I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] DeLay Steps Down After Indictment

Did Jay Leno have some good jokes about this?

I also hear that a federal judge has ordered the release of
documentation of torture by US military. I'll bet Leno had some knee
slappers about that one.

But "torture and stealing elections is just fine by me and the
founding fathers" Roberts was sworn in.

I have the forlorn fantasy that they will decide that the current
administration is so illegal that they will remove all the judges they
put in place and reverse all the policies and laws established, but I
guess that's pretty unlikely.

What is it about these foreigners, anyway? English, Canadian,
Australian, Danish, what have you, they all think that Bush is insane.

At dinner last night one of the people at our table said "when I look
at the United States I feel like I'm watching Rome burn."

Hey guys, I want to let you know I was a good American and I stood up
for our leadership. I said "No, we are not in the Nero era of the
American Empire yet. We are in the Caligula era!"

Hooray for me and the USA!

* DeLay Hammered by Campaign Finance Indictment, Steps Down as GOP Majority
Leader *

A Texas grand jury on Wednesday indicted House Majority leader Tom DeLay (R
- Texas) and two political associates, charging them with a conspiracy to
violate Texas campaign finance laws. House Republicans gathered within hours
of the indictment becoming public and chose Rep. Roy Blunt (R - MO) to
replace DeLay as majority leader who was forced to step down because of
House rules. We speak with the executive editor of The Texas Observer and
independent journalist Doug Ireland.

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