Dear Mr. Williams
I need some money, and fast, so I just went to my spam folder to see if there are any good opportunities there, and I saw your offer. It sounds like a good one, so I'll take it. Let me explain what's up with me.
I work for a major entertainment concern, Banal Entertainment International. Frankly, we haven't had major success in some time, and we're kind of on the ropes financially.
However, creatively, we're at the top of our game. We have a project in development that's sure to be a financially rewarding megasmash. It's a TV series that follows sexy sextuplets, as they engage in various hijinks and harmless fun, like confusing the heck out of their dates for the evening!
Here's the lyrics to the theme song, just to give you a taste of the good stuff to come:
from Zanzibar to Berkeley Square;
But Deborah's only screwed the guys
But they're sextuplets, identical sextuplets all the way;
Six matching hot babes, different as night and day.
While Norine adores a minuet,
Imelda loves Ballets Russes, and crêpes Suzette;
Still they're sextuplets, identical sextuplets
They fuck alike, they suck alike,
They can blow your mind
So send me some money already, you crazy Swiss mofo!
Sincerely,
Matt Love
From Mr Philip M. Williams
UBS AG Postfach
8098 Zürich
Switzerland
www.ubs.com
Dear Sir,
My Name is Mr Philip M. Williams and I am an investment consultant working with Bank Of Swtizerland, UBS AG. at their offshore department Zurich Swtzerland .I will be happy to work this deal out with you if you have a coporate or personal Bank Account and if you are capable to keep TOP SECRET.I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down,if I transter this money to your account.
During one of our peroidic auditing I discorved a dormant accounts with holding balance of $232,000,000.00 (Two Hundred and Thirty Two Million US Dollars) this account has not been operated for the past years. As at this moment,I am constrained to issue more details about this business until your response is received. For over 6years plus now unclaimed belonging to a "dead customer" Mr. John Paul Getty from United States of America who died on Apr. 17, 2003 after a brief illness in London Hospital(BBC News), Visit the web site below for confirmation; http://news. bbc.co.uk/ It is only me and 2 other top Management staff knows about the money and if we leave this money after 7 years, it will Automatically move to the Bank Vault as "UNCLAIMED FUND".go/em/fr/ -/1/hi/uk/ 2956897.stm
If you are not familiar with my Bank profile,please take a moment of your very busy schedules to read about my Bank website; www.ubs.com and I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible if you are interested, on replying send me the followings.
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Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest regards,
Mr Philip M. Williams.
Chief investment Consultant,
UBS AG Postfach
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