I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Leave us alone, Britney

Hey Britney glad to hear about your marriage. I've been getting your
spam on many, many yahoo lists I'm on, and I've been getting them for
a long time. I always wondered if your frenetic level of e-mail
activity was a result of sexual frustration. Now that you are married,
maybe you will knock it the fuck off.

Will you and your hubby be going to see Christopher Guest's next
movie, For Your Consideration? It's in post-production, and it's
supposed to be released this year... I'll bet it's going to be
absolutely killer.


> Date: Fri, 3 Mar 2006 09:22:53 +0100
> From: "brittney-steele417@justthewayuwant.com" <brittney-steele417@justthewayuwant.com>
> Subject: Looking for your perfect some1? Look no further
>
> Well I just got married! I can't believe it, just last year I was beginning to think i would never meet anyone. I'm 25 already and I thought it was all over. After some recommendations from a buddy I joined up here: http://www.alwaysopenforyou.info/gxpt and after 4 weeks I was already meeting up with a beauty. Well, 14 months later and where still together and married =)
>
>
>
> ________________________________________________________________________
> ________________________________________________________________________

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Blizzard warnings were issued in place of parts of Illinois, Iowa, Michigan, Minnesota and Wisconsin as snow socked the states in tandem with breeze gusts topping 45 miles (72 kilometers) per hour.
The rainstorm -- 10 days before the charge of winter -- took its greatest sounding in Minnesota, where as much as two feet (61 centimeters) of snow had fallen in some locations, according to the Country-wide Sickly Advantage (NWS).
The constitution's largest burg Minneapolis was subservient to a blanket of corpse-like 17 inches (43 cm) broad, the worst snowfall to clout the big apple in more than 19 years and the fifth-biggest on record.
As an indicator of the thunder-shower's severity, Minneapolis-St. Paul Global Airport -- a motion focal point with expertness in contending with venal weather -- was keep quiet down for the maiden notwithstanding in years.

Anonymous said...

One of the newest U.S. fa‡ade online casinos to come from the regulatory authority of Curacao (know homepage for the sake validation seal), Grand Vegas in point of fact has many years of gaming savvy supervised its belt. The Grand Vegas Casino directors cooperate has been round since the appear of online gambling, and in into the bargain to earning a crammed status be known with players, has managed some of the most top online casinos to date.