in the United States on behalf of the Saudi regime. In 1976, when Bush was the head of the CIA, the agency sold some of the planes of Air America, a secret "proprietary" airline it used during the Vietnam War, to Skyway, a company owned by Bath and Bin Mahfouz. Bath then helped finance George W. Bush's oil company, Arbusto Energy Inc., in 1979 and 1980.
    When Harken Energy Corp., which had absorbed Arbusto (by then merged with Spectrum 7 Energy), got into financial trouble in 1987, Jackson Stephens of the powerful, politically connected Arkansas investment firm helped it secure $25 million in financing from the Union Bank of Switzerland. As part of that deal, a place on the board was given to Harken shareholder Sheik Abdullah Taha Bakhsh, whose chief banker was BCCI shareholder Bin Mahfouz.
    Then, in 1988, George Bush Sr. was elected president. Harken benefited by getting some new investors, including Salem bin Laden, Osama bin Laden's father, and Khalid bin Mahfouz. Osama bin Laden himself was busy elsewhere at the time -- organizing al Qaeda.
The money BCCI stole before it was shut down in 1991 -- somewhere between $9.5 billion and $15 billion -- made its 20-year heist the biggest bank fraud in history. Most of it was never recovered. International banks' complicity in the offshore secrecy system effectively covered up the money trail.
    But in the years after the collapse of BCCI, Khalid bin Mahfouz was still flush with cash. In 1992, he established the Muwafaq ("blessed relief") Foundation in the offshore Channel Islands. The U.S. Treasury Department called it "an al Qaeda front that receives funding from wealthy Saudi businessmen."
    When the BCCI scandal began to break in the late 1980s, the Sr. Bush administration did what it could to sit on it. The Justice Department went after the culprits -- was virtually forced to -- only after New York District Attorney Robert Morgenthau did. But evidence about BCCI's broader links exist in numerous U.S. and international investigations. Now could be a good time to take another look at the BCCI-Osama-Saddam-Saudi-Bush connection.


bush-pinnochio.jpg < In the dictionary, next to the word "liar", is this picture   ( Stevo)





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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Anti-1MatthewFord] I am impressed by your photos and even touched by your profile

Yeah, there's nothing like a little bit of good old-fashioned Matthew Ford bashing to bring out the tenderness in the Sweety Honeys of the world.  And then when they contact you, as this one has done, they are like low-hanging fruit.  This is where you close the deal... where that train goes into the tunnel.

All you have to do is quote B-52s lyrics to them, and they'll take you down where the love honey flows, so let's get on it on!

Good Stuff by the B-52s

How about givin' me some of that good stuff 


Well...
Here it 'tis
Here it 'tis
Here it 'tis
Here it 'tis

Are you lookin' for it?
Are you lookin' for it?
You'll hear it from me
Good stuff baby

Do you want it?


Do you know how to get it?
That good stuff baby
Good good stuff

I got sincerity that's bonifide
And a heart so fine it's certified
So let your good stuff rain down on me
Your dang good stuff that's true and tried



Are you lookin' for it?
Are you lookin' for it?
You'll hear it from me
Good stuff baby

Do you want it?
Do you know how to get it?
That good stuff baby
Good good stuff

What's the use of gettin' if you ain't sharin'

My eyes are strainin' from all the starin'
You've become my magnificent obsession
So how's about joinin' my lovin' session?


Are you ready? I'm ready
Are you ready? Uh yeah
Are you ready for this? I guess so
Come on baby
Say whoa!

Take me down where the love honey flows
Kiss you nice, nibble your toes
Take me down where the good stuff grows
Love you nice, tickle your nose



Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff
Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff
Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff
Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff



The big dipper sure ain't big enough
To hold all of your dang good stuff
So let the people say we're down right nasty
I just say we're down right

That good stuff that I am seekin'

It's got me peakin' and it's got me freakin'
Watch my lips I am speakin'
It's got me trickin' and it's got me treatin'!
I got sincerity that's bonifide
So come on now and let your good stuff rain down on me



(Take me down)
I want the stuff
(Take me up)
That's tried and true
Take me to the place they have the good stuff
Yeah

Take me down where the love honey flows
Kiss you nice, nibble your toes


Take me down where the good stuff grows
Love you nice, tickle your nose

Take me down where the love honey flows
Kiss you nice, nibble your toes
Take me down where the good stuff grows
Love you nice, tickle your nose



Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff
Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff
Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff
Good stuff, gimmie some of that good stuff

Don't leave me hangin'


I wanna be dangin'
With your dang good stuff!
Don't leave me hangin'
I wanna be dangin'
With your dang good stuff!

