The "news"caster said: "The judge just made a CRUCIAL decision - Anna Nicole Smith's body will be buried in the Bahamas next to her son."
He put on an Emmy-award worthy performance, weeping, saying the scrutiny that Anna Nicole Smith was under her whole life (attention that she never sought or exploited, I might add) nearly "flattened him." I'm sure the pain was eased, as he imagined Patrick Stewart playing him in the movie version.
I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
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