I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, February 10, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Important Announcement

Dear Friends,

As of yesterday I have added one more to the major changes in my life
that have transpired in the last 40 days. Beyond the journey from
bachelorhood to marriage, from employment of sheer necessity to
embarking upon a career, from Washington to California, I am now a
minister ordained in three churches and a rabbi ordained in one temple.

For those who are curious, I am still an atheist.
http://atheism.about.com/b/a/010053.htm

Lest you think I am not serious about this, consider that I searched no
less than TWENTY pages of Google hits looking for free ordinations.

So don't even think about fucking with me.

Reverend Reverend Reverend Rabbi Joe Mac


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