Hey ladies, do you want it? yeah!
Hey fellas, you got to have it, yeah!



Gonna wallow in the lovin' hollow
Gonna wallow in your dang good stuff!
Gonna wallow in the lovin' hollow
Gonna wallow in your dang good stuff!

Hey ladies, do you want it? yeah!
Hey fellas, you got to have it, yeah!



That good good good good good good good stuff!
That good good good good good good good stuff!


On 4/6/07, Sweety Honey < kindladywooer@yahoo.com> wrote:

Hi Honey,

I saw your profile on Yahoo, I was impressed by your photos and even touched by your profile.There must be something common between us. I want to view more of your photos and chat with you. You can know me by joining the following site. I'm loney, I want to meet you...

May there is something swell come out between us!


Don't get soaked. Take a quick peek at the forecast
with theYahoo! Search weather shortcut.


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[CanYoAssDigIt] MyjSpace correspondence

Hi Kristy

That's pretty good, the use of my name, and age, and location, I was
curious to see how the webpage was going to be customized to maintain
the illusion that you were actually talking to cute lil old me. Fat,
bald, old me.

it got a little weak at that point -
"to the cute guy", "my area" - pretty weak. But I'm sure that before
your account gets deleted, you catch some feeble minded, sad and
desperate horny old loser.

You'll just have to be a little more clever to catch this loser.

I'm going to blog about you, come check out what I have to say at:

http://mattlove1.blogspot.com/

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: <a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=117006057&MyToken=8c771e6f-f0e7-4845-972a-365f533b4c89'>Kristy</a>
Date: 4/5/2007 4:36:00 AM

How's it goin? I'm Kristy, I just moved to the Wenatchee area and I
wanna meet a nice guy around here :-). I moved here to Washington a
couple of weeks ago for work and now that I'm here I have nobody to
hang out with! I read your profile... You're cute and I liked what
you had to say :-).

I'm 24/F/single and I'm lookin for a guy who is a little bit older or
more mature than me. You say you're 50 and you're cute so I guess
you're qualified :-)

My friend Jen from back home suggested I tried using myspace to meet
people in my area. I just signed up and my profile sux hehe. I do
have a blog/profile page at <a
href="http://www.wildnunn.com/">WildNunn.com</a> ... I have alot of
photos and stuff up if you wanna see me.

I left you a personal msg on my homepage and I took a new pic for you
today. Come check me out when you have a chance, k?

Lookin forward to seeyin ya,
Kristy

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Monday, April 02, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [KOWA_Update] April is Radical Arts Month

This is Evergreen, for goddess sake! Can we get a goddamn concerted
effort to get some fucking BASKETWEAVING going?!? Good golly, miss
molly!

On 4/2/07, roundandpointy@excite.com <roundandpointy@excite.com> wrote:
> Online: www.kowaradio.org
> Leave message: 360-352-8526
> Email: info@kowaradio.org
> APRIL IS RADICAL ART MONTH
> All events at The Evergreen State College
> Sponsored by Carnival
>
>
> The Beehive Collective | Sem II A1105 | Tuesday | 4/3/07 | 6:00-8:30 | FREE
> This amazing artist collective will be giving a graphic storytelling presentation of their past and newest works depicting global resistance to colonialism, militarism, & resource extraction in the Americas. You may have seen their large black and white posters around town that serve as teaching tools and storytelling aids for these issues. Come to meet the artists, learn about what the posters represent, and ask questions at the Q&A.
>
>
> Miss Rockaway Armada | Sem II A1105 | Monday | 4/9/07 | 7:00 | FREE
> Tales from a group of 25 artists and performers that floated the Mississippi this summer on home made rafts. A group of travelers that take a hands-on approach to creating change, they will be telling stories and giving a multi media presentation on their experiences and the impact it had on themselves and the people they met.
>
>
> Medicine & Printmaking Workshops | CAB 110 | Thurs | 4/19 & 4/26 | 4:00 | FREE
> Benjamin Pixie, local medicine maker, will be leading two days of workshops teaching the use of native plants for edible and medicinal purposes. We will also be taking 8 different plants and making silk screen prints of them on fabric or in your own journal. The event is free with all supplies provided.
>
>
> The Sprockettes | Red Square | Sunday | 4/22 | 2:00 | FREE
> The world's first mini bike dance team is coming! The Sprockettes rock out on their bikes, promoting positive body image, loving bikes, and getting down with your bad self. This event will be followed by a workshop on the culture of bicycle dancing.
>
>
> Bookbinding | CAB 315 | 4/5 & 4/11 | FREE
> How to workshop on the ancient arts of bookbinding in this two week long workshop series. Lead by members of Community Print in Olympia, the event is free with all supplies provided.
>
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Sunday, April 01, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [progressive] no hoods

