I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Rafael Sabatini scripts VlAGGRA ad copy!

Hey, I just want to thank Kizzy Minor, Yvain Lane, Orba Duffy, Glenna
Gilchrist, Floris Mendoza, Carwyn Harper, Tatianna Matson, and
Giuliana Sykes for making the Alex Carr list
(alexcarr-subscribe@yahoogroups.com for those of you that have been
missing out on the fun) the home of using text from Captain Blood by
Rafael Sabatini to sell VlAGGRA. My gosh, it is wonderful to that you
are giving people a chance to read about the good Captain's
swashbucking derring-do. And I love the cut-up William Burroughs,
Kathy Acker-like post-modernist sensibility you bring to the text
(examples collected below). Marvelous. I love you guys, I really do.

Hello, do you want to spendfrom Cahusac to address the mob of
buccaneers, who had surged nearer Iess on your drrugs?

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forward.CY-BY-MAlL SHOP offers you aWhich argues that, even at this
disadvantage as he has us, the great deaI

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andAGRA VALhe has set me. I shall not abuse my position to prosecute a
privatelUM ClVHY do you vait, my friend? growled van der Kuylen.ALlS
his whip than with his tongue.LEVlTRA and many other.

WiThe Captain steadied himself to grasp it.th each purchase you get:
· Gron the coast of Jamaica, as near Port Royal as we dare venture.eat Prices
· Top quaIsilence, and pursued his work. His ears were straining to catchity
· Home deIivIf you please, said Mr. Blood, and thereupon those gentlemen ofery
· Total cdo you realize its murderous quality when it has been split
intoonfidentiaIity

Try us and you will not be disappointsee, prudence suggests to us that
we should deny ourselves theed!

Hello, dsauntered Peter Blood. With him came a tough, long-legged
Frencho you want to spend Iess on your drrugs?

The mean - in Heaven's name let me hear it.PHARMACY-BY-MAlL SHOP
offers you a greaislanders ashore understood still less, until to help
their witst deaI

the frenzied Don Miguel had realized the situation, his vesselVlAGRA
VALlhell again, when in a narrow street a girl hurtled into him,UM
ClAMr. Blood, without wasting words, did as he was bidden. Pitt
touchedLlS LEVlTfive pearls each of the size of a sparrow's egg. There
wereRA and many other.

Wimore. Answer me this, sir: When you cozened Captain Hobart withth
each purchase you get:
· Grehave been saved. If only I could have spoken to him again beforeat Prices
· Top quaIthemselves gay with bunting. The town, aroused by all this
noise inity
· Home dparticipate in the ransom which their leader had thought toeIivery
· Total confiknees before her brother to implore his pardon for all
the evildentiaIity

Try us and you will nothey may.t be disappointed!

Hello, do you nis in perfect harmony with his beliefs. When first,
three yearseed to spend Iess on your druggs?

Save ovthroat, shook him twice, snarling the while, then hurled him
intoer 70% with PharrmacyByMail ShoFaith, you may be renewing the
acquaintance. The Captain laughedp

Vlthe bulkheads, and there was a carved walnut sideboard laden
withAGRA VAdumplings was in itself a feast to these unfortunates. But
there wereLlUM Ccabin, if you please, he commanded peremptorily, and
was turninglALlS LEsoiled and dusty hat in which there was pinned a
little bunch ofVlTRA and many other.

With each purchasefrom a match that hung ready lighted beside him a
great torch of you get:

· Top could not accommodate the whole force, particularly being at thequaIity
· BESTthey were sailing very close, was westerly, and it bore to
their ears PRlCES
· Total commission; the words he had spoken to her that very morning,
whichconfidentiaIity
· HHe paused. He turned and came slowly back. Standing above her heome deIivery

Hello, do you want to spend Iess on your meddicaclothed him from waist
to knee; above and below he was naked, savetions?

Our neman behind Major Mallard. Bishop swung to him.w great offer -
being in sufficient strength at the time to force the entrance of
theSave over 75% with PharmFifteen pounds for this one.acyByMail Shop
VlAbleached dunes, beside the spread of sail from which LevasseurGRA
ClALseen the danger.lS VALlmyself. And he covered himself with his
plumed castor.UM LEVCreator. It was a longing too vague to amount to a
hope. HopelTRA and many other.

With each putreason, he could not have arraigned them more
ferociously.rrchase you get:

· Top quthose who knew Lord Jeffreys regarded this as the lull before theaIity
· Best prThe Admiral laughed.ices
· Total confidentiaentirely at your convenience.Iity
· Home deIivThey are the ransom extracted by Don Diego from the Governorery

P.S. Try us and you will not bWithin a quarter of an hour they had
rounded the head, and stoode disappointed!

Hello, do you want to spend Iessyoung Pitt discreetly held his peace,
the Captain rapped out a nasty on your drrugs?

The PHARMunfortunate gentleman left under the thief and pirate she
accountsACY-BY-MAlL SHOP offethere was a suspicion of moisture in
those clear hazel eyes. Withrs you a great deaI

V Nor iron bars a cage.lAGRA VAin the arts of fiction and drama that
life itself is little moreLlUM CThere are others detained on the
island besides slaves. There arelALlS LEVconceal resolved at once the
doubt that had leapt so suddenly inlTRA and many other.

Stab me! You must have been. And in that three months the worldWith
each purchase you get:
· may proceed. I shall be glad to reach Port Royal.Great Prices
· Thad to be, he said. Say now, gentlemen, whether I am justifiedop quaIity
· Home deIAnd now another intervened - the brawny, one-eyed
Wolverstone, lessivery
· Total confidegallows being planted along the road from Weston to
Bridgewater,ntiaIity

Try us and you one side to the long sheds of the wharf on the other.
Along thiswill not be disappointed!


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