One of my wife's over-educated friends sent the attached list,
prefaced by this message: "And this is as nice as I could imagine
being about the fucking fool."
He's probably another one of those deluded fools who thinks he could
have handled the Katrina situation better than Dubya. Just because
he's an MD.
But seriously, just before the chuckles - are these for real? The
Leno and Letterman jokes are similar, and are neck-and-neck in the
"most contemptuous" race. One of them is supposed to be Bush
detracter and the other a Bush supporter? I can't tell them apart.
Have I ever said anything more critical about the old disassembler
than these guys? I wonder how much hate mail they get, saying they
aren't really citizens, they should leave the country, etc.
Begin forwarded message:
Subject: 'Fun Reading'
At the trial Saddam insisted he is still president, he is still in
charge, despite the fact that his people disapprove of him and his top
assistants are all in jail or going to jail. No, I'm sorry, that's
President Bush." --Jay Leno
"Saddam Hussein's trial started yesterday, were you folks aware of
that? In court he was stubborn and he was defiant. Stubborn and
defiant in insisting that he's still the president. You know, sorta
like Bush." --David Letterman
"There are rumors circulating that because of the CIA leak
investigation, Vice President Dick Cheney would resign and Condoleezza
Rice will take his place. Due to the complex nature of the
arrangement, it had to be explained to the President using puppets."
--Jay Leno
"The results from the Iraqi election are coming in and the Sunnis are
claiming that the election was rigged. So looks like they got an
American-style democracy after all." --David Letterman
"Here's a reminder to Iraq: The crooked voting machines are due back
in Florida by Friday." --David Letterman
"Karl Rove testified in front of the grand jury for the fourth time.
This is the fourth time in front of the grand jury. In fact this time
he had to give his testimony standing up. See the first three times he
lied his ass off, so he had to stand up." --Jay Leno
"You know I love New Orleans, they're vowing to hold Mardi Gras this
year come hell or -- no pun -- high water. This is interesting,
they've always had a Mardi Gras drink called the Hurricane. They're
not going to serve that this year, but they've got a new one called
the FEMA. It's strong, it hits you about a week later." --Bill Maher
"President Bush is taking more liberal positions. For example global
warming. He used to be against it. Now it's the Republican plan for
heating homes this winter." -Jay Leno
"I think the President is losing it. The BBC is reporting that Bush
told a group of Palestinian ministers that God told him to invade
Iraq. You see, that's what happens when you mix the New Testament and
Old Milwaukee." --Bill Maher
"Now here's some sad information coming out of Washington. According
to reports, President Bush may be drinking again. And I thought,
'Well, why not? He's got everybody else drinking.'" --David Letterman
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