I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Jerry's Demise Reminds Me Of A Joke.....

thought you might be amused by this.  When Clinton was caught with his pants down, dems huffed "it's a private matter" and "i don't care what he does in the bedroom (or the oval office, apparently!) as long as he's an effective politician. 

But when it's Giulliani or Gingrich, character becomes an issue all the sudden!

It's too bad Giuliani is such a thug; it might be interesting to have a cross dresser in the White House. Maybe they'd make "Glen or Glenda" the official national movie or something.  But it seems more important to me that he'd repeat his horrific record of police brutality and police state mentality to a national stage.

But maybe I'm missing something.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Matt Love < matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>
Date: May 16, 2007 11:45 AM
Subject: Re: Jerry's Demise Reminds Me Of A Joke.....
To: Cheese_Eating_Surrender_Monkeys@yahoogroups.com

Double your standards
Liberals stay mum
When Democrats, Democrats, Democrats cum

(sung to the tune of the Doublemint song)



On 5/15/07, Larry Wilson <larry@larry-wilson.com> wrote:

By Mr Cheat on your Wife I meant Giulliani, not Clinton.

On 5/15/07, Matt Love < matt.mattlove1@gmail.com > wrote:

Ah, but you see, the humor is in the fact that everybody knows Bill Clinton is "Ole Mr. Cheat on your Wife" - the rapt attention paid to the forensic evidence gave Saturday Night Live and National Lampoon more material than Al Sharpton will ever give them in a lifetime.

Sharpton is known for some unpleasant things, but I haven't heard that he is another "Ole Mr. Cheat on your Wife."

Nor is he:

Mr. Media Consolidation
Mr. Welfare Destruction
Mr. Phony Health Care Reform
Mr. NAFTA
Mr. Never Inhaled
Mr. Don't Ask Don't Tell
Mr. Whitewater Rafter
Mr. 600,000 Dead Iraqi Children Are Worth It

Nor, for that matter, was Mr. Falwell. I'm sure he would have liked to have committed evil on that scale and greater, but he never had the chance.  A little perspective can occasionally be a useful thing.

On 5/15/07, Larry Wilson < larry@larry-wilson.com> wrote:

Instead of Bill Clinton, it should have been Al Sharpton.

On 5/15/07, sissonltd@comcast.net < sissonltd@comcast.net> wrote:

Good one!




--
Larry

"Ashcroft supermoralistically draped the body of the department's statue of justice to hide her contours; Gonzales amoralistically tore off her blindfold."   Ronald Goldfarb

Impeachment - now, more than ever!





--
Larry

"Ashcroft supermoralistically draped the body of the department's statue of justice to hide her contours; Gonzales amoralistically tore off her blindfold."   Ronald Goldfarb

Impeachment - now, more than ever!


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