It's All About Me, Man: [ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Good Morning Boss!!! [9 Attachments]

Thursday, December 06, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Good Morning Boss!!! [9 Attachments]

[Attachment(s) from matt love included below]

Thank you, Yinka

It is a good morning! I awoke full of anticipation that there would be another message from you, and you didn't let me down. I wrote my last one late last night, and didn't expect to hear back from you until today, so don't worry, I didn't feel like you were remiss in the slightest.

I love learning more about your culture - it's fascinating to me that your college has a cafe for student's Internet usage, rather than a computer center or a library. Since you are using it as a job placement tool, you should think they'd make other resources available; 24/7 - the resources I mentioned, or a career development center, for example. You might pass along the suggestion.

I don't know if having ideas for other people is really intelligence - I just see things, and next thing you know, I'm opening my mouth and words come out. These are not good traits for a successful slave, but I'm sure they taught that in Slavery 101. They did in my slave college, but I didn't listen!

I'm very touched by your belief in me. It hasn't always been this way in life, my parents advised me to not over reach my limited capabilities, and I have to admit it hurt a little bit when they told me they gave me a name with only 4 letter words (Matt Alan Love), so I wouldn't have to struggle too hard to remember my name.

However, despite it all, I have made something of myself, and perhaps after you get to know me better, you can tell me what it is, because I'm not sure myself, and I'd really like to know!

I have to be a little stern with you, my sweet slave; I asked you for pictures first, and you didn't send them, and now you are asking me for pictures. I regard that as a breach of protocol, but I will let it go this time. I have to admit, going through my files and picking out the best, most representative pictures was fun. I hope you take similar pleasure in returning the favor.

I've arranged the pictures in chronological order, starting with the very first picture ever taken of me.

01 I call it "Matt's Emergence." It's from a long time ago, my family couldn't even afford color film! Certainly long before digital photography.

02 Here is a picture of me as an infant, in the arms of my doting older sister Isabella, just a toddler at a time. A remarkable woman, she now lives in Mogi das Cruzes, Brazil where she runs a Mexican restaurant! I know it's strange, but it really does make sense.

03 - here is a picture of me from my first successful band, a synthrock trio with Nigel Simmons and George Carillo (who always appeared in a purple dinosaur suit) called Pet Rock.

04 - We were the first western synthrock band to play in China. Language barriers created difficulty, here is a picture of me in a rather stressful situation. We laughed about it together afterwards. Ah, the power of music to bring people together!

05 After the 80s, synths fell out of fashion, and guitars came back, thanks to bands like Nirvana and so forth. I flowed with the changes, it was fun to just rock out again - this is a picture of me with my band Grimy Britches.

06 I next spent a period of time exploring my ghetto heritage, as some genealogical research revealed my Irish ancestry, and the role an ancestor of mine had played in the New York gang scene at the Five Corners. Here's a picture of me relaxing at the end of a hard day of rapping.

07 Out of all the things I recorded, this is the one that stays with me, that I feel closest too. I've still got 13 boxes of CDs in the other room, ha! That was a joke, did you get it?

08 This picture of me was taken in a Zen monastery. I got tired of the materialism of rap, the bling, the senseless violence. I wanted to learn detachment form earthly desires. Some interesting trivia: it's the same monastery that Leonard Cohen retreated to!

09 I returned to civilian life for a while, living in the suburbs in Edmonton, in Canada. This is a picture of me having a little harmless fun with a neighbor lady. I moved pretty soon after that.

Now I'm back in the US, working again with a new team of skilled musical specialists. We call ourselves "The Metaluna Mutants."

I stay at home most the time when I'm not gigging. When I'm not songwriting, I'm putting together advertising jingles. I'm currently working on one for Shitbegone, a popular colon cleansing product. It's advertised on TV here, it could be a big break!

I shall write a song about Nigerian stout! Can you tell me the name of a popular brand? Maybe if I write a song about a particular brand, they will be interested in using it in their advertising.

My plans concerning your securement are this: The Metaluna Mutants and I will have a fund raiser - or many - to secure your exit from the college, and your passage to my community.

I am also looking into starting a Kickstarter campaign. People have raised money for amazing things with Kickstarter, to purchase the personal services of a slave just might be a first - and the novelty of it would guarantee a lot of attention, and success, I should think.

You can email me any time, and no doubt soon I will reply!

Blissfully yours,
Matt

On Thu, Dec 6, 2012 at 4:25 AM, Able Slave <able.slave@yahoo.com> wrote:

Hello My Able Master Matt!!!

Praises be unto you Lord Matt, may you live long to know peace, wealth, good health and been prosperous in all your endavours Sir.

Im so sorry for the late response Sir we are exchanging emails late at midnight last time Sir and the college has to close the cafe Sir. Master Matt i so much like your ways and im so proud to tell you that im really learning from you a lot. You seems to be an intellingent Man.

Im so lucky to found a Master like you on here because im really so glad have found a man like you Sir. I so much like your ways. Master please i will really appreciate getting some of your pics from you because i want to be seeing you all time Sir..lol

The most popular beer in Nigeria is stout but there are still other ones that people do drink very well here Sir. I just asked you about do you drink on a normal basis, I just wish to know about that Master.

The time here is 12.25pm here and i just got in here and decided to check for your email and i met it here now im replying you Able Master Matt.

Lord Matt what are your plans concerning my securement and tell me your daily routine Master so i can always know the exact time i should be emailing you Boss.

Have a Blissful Day Boss Matt.

Yinka