what's wrong with these British people? I guess they have lost the ability to shut off their brains, and ignore the corruption, hypocrisy and cruelty of their government.  You do that, and there goes the empire!  Oops, I guess it already went!  Let that be a lesson to anybody out there who is considering observing what's going on in the world, and thinking for themselves.  It could happen here!

Jeez, we need to be outraged on their behalf I guess.

Go Tony Blair!  Boo, hiss Iranians!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: patty <waytoosmart@hawaii.rr.com>
Date: Apr 1, 2007 12:29 PM
Subject: [progressive] no hoods
To: progressive@yahoogroups.com


Call that humiliation?

No hoods. No electric shocks. No beatings. These Iranians clearly are a very uncivilised bunch

Terry Jones
Saturday March 31, 2007
The Guardian
http://politics.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,,2047110,00.html

I share the outrage expressed in the British press over the treatment of our naval personnel accused by Iran of illegally entering their waters. It is a disgrace. We would never dream of treating captives like this - allowing them to smoke cigarettes, for example, even though it has been proven that smoking kills. And as for compelling poor servicewoman Faye Turney to wear a black headscarf, and then allowing the picture to be posted around the world - have the Iranians no concept of civilised behaviour? For God's sake, what's wrong with putting a bag over her head? That's what we do with the Muslims we capture: we put bags over their heads, so it's hard to breathe. Then it's perfectly acceptable to take photographs of them and circulate them to the press because the captives can't be recognised and humiliated in the way these unfortunate British service people are.

It is also unacceptable that these British captives should be made to talk on television and say things that they may regret later. If the Iranians put duct tape over their mouths, like we do to our captives, they wouldn't be able to talk at all. Of course they'd probably find it even harder to breathe - especially with a bag over their head - but at least they wouldn't be humiliated.

And what's all this about allowing the captives to write letters home saying they are all right? It's time the Iranians fell into line with the rest of the civilised world: they should allow their captives the privacy of solitary confinement. That's one of the many privileges the US grants to its captives in Guantánamo Bay.

The true mark of a civilised country is that it doesn't rush into charging people whom it has arbitrarily arrested in places it's just invaded. The inmates of Guantánamo, for example, have been enjoying all the privacy they want for almost five years, and the first inmate has only just been charged. What a contrast to the disgraceful Iranian rush to parade their captives before the cameras!

What's more, it is clear that the Iranians are not giving their British prisoners any decent physical exercise. The US military make sure that their Iraqi captives enjoy PT. This takes the form of exciting "stress positions", which the captives are expected to hold for hours on end so as to improve their stomach and calf muscles. A common exercise is where they are made to stand on the balls of their feet and then squat so that their thighs are parallel to the ground. This creates intense pain and, finally, muscle failure. It's all good healthy fun and has the bonus that the captives will confess to anything to get out of it.

And this brings me to my final point. It is clear from her TV appearance that servicewoman Turney has been put under pressure. The newspapers have persuaded behavioural psychologists to examine the footage and they all conclude that she is "unhappy and stressed".

What is so appalling is the underhand way in which the Iranians have got her "unhappy and stressed". She shows no signs of electrocution or burn marks and there are no signs of beating on her face. This is unacceptable. If captives are to be put under duress, such as by forcing them into compromising sexual positions, or having electric shocks to their genitals, they should be photographed, as they were in Abu Ghraib. The photographs should then be circulated around the civilised world so that everyone can see exactly what has been going on.

As Stephen Glover pointed out in the Daily Mail, perhaps it would not be right to bomb Iran in retaliation for the humiliation of our servicemen, but clearly the Iranian people must be made to suffer - whether by beefing up sanctions, as the Mail suggests, or simply by getting President Bush to hurry up and invade, as he intends to anyway, and bring democracy and western values to the country, as he has in Iraq.



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