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Monday, March 14, 2005

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Matt Love
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 20:52:32 -0800
Subject: imbd
To: bizarro_ultrazine@yahoogroups.com

How can you guys say you hate the internet movie database? Oh, I know
why Klaus said it - because they ultimately agreed with my
(overwhelming evidence) and agreed that Plan 10 From Outer Space and
Shakespeare's Plan 12 From Outer Space are different movies.

That episode caused Klaus to lose a $60,000 bet to me. I invested
the money into my own armpit porn empire, and was doing really well
until President Ronald Wilson Blake appointed Mickey Meese to head an
armpit porn commission. even though they found that armpit porn
increases longevity and brightens your teeth, they suppressed the
findings and put out a bogus report that says that armpit porn causes
blindness. I was ruined.

But anyway, I don't know what Tim's beef is. Does that other outfit
you were talking about provide great services, like listing the bottom
100 movies of all time?

A fascinating mix of cult classics and recent mainstream releases like
"From Justin To Kelly."

100 is Dumber and Dumberer. The original really should be in the
bottom 100 also, I can't figure how people can decide "Dumb and
Dumber" is a good movie, and "Mystery Men" is a bad movie. Oh, yeah,
maybe they would have gotten it right 18 months ago.

IMDb Bottom 100
Rank Rating Title Votes
1. 1.6 'Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966)
7,527
2. 1.7 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 6,897
3. 1.7 Future War (1997)
1,505
4. 1.7 Tangents (1994)
663
5. 1.8 Space Mutiny (1988)
1,720
6. 1.8 Girl in Gold Boots (1969) 834
7. 1.8 Troll 2 (1990)
1,829
8. 1.8 Hobgoblins (1987)
1,932
9. 1.8 Eegah (1962)
1,225
10. 1.9 Son of the Mask (2005) 1,214
11. 1.9 You Got Served (2004) 6,362
12. 1.9 Santa with Muscles (1996) 2,530
13. 1.9 Backyard Dogs (2000) 1,241
14. 1.9 Ator l'invincibile 2 (1984) 658
15. 2.0 Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966)
1,025
16. 2.0 SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
2,104
17. 2.0 Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004)
2,549
18. 2.0 The Wild World of Batwoman (1966)
1,085
19. 2.0 Alone in the Dark (2005) 1,962
20. 2.0 Glitter (2001)
5,762
21. 2.0 Werewolf (1996)
973
22. 2.0 Going Overboard (1989) 1,281
23. 2.1 Nuevos extraterrestres, Los (1983) 1,043
24. 2.1 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 1,212
25. 2.2 Uomo puma, L' (1980) 855
26. 2.2 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 5,173
27. 2.2 Gigli (2003)
11,531
28. 2.2 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) 670
29. 2.3 Kazaam (1996)
3,334
30. 2.3 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
1,810
31. 2.3 The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)
894
32. 2.3 Stjerner uden hjerner (1997)
936
33. 2.3 House of the Dead (2003) 3,600
34. 2.3 Leonard Part 6 (1987) 2,128
35. 2.4 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
15,323
36. 2.4 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 2,239
37. 2.4 Robot Monster (1953) 688
38. 2.4 Baby Geniuses (1999) 3,029
39. 2.5 It's Pat (1994)
2,549
40. 2.5 Cool as Ice (1991)
1,229
41. 2.5 Hercules in New York (1970)
2,532
42. 2.5 2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
1,923
43. 2.5 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 5,913
44. 2.6 Dis - en historie om kjærlighet (1995)
709
45. 2.6 Bolero (1984)
1,264
46. 2.6 Simon Sez (1999)
698
47. 2.6 The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994)
2,519
48. 2.7 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) 4,967
49. 2.7 Mitchell (1975)
1,214
50. 2.7 Rollerball (2002)
5,927
51. 2.7 Steel (1997)
1,532
52. 2.7 Marci X (2003)
672
53. 2.7 Vercingétorix (2001)
1,414
54. 2.7 Teen Wolf Too (1987) 2,112
55. 2.7 Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983)
1,384
56. 2.7 Shanghai Surprise (1986) 794
57. 2.8 The Master of Disguise (2002)
4,515
58. 2.8 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988)
5,685
59. 2.8 Captain America (1991) 1,318
60. 2.8 Piranha Part Two: The Spawning (1981) 703
61. 2.8 Mannequin: On the Move (1991)
1,189
62. 2.8 Ringmaster (1998)
1,444
63. 2.9 Bride of the Monster (1955) 820
64. 2.9 Spice World (1997)
8,221
65. 2.9 Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981) 1,212
66. 2.9 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
6,354
67. 3.0 Rhinestone (1984)
882
68. 3.0 Street Fighter (1994)
7,791
69. 3.0 Problem Child 2 (1991) 3,419
70. 3.0 Plump Fiction (1997)
702
71. 3.0 Mr. Nanny (1993)
1,517
72. 3.0 Out for a Kill (2003)
749
73. 3.1 The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962)
899
74. 3.1 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)
2,113
75. 3.1 Double Dragon (1994) 1,423
76. 3.1 Barb Wire (1996)
5,855
77. 3.1 Torque (2004)
3,745
78. 3.1 The Smokers (2000)
646
79. 3.1 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
6,232
80. 3.1 Cop & 1/2 (1993)
1,591
81. 3.1 Son of the Pink Panther (1993)
656
82. 3.1 Crossroads (2002)
8,190
83. 3.1 RoboCop 3 (1993)
5,122
84. 3.1 An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997) 1,223
85. 3.2 Jaws 3-D (1983)
4,792
86. 3.2 The Foreigner (2003) 844
87. 3.2 Soul Plane (2004)
2,001
88. 3.2 Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1993)
867
89. 3.2 The Mangler (1995)
1,178
90. 3.2 The Cat in the Hat (2003) 4,670
91. 3.2 FearDotCom (2002)
4,850
92. 3.2 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) 6,735
93. 3.2 Mac and Me (1988)
1,264
94. 3.2 Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
3,343
95. 3.2 Cyborg 2 (1993)
669
96. 3.2 Silenzio dei prosciutti, Il (1994)
807
97. 3.2 Iron Eagle II (1988)
1,181
98. 3.3 Children of the Corn III (1995)
638
99. 3.3 Bats (1999/I)
2,933
100. 3.3 Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) 4,453
In order to appear in the Bottom 100 Titles chart the title must have
received at least 625 votes.

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