The gripping conclusion to the "My Conversation With Satan" Trilogy. It's a story old as time, yet paradoxically ripped from today's headlines. It's Boy meets Satan, Boy gets Satan, Boy loses Satan. It's all this and more. Can your heart stand the shocking facts about My Conversation With Satan, Fart 3?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEkvz9y4cNg
Satan: Thanks for making Fart 1 and Fart 2 of the "My Conversation With Satan" Trilogy. Those are funny clips. Your music sucks so I suggested to everybody to listen to it and judge for themselves... the worst music I ever heard,, After they listen and rate it, you will be booted off sound clits.. or my name isn't AlzBuzzaBob, short for Satan.. L O L
Matt: thank you for the warm endorsement. I have added it to my soundclick page News section, Along with some other choice quotes from other respected authorities.
Satan: the band's name is asshole butt lickers, right?
Matt: Actually, it's the Ice Hole Sailors. I've been thinking the band needs some good, oak hearted work songs about chopping a hole in the ice, then sailing around in the open water. I expect the songs would have to be very short. I have a short one... "Oh Cabin Boy, Oh Cabin Boy, That dirty little nipper, He rimmed his ass with broken glass, And circumcised the skipper." It can be sung to the tune of O Tannenbaum one of the all time great shanty tunes.
Satan: awesome job for a butt monkey ass lover.
Matt: I'm overwhelmed by your generous praise.
Satan: I am waiting for fart 3 of My Conversation With Satan.
Matt: I'm working on it. Too bad you won't go to Soundclick, I renamed three of the Ice hole Sailors songs in honor of our conversation: Ice hole Saloon, Awesome job for a butt monkey ass lover, and My Conversation With Satan. But then, since you're Satan, you already know that. You've already heard the songs. You probably planted them in me and made me record them, just like you're making me make Fart 3 of the trilogy.
Satan: Sucks. worst music i ever heard,, ,,i'll play lead guitar and sing in ur band,,..as alzbuzzabob
Matt: Alzbubbabob, my redeemer Or at least the redeemer of my music! This is so excellent I'm humbled and excited by your generosity. if it costs me my soul, so be it. How to go about building a better music now? I'm working on one thing...Satan lives within me this I know, though the bible don't say so, little children black and white, are his dinner for tonight, yes Satan hates me, yes Satan hates me, yes Satan hates me, the book of Satan tells me so. He'll have me for dessert.
Satan: that was funny
Matt: maybe more in a R E O speedwagon vein? And I'm gonna keep on killing You, Cause it's the only thing I wanna do, I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on killing you. Baby, I'm gonna keep on killing you, Cause it's the only thing I wanna do, I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on killing you.
Satan: ha ha. I was playing them for a girl i like... fuk u
Matt: I'm just trying to figure out what the points of contact here are.
Satan: whatever dude,, u will burn in hell,, while i fork u to death
Matt: I have tried to get down to the bottom of the tagged thing. It's clear you don't have an account there. They must rival Satan for being evil! Myself, I go there for the ladies... Desicma H, sallyanne mark, Elô C, J Flo, Adriana M, Adriana Rosa C, Aiko Kimberly C, aishwarya, Alvaro P, Amber W, Ashley A, Babycristy L, Berenice, Black Angel, Borneo Gurlz, Browning S, Choey, Cindy H, Connie A, Cory N...
Satan: we will meet to fill out contract in ur blood...make it official yes Satan hates u the book of Satan tells me so.
Matt: Satan the King Hell Demon, Had some very pointy horns, They've been poking my backside, Every day since I was born. All of the other demons, said "please kill the cast of Glee, If you do that dear Satan, You'll spare us all misery." just going with the ideas here
Satan: so we gonna meet?
Matt: Do you live in San Antonio? It would be a challenge for me, as I'm in Ypsilanti. Most of my collaborations are of the virtual persuasion, although I do like to consummate them with some face-to-face drinking, swordplay and human sacrifice
Satan: ok,,.
Matt: Do you like rap music? If so, check out Cachaca by Badboy J, my friend Leo and I created the music for it, you can hear it on Reverb Nation, which is a site that does not suck, right?
Satan: Whatever.
Matt: By the way, I tried to post a comment on your Facebook page, but it says, "Sorry, you may not have permission to add this comment or the original post may have been deleted.
Satan: i blocked u because ur music really really really sucks,, and i can support a band that sucks as much as u guys,,,so fuk off
Matt: I'm glad to know you can support my band, because I'm really looking forward to what you will add to our sound with your singing and guitar playing. Soon I will complete the My Conversation with Satan Fart 3? A trilogy with only two parts is like Tommy Lee without a penis.
Satan: i ment to say cant u guys suck and I could careless what u say or do u suck and will always suck fuk off and die
Matt: I've been improving the titles of the Ice hole Sailors songs, but to improve the actual songs would take demonic intervention I think.
Satan: stop talking to me u suck my big fat harry balls fuk off and die for real..You cant kill whats already dead bitch again don fucking talk to me again u fucking fuck
Matt: OK, I can see you are having one of those midweek slumps. I'll wait a while before I write again.
Satan: ok now Im gonna fry u. I gave u a chance to back off now I will play the game and fry u to hell fucking fuk off
Matt: I get the impression you may have cooled somewhat to the project.
Satan: warning I will fuck ur life up for real u better stop talking to me u fucking fuk for real
Matt: If that's how you want it to be, Satan...
Satan: fuck off. I have stuffed my ears with chunks of spam, so no use in talking to me any more asshole
http://www.soundclick.com/IceholeSailors
http://www.reverbnation.com/artist/song_details/2775088
http://www.youtube.com/user/ufolksvids
http://www.facebook.com/abranson3
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I want to play in your town for you and 2 of your friends.
http://eventful.com/performers/matt-love-/P0-001-000156481-4/demands
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