I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Give your mother a hug today...

The RTE has lifted their prohibition on English language songs, so the
hipster music they play on An Taobh Tuathail is unfortunately a lot
more like the hipster music I can hear elsewhere.

They just got through playing Martha Wainwright's song about her
father, Loudon. The announcer was rattling on about it in Irish, but
when it came time to give the name of the song (which is in English of
course) he couldn't bring himself to say it.

He announced as "Bloody motherhugging gas hole."

BTW, I can't quite put her in the same category as the despicable
Eminem, because Loudon has a bully pulpit, too, he could put a song
out called "My daughters a selfish bitch, she conspired with her
therapist to create the LIE that I ruined her whole life," but it's
still awkward. You can ignore the shit, and have people believe it, or
try to respond and start WWIII in your family.

Maybe he is an asshole, he did name his kids Rufus and Martha, how
cruel and unusual is that? But he comes from a line where they named
3 generations "Loudon" so he can be forgiven for not knowing any
better, it seems to run in the family.

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