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Saturday, April 22, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Your Ad in the Stranger

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>
Date: Apr 5, 2006 3:09 PM
Subject: Your Ad in the Stranger
To: madmanhotdogstand@yahoo.com

You wrote:
96 year old bass player wanted
posted 03/16/2006
Wanted Bass player around 96 years old. The closer to death the
better. Try to die on stage. Overdose would be cool. I'll let you
crash my camaro. HardRock/punk/thrash/blues/metal/grunge. I sing/play
guitar
me Kyle age:(21)

*****

I've got what you need. While I'm not yet 96 years old, I'm more than
halfways there, and I'm close to death as a motherfucker.

My bio:
http://home.earthlink.net/~mattlove1/ApplicationForm.htm
My music:
http://www.soundclick.com/KnuckleheadUS
http://www.soundclick.com/BloodParadise
http://www.soundclick.com/Bureaucratica
http://www.soundclick.com/ErnestYoungman
http://www.soundclick.com/HomelessGoats
http://www.soundclick.com/Lulina
http://www.soundclick.com/MrRoboto
http://www.soundclick.com/Plan13
http://www.soundclick.com/SonsofSarookh
http://www.soundclick.com/TennesseeWayne
http://www.soundclick.com/TwentyFroggies
http://www.soundclick.com/RxR
http://www.soundclick.com/SongPoet
http://www.soundclick.com/BizarroUltraband

*****

No reply. This guy is one sick dog.


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