I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] "It's about time the 2 most beautiful people in the world fucked each other!"

Maher is nuts.... Angelina Jolie is a borderline who has made herself
as ugly on the outside with all those disfiguring tattoos as she is on
the inside.

Prince Charles has a lot on the ball, but he will never get credit for
anything good he's done because people think his ex-wife was nice
because she was attractive, even though she was another sicko who made
life miserable for all around her. She somehow, supposedly, won the
hearts of the british people, and she may have - they are nearly as
stupid as us, they voted for the Labour Party again, a group of losers
that can come up with anything better than the Neo-Thatcherite Blair
(just as Americans voted for Reagan's illegitimate son, Bill Clinton,
more than once). I know that Di won the hearts of supposedly freedom
loving americans, who wish they were ruled by a genetic dynasty (don't
look, we are!). I believe that people would have come around to see
Charles as basically a decent person, victimized by duty and office
and a crazy bitch, but the crazy bitch got herself sainted while she
was involved in some crazy shit with another useless playboy shit, and
somehow that made her a saint and Chuck a goat! Charles has at least
used the disreputable office of royalty to do some good in the world,
which is more than can be said, or ever will be said about Pitt,
Jolie, Garner or Affleck.

If only Hitler and Stalin had been handsome, no doubt to this day
people would be arguing over which one of them was the most wonderful
person in the world, and lamenting that they didn't have more children
to spread their glorious genes around.

Stupid People shouldn't breed - I concur. We'd be much better off
without Jenna and Barbara. Or Dubya, Jeb, Neil, and Little Bush 4.
Or - well, you could keep going back. There was no doubt a smart
Prescott or Bush or Walker back there somewhere, but after a point,
dirty deals and political connections smoothed the way for for this
clan of inbred blue bloods.

On 5/9/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
> Matt asked...
> > Steven Hawkings and Margaret Thatcher?
>
> No, Bill Maher said that about
> Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie.
> But I am sure it would apply to
> Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner, too.
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> But, God, let's hope that
> Prince Charles & Camilla Parker Bowles
> never have any kids-- big-eared, wrinkled,
> stupid kids!!
>
> Or, to quote that great song from
> "The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
> (1994) -- "Stupid People Shouldn't Breed"!!!
>
> kdh
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