I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Monday, September 25, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] I will pull down a mighty reckoning on Hugo Chávez

No wonder Hugo Chávez is so unpopular with Bizarros. The following
from the NY Times:

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At a news conference after his spirited address to the United Nations
on Wednesday, President Hugo Chávez of Venezuela expressed one regret:
not having met that icon of the American left, the linguist Noam
Chomsky, before his death.

Yesterday, a call to Mr. Chomsky's house found him very much alive. In
fact, he was struggling through "10,000 e-mails" he had received since
the remarks by Mr. Chávez, who urged Americans to read one of Mr.
Chomsky's books instead of watching Superman and Batman movies, which
he said "make people stupid."

***

The nerve of that guy, he dares to mock the fans of the Dark Night and
the Man of Steel!! I'm gonna go role an 18, put on my cape and cowl,
and open up a can of whup ass on this Mr. Cheetos or whatever his name
is. My ultimate triumph is assured. I have 10 points of
invulnerability, and I am wearing boots of escaping (just like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmRNBSxxxSk )


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